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2009

14

Aug

Jordan Takes Her Tits for a Jog of the Day

If you’re wondering how to treat a pair of the most ridiculous fake tits ever stuck into a whore, here’s your answer, you take them running. I don’t know what benefits that have, other than maybe loosin’ them up and makin’ them feel as real as two ridiculous sized tits can possibly feel, or maybe she jogs to justify how skinny she is because she’s so concerned about her image and reputation that having people find out she has an eating disorder would be the death of her career, but I doubt that, considering she has a sex tape with an African.

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus’ Whore Friend of the Day

So Miley Cyrus has a back-up dancer and friend who is in her 20s and who dresses like some piece of shit prostitute you’d let go down on you because you’re a vacuum saleman and in some remote town with little else goin on. You know the kind of girl you meet at the bar/diner/grocery store that is connected to the town’s gas station who is just lookin for a little love and a little money to pay for her three illegitimate kids and her denist bill because all her teeth are rottin’ out from never learning how to brush her teeth proper as a kid cuz they didn’t have runnin’ water….or some other poverty ghetto shit. Only this bitch had a gift card at American Apparel…..and lives in LA.

Here is a video one of Miley’s concerned fans made about this slut Mandy Jiroux being a bad influence on Miley, despite Miley being a total piece of shit whore….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Whore Friend

2009

14

Aug

Joan Collins Showing Off Her Body of the Day

These pictures of 77 year old Joan Collins on vacation. A vacation from what, I don’t know, because you’d think at 77 her entire life was a fucking vacation, even on vacation from using the toilet, because at a certain age, everything kinda shuts down, dies off and waits for death, but she looks fuckin’ amazing. Seriously, lookin at her makes me wish I was an orderly at the old folks home again, at least the one where she was living, because having my way with her when she is heavily medicated, asleep, deaf and too big in the vagina area to feel me, would actually not depress me after I cum, like it used to depress me after I was done with all the other old ladies I used to service in their final years, because I’m just a good guy like that. I figured we all need love sometime, even when least expected or wanted…

Posted in:Joan Collins|Legs

2009

14

Aug

Christina Ricci and Her Shorts of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…Christina Ricci hasn’t really been hot since she was in Casper…when she was 10…and that’s why you shouldn’t be working as a school bus driver or as camp councillor or even as a barber at Kid Cutz. You are a sick person and need to be locked up and Christina Ricci is a sick person for slaughtering her tits because she thought they were too big….Here she is in shorts.

Posted in:Christina Ricci|Shorts

2009

14

Aug

Chris Brown’s Shitty Apology Song to Rihanna of the Day

If your day isn’t shitty enough, here’s a song Chris Brown made for Rihanna to milk the fuck out of the whole beating the fuck out of his girlfriend situation, where motherfucker sounds like he’s been shot in the kneecap and forced to drag himself 60 miles through the desert with no water to safety. I didn’t listen to the words but I do like to celebrate really bad fucking things every once in awhile, especially when I know it is bullshit, because Rihanna and Chris Brown are still together….motherfucker garbage…

Posted in:Chris Brown|Rihanna|Song

2009

14

Aug

Paulina Rubio in her Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Mexican slut popster slut named Paulina Rubio hosing herself down in her bikini because Mexican women are dirty little ditch pigs, at least my mother was, and because of that assume so are all other Mexican women….and that’s all I have to say about that…..

Posted in:Bikini|Paulina Rubio

2009

14

Aug

Sienna Miller in her White Bikini of the Day

Sienna Miller was one of these actor bitches I wanted to fuck because she looked like she was laid back and knew what she was doing, but as time has gone on, she’s become the kind of girl who may have a little too much experience for me to want to go down on her and I can only assume the salt water is burning her broken down cooch like she was Naomi Campbell or some shit…..

What I am saying is that she’s a whore.

Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and was talking to dudes about pissing on chicks and it turns out that 95% of the guys I was with have all pissed on a chick at least once. The other 5 percent was passed the fuck out on the bar so we never really got a straight answer out of him. According to these dudes, most of the time the chicks are the ones initiating it because I guess when you hate yourself enough to fuck people I know, getting pissed on is just solid re-affirmation that you totally think you’re are sewer quality and that is the kind of girl you wanna marry. They’ll never give you a hard time and will thank the powers above for having you actually commit to them, even though everyone else in the world knows you’re a worthless piece of shit….she thinks that she’s nothing compared to you and that you are too good for her, leaving you with all the freedom you fuckin’ want….Enjoy….

Now – Watch Me Make a Fool of Myself on Twitter
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Then Check out pictures from my trip to the zoo on Facebook
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS cuz they make for a decent waste of time….

These Girls Met Getting Implants- True Story
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rachel Bilson Showing Off Her Pussy
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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip
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Who Knew Mario Paint Could be So Amazing?
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The 10 Hottest Left Handed Women
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LADIES! Have I Got a Gem For You
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The Ladie’s of Miss Universe
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Minka Kelly and Kate Hudson Cat Fight
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If There’s 1 Thing Jesus Hates More than Computers, It’s Old People
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Striptease of the Day
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Kourtney Kardashian Likes Dirty, Condomless Sex
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I Can’t Decide If I Think Anna Ferris is Hot or Not
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Halle Berry is Most Probably Pregnant Again
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Loryn is a Girl Next Door Type
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YOU TOO CAN HAVE HANNAH MONTANA’S CHERRY
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Demi Moore is Still Totally Bangable
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For Fuck Sakes Kein Federline is Almost as Fat as I Am
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How DO You Get rid of That Tattoo?
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Adrean is Amazing
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I Can’t Think of a Worse Moment to Faint
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Fucking Machine to Edn All Fucking Machines
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John Lennon is Rolling in His Grave
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Skinny Blonde is Naked and Dancing
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lohan is Pretty Much the Worst Role Model Ever
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Katy Perry Bikini Ass
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Now That’s a Coffin I Want to Be Buried In
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Nothing Wrong With Showing Off!
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Louise is Sexy
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Who is Candice Swanepoel and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Now THIS Is A Hot Fuckin’ Piece of Ass!
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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I Wana Be a Part Of It, Don’t You?
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Megan Fox Needs to Shut Up and Look Good
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Meet Tiffany
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Threesome Heaven? You Decide
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Ahh The Joy of Bikinis
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Chuck is Watching Quite the Show
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How To: Enjoy a Melon
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Emo Amateurs Holy Fuck!
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For All You Ed Hardy Fucks
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Because We All Need a Little Assistance Finishing the Job
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

13

Aug

Heidi Montag’s Playboy Pictures of the Day

I hate Heidi Montag, so the only thing that would make these Playboy pictures of her exciting for me is if she was dead in them. Seriously, like a shotgun wound to the fucking head kind of dead because her cunt behavior needs to be fuckin’ stopped. It is at the point of ridiculous, but at least she’s got a decent body to distract me from that cunt horse face and when whoever it is who is going to kill her, because she’s not the kind of person who will die from natural causes cuz she’s annoying as fuck, I hope he takes out the rest of the cast of their bullshit store….motherfuckers piss me offf….


To See The Rest Follow this Link….Cuz Otherwise Playboy Will Sue Me…
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Posted in:Heidi Montag|Playboy

2009

13

Aug

Paulina Rubio Isn’t Fat for a Mexican of the Day

I am like my old black homie who I used to go to the stripclub with and who would get mad everytime a black stripper got on stage and all the white dudes would start cheering. He thought it was a disgrace to his people and how far they had come and felt like seeing one of his own exploit herself was disgusting and a few steps back. So he would get lap dances with them and lecture them on their lives and what they were doing, encouraging them to put their clothes back on and to get a real job, and as soon as he finished paying them 40 dollars for the chat, he’d grab the dirtiest white girl in the room and convince her to let him finger bang her or to play with his dick. You know, a total double standard.

Meaning, I hate writing about Mexican chicks who are clearly dirty little whores, proven in the fact that unlike every other Mexican woman in the world, except for a couple of the half breeds, she’s not fat, and everyone knows that a Mexican woman who isn’t fat, is a mexican woman willing to suck dick to get ahead. I mean just look how that man is grabbin at her ass like he’s bought it for the hour….
Either way, here she is on the beach or by the water hiding her body and I hate her from that.

Posted in:Mexican|Paulina Rubio