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2009

03

Sep

Blake Lively’s Tits on Set of Gossip Girl of the Day

Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl and I guess they are planning a really magnificant, opulant, decadent, luxurious, obnoxious, pretentious gala event on the show that all you faggots who watch this shit can sit and wait for excitedly, while I’ve seen all I have to see and that’s Blake Lively’s tits, I dont really understand why she looks like a cracked out, drug addicted, street whore who ran away from home at 15 and turned to a life of crack and getting diseased loads on her face, but I do know that she doesn’t look like she’s 22 and she definitely doesn’t look like the teenager she’s supposed to be, she looks more like the 50 year olds in prom dresses I saw last night who wouldn’t fuck me, and she’s got something in common with them too, and that’s that she won’t fuck me either, yet I still sit here writing about her like some kind of asshole stroking her haggard faced ego.

PICS VIA – FAME and INFphoto

Posted in:Blake Lively|Gossip Girl|Tits

2009

03

Sep

Ali Larter and her Multi-Vitamin Pee Shorts of the Day

I wrote a Tweet yesterday about how I once woke up the kind of a girl you find disgusting and hate, but who is sleeping in your bed after you were too drunk and too weak and brought her home and fucked her despite knowing you are better than her and that you lowered yourself to a whole new low which is saying a lot because you’re no that much to look at, and really you’ve had sex with some pretty disgusting shit, but nothing as disgusting as this girl with that smile across her face in your fucking bed, making you feel borderline suicidal, but realize you’ve seen the worst and it is only uphill from her and the thought of her will haunt you for the rest of your fucking life, but will also keep you from making the same mistake again no matter how little fucking self control you have, and I did it with hungover practically brown multi-vitamin piss, the thickest and worst smelling piss you can imagine, all over her disgusting face while screaming things at her like that she’s nothing but a public toilet and she’s lucking she didn’t wake up to me shitting on her like she deserves….It was a desperate time in my life, and Ali Larter’s wearing the shorts….

Pics Via INFPhoto

Posted in:Ali Larter|Shorts

2009

03

Sep

Britney Spears Concert Pictures of the Day

I guess Britney’s been in concert for the last year or so and it makes me really wonder what condition the crotch of these pantless, vagina hugging costumes is in right now, but more importantly, how I am going to get my hands on the shit to give it a lick and see what it tastes like or whether it will get me high because knowing Britney’s hygiene, I am surprised these shit haven’t turned crotchless from the holes the acidity of her pussy juice and her sweat made, and I guess that doesn’t matter, and what does matter is that I have pictures of her performing the other night that look just like all the pics of her performances the last year because it is the same fuckin’ show….

Photos via MavrixPhotoOnline

Posted in:Britney Spears|Concert

2009

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just in a bar and two older ladies walked in wearing the most obnoxious colored party dresses, so I decided to walk up to them, assuming they had no shame and asked if they were celebrating their very senior prom, finguring that at 50, they had no business wearing the shit and needed a bit of a reminder, instead they turned to me and said they were there lookin’ for cock and walked away, reminding me that even 50 year old bitches dressed like clowns want nothing to do with me but at least I have my stepLINKS…..

It’s Shauna Sand’s Birthday!
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People Of Japan Worship Cock
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Because Wednesday is the Bext Day of the Week
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Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Action
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Katie Price Ass Cheeks
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Madonna and Lourdes on Stage Together
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When Asians Impersonate Christopher Walken
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Chewbacca on the Guitar
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Enough With the Fucking Batman Video Games!
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The 9 Hottest Vietnamese Women
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Sean Lennon Posing With a Nipple Recreating Some Famous Photo of His Parents Cuz Milkin Your Name is a Life Long Commitment
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Car Crashes Into a Police Motorbike….
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If There’s Any Way to Try and Steal a Case of Beer, This is It
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If Money Was Designed Today
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jon Gosselin says Kate was abusive
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Miley Cyrus in Homewrecker Short Shorts
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Levi Johnston is Out to Get Sarah Palin and I Love It
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Lara is Blonde and Lovely
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Pinks is Just as Disgusting as Ever
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Meagan Fox Admits She is Completely Crazy
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Kevin Federline is Fatter Than I Am
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Lady Gaga Takes Her Stupidity to the Next Level
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Mischa Shows Off Her Tanlines
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Cop Gets Hit By Car
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Slim Girl Gets Fucked On the Beach
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Forrest Plays With Her Yellow Toy
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Megan’s Face is Beat, But Man She’s Got Some Nice Tits
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I Gotta Admit That the 80’s Version os Carrie Bradshaw is Kind of Hot
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Funky Town
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lohan is Totally Considering Playboy
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Emma Leah is Naked
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Blonde Slut Does It All
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Shakira God Damn
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Christine is Stripping in the Summer
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New york Club Hotties
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Bome Test at Sea – VIDEO
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I Hope Shiloh is the Next Paris Hilton
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Sissy Fag Baby
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Orgasm Gets Ruined By Momma. Hate That.
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Kristen Dunst Turns Crazy
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and More Weird Shit From Japan
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And Actual House Made of Lego
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Babes of the 2009 Open
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DJ AM Smoked Crack, Overdosed, Died. End of Story
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THE HOTTEST STACY KEIBLER PHOTOS EVER TAKEN, PLUS EXCLUSIVE BONUS VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Sep

Mel B and Her Fat Tits of the Day

Mel B has tits, I doubt they are real, but they are real fine to look at, even though I hate fake tits, but the possibility that shit may be just pushed up cuz of her slutty vintage lingerie top, makes it ok, especailly when the rest of her is slowly falling apart as her sex appeal peels away more and more each year like the paintjob on my friend’s house he’s pretty much given up on as he became heavily addicted to pills and developed agoraphobia, so I guess based on that really weird logic, her tits are the only thing to look at in the picture.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews and Mavrix

Posted in:Mel B|Tits

2009

02

Sep

Pink and Her Bulging Muscles are Built Like a Tank of the Day

The argument as to whether Pink is a man or a woman who wants to look like a man who fucks men who like men but don’t want people to know so they date women who look like men or who may just be men and that whole thinks they are women who are just rough because they sing songs with a raspy voice like some kind of whiskey drinkin’ cowboy.

I don’t know if that made sense, but what doesn’t make sense is how anyone can think someone built like Pink is hot and still claim to be straight or why someone like Pink who claims to like men would do this to herself at the gym without being a bull-dyke training for the “dick killin” coalition, where dykes band together and kidnap unsuspecting dudes, rip off their dicks and let them bleed to death in efforts to one day have a world filled with lesbians. It’s on some sci-fi shit, I know, but of these pics seriously scare me, and as a straight man, I can only assume she’s using those muscles to come after me. ut I have a feeling you may like it.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dyke|Muscular|Pink

2009

02

Sep

Pixie Lott’s Stupid Face is Ready to Takeover of the Day

Pixie Lott is going to be the next big thing because her record label and management are paying the paparazzi to release pictures of her. She’s already in the charts in the UK and will be here, so this is the next idol to your hot teenage girls I want to take to Disneyworld the second I can afford to, which will be never or at least around the time they turn 30, so you don’t have to think I’m a predator or anything, I’m just the kind of guy who like to plan my pussy for the future, get in with them when they are young and non-judgemental, cuz older girls can be such bitches who look at me with disgust, when in reality behind all these sleaze is a real classy 40 year old who just happens to smell like fuckin’ urine all the time.
Either way, people find her hot, people like her music, the whole thing is just another story of a bitch getting richer than me before she gets her period and here are the pics of her and in the event you were wondering, she’s 18, so this post isn’t as creepy as you’d probably like, weirdo….

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Pixie Lott

2009

02

Sep

Annalynne McCord in Some Stupid “Dominatrix” Outfit of the Day

Here is Annalynne McCord still pretending she’s famous, you know milking her career and her tits for all she can, because she probably doesn’t realize she is just a one-hit-wonder, but the rest of us do.

I love that she’s walking around with a pen that I’m sure she never leaves her house with, because this taste of fame is her childhood dream playing out and she couldn’t miss up the opportunity to sign random things like people fuckin’ cared.

She is so fucking clueless that she’s even got some sort of finger protector, I guess cuz she assumes that just that many people will be asking her for an autograph, because she doesn’t realize no one cares.

You see, all the interest in her has got to her fuckin head because this is the kind of postive reinforcement that she thinks she deserves. I assume that she has been told how pretty and talented she is all her life, you know the prize pig of the small town community she grew up in, making the reality check that’s coming so exciting because motherfuckers will stop caring and it will all come crashing down and that’s far more enjoyable that her weak attempt at a dominatrix outfit with corset and leather bra, because I guess everything she does is weak.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews and Fame

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Trash

2009

02

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits Hang with Black People of the Day

I don’t know what the deal with KIm Kardashian lookin like some kind of R&B singer like Beyonce or some shit, but I am hoping it involves her releasing a record, because watching her sing and dance like the useless whore she is, would definitely provide me at least 5 minutes of entertainment and in this short attention span/ADD generation, that will feel like a fucking lifetime….but unfortunately, I think she’s doesn’t have the talent needed to do much more than getting fucked badly by Ray J and flauntin her tits like most of the fat girls I know, but I know you all want to get up in this, so I’ll post the pics anyway…

Bonus Brittny Gastineau Girl Brought Out Her Fat Tits For Us to Laugh at cuz She’s a Slob.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

02

Sep

Shauna Sand and Her Boy Toy Showing Off Her Panties of the Day

Shauna Sand is pretty much the closest thing in Hollywood to a washed up prostitute. She’s got the scars and the plastic surgery battle wounds that make her look like she’s fuckin’ melting, which is kinda funny if you think about it, considering the whole reason she got plastic surgery in the first place was to advance her career and to really embrace her sex appeal. Now there isn’t enough plastic surgery technology in the fucking world to save her, but the good news is there will always be homosexual Euro lookin’ boys to take the free ride and pretend to have sex with her, as long as it gives them some visibility in the industry, as workin’ a waiter or bar tending job, just isn’t as effective as it once was…

That said, I’m surprised she’s even wearing underwear, because that’s not the kind of girl I’d expect her to be, but I guess it’s the only tool she can use to keep her pussy and lady parts from falling out of her and dragging behind her on the ground like some kind of disgusting tail.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews


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Posted in:Boy Toy|Panties|Shauna Sand