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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day
Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day
Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day
Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day
Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day
Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day
RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day
RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2009

15

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Skinny Body in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Here’s some shitty pictures you’d think were taken by a paparazzi in a tree, that remind me of pictures I’ve taken with my camera phone while trying to peep on girls, whether by taking upskirt pics on the bus or in the mall, or more ambitious pics of them changing in their apartments after climbing fire escapes or from hotel rooms across the street from their apartments are after following them home one night and realizing that’s the best vantage point for a peeping tom. What you can see is her part of her skinny little upper body in a bikini top, and in the peeping tom world, that’s considered good enough to get hard over, because nudity is the gold, but all variations of it are still of value….I don’t know what I am talking about, just look at Miranda Kerr.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Miranda Kerr|Skinny

2009

15

Oct

Tyra Banks Makes me Gag of the Day

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This just made me gag. Seriously. I lasted a solid 3 seconds before turning it the fuck off. I usually have a pretty solid stomach and can handle disgusting. I am pretty desensitized. I don’t know if it is my hangover, or the fact that this chick is hideous but I know my stomach turned so the only natural thing to do is post this shit for you to suffer with me….

Posted in:Disgusting|Tyra Banks

2009

15

Oct

Lindsay Lohan and her Sloppy Dyke Tits Go Shopping of the Day

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Recent fashion designer, chronic piece of garbage was out in NYC shopping, because that’s what she does, and she looked like fucking shit.

The end is probably near for Lohan, and the only excitement she’s brought us with the last year or so has been boring lesbian fights, staged house robberies, and pretty much no fucking pussy.

Lohan…Bring your pussy back. We know that you may be dying on the inside both physically and emotionally, but that damaged pussy is still barely alive and kickin’, ready to be let out of your damp, dirty expensive panties so stop keeping that shriveled flesh wound to yourself and get out of a car in a short skirt with no underwear, because there is a time we won’t be able to stomach lookin at that shit and you’ll have to retire it for good, but that time isn’t today.

You look like a cheap piece of shit whore, start acting like one and sort it the fuck out you sloppy tit HIV positive lookin’ ex-celebrity addict.

Pics via Bauer and PacificCoastNews and Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Sloppy

2009

15

Oct

Ivanka Trump and Her TIts of the Day

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Recently Jewish Ivanka Trump annoys me. I remember seeing her in an interview and she was asked her if she was converting to Jew and she said something along the lines of wanting to keep her personal life and decisions private.
I guess taking your ass to an interview on TV would make us think that you don’t want to keep your personal life and decisions private, but that you want the world to listen to what your ass has to say, making me realize that she and by default the book she wrote is just a whole lot of boring. I figure if you want to be on TV and in the limelight, you need to give up your fucking private life, it’s the tradeoff but she is boring….

The truth is that she is so boring, her idea of dirt or too much information about her private life is telling us about how she fell in love with an orthodox jew and his family’s real estate empire that puts her dad’s real estate empire to shame which isn’t saying much because he’s just flash and lights and not an actual success, so she converted to judaism. In her boring world, that is so scandalous and private cuz she’s fucking boring. I want to hear about cocaine parties with daddy’s money, orgies and the first time she took dick in her ass. I don’t care about her fuckin square bullshit….
Here is Ivanka keeping shit boring at her boring book signing and if you don’t believe me when I say she’s boring, just look at the way she treats her fat tits by choking them out with a turtleneck because she’s boring….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ivanka Trump|Tits

2009

15

Oct

Meghan McCain Uses Twitter Like She Was TIla Tequila of the Day

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Meghan McCain used the internet the way it is meant to be used and that’s by taking “sexy” pics of your dyke self posing with your shitty book nobody cares about, in hopes that every media outlet picks up the story and draws interest to your book because riding your dad’s name and your mom’s beer money hasn’t worked enough for your liking….it’s a typical cry for attention that you see bottom feeders like Tila Tequila and Aubry O’Day hustle, it’s the basis of Paris Hilton’s career, and the whole thing is pretty fuckin’ obvious, ideally, I’d like to see her fisting her fat dyke pussy, but I guess that’s too much to ask, she’s got an image to maintain.

On the positive side of things, she has threatened to stop using twitter, but we all know if you really want to stop using twitter, you just stop using it, and you don’t threaten to stop using it, like a suicidal person calling a suicide hotline, who never actually wanted to kill himself, but wanted to talk to someone since all his friends dropped his whining ass.

Point of the story is that even with the tits, twitter fucking sucks and there’s no fucking point to it and all of us are just making some clowns with a relatively useless idea rich before everyone realizes that the website fucking sucks and there’s no point to using it.

Posted in:Meghan McCain|Tits

2009

15

Oct

Pam Anderson Pregnant on the Runway in her Baywatch Bathing Suit of the Day

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I know Pam Anderson is too old to be on the runway, but she’s doing it for her gay friends at Heatherette, She brought out her fake tits in red Baywatch bathing suit that you all jerked off to at least once and she strapped herself in caution tape because not only is her hep pussy a crime scene where part of many and I mean many men once died, but the rest of her looks like a crime scene. The only exciting thing is that she looks like she may be pregnant, or probably just middle-aged, and growing herself a GUNT, so I guess the good times have come and gone for her as the sun sets on her lifeguard hut, but at least she’s goin’ out laughin’ at herself as we all laugh at her, because if anything she is really never been anything more than a cartoon character of a person who made a lot of money off pretty much being a joke with tits…and I guess like the death of a fallen soldier, we should collectively shoot our loads to this picture as a final salute to a woman who has given us so much….so start now.

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Pam Anderson

2009

15

Oct

Nicolas Cage Owned a Fucking Castle of the Day

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At what point in time will people realize that this Hollywood bullshit is ripping us off. That it is such a big fucking industry thanks to us, that people like Nicolas Cage can afford to buy fucking castles.

Do you realize how ridiculous owning a castle of your own is? Well it’s a lot more ridiculous when the person owning their own castle is some star of shitty action movies. This is proof he gets paid far too fucking much and we only have ourselves to blame.

Nicolas Cage has contributed nothing to the world. All he has done is been in some seriously bullshit movies. He wasn’t even the one who wrote, produced or marketed those bullshit movies that movie and he can afford a fucking castle.

See I couldn’t be mad at his castle if he was a smart business man, or if he found the cure to cancer, or made great music or anything of substance, but all he did was remember his lines someone else told him to say.

It is beyond excessive and disgusting and the good news is that karma has jumped in to stop it and by karma I mean the IRS because the idiot wasn’t smart enough to stay on top of his taxes when he was making his huge money, and he was forced to sell the shit, because he’s not the “It” person he once was, but still has a privileged life he doesn’t deserve.

That said, stop supporting the movie business, stop buying DVDs, bootleg the shit because let’s face it we can kill an industry and prevent tragedies like Nicolas Cage or people equally useless as him owning castles from happening, because they only have money because we are all giving them our money and that makes us the real losers.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Castle|Nicolas Cage

2009

15

Oct

Fox Reality Channel Awards Brought Out the Trash of the Day

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I guess reality TV is such a success because the USA is pretty fucking trashy. It is the nation of Nascar, WWF, Monster Truck and pretty much anything you can think of that involves dudes with long hair and stupid accents, big muscles and shitty tattoos in tank tops drinking pussy beer and rockin’ shitty tats of the Tazmanian devil, and their ugly bitches with teased bleached hair, shitty tit jobs and cheap revealing clothes they picked up at the sex store. It’s the reason fast food restaurants and donut shops work and I guess the reason reality TV works is because the average household income in the US is 50,000 dollars you poor, uneducated, bored lazy fucks.

Here is some of the garbage that showed up at some Reality Award events, people you helped make famous, all lookin’ pretty fucking disgusting. I posted their names, even though they don’t deserve to be named….
Adrianne Curry

Shayne Lamas

Cindy Margolis

Judy Tenuta

Gretchen Rossi

Megan Hauserman

Aubry Fisher

Gretchen Bonaduce

Kim Zolciak

Daisy dela Hoya

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Reality Awards|Reality TV

2009

15

Oct

LeeAnn Rimes and her Tits in a Tight Dress for Old Times of the Day

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I don’t remember the late 90s or early 00’s, because I was really into my own shit, drinking, partying, fucking useless girls, working useless jobs and not giving a fuck but having the time of my fucking life and not really on top of pop culture because I had my own life to live badly, I didn’t need to fill my head with garbage and noise from other people’s lives, no matter how hot those other people were, because if I didn’t know them, they didn’t really affect my life and I didn’t care, if anything I was a lot like a normal satisfied person who I kind of miss, because I really hate myself when I have to tell people I have a gossip blog, and that I know who the cast of Highschool Musical are.
All that to say, when LeeAnn Rimes was at her peak, I don’t remember her. I don’t remember if she was considered hot or if people wanted to fuck her, but if she always looked like this, she must be a next level singer, because seriously, this is disgusting and if she isn’t a next level singer, I think her career was more of a joke, or novelty on some William Hung shit…..cuz seriously…she doesn’t look human.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:LeeAnn Rimes|Tits

2009

15

Oct

Jessica Stam Shows Off Her Back of the Day

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Jessica Stam is a model from a farm in Canada that if I would have known about her before she got famous, I would have totally knocked on the family’s door late one rainy or snowy night complaining that my car had broken down up the road and that I needed to use a phone, where I would pretend their was no answer at the garage I was calling, leading to these people of god to offer me a place to stay in their guest room, because that’s just the kind of people farmers are, then when everyone was asleep, I would have totally snuck into her room and jerked off on her hair while she slept, because I’m not down with rape, but surprise cumshots are just funny, then I’d head to bed and wake up to a nice pancake breakfast her mom made me before heading out on my way, but instead she dated DJ AM before he died, she’s made millions of dollars and she’s pretty alright lookin, and here is her back.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Back|Jessica Stam