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2009

15

Sep

Rihanna’s Push Up Bra of the Day

Rihanna was on the New Jay Leno Show, which is pretty much the exact same as the Old Jay Leno Show, except that he sits on a chair with people like he was Oprah, instead of behind the desk. She was wearing Beyonce’s thighs, Lady Gaga’s Mask, Adolf Hilter’s hat and a pair of stockings she stole from the asian community who have been wearing ridiculous stockings since I got my first “erotic massage” and the whole thing was far more exciting than these pictures, which isn’t saying much because it wasn’t exciting at all. I am over Rihanna, but I can tell she’s not over me, just look at the way she’s flirting with me in these pictures, you know acting all hard to get cuz I know she knows I’m lookin’ at her in them…it’s all part of our bond….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Push Up Bra|Rihanna

2009

15

Sep

Drinking and Driving Ad That Makes Me Want To Drink and Drive of the Day

My neighbor got evicted and today is his last day, so I just went over for a celebratory cocktail, because lets face it, drinking has a huge part in why he has no money to pay his rent and the reason why he has a handful of complaints within the building and lawsuits outside of the building, because drunkenly breaking into the hot neighbor’s house and crawling into bed with her naked, is frowned upon and being drunk isn’t an excuse the law accepts.

Either way, this commercial was on in the background of our drinking and it made me want to drink and drive, even though it is anti-drunk driving, not because I always want to drink and drive or because it’s like an adult, real life roller coaster, but because their party looks like shit and thethe slight chance there is that if I drank and drive I’d run over anyone one in this commercial sure its a stretch but it’s enough of a motivator to me….

I do not understand how this ended up on TV, but I blame Canada.

Posted in:ArriveAlive|Drunk Driving

2009

15

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio at the VMAs of the Day

Here’s the only thing good that came out of the VMAs, other than a Kanye being a dick publicity stunt the news have fucking exhaust because he’s a broken down, rebel who is angry at the world cuz his mom died and she never lived to accept his homosexuality that even he hasn’t accepted, and the Twilight extended trailer for all you idiot Twilight fans, or even the Janet Jackson singing Michael Jackson before his dad ran their movie trailer for the film “Not our last attempt to exploit our dead son”, and it is Alessandra Ambrosio, I know a day late, but when I saw these pics I was like “Finally, a woman I have nothing bad to say about even after she had a kid” and that doesn’t happen often, so if anything we should all collectively masturbate to her and cum at the same time in some kind of new age fireworks show like we were Chinese and that isn’t gay unless some of us start doing it in the room together, which we won’t because we don’t have friends, we only have each other….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Hot|VMAS

2009

15

Sep

Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Tits from Twitter of the Day

I started following Adrianne Curry on Twitter for no real reason because I write on Twitter but don’t read what other people write on Twitter. I have a hard enough time reading my email, or my text messages, or Get Well Soon cards from 4 years ago, so I don’t understant why these motherfuckers would create this bullshit to make me fucking work, but it turns out that this bitch posts pictures of her fake tits in her bikini from the angle her whore self sees, and I guess that’s exciting to some people, not because they are fans of Adrianne Curry, but because they like fake tits and don’t realize they can get a pair of their own implanted into their chests to give them something to do while playing football, because no one ever talks about the dude who got implants cuz he lost a bet back in the 90s, and that’s a real crime to his innovation….

Either way, I guess this Adrianna Curry bitch likes tanning and wasting away on the beach because she’s got nothing better to do with herself and I guess I’m not complaining, cuz that would be really not straight of.

Posted in:Adrianna Curry|Bikini|Tits|Twitter

2009

15

Sep

Tracy Edmonds in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here is movie producer, real estate agent and ex wife of Babyface and Eddie Murphey at different times named Tracy Edmonds. She’s been involved in such classics as Who’s Your Caddy?, Good Luck Chuck and more relevant to our generation, you know the piece of work that will follow her name into the history books, Lil Kim: Countdown to Lockdown. Either way I think she’s in a see thru shirt, but it really may not be cuz I don’t see anything incriminating, and by incriminating I mean genitals or nipples. That said, I’m not going to hate on her, because the world needs people to produce the shit content, because otherwise we won’t know what’s good. If anything, I can relate to her because it’s what I do everyday….

Pics Via FamePictures

Posted in:See Thru|Tracy Edmonds

2009

14

Sep

Help Jessica Simpson Find Daisy of the Day

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

So while Kanye and Patrick were stealing the news headlines, this story went under the fuckin’ radar and it’s a real tragedy. Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy has gone missing, it was eaten by a Coyote right in front of her and that is a kind of pain I just can’t fathom. I have a dog and it is all I love in this world and I’m actually married and not a total failure at relationships destined to be alone with my dog for life like she is, or I mean was, I mean until he was taken before his time.

If you have any information on this nature crime, email the right people, let’s solve this crime, let’s get on our knees and pray, our combined thoughts may make miracles happen….

Posted in:Dog|Jessica Simpson

2009

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the DAy

You don’t know this about me, but Patrick Swayze was pretty much a god to me, no homo. From Dirty Dancing to Point Break to Ghost where he Frenched my dream pussy Whoopi Goldberg while pretending to come back from the dead for disgusting Demi Moore, proving he was a geniu actor, I can watch his shit on fuckin’ repeat, unfortunately I don’t have a TV, but seriously, he was the single greatest talent of our generation, no homo, RIP Motherfucer. You’re too good for your own post, no homo….now I’m gonna go get drunk and practice ballet in his honor, no homo, and fuck you cancer for taking the only thing I believed in, the only thing I ever loved… no homo…..

Here are my stepLINKS…

Holy Fuck, What the Hell Happened to Sly Stallones Face
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A Written Up Collection of Kanye Wests Douchiest Moments
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Mmmmmmmm I Love Some Salma Hayek
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Jennifer Connely Hard Nipples
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The Way Madonna Took a Speech and Made It All About Her Was Pretty Awesome, No?
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Drugs are Legal in Mexico and I am Not in Mexico
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Because Jacking Off When You Have Nothing To Do Can Be Much Literal as It Is Figurative
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If MJ Were Live to See This, Then They Wouldn’t Have Done It In the First Place
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New Model Poses With Sneakers
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Who Doesnt Love Gary Busey, Honestly?
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Strip Movie of the Day
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A Collective iew of Lady GaGa’s VMA Ridiculousness
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It SEems Megan Fox is Finally Getting Revealed for the Dumb Bitch She Is
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Bend Over Further Leanna Rimes
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Drew Barrymore, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Rachel Zoe Looks Like Golum From Lord of the Rings, But In a Dress
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Fuck You Pete Wentz, I Hate You And Wish You Were Dead
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Being a Little Boy Actually Was Kind Of Awesome
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Katia is on the Rocks
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Seriously What the Fuck is Up With Joe Jackson?
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Bikini Flip Bail
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Twice the Fun With Blondes
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Model Casting Videos Are Kind of Awesome
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Balloon Launch Fail – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Looks Amazing No Matter What
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Dannii Minogue Bikini Goodness
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Fisting, Fisting, Fisting!
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Camilla Belle Hotness
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Violet Peels Off Her Tiny Demin Skirt
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What Would You Miss Most in Prison?
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I Wouldn’t Marry, But Yeah I Would Fuck Her
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Man Gwen Stefani Looks WAAAAAY Fucking Better Without All That Make Up On
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Anything With Elmo Was Fucking Awesome
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Sorry You’re Under Arrest
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Peeny Crux Pregnant and Smoking?
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60 Blue Eyed Black Haired Beautys
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AniMorfs? Beasiality? You Decide
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Sluts in Spandex of the Day
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SUPER BUSTY PORN STAR’S BIRTHDAY BASH BLOWOUT!
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Sluts at the VMAs Summary
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Titsvertising
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

14

Sep

Charlize Theron Suckin’ Chocolate Popsicles of the Day

Either that’s a small ice cream or Charlize Theron’s got a huge face, mouth and hands, but I am posting it because I figure you can still jerk off to this pretending it’s your cock in her mouth, because you’re used to bitches not needing to open too wide for you, you know while holing the base of your cock like their fingers are a pair of tweezers….small penis fantasy is easy for you to relate to, and watching Charlize put anything in her mouth, even if it’s brown, is easy for me to relate to….not because I like putting things in my mouth, but because I like watching her put things in her mouth…

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Charlize Theron|Popsicles

2009

14

Sep

Some Blake Lively Old Lookin’ Tit of the Day

Her tits look good, but her face looks old. How the hell does this bitch play a high school student, it just doesn’t make sense, especially considering she looks like she’s pushin’ 40. I can only assume either she lied about her age to get the part or she just does a ton of hard living, cuz coke and booze tend to make the bitches I pay to jerk me off every once in a while look a decade older than they claim to be, cuz French girls look 40 at 25, but that’s just cuz they start streamlining dick while mainlining fast food and party drugs at the age of 14 and never stop, unless I manage to steal a nice chunk of cash from my wife, in which case the girls jerking me off look Asian, cuz they are professional about jerking off dudes for money, it’s a legitimate business and I don’t have to put my dick in gutter trash hands….either way here’s Blake Lively….

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tit

2009

14

Sep

Megan Fox Gets Too Much Hype of the Day

I don’t know how to break this to you, but Megan Fox really is not all that hot. I get that you really think she is because of your addiction to Transformers and other virgin shit, a market she dominates, but just straight up lookin’ at her I don’t see it. Call me gay, tell me I have no taste, but understand I would fuck the shit she left smeared on her panties in a heartbeat, which isn’t saying much because I’d pretty much do that with anyone because I have a used panty fetish, but she is porn hot without the porn and that’s just a piss off, because if you’ve got the look, you might as well embrace your fate and show the world a dick goin’ in you, instead, she pretends she’s all famous, and glamorous and shit, even though her Monroe tattoo and d-list boyfriend prove otherwise. She’s too much hype and the only way she’ll know her role is if you assholes stop suckin’ her fuckin’ dick….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hype|Megan Fox