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2009

16

Oct

Rebecca Gayheart Kills Babies Just Not Her Babies of the Day

I would have thought that Rebecca Gayheart had a taste for blood after murdering that kid with her car a few years ago, sure she got off both with the judicial system and in her pants but where I am from a murderer is a fucking murderer and they usually do it again. It’s not one of those one time things, she probably thinks she is above the law, and maybe aborting her fetus or smashing her stomach with a frying pan, doesn’t give her the satisfaction she needs, so she’s waiting this fuckin’ thing out until he’s 8 and she can see his helpless screams as she “accidentally” runs over him while talking on her cell phone for old times. She’s a sick woman who doesn’t deserve a normal life after stealing the life of an innocent child and seeing her do this is pretty much mocking the mother of that poor kid she ran down. Let’s collectively hope she gets hers.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Baby Killer|Rebecca Gayheart

2009

16

Oct

Rachel Bilson Stickin’ Out Her Whore Tongue of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rachel Bilson looking real fucking horrible sticking her tongue out. If you’re wondering why she’s doing it, it is doctor’s orders, she has to air the shit out because she’s spent the last few years rimming her faggot fiance’s ass cuz that’s the only way he can get off with a girl, you know cuz he’s a homo which is probably good for all you Star Wars weirdos who have been fantasizing about tag teaming Bilson with him, because now you that dream is almost a possible reality…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Tongue

2009

16

Oct

Audrina in Her Whore Boots of the Day

Audrina wore boots you’d expect a whore with fake tits to wear so I haven’t really figured out if this is news or just expected, I just know I really didn’t want to give her any attention on the site because I want her to go away, but I’m too insignificant to make a difference and she’s more important than me and as horrible of a realization that is, I’m okay with it because I never had high hopes for myself and that’s all I have to say about that.

Here are some pictures of some more interesting pussy at the party, but only cuz she looks like she’s alive and having a good time….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Boots|Whore

2009

16

Oct

George Clooney’s Italian Pussy in a See Thru Dress of the Day

George Clooney is dating some Italian pussy, because clearly she puts out, since it is good for her career, but unfortunately she’s not quite enough of a whore for me, because she was rockin’ a pair of panties under her see thru dress, making me think if she really wanted to make it, she’d step her shit up a notch, but then I remembered George Clooney owns her, so she’d be pretty set if she stayed clothed and that she’s just doing this see thru shit gratuitously for us to want to fuck her and for that she deserves a fucking Oscar, but first she needs Hollywood to give her some fuckin’ work.

Get on it fuckers.

Pics via Bauer and
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|George Clooney|Italian|See Thru

2009

16

Oct

Jayde Nicole is a Piece of Trash of the Day

Jayde Nicole managed to live out her small town Canadian dream and become someone of real value to the entertainment industry and she did it by getting naked and ending up on Playboy, which opened so many fucking doors for her like Brody Jenner’s cock and a recurring role on the life changing show “The Hills”. I think she even does local event appearances, sues Girls Gone Wild Billionaires for beating her up like her dad would have beat her, if her mother wasnt’t he same kind of whore she is and could keep a man around for more than a couple of weeks and taught her daughter how to use her pussy for success and not for a receptacle like she did and I pretty much hate her since she is trash and smells like trash because she is trash, but the problem is that she doesn’t realize it and I do like me some trash, I just like my trash to know they are trash so that I can fuck their throats and cum on their faces, like trash likes to be treated instead of this phony luxury bullshit this trailer park princess is pullin with her Louis Vuitton purse. Fuck her.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Trash

2009

16

Oct

Obama Dancing of the Day

People are bitching about Obama dancing all the fucking time. He danced with J.Lo, he danced to Beyonce, now he’s dancing with some slut named Thalia, he just dances and fucking dances all the fucking time and the racist rednecks hate it because they think it is a black thing and everyone knows black people like to get down, and they want to see a more serious President, but I think it’s nice to see that he’s just happy to be alive and having a good time and taking advantage of his celebrity, it’s a lot better than some stuffy boring bullshit president and people should just let the man do his fucking thing while shaking his fucking thing, because serious is for old people and it’s nice that he’s just not drafting your kids and sending them off to get fucking killed or having backyard brawls with these chicks…

Posted in:Dancing|Obama

2009

16

Oct

Woman Addicted to Abortions is My Kind of Woman of the Day

Here’s a story I just jerked off to 15 times because it’s so fucking hot. One for each unborn child because this is an addiction I can handle any of my girlfriends to have, cuz everyone knows babies are the worst kind of STD, even worse that AIDS, because AIDS doesn’t make you change its diaper or buy it Christmas presents or even pay for it’s College education or listen to the fucker whine and cry, it just kills you without all the bullshit…..so read this story, you’ll probably like it.

40-year-old Irene. Irene has been pregnant 17 times and aborted 15 of her unborn children, many while she was married. The beautiful 40-year-old had a traumatic childhood and admits that in her youth she was actually “addicted to abortion”. She was reckless, repeatedly avoiding contraception and perversely seeking the fear and stress that abortion brought. At the age of 16 she married a tyrannical 50-year-old professor, a relationship which made her ashamed, belittled and depressed. She self-harmed and attempted suicide several times but continued to get pregnant with monotonous regularity. “I had twelve abortions in eleven years with my first husband,” said Irene who is now very regretful of her troubled past. Her other three abortions were with different men as Irene continued to use abortion as if it were contraception. Thankfully Irene uncovered the courage to end her dysfunctional marriage and found a healthy and compassionate love with a new husband, a writer and poet of her own age. Luckily her repeated terminations had not damaged her reproductive system and she now has a happy family with her husband and two young girls aged three and five.

Pics and Story via Fame

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

16

Oct

Jordan Still Has Ridiculous TIts of the Day

I don’t know what to say about these pictures. I really can’t be bothered to talk about someone who obviously has a sickness, like a real fucking sickness and addiction for making her tits look stupider and stupider because she thinks her only worth is in her tits, because I know that those tits are all she is worth, and really Jordan could have been any whore with daddy issues and no self esteem, but instead we’re stuck with her and this looks pretty fucking ridiculous but expected from this bitch….and I guess someone out there is into this, because she keeps getting work, so if you’re out there, this one’s for you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Bauer and
Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

16

Oct

Falcon Did It For the Show of the Day

This is amazing. I was on Twitter ripping into this whole Falcon and the Balloon bullshit especially when I found out that they were on the show Wife Swap, you know weirdos addicted to fame, who staged this to get all over the media, making them far more clever than I am, but also making them fucking criminals who wasted resources with rescue people and the army and a whole lot of fucking airtime when real issues were going the fuck on.

I have seen better lies when strippers tell me they love me. This motherfucker is so nervous and bad on TV and he is a weather man. It is clear he’s fucking crazy, you know making balloon in his backyard and by the way he was acting on TV but the fact that Falcon busted them at their own scam is fucking amazing.

Good luck with your “Floating Car” when you’re in prison you fucking hippie freak. Liars and their balloons made CNN awkward and hysterical all at the same times. Those fake tears that will be real tears when getting prison raped you con artist piece of shit….

As a bonus, here is the horrible rap song the kids made, cuz Daddy wants them to be the next Jonas Brothers (meal tickets).

Posted in:Falcon|Publcity Stunt

2009

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent 4 hours in the train station drinking at the train station bar with my weird friend. After I got drunk enough, I’d mutter “Now that ass is a train I’d love to ride”, well I actually only did it once and I was on my way out when I did it and the girl didn’t even hear me and if she did she would have liked it because she was so fat, all cock is good cock, but it’s the though that counts it was a waste of time as are most things I do, except for my stepLINKS, because them shits are GOLD….and here they are…..

Because the Weekend is Coming Early This Week, Just Like You Always Do
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MORE MIRANDA KERR!!
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Good To Know Dennis Rodman is Still as COmpletely Fucking Insane as Usual
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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RIP MOTHERFUCKER – LOU ALBANO EDITION
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Some Japanese Game Show Prank Hilarity with a Fake Sniper. Amazing
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GIANT CARDBOARD CREATURES INVADE THE NETHERLANDS!
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Kate Moss is Backstage and Topless
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Seriously, If This is True, Jennifer Aniston is a Moron
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Big Wheel Face Smash – VIDEO
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7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move
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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Represents Britain With More Poise Than the Queen
and When I Say More Poise, I Mean Like a Dirty Slut
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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How Amazing Would a Cat Fight with Michelle Obama Be?
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong with Tyra Banks?
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Vivica A Fox Has Still Got It
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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Finger Licking Cake
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Adriana Lima Photo Shoot
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More Ralph Lauren Photoshop Controversy
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some Big Boobs on Big Brother
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Idiot Chick Crashes a Bentley – VIDEO
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I Love These videos Where Chicks Fight and Fuck
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Caroline in the Bathtub
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You All Know I Love Kayde Kross
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Here Comes the Beginning of the End for the Jackson Kids
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Kate Beckinsale Gallery
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Amateur with Real Nice Tits
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Gorgeous Nikki Sims
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I Still Can’t Believe Joe Jonas Was Fucking CamilleBelle
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Monica, Dasha and a Vibrator
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Heather Takes Off That Little Bikini
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Go From Bullied To Bully in No Time With These Handy Tricks!
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Here’s How You Can Keep Your Dick Hard, Boys!
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Blade Versus Batman – VIDEO
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ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIES!!!
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Bedtime Stories With Heather
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Teagan Presley Knows How To Use Twitter!!!
(Great Pics!)
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Awesome Office Viral Video
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Shots From Birtney Spears New Video
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LOREN IS ONE PLAYMATE WHOSE NUDE BODY WAS JUST BUILT FOR PORN!
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Mickey Rourke’s Got Some Wild Fuckin’ Style….
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American Apparel Ad With Ass Crack….
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BONUS VIDEO :

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 2 
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ANOTHER BONUS VIDEO:

These hurtbag snowboarding bums are trying to win a 500 dollar contest to support their hurtbag moochin lifestyle at their local ski hill, I decided to help cuz I am a hurtbag and respect their hustle, and because they read my site. So watch their season opening snowboard video…
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Posted in:stepLINKS