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2009

22

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel like I write too much. I’m going to start miming my posts. Or maybe just do some shadow puppet shows I used to bust out when I worked as an entertainer at ghetto birthday parties. Everyone knows that video is the future, reading is for nerds, I mean I don’t even read and shouldn’t expect you to. Everyone also knows that Ellen Degeneres gets laid and that really fucks me up.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Kayden Kross Shows Off Her Lingerie Today
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Holly Madison Needs to Deep Throat That Lollipop
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Amy Winehouse is Fucking Terrifying
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Ass in Some SHit Stained SHorts
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Because It’s Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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All the Single Babies, Put Your Hands Up
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THE BIGGEST NERD IN THE WORLD CHANGES HIS NAME
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Victoria Beckham Panty Upskirt
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Surviving Bigfoot!
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Yup, I Still Wanna Bang the Little Slut Wizard From Harry Potter
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So Lohan Most Probabaly Didn’t Pay Her Dealer and That’s Why She Got Robbed
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25 of Banksy’s Coolest Graf Pieces Ever
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Striptease of the Day
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Ryan Seascrest is Gay For Ellen, Does That Make Hima Lesbian?
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Pam Anderson and Her Washed Up Tits
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Eva Longwhoria is Looking Mighty Fine
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Jessica Simpson and Her Big Country Tits Are Pathetic
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Jack White Pulls a Kanye!
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French Porn Star Gets Naked on the Radio – VIDEO
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Brynne Groden is One Gold Digging Slut
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Bikini Cat Fight
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Lesbian Teen Orgy at the Beach
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Meet Liliane Tiger
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Now That’s a Hot Ass My Friends
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YOU CAN’T PARK YOUR CAR THERE!!!!
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Lohan Was On an Emmys Bender
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Alice is Topless
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Web Cam Slut Plays With Her Pussy
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Paual Garces is One Chick I’d Definitely Like to Give a Go
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Krissy is a Naughty Girl
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Suny Cruz is Playing Pool
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Playboy Casting Call
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Some Sarah Jean Underwood
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Obama Still Knows How to ake Me Laugh Now and Again
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Extreme Pussy Makeover
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Cassia Riley Goodness
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Hoping you can link the TNA Knockout Traci Brooks Totally Nude Pictures
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7 Songs About Masturbation
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

22

Sep

Megan Fox Bootleg Lesbian Scene of the Day

Some idiot wasted his money on that new Megan Fox movie and he decided to break the law with his cell phone and film the sex scene. The quality is shit, Youtube will take it down cuz it is a HUGE offense, but if you live on my site like you should, you’ll get to see it and I know you like Megan Fox cuz you’re obvious like that. So it’s a celebration.

Posted in:Lesbian|Megan Fox

2009

22

Sep

Mary-Kate Olsen and Her Hot Legs of the Day

I don’t know why I downloaded this shit, and by shit I mean Mary Kate Olsen, I never was into her, not even when she was underage and I never understood the hype about them. Now she looks like she’s dying / Michael Jackson, and I guess that’s what happens when your youth was robbed from you back when Bob Saget first inserted his cock in her when he got carried away changing her diapers.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Mary-Kate Olsen

2009

22

Sep

Helena Christensen goes for a Jog of the Day

Ex-Supermodels jogging would be my new porn if this was actually hot. Instead it’s just a reminder than any bitch you end up with is going to end up a lot uglier than she started out, and even more depressing is that any bitch you end up with won’t even look this good when you get started out, pretty much confirming what we all already know about you and that is that you should just go HOMO.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Helena Christensen|Jog

2009

22

Sep

Lily Allen Shows Off a Good Look For Her Ugly Brethren of the Day

I always hate on Lily Allen, but she is the least offensive or nauseating or whatever word you want to use for this new generation of popstars, because she isn’t in denial that she’s a fat pig like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are, and she doesn’t try to put herself out there to never disappear, pretty much polluting my life like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are, and if anything, I think she hates herself as much as I hate her which is nicer than Katy Perry and Lady Gaga who think they are the fucking gods of the world because everyone around them sucks their dick and the best thing about all this is that she even covers her ugly face when walking around, so I don’t have to be bothered by it. So let her be a pop idol cuz more girls need to take her fuckin’ lead.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Brown Paper Bagged|Lily Allen|Ugly

2009

22

Sep

Sophie Monk’s Dumpy Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

Sophie Monk still hasn’t been deported even though I think her time here is up and that her true calling working in the Outback of Australia picking up Kangaroo shit is a much better idea for her, at least based on how shitty her ass looks in these sweatpants, because this mess doesn’t belong on TV. She really looks a whole lot of sloppy and I figure if you’re out wearing sweatpants that on their own make you look like a slob who has given up on life like me, you better have a hot fucking ass to make it seem like it is ok. I’m done with this bitch, send her fuckin’ home….

Pics via INFpoto

Posted in:Ass|Sophie Monk|Sweatpants

2009

22

Sep

Kate Moss Shows Off Some White Panty of the Day

I was surprised when I saw that Kate Moss is wearing a nice, fresh pair of white panties, I was expecting her to be the kind of girl who wears something with a little more flavor, a little more excitement, a little more flash, maybe even a little less panty and a little more hipster, older lady, fashionista bush, but then I looked closer and realized that it is actually a cast, cuz her pussy is broken, thanks to fucking rockstars, having babies, and being an overall fucking dirtbag.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Moss|Panty

2009

22

Sep

AnnaLynne McCord Showing Off Leg of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is still doing the Hollywood circuit, you know going to events and having people take pictures of her, really milking her fame and I guess she should because I doubt it is going to last. I don’t think she’s hot, or interesting and I don’t watch her show and assume that means no one else does, because depsite popular belief, I am the microcosm of America….

At least she’s showing off her little tits…so we don’t have to look at her face…Good job Ugly.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Leg

2009

22

Sep

Eliza Dushku Does Complex of the Day

So Eliza Dushku is dating a black dude and in efforts to fully submerge herself into the scene she’s turned to an urban magazine to get a photoshoot going, not that Rick Fox is all that black, I mean dude is pretty much Hollywood and when a dude goes Hollywood I don’t care how good they play ball, or what color they started out, they all kinda lose their flavor and become the same pile of shit of a person…

I guess she didn’t realize that Complex is owned by a white dude and I’m sure a lot of their readers are suburban white kids who want to be as hood as they can, which I guess her pussy can relate to….a pussy that was a lot hotter than it is now, but she’s still good enough to look at.

Either way, Complex is pretty much the only relevant magazine in stores, and I am not just saying that because I’m still riding on the time they featured me in the shit, I’m saying it cuz it’s true.


Remember to Check Out Complex for More
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Posted in:Complex|Eliza Dushku

2009

22

Sep

Nicolette Sheridan’s Got No Bra and A Pair of Men’s Underwear On of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan was out wearing what you’d expect to see a man wearing in a Calvin Klein ad and not entirely something you’d expect to see a Hollywood whore rockin’ out in public, but then again, she is recently single, you know, no more Michael Bolton singing in her pussy like it was a Jazz Sax, oh wait that’s Kenny G, same shit….

Maybe this is some kind of walk of shame after a night getting fucked up the ass by the dude she’s walking around with, where her party dress got a mix of shit and cum smeared all over it and the only outfit they could come up with out of his closet was this. Everything else was too big for her and that would really be obvious, so squeezing in a pair of his boxer briefs and undershirt with no bra, just made sense….

I’m not complaining, I think she’s still hot for an old bitch who I am sure has fucked many many many men but who never polluted herself with kids…maybe because of a botched abortion,but probably because she’s too busy loving herself, but then again, what the fuck do I know, look at the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan|Underwear