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2009

22

Sep

Katy Perry Gets Wet on Set of the Day

The good news is that Katie Perry is getting wet and at risk of drowning while wearing a tight dress for people who like her and think she’s hot, something I will never understand mainly because of that face, but also because I can tell she’s a fat chick denying her fate, which isn’t too hard to spot from her GUNT that her choice in tight dresses shows off nicely to remind us all that she doesn’t have it going on, the bad news is that she’s filming a new video, which means there’s another song.

Here are a whole lot of pics, hoping that you’ll get your dose and won’t bother watching the video, so that this bitch stops polluting our lives…because if this becomes a hit and I see her video with millions of Youtube views, I will be mad at you.

Here she is with some Hanson Brother lookin’ Motherfucker who dyed his hair to not be recognized as some Hanson Brother motherfucker…mmmmmbop

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry|Video|Wet

2009

22

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Vagina Defined in a White Bikini of the Day

These are some older pictures of Lohan in a white bikini, probably around a month old and since I don’t read other sites, so they are new to me. I just got excited when I saw them because they demonstrate why I love white bikini bottoms so much.

There have been numerous times that I’ve been at the public pool and the mom’s and teens rock this shit and I wonder to myself whether they have any idea that I can pretty much see their entire pussy and can practically taste the shit.

So I figured it’s a good way to start the day, especially since no dick’s been in her in at least a year, a report I really don’t believe, but they just want us to believe because nothing in Hollywood is real, especially for the people hanging on as hard as they can.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Vagina

2009

21

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my night drinking on a couch listening to my friend contemplate whether he should save up all his money from picking cans out of the garbage and go to Thailand and fuck a 12 year old, just because he can or if he should just stay here instead and forget that idea all together.

Don’t worry, if I hear about him applying for jobs working with kids, I’ll report him to the authorities, I rain on parades when it comes to that shit, you hear that ladies, I’m pretty much a fucking hero, send nudes.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Columbian Booty Dancing of the Day – VIDEO
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So Megan Fox is a Dumb Slut and Can’t Open a Movie to Save Her Life
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A Mashup of Some of the Craziest Shit on Video….
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Kayden Kross Does the Gym not Jim
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You Confessed Your Sins Yesterday, So It’s Time to Get the Ball Rolling Again
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Jennifer Aniston’s Hottest Pics
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BMX Pool Jump FAIL – VIDEO
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5 Thing to Make You a Proud American
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Let’s Laugh at Lohan’s Pathetic Twitter Updates Together
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Craigslist Posting = Endless Supply of Laughs
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Katie Price Strips Down to Her Bra and Panties, Cause She is a Class Act Like That
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Do You Live Christina Hendricks’s Tits A Much as I Do?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How To: Keep Your Office Romance a Secret
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Striptease of the Day
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Courtney Loves Up the Ante in Regards to Insanity
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Some Ugly Ginger Haired Rapper Has Been Charged with Murder
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Blake Lively, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Rebecca Gayhart is Pregnant and Smoking
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Some Rhianna Fashion Craziness of the Day
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What’s Up With Particia Arquette’s Tits?
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Catrin Claeson Lingerie Shoot
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Cali Logan Caught Outside
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Angry Chick Falls on a Talkshow
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Gaping College Girl
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jelena Jenson Will Make You Hard
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Meet Kathryn
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A Little Touch of Heather
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Nicole Richie Bikini throwback
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Sammy Brady is Nude
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Shyla Styles is Busting Out
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Katie Fey is On the Veranda
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Whoopi Goldberg Hates Kate Gosselin
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BOOBIE CHEW – VIDEO
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Peeping Tom Fail
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This Kid Who Was On Idol is Having a Cry Cause No One Remembers Him. Get the Fuck Over It
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101 Buxom Oktoberfest Beer Babes
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Viagra Commercial Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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HOT TITS … HOT ASS …. HOT STORY!
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Chloe Sevingny on Some Weird Online Video….
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Asian Shoe Ad for Foot Fetishists
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

Sep

Karina Smirnoff and Her Mom Ass of the Day

I don’t know if Karina Smirnoff is a mom, becasue despite wanting to fuck her half naked dancing body everytime I see clips from the show, because let’s face it she’s the only thing worth fucking on the show, unless you’re down with Kelly Osbourne, but it turns out she’s a mom, and this is a picture of her and her baby, only I had to crop out the baby, and focus on what we really want to see, even if it’s not quite as tight as it once was, it’s still attached to a pussy and that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Ass|Karina Smirnoff|Mom

2009

21

Sep

Chris with a Teacup is the Living Photograph of the Day

Here’s a new trend everyone needs to be getting on, it’s called the living photograph and people find it funny. Since I am not like most people, I find the whole thing stupid as fuck, but I like to take part in stupid things pretty much as often as possible, so this is just me doin’ my part.

Posted in:Living Photograph

2009

21

Sep

Some Sluts Posing With Hot Dogs of the Day

Here’s some celebrity hotdog eating contest where sluts posted with hotdogs in some kind of joke considering the bitches who showed up were all well versed in the art of sausage.

One was Mel B, an ex-spice girl with an illigitmate child from opening her vagina up for any sausage to cum inside it without putting a “ring on it”, the other Kim Kardashain, a fat Armenian rich kid with a sex tape and love of black sausage pissing on her and Holly Madison, a Playboy playmate who pretended to rock old man sausage to advance her worthless whore career.

But the real joke in all this is that Kim Kardashian isn’t seen posing with a hotdog, because I guess she doesn’t want us thinking she eats those kinds of foods, as it will have a negative impact on her workout dvd sales, but her ass tells a whole different story and her whore past leads me to believe that just last night, she was the life of the party after a few too many cocktails where she ended up demonstrating how to shove a package of 24 hotdogs in her mouth at the same time all in efforts to seduce a black man who thought her mouth was built too small for his girth…while tiding her hunger over til she got home where she pigs out alone everyday, all day.

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Holly Madison|Kim Kardashian|Mel B

2009

21

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s a Fuckin’ Wreck of the Day

This morning, I was wondering who the next celebrity to die before their time was, partially because I have nothing better to do, but also because I just made that up because it was the best intro I could think of, and I think the answer came to me in the form of these pictures.

Lohan’s clearly on a downward slope and based on her face, there is no way she’s not taking some kind of drugs, whether it is prescription or illegal, it’s definitely not agreeing with her body cuz bodies just aren’t meant to take the kind of abuse, especially when they aren’t eating, so like many hookers before her that were found facedown in a ditch, or back alley, or in their 20 dollar a night motel rooms not breathing thanks to livin’ the good life, it’s safe to say that if Lohan doesn’t turn things around, she may end up next up on the choppin block, which is too bad, cuz if you’re gonna throw it all away, you might as well do it when you are at the top of your game, so that you die a legend and not on the tail-end of your shit, so that you’re just another self-absorbed, spoiled casuality from Hollywood.

And I guess who really cares, it’s not like these people are our friends or families….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Drugs|Lindsay Lohan|Wreck

2009

21

Sep

Nadine Coyle Showing Off Her Skinny Legs of the Day

Hey ladies, if you’re legs aren’t this thin, that means you’re fat and no guy will want to fuck you. Develop an eating disorder or a workout adiction now, because like Nadine Coyle you may end up on a shitty site no one reads, or in a relationship with a shitty Football player named Jason Bell who no one wants to sign a contract with, or even with a shitty career no one cares about. Seriously, her legs are disgusting to most, but all I see a commitment to lookin’ good that American girls just don’t have, they’re too busy eating McDonald’s.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Nadine Coyle

2009

21

Sep

Sugababe Mutya Buena Showing Off Her Hot Body of the Day

I don’t know much about British Pop Bands from the ’90s, but I do know that I didn’t expect one of the members to be some fuckin’ roughneck gutter slut.
Seriously, this Filipino, Chinese, Irish pig from the UK looks a lot less like someone you’d want the kids in the neighborhood learning her music video dance from, unless you’re a pedophile and like seeing 10 year old girls on the sidewalk makin’ their booty’s gyrate, which I’m not and more like someone I’d expect to be in line behind at Walmart buying formula for her 6 illegitimate babies with different daddies thanks to a crack addiction that makes mommy’s pussy her business venture.

Either way, she’s got big tits, which isn’t exciting because she’s got big everything else, but tits are tits and we can’t take that away from her…even if her record label took everything else from her….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Mutya Buena|Tits

2009

21

Sep

Some Sophie Monk Almost Showing Off Her Pussy of the Day

Everyone likes Sophie Monk. I’m starting to think she looks like some kind of puppet with a rubber face, and not entirely human, but maybe that’s what people are lookin’ for these days, or maybe people just like her because she’s a nice girl with a whole lot of substance, I mean that’s the only explanation why her ex-Fiance would leave her for a vapid little whore with herpes like Paris Hilton, you know cuz Sophie Monk just had some much to offer than dude thought he couldn’t live up to her god-like personalty and shoved his dick into the fuckin’ sewage pipe that is Paris Hilton….or maybe, just maybe Paris Hilton was a step up from this bottom-feeding whore…
I know every post I write about Sophie Monk is about how she got cheated on with Paris Hilton, but I just think that explains a lot about her and why she doesn’t have a fuckin’ career and pays the paparazzi to follow her around to give the illusion that she is famous, you know because she’s got nothing to offer and even Paris Hilton’s got more substance….which says a whole lot about her considering the dead squirrel I saw in an alley had more substance than Paris Hilton because at least the fuckin’ thing could feed a couple homeless dudes…
EIther way, Here she is showing off some leg, but not some pussy, cuz she hasn’t really figured out what we all care about….that’s why she’s barely famous and paying people to leak stories and take pics of her….

Here she is at some other event…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk|Upskirt