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2009

09

Jun

Ginger Spice Sitting in Cars in Dresses of the Day

I wrote an unispired post on Ginger Spice in a bikini yesterday, so here’s the follow-up uninspired post of her in a dress in a car. The only thing we can learn from this bitch is if you get your start by being a nude model or stripper, you may just end up a Spice Girl with more money to do with 15 years later, so next time a girl drops the whole “I’d send nudes but….” follow-up with that, cuz it’s a proven fact that chicks who take naked pics of themselves have more chances becoming famous than girls who keep that shit in lockdown, maybe because of a confidence it takes in being naked, taking a naked pic and sending it off, but I think it just has to do with dudes liking naked bitches.

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Posted in:Dress|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice

2009

09

Jun

I Can’t Believe This Monster Was Ever on TV of the Day

Here’s the monster who played Blossom. I rememeber wondering what the fuck the Network was thinking by putting something that looked like this onto their hit show. I knew it would mind fuck pubescent boys into thinking there was something hot about her, just because she was on TV and was the main character of a show they watched, making them think their was something wrong with them if they found her as fucking disgusting as she is.

When I first came to America and jumped into a class in a small country school there was limited young pussy, but for some reason the girl who was regarded as the hot one was a mutant like this Blossom bitch. I’d sit there wondering why she had the ego and the guys chasing her when I thought she belonged driven a couple hundred miles into the woods and released back to nature.

Maybe it had something to do with the 80s and ugly chicks being seen a hot, but I think it had to do with the popular group of guys being faggots who really just wanted each other, but I still doubted myself and found myself trying to jerk off to her and losing my boner, making me think I was fucked up.

The media has a responsibility to put attractive people on screen, so that the world doesn’t get confused and think there is a place for the ugly people, I mean in a sexual way, because ugly people are good at doing low level jobs good lookin’ people are too good lookin’ to do…

And here is Blossom now….

Posted in:Blossom|Monster

2009

09

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Rocks Some Little Shorts of the Day

There’s a rumor that Lohan was wearing an engagement ring, that I assume she got from Samantha Ronson and the whole thing is pretty gay, you know, since they are lesbians, but not as gay as the dude I met in a bar when I was wasted who took a liking to me, who followed me around everywhere I went, who went so far as to jump on my back for a piggyback ride and who asked to spend the night at my house, despite the numerous times I told him I was a married man who didn’t roll like that, who fed me roofies, or something that led me to not remember anything from the night, but he was nice enough to drop me an email yesterday that read “you, me and a tub of butter is heaven” and I found a 50 in my pants, so I am really not sure what that’s all about, but I’m gonna pretend I didn’t let him give me a blowjob because I’m sure I didn’t, that’s not really what I am into but the only thing I am really sure of right now are Lohans hot skinny legs in shorts…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shorts

2009

09

Jun

Paris Hilton Flashes Some Panty of the Day

I am the first to admit that I don’t really keep on the pulse of what’s going on in pop culture. I always feel a few steps behind because I am not a 16 year old girl and I never really cared about celebrities. I just kinda fell into this shit and have no real passion for it.

It seems like I’m still fixated on the bitches who came up with me over the last 6 years, I mean not that I’m really up, but I have probably written more than 500 posts on Paris Hilton so it feels like we kind of have a relationship, even if it is one-sided and the whore doesn’t know I exist and I wish I didn’t know she existed, but for some reason all she has to do is flash a little panty, and I go against what I know is right, and post it anyway, because there’s little else going on out there and it is almost second nature and that depresses me more than seeing Paris’ panties, which actually doesn’t depress me at all, since it is the only article of clothing she really needs to be wearing, you know covering her ratty, drippy, scabby cunt is actually a public service….but she may want to try to keep her man-hands out of the picture cuz that’s the kind shit that can turn a generation homo.

Posted in:Panty|Paris Hilton

2009

09

Jun

Cassie Speaks About Her Nude Pics of the Day

Cassie was on the radio explaining how you go from being a private whore, you know because all you girls out there have taken nude pics for your boyfriends and there’s really nothing wrong with that, if anything it is fucking hot, until the boyfriend becomes bitter that you cheated on him and decides to release the shit out of spite, or until your “GMAIL” gets hacked by your management company because they know your album is about to drop and people still have no fucking idea who you are.

I like getting in on the aftermath of showing the world your pussy in picture, so watch the interview if it’s like porn to you, like it is for me, since I’m a fucking creepy voyeuristic weirdo who wants to see every girl’s vagina.

Posted in:Cassie|Interview|Nude Pics

2009

09

Jun

Meital Dohan is and Israeli Actress in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know much about Israel. I do know it’s a country that was built on some Arab country’s land to give Jews a home because the world felt bad about them during the Holocaust.

I have a few friends from the local Starbucks who got to visit Israel for free because they were Jewish and some organization wanted to brainwash them into feeling guilty that they weren’t in Israel defending their promised land.

I hear they have good beaches, hot bitches, and that Israeli Jews are more hardcore, fun and interesting that North American jews who are whiny, wheezy, wimpy and have this superiority complex and think the rest of the world doesn’t exist, making them annoying to be stuck behind in line, or serving in a restaurant, not to mention a lot of the girls look like rats, with their weird hook noses, eyes that are too close together and health issues all from inbreeding, I mea some of them have dad’s who were smart enough to marry a non-Jew to get some new genes in the pool, or are nice enough to buy beauty with plastic surgery, the right clothes, and weekly hair appointments, so they aren’t ALL gremlin-lookin motherfuckers…

So I have no idea who Meital Dohan is, but she’s an Israeli actress, she’s on the beach and here tit is falling out of her bikini and it’s alright….

Video Via: ProseBeforeHos

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Meital Dohan|Nipple

2009

09

Jun

Bridget Marquardt’s Stupid Whore Socks of the Day

I go to stripclubs and there’s been this trend the last few years for the whores to wear these leg warmers and I don’t really understand why. It’s like every tacky bitch needs to keep half her calf covered so that she can still put on her stripper shoe. I’ve run it through my head a few times, trying to figure out what anyone would find hot about this shit, like is it for foot fetishists to cum on toes, because there’s no real functionality for this shit, you know socks are to cover your feet in your shoes, so that means it’s just a stripper trend, and stripper trends are even funnier a concept than half socks, you know because strippers are trash, unless that stripper trend is turning tricks with clients in the booth…..because lookin’ and partially touching doesn’t really satisfy needs, it just cockteases and that should be a fucking crime.

Good morning world. Let’s get this started.

Posted in:Bridget Marquart|Socks|Whore

2009

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day



I don’t endorse anything. I hate pretty much everything, but I was brought to see The Hangover today by a friend of mine and shit made me laugh. I rarely laugh in movies, they usually piss me off, but it was actually surprisingly good enough, and that is saying a lot. Sure the story was retarded, but I can always rip shit apart and find flaws in everything, but sometimes it’s just nice to take shit at face value, makes life a little less miserable.

I am not getting paid by The Hangover, but I should be, because me endorsing shit is a big fucking deal for the site, but I guess since no one reads what I write, it won’t make much of a difference to their ticket sales.

Personally, I Prefer Ryan Seacrest’s Highschool Look
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Suicide Pact Friends
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A Slightly Gayer Side of Star Trek, As If It’s Not Gay Enough Already
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Ashley Tisdale Upskirt Pics
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Some Semi Hot Slut From a UK Band I Have Never Heard Of Almost Has an Upskirt
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Megan Fox at the Transformer’s Premiere Lookin’ Pretty Alright…
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Top Gun Remake, Because I Have Never Flown a Jet and Neither Have You
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Nicole Kidman is Really Fucking Gross
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I’m Kind of Feeling Beyonce’s Giant Shoulder Pads Look
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Inner Monologue of a Guy At His Girlfriend’s Friend’s Graduation
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Don’t Really Understand What’s Happening Here, But I Know For Sure That Guy is Dead
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Striptease of the Day
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Piranha 3D Looks Like Its Going to Be the Best Movie Ever
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Lohan is Losing Her Beautiful Mind
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Lady Gaga Doesn’t Look Quite as Stupid as She Usually Does
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Honestly, Everything About Megan Fox Just Fucking Bugs Me Lately
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And Now, the Future of Video Games
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Audrey Bitono and Shawna Lenee
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Okay, Well This Bitch Obviously Swallows
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Goldie Hawn Thinks Her Daughter is a Slut
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Take It Off Baby, Take It All Off
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katrina Alone in the Bedroom
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This Bitch Addicted to Plastic Surgery Injected Cooking Oil Into Her Own Fucking Face
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Mutual Masterbation!!!
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Katy Perry, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Dita Von Tease is a Topless Slut
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I’m No Moralist, But I Think Fucking Your TV Brother is Kind of Weird
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Dasha is Busty
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This Broad in Spanish Vogue is totally Bangableß
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Sandy and Her Upskirt
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Pete Doherty Just Doesn’t fucking Learn
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WANT YA BOOTY
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Not Your Typical Porn Star
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Bottoms Up
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Hey There Tits McGraw
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The Truth Behind Conan’s Backdrop
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Pussy on Webcam is Still Better than No Pussy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

08

Jun

Kelly Carlson and Her Bikini of the Day

I wasn’t in the mood to go to a bar, it is getting too repetitive for me. You know same ugly, depressing, useless people, too much booze, waste of money, horrible hangover is getting boring. So I went to a rich friend’s house instead and motherfucker decided to hire a craiglsit whore. She was this busty blonde girl who was probably 20 years old and whores just don’t work how they used to.

First of all, bitch made us fill out a fucking form, like we were applying for welfare or a fucking job or some shit, I refused and just watched my friend fuck her in some seriously uninpsired sex, while I went over her pricelist and was really comfortable in the fact that she offered bareback blowjobs, deep french kissing, cum swallowing and a whole other list of shit I wouldn’t want to pay for, knowing that that night alone, 10 other dudes probably paid for it.

The whole thing was uninspiring, but Kelly Carlson filming this scene for Nip/Tuck in a white bikini is. It brings me hope that one day I won’t have to pay 100 dollars to cum in a bitch that looks like this and I’ll get it for free.

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Carlson

2009

08

Jun

Amy Winehouse and Her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why Amy Winehouse always seduces me with her scabby pussy. She must know that rotting flesh, lepers and bacterial infections are all my fetishes. It’s like she meets all the requirements I have in a woman, from money, to instability and addiction, to emaciated disgusting bodies with tits, to Judaism, cuz there’s no way I want a non-Jew baby, just because Jews have it easy, you know since that whole Holocaust thing, and none of that matters because she’ll never be mine, but the pictures to jerk off to will, I’ll just have to ignore the chubby normal lookin chick and the underage island girls, cuz otherwise that’d be creepy…

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini