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2009

15

Oct

Naomi Watts is Almost a Dyke on a Bike of the Day

I don’t know if Naomi Watts is one of those sex icons, you know one of those celebrities everyone wants to fuck because I don’t remember her in movies and I am so desensitized doing this shit, I find all these celebrities ugly, mainly because they make too much money for what they do and because I see hotter pussy at my grocery store, but knowing dudes, at least 98 percent of you would fuck her if she asked you to fuck them, so why not post pictures of her in her “motorcycle” gear, since everyone under a helmet and in boots looks worth sticking it to, even that skinny guy on a bike you were driving behind in the tight jeans with the long hair flowing out of his helmet making you think he was a chick, until driving past him and forcing yourself to question your sexuality for a minute, before rationalizing the whole thing by blamin his long hair….

Here’s the manly bike she was riding with her boyfriend who is obviously some useless actor named Liev Schreiber…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Dyke|Naomi Watts

2009

15

Oct

Coco Gets Wet of the Day

Just when you thought that Coco’s nasty pussy was so weathered and dead that it couldn’t get a “rainstorm” in her panties on its own, she proved to us that natural lubricants aren’t always needed to get wet, something old ladies, menopausal women and girls who have sex with me have known for a long fuckin’ time, it just takes a little innovation and here is COCO avoiding the rain because she doesn’t want to melt, she also doesn’t want her whore hair to get wet or her whore make-up to run because showing the world the real Coco is not on her agenda, while being the most famous stripper-lookin’ girl in the world is.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Coco|Ice T

2009

15

Oct

Miranda Kerr and Her Skinny Model Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr showing off her legs in some hipster lookin’ mini skirt, I figure shit’s worth posting because I went to the trouble of uploading them and I’m really not sure why, making this one of the many lazy, useless posts on the site, because let’s face it, if you were me, you would have quit doing this bullshit years ago.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Miranda Kerr|Model

2009

15

Oct

Joanna Krupa Dancing Ass With Dancing Men of the Day

Here are some pictures of Joanna Krupa in an almost hot dress that I’ve had lying around the last couple of days. If you don’t remember her, she was some bottom feeder model and actor who some how managed to get on Dancing With The Stars, a show that normally goes after has-beens, but that her people went after for her, because it will be the single biggest thing in her career, I mean except the American cock she sucked when she was 5 and moved to America.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dancing With the Stars|Joanna Krupa

2009

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to get drunk. I’ve been talking to lawyers the last few hours cuz some bullies are trying to sue me since they mismanage their business and don’t know what they are doing. It looks like I am going to win and when I counter sue, like I am going to be rich. So I guess it means time to celebrate!

Here are my links…

Tricia Helfer and Grace Park Are in Maxim Together and Let ME Tell You, It’s Something Else
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Kim Zolciak Needs to Put a Bag Over Her Head, But Her Tits Are Fine By Me
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Because It’s Better Than a Night Drinking, Trust Me
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Marisa Miller Bikini Motherload
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A Day With the Google Street View Guys
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The 12 Hottest Colombian Women
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Wikipedia’s Biggest Fails Ever
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Some British Big Bobbed Sluts in Nuts Magazine. Seriously, Fucking Loads
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Where the Fuck Has Jessica Simpson Been Anyways?
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A Flowchart to Determine What Your Halloween Costume Should Be
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A Lot Of Celeb Cunts Derserve to Be Slapped In the Face, But Leona Lewis Ain’t One of Them
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Striptease of the Day
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YOU CAN OWN SOME OF MICHAEL JACKSONS BURNT HAIR!! HERE’S HOW!!
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This Elisabetta Canalis Cloney is Dating is Fucking Smokin’
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Lily Allen Has a Far Ass and Is Lying to Herself
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I Swear to God Shanna Moakler is a Tranny
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Zoe Duchesne Gallery
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Yahoo Ask is a Source of HOURS of Fun
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Kid Gets Knocked the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Deleted Showgirls Scene Which Isn’t Even That Raunchy That Was Deleted
But Here Is It Anyways
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Rihanna is So god Damned Hot, But I Really Don’t Get Her Fashion Choices Sometimes
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Lesbian Sluts Get It On
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Fiji Meat Packers Are a Bunch of Homos, At Least That’s How This Commercial Spells It Out – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Random Photos to Waste Time With
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Victoria Silvstedt Naked Calendar
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Teen Give Her Pussy a Rubdown
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Corin is Downright Sexy
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I Still Have a Thing For That Olga Kurylenko Chick From Bond
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Denis Will Do Funny Things to Your Lower Half
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Muriel Ols Herself Up Real Nice
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Waking Up With Aria Giovanni
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Some Kindergarten Evangelical Preacher Kid Freaking the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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An Olden Days Vagina Kicker!!!
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Who Knew Crazy Paid So Well? Apparently Tyra Banks
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Loud Mouth Hill Billy Squirter
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Dressing Up For Halloween Turned into Undressing
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The 5 Corporations That Are Ruining America
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Vickie Blows 2010 Calendar
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MIRANDA KERR GETS NAKED — YUP, THOSE PICS YOU’VE SEEN, PLUS EXCLUSIVE NEW ONES AND A HOT BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO
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BONUS VIDEO

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 1
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

14

Oct

Shakira on Dancing with the Stars of the Day

I hate Shakira. Not only is her command of the english language shitty, but she sings in some weird tribal chant that shoulda been forgotten in Columbia where they appreciate that shit cuz they are all jacked on cocaine.

She did some Bollywood rip off performance that should offend India because it sucked and she shaked her ass because I guess that’s all she’s good for. I am really not diggin’ this at all, but then again why would I, this show is targeted to gay dudes and I guess this was for them, and I’m posting it for you because you haven’t accepted the fact that you’re gay yet. I’, just doin’ my part.

Posted in:Dancing With the Stars|Shakira

2009

14

Oct

Sienna Miller is Still Alive of the Day

Remember when Sienna Miller was all over the fucking place, topless in every movie, the hottest homewrecker in Hollywood….neither do I, but in my defense I have a pretty bad memory, I don’t even remember actual hot girls I’ve met drunk over the years when I bump into them, but usually that’s because I met them drunk, they aren’t as hot as I remember them being, and usually 10 years older, fatter and moms. I just know that there was at least one point in my life where I thought it’d be nice to replace my wife with Sienna Millerr, but then realized that Sienna Miller probably has Aids, and figure that’d be better off getting it from a streetwhore, because they’re less maintenance, less needy and faster to die because of their shitty immune systems…
So, she’s not dead, she did Letterman, and based on Letterman and her past she probably DID Letterman, and I guess who really cares, these pictures suck, kinda like her income the last 3 years…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alive|Sienna Miller

2009

14

Oct

Ashley Greene Lookin’ Hot for Men’s Fitness of the Day


These are some pictures of Ashely Green from Twilight, a movie I will never watch based on books I will never read, so I only know her as some bitch who leaked some nude pics on the internet a few months ago and like a cunt, decided to go after everyone who posted the pictures with Lawyer’s letters threatening to sue us, even though we were doing her a favor and taking part in the marketing scam she planned, in efforts to make her look like she was violated and not like the whore that she is, proving to the world and all the girls who have that old school mentality that posting pictures of themselves naked on the internet will ruin them, when in reality, it does the total fucking opposite…it makes you look like a victim we all want to fuck, so I guess we should thank you for giving a taste of that back with this photoshoot.

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Hot|Men's Fitness

2009

14

Oct

Ashlee Simpson’s Bra on Melrose Place of the Day

Here is the opening scene from Melrose Place a show I will never watch and the most exciting thing isn’t that her name in the credits is hyphenated, but that she’s getting a doctor exam in a nice push-up bra and her tits look pretty nice, maybe because of baby making, or possible genetics, but I guess I shouldn’t be analyzing it, and enjoying it, but it’s hard man, Ashlee Simpson and her bi-sexual relationship annoy me. I shouldn’t be so sensitive, seriously, there are tits and that should make it all okay..

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Dating

2009

14

Oct

Khloe Kardashian Not So Hot Picture of the Day

Khloe Kardashian wore some sheer sided dress so people could see what I guess are her hips, but I’m scared to look to closely because the whole thing is pretty fucking disgusting because she is disgusting. Making this a great Halloween costume cuz it is real scary, so fat chicks, stop shopping for your Halloween costume, you don’t need to be an M&M another year and you don’t have to be Hamburgler again, you can just take this pigs in her little black half sheer dress and everyone will throw-up in Halloween joy.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|See Thru|Ugly