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2009

04

Sep

Kristin Cavallari and Her Legs on the Beach of the Day

I know it is the afternoon and I haven’t posted and that is because it is the long weekend and I know no one is online today and because I am hungover and woke up 15 minutes ago but I just wanted you to know I haven’t died yet.
I hate writing out Kristin Cavallari’s name because she spells her shit with an “i” and not an “e” and that’s just the kind of pretentious bullshit you’d expect out of her, you know having a generic fucking name but spelling it retarded to be different and I guess that’s got nothing to do with why I hate her, but it does have a lot to do with why I hate writing posts on her.
That said, she’s back on The Hills and I find it funny that she refused to do the spinoff show and for a few years tried to get a legit acting career while her friends got richer and richer and richer while she got rejected from role after role provided she even got auditions and in the end she had to decide whether to take the job at McDonald’s she’s qualified for thanks to her level of education/highschool diploma or to go back to The Hills and instead of saving fucking face she crawled back into the arms of MTV who paid her less than she was getting paid before while giving her the life lesson that once you are MTV, shit’s a life fuckin sentence….

Pics VIa PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Beach|Kristin Cavallari

2009

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t wanna sound like a whiner or anything, but I am really fucking drunk, I thought it was Friday, it is actually thrusday so I am fucked in having to post my stepLINKS and I am gonna do it cuz I have to, but I am letting you know, there are way better things I’d rather be doing. Seriously, I got all kinds of ideas and I’m not just a ridiculously handsome face that reminds you of HIV, really, I’m not that handsome, but when I am drunk I think I am funny, just that in my quest to communicate the funny, I’ve lost all my jokes, which is really sad, in the event you were wondering…here are my stepLINKS

Web Cam Wonderland
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Little Boogie Kind of Has the Best Life EVer
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Now THIS is a Purse!
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TEXT
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The Andrew WK Weather Report
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Italian cougar Maria Grazia Cucinotta’s Breast
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LOL CATS ZOMG!
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Danni Minogue Huge Pokies
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Ugly Dress or Not,I’d Still Bang Eva Mendes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue
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Striptease of the Day
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Seriously, What the Fuck is Wrong With This Kid From Tokio Hotel
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Danny Devito is Naked?!
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Wow is Everyone so Surprised That Miss Universe Was Probably Rigged?
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Ahhhhhhh I Wanna Bang Olivia Wilde
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Lesbo Pussy Lickers
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Chris Brown is Really Trying to do Some Damage Control
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Lohan is Seriously Fucking Delusional
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Megan Fox Really Needs to Learn to Sit There, Look Pretty, and Shut Up
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The FHM Top Ten Honeys of 2009 So Far
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Boobs Fall Out on a Roller Coaster
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and That’s Why You Don’t Order a Mail order Bride
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Sextape at the Office
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Sasha Grey Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Can Look Pretty Good When They Photoshop Her Fat Ass
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You Can’t Keep A Famewhoring Reality Slut Down For Long!
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Abbey in the Shower
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Kristen Dunst is a Hot Piece
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Helena Christensen is Naked
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Naked Class of 2009
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Penny Lancaster Bikini Pics From A Yacht in St. Barts
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Terry Nova Shakes Her Money Makers
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Club Hottie Heaven
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Why Hello Mia Michelle
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FUCK YOU LADY GAGA
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Beavis and Butthead Talk Film
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White Supremacy Fail
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Extra Points for a Backflip
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Bar Rafeali Is All Sorts Of Hotness
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Lily Allen is So Gross
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SHAUNA SAND’S MASSIVE TITS STRETCH HER SHIRT THE FUCK OUT!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS ARE BACK

Classic Photobucket Find – A Mom’s Erotica Mixed in With Her Family Photos
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

03

Sep

Stephanie Schönfeld in Some Foreign Film Nudity of the Day

I still forget how old I am so when I hear a bitch who is born in 1978 is getting naked in a movie, I feel like some kind of pervert cuz she’s 8 years younger than me until I actually watch the shit and realize that she looks like a mom and not like a tight little teen girl I expected her to be, because I guess in my mind, I still think I am 22, only my body and vital organs think I’m fucking 60.

Either way her name is Stephanie Schönfeld and she’s 31 and naked in some foreign movie…..that I guess is about a 3-way relationship, and bi-sexuality something that has almost happened to me because my wife weighs as much as 2 people….but is definitely not as hot….

I’m disappointed, the fact that it is German made me expect it to be substantially more hardcore.

Posted in:Nude|Stephanie Schanfeld|Uncategorized

2009

03

Sep

Does Madonna Not Realize She’s in Her 50s of the Day

Watching this video of Madonna’s new video called Celebration disgusts me. Watching her move and hump the air like she’s 20 while flashing panties knowing her pussy is actually 50 is not fucking hot. I don’t care how many special effects they use in editing, she can’t fool me into jerking off to this piece of shit. Unfortunately she didn’t have a heart attack while filming this electronic, robotic disaster that I’m sure gay dudes everywhere love cuz it’s fuckin’ Madonna. She needs to hang up that career of hers and go back to raising her kids.

The only celebration is when this shit ends….

Posted in:Disgusting|Madonna

2009

03

Sep

Even a Komodo Dragon Knows Good Day LA is Shit of the Day

I am glad I have no money to travel to LA so that I will never accidentally land on this Good Day LA show that I constantly plug. The shit is so strange that I feel it’s mocking morning TV and maybe only people in LA really grasp it’s relevance, because to me and a Komodo Dragon it’s nothing but a pile of shit of a TV show.

I love when the hot one who thought this was a stepping stone to an actual career in broadcasting says “I haven’t heard anything like that since my maternity days”, prompting me to say keep your fuckin’ mouth shut about your asshole unless you’re inviting me inside, because a little shit talk won’t stop me since I’ve stuck my dick in way more disgusting things, and even hearing about her talk about shit, is less scary than hearing my wife take a shit, if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Good Day LA|Komodo Dragon|Shit

2009

03

Sep

Mariah Carey’s Drunk Tits of the Day

Mariah Carey was drunk, I wonder if it was from drinking too much or if her brain medication just had a weird reaction to what she ate, putting her into some kind of high that almost looks like she’s ready to be dragged by her fuckin’ hair to the alley behind the club and date raped, unfortunately, her celebrity status and the crowd it draws makes for a total fuckin’ cock block.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Drunk|Mariah Carey|Tits

2009

03

Sep

Chanelle Hayes is Worth Lookin’ At of the Day

I don’t remember who Chanelle Hayes is, but based on her hair and make-up, I’m going with pornstar. I guess I could google her, but I’m pretty sure she’s not out there googling me, so why give her that kind of attention, while giving her one more “search request” making her think she’s more important than she is, which is pretty much a cancer to most men who like fuckin’ hot girls, because the second they realize they are better than you, is the second the pussy supply dries up and you go back to fucking rotting meat you find in your freezer, because it’s the only thing fleshy you can put your dick up against, while remembering the few months you were getting hot pussy, not that you’ve ever had hot pussy, but I’m generalizing for the people who have, whether they read this site or not….assholes.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|Dress

2009

03

Sep

Mel B in Some Colorful Track Suit of the Day

I guess Mel B doesn’t realize that all we want to see of her is her tits pushed the fuck up to her chin, but not too close to her chin, so that we can focus on them without having to see her roughneck face, but instead of giving up what we want, what we really really want, she got into a fuckin’ colorful track suit, like she’s getting in touch with her Nigerian roots and dressing like she’s at some African party about to go train for a marathon by running 40 miles to school everyday, while getting chased by a motherfuckin’ cheetah or some shit and the whole thing is a disaster….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Mel B|Track Suit

2009

03

Sep

Hayden Panettiere in her Cheerleader Costume of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is a cheerleader on the show that she is on, which is convenient both for the dudes who wanna fuck already living out that fantasy they’ve always had growing up involving a cheerleader who wouldn’t pay attention to them in the back of the class because they liked star wars, as well as for Hayden, because she’s got such strong shoulders and thighs, pretty much made for lifting her friends and throwing them around, and she’s little enough to do backflips while standing, which is all very exciting when thinking about how she performs in the bedroom, if you’re the kind of guy who isn’t scared of getting choked out by powerful thighs when goin down on a bitch.

I think she looks kinda funny in this get-up. It’s like being at a halloween party and your homeboy is dressed like a cheerleader, all awkward lookin and shit, but not quite as awkward as you both feel the next day when waking up naked in each other’s arms cuz you got a little too into character, not that I think she’s a man or that I think fucking her is like gay sex, but she definitely has a few similar fuckin’ traits and who really cares what I think, here are the pics….of a girl you’d probably just rather like giver you a “B”…..give you a “J”……

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cheerleader|Hayden Panettiere

2009

03

Sep

Elizabeth Berkley Pretends To Care About Starving Kids of the Day

I wonder what this philanthropist has in her “Feed the Children of the World” bag. I have a feeling that despite her efforts to get her message out there about a topic she’s so passionate about, there’s no canned goods in the shit that she’s planning on shipping to fucking Africa to make an actual difference, instead she just spent 500 dollars on a purse made out of an old potato sack that sends 5 dollars of their proceeds to some mismanaged charity that has high adminstrative costs and high salaried executives and only sends a fraction of that 5 dollars to the actual villages who need it. I’m pretty sure her purse is filled with designer make-up, wallet, key chains and a few pillcases filled with designer prescription pills.

I hate celebrities because they are such bullshit, vane, disgusting people, who could actually be making a difference, but instead do it for bullshit, vanity and disgusting reasons.

The good news is that Elizabeth Berkley is pretty much irrelevant, you know a “Where are they now” story and she should not have put her clothes back on and stopped her journey into porn that she started with Showgirls….let that be a lesson to all you girls….if you keep getting naked and you’ll always have an audience…..

PICS via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Elizabeth Berkley|Philanthropist