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2009

09

Jul

Alessandra Torresani Doesn’t Wear Pants of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is but her name sounds ethnic and like most immigrants she doesn’t know how to dress to fit in. I guess she just figured everyone in America dresses like Lady Gaga because all her songs are on the radio and people are constantly talking about her making her clearly the example to follow, which isn’t a bad thing, but next time, lets home a hot girl is the one doin’ it, because this bitch looks like shit.

Posted in:Alessandra Torresani|Pantsless

2009

09

Jul

David Hasselhoff’s Young Pussy of the Day

Girls are so fucked. I don’t know what the deal is with them but you’d rarely see a dude dating a 60 year old woman just because she was on TV 10 years ago, but for some reason it’s some innate shit in a chick’s brain that makes them need to jump on any guy they’ve seen on TV and it doesn’t matter if he’s good looking, if he smells, if he was on a local commercial or if he is an actual star, the fact that they were in front of a camera is enough to make their panties wet enough that they have to take the shit off and jump on a fuckin’ dick.

I don’t know if it’s groupie behavior or some wanting what they assume everyone else wants and The Hoff is like her trophy or some shit, but I know it happens all the fuckin time, even with good lookin girls and the shit just confuses me.

Posted in:David Hasselhoff|Groupie

2009

09

Jul

Lady Gaga is Gagged of the Day

Lady Gaga’s stunts are getting old fast. We get that she’s desperate enough for attention to hang with Perez Hilton for free advertising, we get that she had no friends growing up and is on some fabricated, unauthentic artist kick, we get she’s just some twat who can sing who created this seriously unlikable character, and we get that her face is fuckin’ disgusting and I guess she does too and that’s why she tries to distract us with her fat chick tits and annoying tranny talk but now she’s done us all a favor and covered the shit up. Sure she’s probably trying to be ironic, or something lame, but I think it’s a real good look she should keep up…

Posted in:Gagged|Lady Gaga

2009

09

Jul

Agyness Deyn Eating of the Day

Models aren’t supposed to eat. What is this craziness. Eating would go against everything they stand for, they do coke and diet coke, they do drinking and chewing gum, they do anorexic and other eating disorders, so seeing this model chowing the fuck down like she was Dan and Roseanne is on some “I hate you mom and dad” rebellious kick, like when a kid goes into art school when his dad is a doctor and planned for him to be a doctor too or some shit…..

So this is for the dudes who like fat chicks and want to see the slow death of a skinny chick cuz if she keeps up this behavior it won’t be long before she’s 300 pounds and it’s all because she’s spent so many years trying to stay skinny. End of a fuckin’ era, which is ok because I don’t find her hot….

Posted in:Agyness Deyn|Eating|Model

2009

09

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been getting hate mail from the Paris BFF trash…she told people it is over for me…I don’t care because I have been getting fan mail from the perverts….

so u had the chance to get upskirt on brittany and u didnt close up or did u and not posting it , shes hot dont u think i would love to see her naked email me back if u have any sexy stuff of her thanks

Here are my stepLINKS….It is almost 7 am and I am drunk…and Here is a Picture of the worst ass ever…

Because Lord Knows If I Don’t See Some Tits, I’m Gonna Kill Someone
And I’m Sure You Feel The Same Way
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Lady Gaga Does Us All a Favor and Covers Her Gross Face Up
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When Grandma Burns Rubber and Runs Over Another Grandma- VIDEO
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The 9 Sexiest Austrian Women
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Pop Lock and Drop IT!!
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I Wanna Bang Monica Cruz
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Tech Support Red Neck Freak Out – AUDIO
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I Almost Forgot What Sacha Baron Cohen Looks Like WHen Not Dressed Up Like Bruno
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Danae is Delicious
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Corey Feldman’s Doodles at Michael Jackson’s Memorial Ceremony
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Now That’s Love….
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Striptease of the Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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If Botox GetsBanned in Hollywood, There’s Gona Be a Whole Lot of Actors Out of Work
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Man, Lohan is Really Bad at Her Career, She Turned Down a Role in The Hangover
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Abigail Clancy’s Boobs Say How Do You Do
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How About a Panty Flash?? Heyyyooo!!
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Sophia Bush and Her Bush and Some Opening Party
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I Don’t Know About You, But Both Cameron Diaz and Hayden Panty-Airs Make Me Want to Puke
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Oscar Meyer Has Flown Off to the Giant Wiener Mobile in the Sky!
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Jennifer Aniston is as Much Bangable as She is Pathetic
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Arielle Kebbel on J.B. Photo Shoot
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Bailey Klien Hoses Herself Down
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True Love Caught on Video
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Tatiata Kozhevnikova Has the Strongest Vagina in the World – VIDEO
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Horny Milf Invades Two Hot Young Vaginas
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Drunk Sluts Go Wild
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ever Wish You Could Go Five Minutes Back?
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The City of London Hates Madonna Which Means It Has One More Thing In Common
With Me Than I Could HAve Ever Imagined
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Willa Ford has Cleavage For Days
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Eve Just Wants to Relax
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Girls Gone Wild is Always Good For a Laugh
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Man Jessica Alba’s Kid is Kind of Ugly
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Gisele and Her Tits By the Pool
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PORN IS NOW ILLEGAL IN THE UKRAINE
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Man, Chris Brown Seems Like a Real Fucking Asshole
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SPAAAAAACE JUNNNNNNNNK
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Man Japanese Anime is Really Fucking Weird Sometimes
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Lindsay Lohan Begs For Work on Ellen
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Girls Gone Wild, Before They Were Stars
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Are You NEar Sighted? Find Out Via Bikinis!
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Sluts on Bicycles
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Fat Chick Tit
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Cameron as Madonna
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2009

08

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Desperate Ex-BFF Speaks Out for Drunkenstepfather of the Day

I unfortunately met Paris Hilton’s BFF, Brittany Flickinger, when she was doing some cross Canada bootleg tour, where clubs would pay her next to nothing to show up, whether it be a couple hundred bucks, gas money or a hotel room, all on a quest to stay relevant.

I told her about the site, she had never heard of it, but was willing to do a video because she needed to get her side of her irrelevant story no one cares about out there. Apparently, she is being slandered in the media as Paris promotes her new BFF show, because the most common question asked is what happened to the last BFF, I mean isn’t a BFF Forever…it’s fucking name of the show you liars…

Paris doesn’t actually care about these people, she just cares about the money, I mean the concept of the show is so bad, you can’t have a soul to participate in it and dropping her fake BFF and needing a new BFF for season 2 just comes with being a vapid hooker….

Well the ex-BFF is upset about it. This is all too confusing for me. But more importantly…none of this actually matters…

But when it’s the only thing on your resume, I get why this twat went on about how Paris was all over her for 6 months, always wanting to hang out, always wanting to be seen together, and the BFF failed to realize it was all a fucking lie and part of the promotional machine that is Paris Hilton.

The second she did what needed to be done, she dropped this bitch like she should, because this bitch is just a latch on fame whore, obviously, who would compromise herself and her dignity to be on a show called Paris Hilton’s BFF to get into the limelight…a light that she got addicted to and is realizing now is a light that is fading fuckin’ fast, if not already burnt out…

So instead of going back to wherever she is from and shutting the fuck up about it and waiting for the world to forget this lapse in judgement, she’s doing an interview with me…and if that isn’t a sign of how sad and destroyed she is, it is a sign of how pathetic she is.

Upon telling her she is a worthless latch on piece of shit when she rejected to get naked on camera for us,she went from not being Paris’ BFF to not being my BFF. In fact, her manager threatened to have me killed, we didn’t get that on video.

BONUS – Here is Brittany Flickinger on a rant that makes pretty much no fuckin sense because she’s fucking crazy….I think this is her acting but I’m not sure….

Posted in:Brittany Flickinger|Paris BFF|stepINTERVIEW|stepTV

2009

08

Jul

Megan Hauserman and her Trashy Everything of the DaY

I don’t watch garbage TV shows like Rock of Love, but I do know tacky pieces of trash women when I see them. You know the cunts who live the fuckin fake tit, fake hair, fake tan, fake designer purses, ugly obnoxious dog cliche and there’s nothing hot about no money acting like a whore who married an old rich guy because they are lazy but don’t mind fucking a lot to get what they want and the whole thing is fuckin’ desperate, but I guess not as desperate as leaving your job as a cocktail waitress at a seedy stripclub to be on shitty reality shows that don’t deserve to be on TV but are on TV because there are so many fuckin’ channels and they need to fill the shit up somehow, but I guess when you have no shame and are a piece of trash, there is no thing as being desperate and instead you’re at the fuckin’ top of your game right now, right? I don’t get why guys find this kind of pudgy garbage worth lookin’ at, maybe I’m gay, but I think it’s got more to do with her not being worth stickin’ my dick in, regardless of me having no standards or not…

Posted in:megan hauserman|Tits|Trash

2009

08

Jul

Ginger Spice Tits in a Disney Shirt of the Day

Ginger Spice went out dressed like a bubbly 12 year old with tits in some Disney T-shirt, like she was on her way to Girl Guides or to go on a bike ride with friends to watch the boys in their class play basketball or some shit, unfortunately, her face wasn’t up for the lie.

Posted in:Geri Haliwell|Tits

2009

08

Jul

Megan Fox and Her Ass in a Skirt of the Day

I remember meeting a pornstar named Sasha Grey and she was dressed like a school teacher. I thought the irony was hot, not that I know what irony is, but every other pornstar, who was far less dirty than Sasha Grey was dressed in cheap sex store outfits, and despite hating her porn because it’s too dirty for me, and I prefer my whores to be everyday girls gone bad, and not weird goth girls who do what they do because they pretend its some artistic venture when in reality they just want attention and were molested by their dad’s or some shit, I thought it was interesting.

Seeing Megan Fox in a similar outfit is far less interesting because I know that behind this pencil skirt you’d want to see on a librarian who lets her hair down, you know she’s goin home to fuck David from 90210, because Megan Fox is sex on the surface, it’s all an act and attempt to be a sex icon, when in reality I can tell she doesn’t gag on cock or take it up the ass and I for one, am tired of the lies.

Posted in:Ass|Megan Fox|Skirt

2009

08

Jul

Hayden Panettiere Steals Babies of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere pullin a Michael Jackson and stealing a fuckin baby to do god knows what with. I’m thinking she’s taking the kid to join her carnival, you know get them in when they are young so they don’t remember the outside world, but maybe someone will walk in on her trying to shove it into her uterus due to mental issues that stem from having her heart broken by her one true love who she wanted to spend the rest of her life with and have a family with in a “Look what you made me do” kinda way.

Either way, I predict there is going to be some kind of out of court settlement, if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Baby|Hayden Panettiere|Theif