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2009

16

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Lookin’ Tired of the Day

Lindsay Lohan has really lost her celebrity Flare. Here she is at Fashion Week hanging out with celebrity photographer Terry Richardson,holding on as hard as she can, and she definitely doesn’t look fresh faced and 23.

I know that when it comes to Lohan, it’s all been said before and I’m really not posting this to laugh at her or make jokes about her, I am not even doing it to point out the obvious, I just don’t really understand why she looks so fucking old, I’m talking like a haggard, drug addict who has fucked a solid 20 people more than what’s considerd normal in a given day in efforts to pay for more drugs that I know, when she’s got all the money she needs to live for the rest of her life.

I guess it all stems from the hard life she lived in the public eye, where she had no childhood, where she got paid millions for a month of work, where her mother fed her cocaine while trying to hold onto her youth after exploiting her daughter’s youth and we just don’t understand this poor little rich girl complex, cuz we all wish we were poor little rich girls. So like Michael Jackson she medicates, and like an asshole, I wait for her to hit rock bottom, where I come in as her new “manager” where I exploit her as much as I can to make a little more money than I do stealing 5 dollar bills out of my wife’s purse. But that won’t happen, she’ll be dead long before that, but we’re all allowed to dream…

Pics Via Cobrasnake

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Tired

2009

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what you useless motherfuckers got accomplished tonight, but I know I was out being a fucking hero. I made a vow to Patrick Swayze’s ghost that I would find out who murdered him, so I drank a bottle of Port, because someone gave me a bottle of Port, my diabetes went into full insulin shock. So far the suspects are some ratty ass 90 pound half dead corpse of a woman with bald patches on her ratty ass head where her bleached hair was a solid year grown out, probably amount the time her addiction took over and she gave up because her face and arms were covered with meth scabs or Aids lesions, her jeans were ripped and stained and she was hanging out at the gas station. My other suspect is my friend who I walked in on watching a documentary called “Small Town Gay Bar” about a Mississippi gay bar and my last suspect was the Glitter DVD box that was randomly placed on my stoop that was definitely the Devil’s work….no I have some investigative work to do, but before I go,


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Here are my stepLINKS….

WILL SOMEBODY FUCKING KILL KATE GOSSELIN ALREADY
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The vigin Suicides aka Your Life Story
Make Good Here
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Her Name is Kayden Kross, She’s a Pornstar, My Pornstar and This is What She Wore Yesterday
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Give It Up For Chinese Perversion
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Avril Lavigne is So Gross
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How Great Is It Humiliating Kanye West? A Breakdown of His Biggest Fuck Ups from the Past
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Some UK Big Brother Slut’s Panty Upskirt
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AHHHH Shakira
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Dont’t Run From Pedo Bear, He Just Wants to Talk
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Striptease of the Day
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Worst. Tattoos. Ever
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Angelina Jolie is Going to Kill Rachel McAdams
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Obama Hates Kanye Too
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Who Doesn’t Love Marshmellows?
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Oh I Love Me Some Charlize Theron
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Sean Penn is Dating This Hot Piece? Wow
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More From the Lingeriw Football League
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Meet Lizzie and Altea
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These Jonas Fans Scare the Fucking Shit Out of Me
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And That’s Why You Should Take a Shit Before You Bench Press
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Slutty in the Pool
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Andres is Playing With Herself
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More Parkour Nerds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katie Price Got Raped by Some Celebrity
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Madison and Jerry Go Down
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Fuck You Paris Hilton
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Roselyn Sanchez Naked Covered
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Amateurs Always Make a Bad Day Better
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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HUGE TITS, HOT ASS, AND PLENTY OF POT SMOKING = LATINA SLUT!
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And More Ashley Greene
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And a Little More Girl on Girl Action…
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Nina and Puma Are Just Too Fucking Much
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Some Daughter of 2 Psychologists Models Nude…..
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Mischa Barton is Some Lingerie Scene
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British Socialite Clare Irby Sounds Like She Knows How to Party
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Some Amber Rose Where She is Looking Semu Decent, If That’s Your Thing
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Erotic Tattoo FAIL
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DENISE MILANI GETS ALL WET, WILD, AND SEE-THRU!
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Some Missle Silo Insanity
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2009

15

Sep

Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfriend Lesbian Kiss of the Day

I love how Megan Foxes destiny to be a pornstar some how managed to escape her so she’s made a career out of the cocktease. In her recent movie Jennifer’s Body she kisses some other chick, and it’s not clear whether Megan Fox is actually doin the kissing or if they just hired Lohan to do the stand in, since lesbian kissing is what she does, but I do know she’s in her panties, an outfit everyone thought would be best for the scene to make it believable, and by believable I mean, worth watching despite how shit it obviosuly is, proving that Megan Fox is just being used to sell tickets to a shitty movie and despite thinking she’s over-hyped, I’m ok with it because if I wasn’t, I’d probably be gay or pretending to be gay since real fags who are comfortable with their sexuality can appreciate how hot this is and only the overcompensating fags pretending to be gay for fashion reasons would think this is gross…..Either way, watch it.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Lesbian Kiss.|Megan Fox

2009

15

Sep

Olivia Wilde Naked for GQ of the Day

Her name is Oliva Wilde, she’s on the show House, she’s 25 and she’s half naked in GQ and her name is the only Wilde about any of this, if she wanted to impress me, she’d pull some better stunts involving her vagina, like bouncing it on my dick, or even on anyone’s dick just as long as I get to be a part of it, as sitting here lookin at pictures doesn’t have anything to do with my life and I didn’t even know who she was before today, so if anything, I’m the one doin her a favor here and her little hard nipples are just wasting my time. This isn’t naked this is cockteasing and she needs to step up and stomp the yard fuck.

Posted in:GQ|Naked|Olivia Wilde

2009

15

Sep

Marisa Miller and Her Cleavage at Fashion Week of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother with these because lets face it, she’s a bikini model and showing off her body is what she does, making a cleavage dress almost pointless because all I have to do is google image her ass and she actual fuckin’ tit, but then I remembered that fans of female celebrities who don’t get laid get pretty serious about this shit, maybe even a little obsessive and like to scrapbook every picture that comes out of her, because in their mind she’s their wife in training who they will need to know all about and be prepared for when their destiny finally falls into place, despite the cold, sad truth that they are just virgin losers who will end up alone, because saving themselves for Marisa Miller in ther delusion that she’s all they can ever settle with or see themselves with, when the reality is that they should take anything that comes their virgin loser way, because otherwise, they will die alone….I never understood why virgin losers have superiority complexes and why they don’t realizes just how pathetic they are…but I do know that I am posting these pics for them….

And here’s the less interesting wardrobe change….

Pics via FAME

Posted in:Fashion Week|Marisa Miller|Tits

2009

15

Sep

Lindsay Lohan and Her Latex Shirt of the Day

Lohan is in New York for fashion week and she’s wearing pretending to be fashionable in some fetish lookin latex top in public and despite never being too into latex like this guy I know who doesn’t shut up about the shit and how he bought a one size fits all latex dress for over 1000 dollars, that he makes whatever whore he brings home put on because he likes watching his cum drip off it, so this ones for him, cuz with the whole lesbian thing, Lohan could be masturbating to lesbian porn in these pics and I still wouldn’t get turned on, because I hate lesbians, I can only really stomach experimental teen girls….but she does have great tits.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan and Her Latex Shirt of the Day

2009

15

Sep

Some Sienna Miller Leaving American Apparel of the Day

I don’t now why I am putting these pictures of Sienna Miller up. They are boring. She’s not topless and she’s not showing her hipster, cokehead bush. She’s not what she used to be, maybe this is a premature RIP motherfucker for for sex appeal.

Pics via INF

Posted in:American Apparel|Sienna Miller

2009

15

Sep

Taylor Momsen’s Young Whore Teenage Legs of the Day


I get grief for making barely sexual commentary about girls who aren’t 18 and I don’t really understand what people expect me to do when they dress their 16 year old up like this. From the high heels, to the flishnets, to the short shorts, to the red lipstick and the bleached hair, the short shorts and the smell of teenage pregnancy radiating out of her pussy, I can’t really help myself. If they motherfuckers really cared about stopping sex crimes, they’d stop putting this kind of imagery in mainstream media and if anyone should get arrested for kiddie porn or sex offense, it should be the wardrobe guy and writing of whatever show she’s on. That’s all I have to say about that.

Pics via FamePictures

Posted in:Fishnets|Leggings|Taylor Momsen

2009

15

Sep

Coco Brings Her Trashy Ass To Marc Jacobs of the Day

Coco brought her fat ass to the March Jacobs fashion show the other day. Now, I’m no fashion expert, but I always thought Marc Jacobs was on some higher-end, trendy celebrity shit, I didn’t realize he catered to whores who go out in public in modified Ed Hardy t-shirts, like the common stripper she was before Ice-T got carried away at a lap dance he didn’t want to see come to an end, so he ended up turning it into a marriage, that I assume she still gets paid by the song for, you 10 dollars every 5 minutes motherfuckers….because otherwise, her broke whore ass would be working the scene finding other wallets to fuck, cuz that’s what whores do.

Pics via FamePictures

Posted in:Coco|Ed Hardy|Marc Jacobs|Trash

2009

15

Sep

Rihanna’s Push Up Bra of the Day

Rihanna was on the New Jay Leno Show, which is pretty much the exact same as the Old Jay Leno Show, except that he sits on a chair with people like he was Oprah, instead of behind the desk. She was wearing Beyonce’s thighs, Lady Gaga’s Mask, Adolf Hilter’s hat and a pair of stockings she stole from the asian community who have been wearing ridiculous stockings since I got my first “erotic massage” and the whole thing was far more exciting than these pictures, which isn’t saying much because it wasn’t exciting at all. I am over Rihanna, but I can tell she’s not over me, just look at the way she’s flirting with me in these pictures, you know acting all hard to get cuz I know she knows I’m lookin’ at her in them…it’s all part of our bond….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Push Up Bra|Rihanna