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Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day

Mom Sophie Turner in Lingerie for the Game of Thrones Perverts of the Day

Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2009

Aug

Katy Perry Hugging Taylor Swift and She Liked It of the Day

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Katy Perry is a cunt and as far as I am concerned everything she touches turns to shit. Whether it is teenage lesbian fantasies that now have the “kissed a girl and liked it” soundtrack, or my radio that I broke because everytime I turn it on hearing one of her songs is in the near future, or that band her boyfriend is in that I can’t take seriously anymore because I know the lead singer fucks her, and even fat tits are starting to lose their appeal cuz this bitch haunts me.

Here she is tainting Taylor Swift with her ugly face and toned down stupid outfit cuz she thinks that will work for her like she was Lady Gaga….

Here she is performing at V-Fest without pants on because that’s what all the popstars are doing and she’s trying to keep up cuz it’s not that easy for a bottom feeding useless piece of garbage who is losing out to a tranny like Lady Gaga in this race to popstardom…it looks like she’s in a fucking diaper….so fuck them all is what I say….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lesbianism|Taylor Swift

2009

Aug

Kourtney Kardashian Getting Fat With Her White K-Fed Named Scott Disick of the Day

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I heard Kourtney Kardashian was pregenant last week and didn’t really give a shit. I figure eventually all these cunts I hate are going to breed, so they might as well do it now than later, but when I saw these pictures of her and the baby daddy, I was surprised, not because she’s eating ice cream, since that is a genetic disorder her and her sisters fight everyday, but luckily with pregnancy comes the license to eat as much as she fucking wants to, never ever bouncing back to what she once was, but that’s what pregnancy is famous for, while we’re still trying to figure out why Kourtney Kardashian is famous for, but I was surprised mainly because the baby daddy isn’t black, as I thought these girls only fucked black dudes….

I decided to google Scott Disick because I really have nothing better to do with my time and figured no one out there would waste their time on doin the shit themeselves, because people don’t really care about no names and I found out some funny shit….

FIrst, Scott grey up in a wealthy home and went to private schools, but his parents went broke and he is being known as a womanizer, basically trying to sleep his way to the lifestyle he wants, and leaving his sperm in the best uterus that comes along to be set for life, a modern day K-Fed who we should celebrate, unfortunately for him tho, he didn’t quite bag a Britney and pobably has to listen to a whole lot more whining and bitching and bratty, high maintenance shit cuz that’s just what these trashy Kardashian’s are….he really shoulda just used her as a stepping stone to meet someone more famous….

Either way, here is Kourtney letting loose with her using man and the whole thing is funny to me…..especially when I look at his shoes, then his Clark Kent hair and his smug look on his face like he’s totally got this all worked out and won the game of life…while his girl gets fatter and fatter by the bite….amazing….

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Scott Disick

2009

Aug

Skinny Ashlee Simpson in a Tube Dress Getting Felt Up By a Chick of the Day

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The good thing about girls getting knocked up when they are young is that they bounce back a hell of a lot better than my wife did. I guess it could have something to do with the fact that these bitches have hired help to pretty much do every single thing in the house and for the kid while they just sit around talking about her husbands homosexuality or whatever the fuck they talk about and here she is making an appearace because I guess she’s ready to work again.

I was never a huge Ashlee Simpson fan, if anything she was the awkward, ugly talentless sister I’d want to fuck to get to the hotter older sister and I am definitely not a fan of her showing off the panties Pete Wentz wore the night they got pregnant, or even the vagina Pete Wentz had to artificially inseminate in the bathroom with a turkey baster and his boytoy’s mouth full of his cum keeping it room temperature so the sperm don’t die, but I will say she looks pretty much better than ever, thanks to 3 years of being with a fag who won’t fuck her but will stand next to the treadmill encouraging her to become hot, because straight boys are his favorite kind of boy to fuck…..if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Skinny|Tits

2009

Aug

Heidi Montag for the Miss Universe Pageant of the Day

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I was watching an interview with Heidi Montag on one of those Access Hollywood type shows over the weekend while at my friend’s house. She was being asked about her tits and how they aren’t as big as she wants them to be and then they went into the amount of orgasams she has in a day where she went on about Spencer’s dick being perfection, and the whole thing disgusted me but not as much as her Miss Universe performance where I am pretty sure she was lip syncing the worst song in the history of songs and the whole thing is fuckin’ with my head, because for the most part, fake titty blonde girls doing shitty stage shows is a huge part of who I am and what I like doing with my time…..but I won’t let scum like this twat and her stupid publicity stunts affect me, she’s just a fucking joke and everything she does is pretty laughable, even if she makes a lot more money than all of us combined, she’s still a fucking clown and I’ll just wait patiently for the day Spencer’s hanging from the rafters in a Canadian Motel after stuffing her in a suitcase….yes, this is a what too soon situation….

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Miss Universe

2009

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was just walking next to a polluted river and the asshole I was with thought it would be funny to throw me in the water, possibly because we did mushrooms this morning, but probably because he’s a piece of fucking shit, something I smell a lot like because that’s what I just fuckin’ swam in. Unfortunately I didn’t drown, but here are my stepLINKS and I’m gonna go shower before I get the flesh eating disease or whatever the fuck you get from swimming in sewage. I suck at life or maybe life just sucks…either way, here are my links…

LET’S ALL GO TO MEXICO CAUSE THE GOOD SHIT IS LEGAL!
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Say It Three Times!! Tweetlejuice! Tweetlejuice! Tweetlejuice!
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More Reasons Why You Should Visit Cleveland!!
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Lohan Got Her Lips Injected and I Can Think Of a Few Good Places For Her to Put Them
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Because I Know You Still Have Pending Charges In That Peeping Tom Case
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LET ME TWITTER THAT HOMEBOY!!
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Katie Price Spear Eagle? Is That You?
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Why the Fuck is Renee Zellweger All Over the Place Lately
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25 Hot Vintage Babes
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ATTN TWLIGHT NUTS!
You Too Can Have Edwards Sparkling Peen
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Striptease of the Day
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Pauly Shore Wants Attention
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Maybe Kourtney Kardashian is Faking Her Pregnancy
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I Wanna Bang Marisa Tomei So Fucking Bad
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Nikol & Zuzana Z Get It On
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If Theres Someone I Could Make Dead With My Mind, It Would Be Spencer Pratt
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Kristen Stewart is Getting Naked in Some Stripper Movie
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Kourtney Kardashian Just Won’t Shut Up
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Miranda Kerr Gallery
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Jemma is Cute As a Button
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Trampline Accident Ha Ha Ha
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She’s Got a Huge Clit
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Lezzies Get It On
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Fat Man in a BMX
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Was Michael Jackson a Chubby Chaser?
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Some Hannah Hilton is Always Nice
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Leighton Meester is Leggy
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Emma Frain Strips Down
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Ashley Roberts Bikini Shots
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Ember Teases in a Tiny Bikini
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Miami Daily Hotties Cause They Are Hotter Than the Sun
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Fat Man At the Pool
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The Gorgeous Girls of Miss Universe 2009: Bikini Edition
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Ladies in Red
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Some Playboy Babes To End the Week Right
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College Professor Tased In Courtroom
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Pornstar Meltdown
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SOMEONE THREW A DILDO AT ADAM LAMBERT
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Knocked the Fuck Out
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Not That an Interestng Holy Union
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10 Hottest Muslim Women
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Bianca Beauchamp and Aria Giovanni Are Pussy Lickin’ Wrestlers In The Nude!
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Watch The Video…..
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Hot Video of Ice-T’s Whore Wife Coco
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2009

Aug

Weird Invention of the Day

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I saw this video of some dude pulling a mini-pole / stripper stage on a bike thru New York and wondered what kind of motherfucker came up with this idea. You know, what kind of virgin sat in his basement building this thing. Was he hoping to get rich or was he just into strippers. We may never know…

I get having the pole in your living room or bedroom to convince girls to get up on the shit before you fuck them and I get having the pole at the stripclub, and I even get when girls feel frisky and drunk use random poles they find outside on the street or in a club to show off their tricks they learned at their suburban mom pole dance lessons, but towing a bitch around for the world to see just seems like a waste of fuckin energy, as the driver you can’t even see the show, as a stripper you can’t get money thrown your way and you can’t give private dances as you’re rollin’ thru the streets, unless a motherfucker runs after you and the whole thing seems exhausting and too much work to just entertain unappreciative pricks….I can only assume it’s an art project or a shitty publicity stunt that I’ll only enjoy when it comes to my town, until then, shit is retarded but not as retarded as me today, I blame heavy drinkin.

I’d rather watch this thick Brazilian shit, even though I prefer my women to not be fat

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2009

Aug

Ashton Kutcher and Anne Heche Sex Scene in Some Movie Called Spread of the Day

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I remember when Anne Heche was a phony lesbian who was licking Ellen’s twat for fame and fortune and exposure, you know cuz suckin’ dick to the top wasn’t working too well for her. Well now she’s in some new movie with Ashton Kutcher where he pretends to fuck her like she used to pretend to fuck Ellen and you can see some tit and some bum….good times…now you’ve seen the best part of the movie, let’s hope it bombs…

Posted in:Anne Heche|Ashton Kutcher|Sex Scene|Spread

2009

Aug

Kate Moss and Lily Allen Smoke Weed With Kids of the Day

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I am all for getting high, gettin drunk and fucking in front of kids because I figure they are never too young to learn the good stuff life has to offer and I figure they are too young to realize what is going on Sure, I don’t smoke weed anymore cuz it makes me bug the fuck out and I don’t really hang with kids on the regular cuz my stepkids are grown up, but there was a time when I did smoke weed and I didn’t try to hide it from the kids, I’m sure I even encouraged them to do drugs, but I am not a celebrity so this shit is just irresponsible parenting, not that anyone ever thought that Kate Moss the drug addict who is never with her kid was a good parent in the first place, let’s just hope this gets the kid taken the fuck away from the authorities….and if the weed isn’t enough reason for that, then the fact she hangs with Lily Allen should be….cuz Lily Allen is fucking garbage…

Posted in:Kate Moss|Lily Allen|Weed

2009

Aug

Katie Price Shows Off Her Whore Panties of the Day

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Katie Price, like a little kid who is excited he made potty for the first time, and feels the need to bring everyone in the fucking house to see his little shit floating around in the fuckin’ thing, expecting positive reinforcement from a couple asshole parents who are tired of changing fuckin’ diapers and annoying enough to celebrate the bullshit and tell everyone they know like we fuckin’ care, is showing off her panties because she’s so proud they haven’t disintergrated by the fumes of her rancid pussy, or maybe she’s showing us all her panties because she was court ordered to keep that vagina under wraps, or maybe she is showing us her panties cuz she’s tired of being called a whore, but I like to think it’s just a celebration that the things made it thru the night, when her sobriety clearly didn’t…..

Posted in:Katie Price|Panties

2009

Aug

Kurt Cobain’s Ugly Daughter of the Day

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Here is the answer why Kurt Cobain blew his fucking head off. It had nothing to do with manic depression or drugs or even being murdered by Courtney Love, it was all anticipatory stress of what his kid would look like when she grew up, because he could tell, even when she was a baby that she had features any parent would try to ignore, but feel guilty for bringing into the world, like how Bruce and Demi Moore feel about Rumer. I guess she’s not that bad, because no one is as bad as Rumer Willis but knowing she crawled out of Courtney Love’s rancid dying pussy and still has remnants of it on her face and that is disgusting, unless you like rancid dying pussy, which I assume you do because you like any pussy, in which case, these pics are for you….they are also for diehard Kurt Cobain fans who think anything Kurt Cobain is quality and something they want to get with, touch or be around..because he’s the kind of dead musician people are insane about…and I guess that’s the only reason this twat gets any dick…

Posted in:Daughter|Francis Bean Cobain|Kurt Cobain