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2009

31

Jul

Taylor Swift in Some Period Short Shorts of the Day

I am not too sure if Taylor Swift’s got her period yet because she’s supposed to be some kind of virgin icon to little girls everywhere, but she’s definitely taking the safety procautions in the event that she does by rockin’ a pair of red shorts. I guess it’s normal when you’re the only girl out of your friends who hasn’t got it yet, it makes you feel inadequate and undeveloped, especially with your string bean body, where you tower over all the other girls.

You know the constant wondering why God is unfair to you every morning when you excitedly check to see if you’ve been spotting, you know if it came to you in the night, because the boys stupidly only like girls who have their periods and big tits, because they don’t realize those girls who have their periods can get teenage pregnant and those big tits are going to be fat as fuck in a few years.

Either way here are her “virgin” legs on set of some movie in some shorts and she’s really not that interesting to look at..maybe she should join the volleyball team…I feel like that’s where she belongs….

Posted in:Period|Shorts|Taylor Swift

2009

31

Jul

Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples of the Day

The thing I love about Jennifer Aniston is watching her fall from the top. At one time she was this nobody actress who hit big with a huge sitcom where she played the hot one who always had hard nipples, guys wanted to fuck her, girls everywhere wanted her hair and you’d be walking down the street and see bitches of all agest rockin’ the shit like Aniston was a fuckin’ cult leader. So she made huge money on the show, married the hottest guy in Hollywood and I’m sure on more than one occassion she stopped, looked herself in the mirror, smiled and said “I can’t believe this is my fuckin’ life, then the show ended, the husband left her and she struggles to get work, but one thing has remained a constant, her nipples are still hard and those nipples got her this far, so there may be hope for her, but I doubt it.

Posted in:Hard Nipples|Jennifer Aniston

2009

31

Jul

Some Tyra Banks Posing of the Day

Before the Tyra Banks show, there was just Tyra Banks, a girl who worked as a bikini model and lingerie model with an amazing body, who kept her fucking mouth shut. But then some asshole producer, thought “shit, I’m gonna give her a talk show” because I guess he felt that since we had no interest in what she had to day since she was on Fresh Prince of Bel Air and shit was scripted, we’d care now, even if our only relationship with her was staring at her tits and dreaming about marrying a picture of her, because not only did it look good, but the Motherfucker didn’t talk back….

And now…she doesn’t shut up….

Here she is doing some photoshoot for something…..

Posted in:Black|Model|Posing|Tyra Banks

2009

31

Jul

A Little Mid-Friday Pick Me Up of the Day

I like to take a minute everyday and reflect on life to convince myself it’s not so bad to prevent me from killing myself. I ususally do that by watching something where I can say that no matter how bad my life is, always remember that at least I’m not Brooke Hogan, her singing career or this fuckin’ performance….I don’t know who convinced her that she’s got what it takes, you know that she’s got talent, but they created a poor girl who is out there embarrassing herself everytime she does what she thinks she is good at and what she thinks is her calling, when honesty would have just put her delusions to rest and she’d be living off her dad’s money like a good little rich girl instead of trying to make it on her own doing something that alienates both herself and her audience because most people feel bad pointing and laughing…I am not one of those people….

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Performs

2009

31

Jul

Some Bai Ling in Some Skimpy Outfit of the Day

It’s hard not to be into a tight Asian body, that even if it’s on some useless, possibly 50 year old, cunt, who really isn’t all that useless if you think about it, because she exposes her nipples on the fuckin’ regular, because it gets the inner pedophile out of you when you get to fuck them and shit won’t get you arrested or shanked in prison for stealing innocence, if if the vagina was so small it made you think you did, but I guess I’ll never know just how small an asian vagina actually is since I am a married man….but I’m sure Bai Ling does, since she has one and I’m also sure she’s done everything in her power to beat that shit up and make it look as big as the other girls in Hollywood, but all her extra meat went to her nipples…

I don’t know what I am talking about. I just wanna put that out there if you’re reading this scratchin’ your head wondering what the fuck I am getting at, assuming someone actually reads this….even though I know they don’t….

Posted in:Bai Ling|Body|Vagina

2009

31

Jul

Apparently this is a Katy Perry Nipple Slip of the Day

Anyone who reads this site knows I have a deep hatred for two things, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. I also hate The Hills, but I can ignore that and everything it encompasses by not watching the show and not paying attention to the asshole cast and their asshole behavior, where as Katy Perry and Lady Gaga pollute my everyday life. Every store I walk into, ever time I turn on the radio, it’s like they have become the soundtrack of my fucking life without my fucking permission and that makes them my fucking enemies…so I can assume the guy who sent in these pictures of a possible Katy Perry nipple slip, doesn’t read the site, because he would know that the thought of some behind the scenes Katy Perry shit doesn’t get me excited even if there is nipple, the only thing worse that pictures of Katy Perry performing would be video with sound, so at least he had some fuckin’ decency….

Since that picture is hard to figure out, I figured I’d give you this Katy Perry in a bikini from the 4th of July that are making the rounds because tits are enough for you to forget how much of an annoying twat she is…

Posted in:Katy Perry|Nipple Slip

2009

31

Jul

Drew Barrymore’s Bikini Top and Bow Tow Weirdness of the Day

I like Drew Barrymore’s strategy to distract us from her face by wearing a fuckin’ bow tie like she’s Porky Pig in a bikini top. I’ve never found her hot, I mean other than when she was in ET but whenever I saw that now I get creepy fucking looks, because people don’t get that I was only a couple years older than her at the time and I didn’t wanna bang her, I just thought she’d grow into something I’d want to fuck when we both hit puberty and not something that looks like a fuckin’ pig in a fuckin’ bow tie

Posted in:Bikini Top|Bow Tie|Drew Barrymore

2009

30

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I remember the first and only time I went on vacation without my wife. It was years ago and I ended up at some cheap ghetto resort in some cheap ghetto island in the Caribbean and the trip cost me around 400 dollars everything incuded, it was brokeback, but then again so is everthing I do.

I remember when I got home, my wife was so furious that I hadn’t called to let her know how I was doing and when I told her it was because I was too busy having fun, she didn’t seem to find that a justifiable excuse.

She also got pissed that I didn’t bring her back any gifts, because I wasn’t talking to her, but what she didn’t know is that I did have a gift from the south for her, shit only showed up 6 to 8 weeks after I got back and got up in her and that’s when she really got pissed. I guess women are just hard to fuckin’ please, so demanding and self absorbed…even for a giving man like me…

Here are my stepLINKS….

You Don’t Need This Weight Ladies, You Just Need a Big Weight
GO

Bikini Contest Showdown
GO

Live Sex….Or Live Masturbation…You Decide….
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I Hope My Divorce is That Much Fun!
GO

Camel Bickles Under a Fat Ho
GO

The 10 Hottest Funny Girls
GO

Who Wants to Date Jacob’s Mom?! I DO!
GO

Ell Macpherson See Through Throwback
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Penny Cruz, I Love You
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Rosanne is a Domestic Hitler
GO

Amber Valletta is Sexy in the Sun
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Cash in Hand?
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Striptease of the Day
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This Bad Girl Bikini Girl Just Looks Like She Can Suck A Dick and Eat A Pussy At The Very Same Time!
GO

Omer Bhetti is Michael Jackson’s Secret Son
GO

Everyone is Disgusted by Bai Ling
GO

Rihanna Looks Like Licorice and I Like it
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Britnni Spells Her Name Retarded, But Man Look At That Ass
GO

Amanda Bynes Is All Grown Up
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Mel Gibson Seems Like He Would Be a Real Riot at a Party
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Lohan Facing $37,500 Unpaid Hotel Bill
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cintia Dicker for BlueMan Bikini Spring/Summer 2009
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Violet Lights One Up
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This Whore Blew Her Husband Away
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I’d Fuck the Doggy Lover Doll, Would You?
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Fucked on Tape
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Sasha Grey is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Ashley Greene is Braless
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TEEN LESBIANS! JOY!
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I Will Gladly Take Bar Rafaeli Off Leo’s Hands
GO

Serena Gibson and Danni Wells Are Topless
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And Here’s a Porn Dita Von Tease Was in Before She Was Famous
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Now Here’s a Gallery of a Couple of Chicks I’d Like to Ravage
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Aubrey O’Day is Disgusting
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gisele in a Fishnet Bosy Stocking
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Karla Spice Wants You to Watch Her Workout
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And More Rihanna
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Now THIS is the Version of Ghost Busters I’ve Been Waiting For
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Bug in a Pussy is Kinda Fucking Gross Man
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http://dlisted.com/node/33189

Stormy Daniels Does Penthouse
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Now That’s a Camel Toe I Can Get Down With
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Jenn Aniston’s Nipples Make Me Like Her Just a Little Bit More
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Stupid Canadian Tits….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl Her Ass and Her Tits…
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VIDEO OF THE DAY

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s My Kind of Girl of the Day

Girls who go out of the house lookin’ like shit, with their hair all crazy and covering their face are girls who don’t mind getting dirty in the bedroom and I’m not talking about STD dirty or smelly pussy dirty, although that is likely, I am talking about the kind of girl who lets you fuck her ass while she’s on her period then begs you to shove your shit covered dick down her throat while she fingers her period pussy and smears the shit all over your wall, only to take a load on her face and not bother showering before leaving…I mean that’s what I imagine she’s like when she’s not all caught up in this lesbian pussy grinding bullshit….and imagining is enough for me because I am kinda scared of the real thing.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Messy

2009

30

Jul

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Fucking Asshole of the Day

I hate this type of person more than you fucking know. I find it insulting that they are famous enough to have the paparazzi follow them. I find it insulting that they have careers and above all I find it depressing that the public actually cares. There constant shitty publicity stunts, like they were actually real celebrities, living actual real celebrity lives, is tired and boring, but for some reason it still gets in the tabloids. I know I don’t give a fuck whether they are pregnant or not, I mean other than the fact that I’d need to find some crazy motherfucker to push her down the stairs to save man kind from the spawn of the fucking devil, but I find stunts like this totally uncreative, unoriginal and boring.

I wouldn’t expect much more out of these fucking idiots, but I’d hope they’d have better things to do with their time, you know just sit at home and count their money from making it this far, instead of plotting cheap, tacky ways to make the fuckin’ news.

That, along with their TV show is all part of the reason why I want these fuckers to just disappear and would like to encourage anyone psycho’s out there to make it happen, because I don’t have that whole kidnap and murder in me, I’m too nice and sane for that, but if someone was to eliminate these people, I think it’d be the ultimate RIP Motherfucker post I could ever hope to write…..

I figure the only publicity stunts I am willing to stomach from these two is the sex tape a staged death like they were Michael Jackson….cuz I’ve had enough of them….

Posted in:Fame Whores|Heidi Montag|Spencer Pratt