So I was talkin to my Bajan connection the other day and he went on about Rihanna. Apparently the people of Barbados collectively find her a Rashole and apparently an Rsshole is what Bajan’s call cunts, or twats or bitches who deserve to get beat the fuck up.

He pretty much told me that he knows how Bajan women are, because he is Bajan and no Bajan woman would get away with the shit that Rihanna tries to pull. He said that he knows she made Chris Brown beat her, in typical Bajan woman style and that she made a big deal, like typical Bajan women do and she may have even been punching herself in the face to make the damage look more dramatic.

He went on to tell me that her and Chris Brown are still together, they still come down to Barbados together all the time, where people leave them alone and there’s no paparazzi to catch them in the act, but dude also claimed she’s got a couple local dudes she likes to fuck and that overall she thinks she’s too good for Barbados cuz she came from the fuckin’ gutter and now she’s too important to stay in the nice house she owns, but instead goes to the white person resort, and has pretty much dropped all her old friends and is too good to talk to them now or interact with the locals.

To the rest of the world she’s the pride of Barbados, to Barbados she’s fuckin’ scum and if you’re a paparazzi she will be in Barbados this weekend for something called Cropover, which is their Canival, so you may want to come down here and catch her in the act with Chris Brown.

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