People are bitching about Obama dancing all the fucking time. He danced with J.Lo, he danced to Beyonce, now he’s dancing with some slut named Thalia, he just dances and fucking dances all the fucking time and the racist rednecks hate it because they think it is a black thing and everyone knows black people like to get down, and they want to see a more serious President, but I think it’s nice to see that he’s just happy to be alive and having a good time and taking advantage of his celebrity, it’s a lot better than some stuffy boring bullshit president and people should just let the man do his fucking thing while shaking his fucking thing, because serious is for old people and it’s nice that he’s just not drafting your kids and sending them off to get fucking killed or having backyard brawls with these chicks…
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2009
16
Oct
Woman Addicted to Abortions is My Kind of Woman of the Day
Here’s a story I just jerked off to 15 times because it’s so fucking hot. One for each unborn child because this is an addiction I can handle any of my girlfriends to have, cuz everyone knows babies are the worst kind of STD, even worse that AIDS, because AIDS doesn’t make you change its diaper or buy it Christmas presents or even pay for it’s College education or listen to the fucker whine and cry, it just kills you without all the bullshit…..so read this story, you’ll probably like it.
40-year-old Irene. Irene has been pregnant 17 times and aborted 15 of her unborn children, many while she was married. The beautiful 40-year-old had a traumatic childhood and admits that in her youth she was actually “addicted to abortion”. She was reckless, repeatedly avoiding contraception and perversely seeking the fear and stress that abortion brought. At the age of 16 she married a tyrannical 50-year-old professor, a relationship which made her ashamed, belittled and depressed. She self-harmed and attempted suicide several times but continued to get pregnant with monotonous regularity. “I had twelve abortions in eleven years with my first husband,” said Irene who is now very regretful of her troubled past. Her other three abortions were with different men as Irene continued to use abortion as if it were contraception. Thankfully Irene uncovered the courage to end her dysfunctional marriage and found a healthy and compassionate love with a new husband, a writer and poet of her own age. Luckily her repeated terminations had not damaged her reproductive system and she now has a happy family with her husband and two young girls aged three and five.
Pics and Story via Fame
Posted in:Uncategorized
2009
16
Oct
Jordan Still Has Ridiculous TIts of the Day
I don’t know what to say about these pictures. I really can’t be bothered to talk about someone who obviously has a sickness, like a real fucking sickness and addiction for making her tits look stupider and stupider because she thinks her only worth is in her tits, because I know that those tits are all she is worth, and really Jordan could have been any whore with daddy issues and no self esteem, but instead we’re stuck with her and this looks pretty fucking ridiculous but expected from this bitch….and I guess someone out there is into this, because she keeps getting work, so if you’re out there, this one’s for you.
Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Bauer and
Pics via Fame
Posted in:cleavage|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits
2009
16
Oct
Falcon Did It For the Show of the Day
I have seen better lies when strippers tell me they love me. This motherfucker is so nervous and bad on TV and he is a weather man. It is clear he’s fucking crazy, you know making balloon in his backyard and by the way he was acting on TV but the fact that Falcon busted them at their own scam is fucking amazing.
Good luck with your “Floating Car” when you’re in prison you fucking hippie freak. Liars and their balloons made CNN awkward and hysterical all at the same times. Those fake tears that will be real tears when getting prison raped you con artist piece of shit….
As a bonus, here is the horrible rap song the kids made, cuz Daddy wants them to be the next Jonas Brothers (meal tickets).
Posted in:Falcon|Publcity Stunt
2009
15
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I just spent 4 hours in the train station drinking at the train station bar with my weird friend. After I got drunk enough, I’d mutter “Now that ass is a train I’d love to ride”, well I actually only did it once and I was on my way out when I did it and the girl didn’t even hear me and if she did she would have liked it because she was so fat, all cock is good cock, but it’s the though that counts it was a waste of time as are most things I do, except for my stepLINKS, because them shits are GOLD….and here they are…..
Because the Weekend is Coming Early This Week, Just Like You Always Do
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MORE MIRANDA KERR!!
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Good To Know Dennis Rodman is Still as COmpletely Fucking Insane as Usual
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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RIP MOTHERFUCKER – LOU ALBANO EDITION
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Some Japanese Game Show Prank Hilarity with a Fake Sniper. Amazing
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GIANT CARDBOARD CREATURES INVADE THE NETHERLANDS!
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Kate Moss is Backstage and Topless
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Seriously, If This is True, Jennifer Aniston is a Moron
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Big Wheel Face Smash – VIDEO
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7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move
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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Represents Britain With More Poise Than the Queen
and When I Say More Poise, I Mean Like a Dirty Slut
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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How Amazing Would a Cat Fight with Michelle Obama Be?
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong with Tyra Banks?
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Vivica A Fox Has Still Got It
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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Finger Licking Cake
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Adriana Lima Photo Shoot
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More Ralph Lauren Photoshop Controversy
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some Big Boobs on Big Brother
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Idiot Chick Crashes a Bentley – VIDEO
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I Love These videos Where Chicks Fight and Fuck
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Caroline in the Bathtub
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You All Know I Love Kayde Kross
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Here Comes the Beginning of the End for the Jackson Kids
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Kate Beckinsale Gallery
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Amateur with Real Nice Tits
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Gorgeous Nikki Sims
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I Still Can’t Believe Joe Jonas Was Fucking CamilleBelle
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Monica, Dasha and a Vibrator
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Heather Takes Off That Little Bikini
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Go From Bullied To Bully in No Time With These Handy Tricks!
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Here’s How You Can Keep Your Dick Hard, Boys!
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Blade Versus Batman – VIDEO
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ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIES!!!
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Bedtime Stories With Heather
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Teagan Presley Knows How To Use Twitter!!!
(Great Pics!)
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Awesome Office Viral Video
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Shots From Birtney Spears New Video
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LOREN IS ONE PLAYMATE WHOSE NUDE BODY WAS JUST BUILT FOR PORN!
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Mickey Rourke’s Got Some Wild Fuckin’ Style….
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American Apparel Ad With Ass Crack….
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BONUS VIDEO :
Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 2
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ANOTHER BONUS VIDEO:
These hurtbag snowboarding bums are trying to win a 500 dollar contest to support their hurtbag moochin lifestyle at their local ski hill, I decided to help cuz I am a hurtbag and respect their hustle, and because they read my site. So watch their season opening snowboard video…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
15
Oct
Miranda Kerr’s Skinny Body in a Bikini Top of the Day
Here’s some shitty pictures you’d think were taken by a paparazzi in a tree, that remind me of pictures I’ve taken with my camera phone while trying to peep on girls, whether by taking upskirt pics on the bus or in the mall, or more ambitious pics of them changing in their apartments after climbing fire escapes or from hotel rooms across the street from their apartments are after following them home one night and realizing that’s the best vantage point for a peeping tom. What you can see is her part of her skinny little upper body in a bikini top, and in the peeping tom world, that’s considered good enough to get hard over, because nudity is the gold, but all variations of it are still of value….I don’t know what I am talking about, just look at Miranda Kerr.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Bra|Miranda Kerr|Skinny
2009
15
Oct
Tyra Banks Makes me Gag of the Day
This just made me gag. Seriously. I lasted a solid 3 seconds before turning it the fuck off. I usually have a pretty solid stomach and can handle disgusting. I am pretty desensitized. I don’t know if it is my hangover, or the fact that this chick is hideous but I know my stomach turned so the only natural thing to do is post this shit for you to suffer with me….
Posted in:Disgusting|Tyra Banks
2009
15
Oct
Lindsay Lohan and her Sloppy Dyke Tits Go Shopping of the Day
Recent fashion designer, chronic piece of garbage was out in NYC shopping, because that’s what she does, and she looked like fucking shit.
The end is probably near for Lohan, and the only excitement she’s brought us with the last year or so has been boring lesbian fights, staged house robberies, and pretty much no fucking pussy.
Lohan…Bring your pussy back. We know that you may be dying on the inside both physically and emotionally, but that damaged pussy is still barely alive and kickin’, ready to be let out of your damp, dirty expensive panties so stop keeping that shriveled flesh wound to yourself and get out of a car in a short skirt with no underwear, because there is a time we won’t be able to stomach lookin at that shit and you’ll have to retire it for good, but that time isn’t today.
You look like a cheap piece of shit whore, start acting like one and sort it the fuck out you sloppy tit HIV positive lookin’ ex-celebrity addict.
Pics via Bauer and PacificCoastNews and Fame
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Sloppy
2009
15
Oct
Ivanka Trump and Her TIts of the Day
Recently Jewish Ivanka Trump annoys me. I remember seeing her in an interview and she was asked her if she was converting to Jew and she said something along the lines of wanting to keep her personal life and decisions private.
I guess taking your ass to an interview on TV would make us think that you don’t want to keep your personal life and decisions private, but that you want the world to listen to what your ass has to say, making me realize that she and by default the book she wrote is just a whole lot of boring. I figure if you want to be on TV and in the limelight, you need to give up your fucking private life, it’s the tradeoff but she is boring….
The truth is that she is so boring, her idea of dirt or too much information about her private life is telling us about how she fell in love with an orthodox jew and his family’s real estate empire that puts her dad’s real estate empire to shame which isn’t saying much because he’s just flash and lights and not an actual success, so she converted to judaism. In her boring world, that is so scandalous and private cuz she’s fucking boring. I want to hear about cocaine parties with daddy’s money, orgies and the first time she took dick in her ass. I don’t care about her fuckin square bullshit….
Here is Ivanka keeping shit boring at her boring book signing and if you don’t believe me when I say she’s boring, just look at the way she treats her fat tits by choking them out with a turtleneck because she’s boring….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Ivanka Trump|Tits
2009
15
Oct
Meghan McCain Uses Twitter Like She Was TIla Tequila of the Day
Meghan McCain used the internet the way it is meant to be used and that’s by taking “sexy” pics of your dyke self posing with your shitty book nobody cares about, in hopes that every media outlet picks up the story and draws interest to your book because riding your dad’s name and your mom’s beer money hasn’t worked enough for your liking….it’s a typical cry for attention that you see bottom feeders like Tila Tequila and Aubry O’Day hustle, it’s the basis of Paris Hilton’s career, and the whole thing is pretty fuckin’ obvious, ideally, I’d like to see her fisting her fat dyke pussy, but I guess that’s too much to ask, she’s got an image to maintain.
On the positive side of things, she has threatened to stop using twitter, but we all know if you really want to stop using twitter, you just stop using it, and you don’t threaten to stop using it, like a suicidal person calling a suicide hotline, who never actually wanted to kill himself, but wanted to talk to someone since all his friends dropped his whining ass.
Point of the story is that even with the tits, twitter fucking sucks and there’s no fucking point to it and all of us are just making some clowns with a relatively useless idea rich before everyone realizes that the website fucking sucks and there’s no point to using it.
Posted in:Meghan McCain|Tits