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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

11

Sep

A Little Diane Sawyer Exclusive 9-11 Tribute of the Day

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So Animal, the crazy fucker who hacked Lohan’s voicemail yesterday has an even crazier story about Diane Sawyer on September 11th, that involves her and her crew dressed like rescue people and fireman trying to get as close the the rubble as possible for an exclusive when there was a media blackout asking him and his camcorder to film some shit for them secretly and here is the footage…unfortunatey not footage of him fucking Diane Sawyer….

Anyway, this was me doin my part….watch the crazy footage.


To Read About It Check Out The Animal New York….
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Posted in:ABC|September 11|Video

2009

11

Sep

Shauna Sand and Her Hired Bitch of the Day

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Shauna Sand was out taking care of herself because she is a lot of maintenance, like an old car you need to keep on the road because you can’t afford to get a new one or retire the old one, because looking like a plastic monster doesn’t come easy, what does come easy is hiring a male prostitute to carry her shit around like her little bitch because he likes the attention, looks like a bitch and figures it’ll help launch his career, whatever that is, at least more than sweeping hair at the hair salon he worked at before being hired by Shauna Sand, but unfortunatley he can’t come easy no matter how much her pussy looks like balls, it’s just too unnatural looking at all this to say it provides her kids with a real solid and normal homelife…..

Pics Via FamePictures


Shauna Sand Sex Tape Clips Exclusive

Posted in:Manicure|Shauna Sand

2009

11

Sep

Amanda Bynes Showin’ Off Leg of the Day

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Amanda Bynes is prime example of someone who everyone thought would grow up to be this really hot piece of ass, even though her biggers role in a movie was playing a boy soccer player, leading me to think that maybe she didn’t really have the attributes you’d expect to have a vagina, who didn’t, but I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is how she looks like a bloated bobble head with water retention issues or maybe it is kidney failure, but her legs are pretty alright, especially when jacked in heels and a short skirt…

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Leg

2009

11

Sep

Carrie Fisher WIld Style of the Day

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Only to fat people, a lunch bag is a fashion accessory…but I figure Carrie Fisher doesn’t really care much about fashion to being with based on this insane outfit she is wearing, but it’s my responsibility to post all things Star Wars for you virgins because Star Wars virgins gave me this opportunity to write this site and without you and your masturbating to Princess Leia, I wouldn’t have 5 readers, I’d be alone….
Jerk off to this you fucking weirdos, because she may not look like she did in the 70s, but she still has the same pussy and that’s good enough for you. I think her shirt is see thru and her leggings are all sliced up like she is 18 and just bought them at American Apparel or some shit….and you love her and her thick barrel of a body….enjoy.

Pics Via FamePictures

Posted in:Carrie Fisher|Wild Style

2009

11

Sep

Keri Hilson in Her Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna impersonator Keri Hilson is actually starting to get work. She’s not just Lil Wayne’s back-up singer anymore, she’s making her own way, carving her own path to reach her own destiny, she’s just ripping off everything she can about Rihanna along the way so that people talk about her and have something to compare her to, otherwise she’d just be another black whore who can sing and despite my black fetish, she’s not really makin’ the cut, maybe she’s too white and polished, or maybe I just don’t think she’s hot, but she is in her lingerie slutting it up like she does and he slutting it up is all that matters even if you don’t have it goin’ on…

Pics Via INF

Posted in:Keri Hilson|Lingerie

2009

11

Sep

Sophie Monk in Her Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

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Yesterday, Sophie Monk’s people released a story about how she is being stalked because she’s so desirable in hopes of getting her work, you know making people think she’s got an audience, and today they released some staged pictures of her in a bikini to try to get some more media buzz and I guess that’s a cause I am willing to support, because desparation and eagerness to get naked for exposure is alright with me.

I didn’t have the right to post pictures cuz my site is Ghetto, but I can link to them…


To See The Pics You Better Follow This Link….
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Posted in:Sophie Monk|Staged

2009

11

Sep

Lady Gaga Has Not Pants On and Is Acting Ridiculous of the Day

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Lady Gaga is a fucking clown who does anything to distract the world from her ugly fucking face. It’s like she created this whole act around trying to mask her ugliness and I guess it’s worked out in her favor, so maybe all you ugly people out there, and I know there are a lot of you reading this site, should take her lead and start wearing masks, oversized suglasses, hats, costumes, wigs and change the way you speak to sound like a stereotypical homosexual but instead of admitting that you are mockin’ and exploiting their lifestyle, give them a little attention and make them your fans, or some shit. Either way, she disgusts me and is pretty much the only person I hate in entertainment who I want to make a vow to stop writing about because it’s just repetitive and bores me, but when she’s got no pants, not shirt and is throwing a bouqet of flowes, I just gotta put it out there in hopes of making someone hate her enough to hunt her down and make her “disappear”…..or at least get people to stop buying her records and going to her shows….

Pics Via FamePictures

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pants

2009

11

Sep

Gwen Stefani’s Unfortunate See Thru Shirt of the Day

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I never understood why Gwen Stefani was ever considered hot. I remember her stomach exposing tops during the beginning of her career, showing off her abs and next to nothing tits, and thinking to myself why this dude was pretending to be a chick, was it because girl rock was making the charts and they figured they could really penetrate the market, and all it took was a little tape. Then she got married and I figured that maybe the dude was a poofter who didn’t want to be known as a poofter but then she got pregnant and I was stumped, until seeing an episode of Desperate Housewife, where the redhead pretended she was pregnant when her daughter was actually pregant, so she sent the daughter away, so people thought it was her kid when the kid dropped, then realized she had a surrogate in her poolhouse or some shit…..and here she is still pretending she’s got a pussy, by wearing a bra and a see thru top, we call this overcompensating to really push the lie, when she should probably just undo the straps and let it all hang the fuck out…

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Gwen Stefani|See Thru

2009

11

Sep

Halle Berry Goes Shopping of the Day

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Halle Berry sure has come a long way from the burlap sack and her no bed, no electricity, no running water shanty she shared with 40 other black families back on the plantation. I wonder if she ever looks back at the time when she was just a black kid watching her family working the plantation fields learning how to sew, you know a time that I bet she never thought she’d be in Hollywood all glamorous and on the big screen spending her afternoons buying herself designer clothes, living in designer houses, driving luxury cars and getting knocked up by white male models. The whole thing is like a fairytale, Disney should make a cartoon about her life or some shit….

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Halle Berry|Shopping

2009

11

Sep

Gemma Atkinson’s 2010 Calendar Preview of the Day

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Remember Gemma Atkinson, that UK bitch with big tits who was all over the fuckin’ place over the course of the last 5 years until one day pretty much dropping off the map, or at least out of my view and I totally forgot about her, because ugly chicks with big tits who get photoshopped into something worth fucking aren’t that appealing to me, unless they are riding my face like a T-Bar at the ski hill, but here she is tryin to make us remember her everyday of the year with this 2010 Calendar, something you’d think would be outdated now that we have smartphones, computers, digital cameras and watches with the date all over the shit, but I guess no one said she was an innovator, and I guess there will always be a weird immigrant mechanic keepin’ up tradition from the old country who likes to have seemingly hot sluts posing next to dates, but I find the whole thing dull…

Posted in:2010 Calendar|Gemma Atkinson