2009
10
Jun
Here is the hottest fucking picture I have ever seen of Katy Perry. Seeing her face down in the fucking grass like she had just been raped and killed, or really just killed, ideally a slow painful death, filled with agony as karma for the pain she has caused us with her career, is fucking hot to me, I seriously just came all over my dog’s little black face….
Posted in:Cocktease|Katy Perry
2009
10
Jun
Here is Hayden Panettiere and her weird looking hips, that I guess look like that because she doesn’t have enough leg to support her needs, so she’s busting out sideways, cuz it’s the only way to go. So she’s short, stalky and not really a girl I’d want to get with, unless I was touring with a circus, and she was the only realy pussy other thatn the bearded lady on the fuckin’ bus, so we are all forced to pass this bitch around, you know it’s lonely as a carni and you make do with what you’re given, not that I’ve ever been in a circus, or really turned down midget pussy, but sometimes it is nice to pretend.
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Hips|Jeans
2009
10
Jun
I have this fantasy of lesbian slumber parties that involves a group of teenage girls having pillow fights in their boyshort underwear because I am fucking cliche and that’s what lesbian slumber parties are all about. You know that whole experimental bullshit where you can sit around the next day and giggle about how dykey you were the night before, but halfway into the fantasy that Katy Perry song comes on and I look to find the asshole who turned it on and it’s fucking’ Samantha Ronson in her hat djing the lesbian slumber party event, forcing me to jump off of the tree branch I am perched on, where I am peeping in on the lesbian slumber party because I wasn’t invited since I have a cock and because I am an old pervert who scares teenage girls having pillow fights in their boyshort underwear.
I feel like Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s slumber parties aren’t as eventful as the lesbian slumber parties I dream about, but I wouldn’t mind seeing it.
Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|See Through
2009
10
Jun
This is some disgusting, 50 year old TV presenter from Scottish TV named Lorraine Kelly and she is showing off her junk to the world while riding a tank. I assume she’s just smitten with all the manly soldiers and trying to live out some fantasy, that lead her to no wear panties that day, knowing she’d get one of them to jump her if she showed her pussy just right, but I guess it could just be bad timing on her part and good timing on the pervert photographer’s part and all I can reallly think about is how many cocks have been in and out of that shit in the last 50 years and as disgusting as that thought is, it makes me want to dig in and have a taste, but that’s just because I’m not well mentally.
Point of all this is to say, I don’t see vagina and I don’t see panty, I just see some Barbie doll genitals and this whole post is really weird on my part…I’ll pull it together after lunch.
Posted in:Lorraine Kelly|Upskirt
2009
10
Jun
A really overweight, unattractice, annoying supermodel. I hate that the world has made this cunt and her cunt behavior and her cunt attitude famous. It’s like you know when she’s prancing down the fuckin’ airport in her desiger clothes, with everyone lookin’ and pointing at her, wondering how those ankles support that body, she is thinking to herself how amazing she is. You know thinking she’s some kind of Diva, because the public and media say she is, without actually taking a minute to hate her fuckin’ self. The whole thing offends me and that’s all I have to say about that.
2009
10
Jun
Her name is Simone Lambe, she is dating some footballer from Germany named Michael Ballack. She was smart enough to get knocked up by the motherfucker in 2001 and keep the baby, because apparently he’s some kind of superstar over there, and as a groupie, who’s been through the hoops before knows, just fucking the motherfucker won’t keep him around, you need a tangible thing to keep him coming back, and usually groupie pussy isn’t enough of a tangible thing, but for most people babies are. It’s that whole guilt of having them show up on your doorstep 18 years down the road and all the headaches that come with that, so it’s easier to just suck it up and show up and be a dad, I guess.
Anyway, since that first baby they’ve had two more, and even got married in 2008, so her plan fuckin’ worked, it just took 8 years and here is her mom body in a bikini in Miami by the pool…and I am posting it because I am all about posting bikini pictures even if I’ve never heard of the people in them….
Posted in:Bikini|Michael Ballack|Pool|Simone Lambe
2009
10
Jun
People are saying this is the Adriana 40 minute porn scene that was shot before she was a super model.
I don’t really do good with face recognition and shit like that, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it is true.
So many girls fuck on camera, it’s just the world we live in, whores are whores and people seem to still want to fuck them because fucking is fun.
If it is her, it puts the rumors of her being a virgin all those years to rest, I mean not that it matters since she’s pregnant and married now, but I like living in the past.
I guess she could have blocked this out, seeing as it is pretty uneventful, maybe even a low point in her life, or maybe since she just takes it up the ass in the parts I saw, she is technically a virgin, just not a very wholesome one you’d expect her to be, but crazy Catholic people take shit literal, so I guess getting paid to fuck on camera is okay if not in the pussy, but none of that really matters, Lima is one of the hotter girls out there, so this, if it is reality should be exciting for you.
NSFW….and I seriously doubt this is her….I mean it doesn’t look like her at all….I feel bad for lying to you motherfuckers and saying it was….But this seriously was emailed to me…and I figured any excuse to post hardcore porn on the site is good enough for me….
Posted in:Adriana Lima|Sex Tape
2009
10
Jun
I’ve been blasting dance music all night, because I wanted to practice my dance moves and my napkin throws, because I’ve decided to become a Chachi. I figure that’s where all the hot pussy is and 90 percent of those dudes are just 9-5 millionaires with a credit card, so I figure I shouldn’t sell myself short and hang in these dives with fat digusting pieces of shit, it’s a new beginning, I can feel the love generation. Motherfuckers.
That will never happen. I’m just pretending. The truth is that I’m feeling depressed that I’ve never gone to the porn theater here in Montreal, it’s been sitting there for years and I’ve always neglected the potential goodtime, out of fear of it being a gay pick-up spot, but that’s all gonna change, because that Chachi shit didn’t work out to well, and I’m onto other new beginnings…We’re serving new beginnings all fuckin’ night. Motherfuckers.
Here is my Twitter
Here are my stepLINKS….
Did Jessica Biel Shit Her Pants Or Something
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The Creepiest Firrest Fire PSA EVER
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Guess That Reality Stars Huge Tits
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Real Life Packman
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh are Topless
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Think YOU Can Fight a Bear?!
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How to Get Rid Of Your One Night Stand the Next Day – A Power Point Presentation
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Suzie and Carina Get Down
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Dissin The Irish and Hatin’ on Leprechauns
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Toni Braxton Upskirt Throwback
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I Like Megan Fox Best When She is Seen and Not Heard
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Holy Fuck Emma Watson is Lookin’ Good
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Former President Bush Has A Bikini Lady On His Lap
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Meg Ryan is Lookin’ Bangable in This Gallery
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Adam Lambert is GAY. I AM Shocked. SHOCKED!
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Jodie Starr Gallery
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Chick Fight Surprise!!!
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Francesca Gets Naked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Andi Valentino Nudie Gallery
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Models Falling Is Always Good for a Laugh
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Eva Angelinz Gallery
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Robert Pattison Could Walk Around San Francisco With a Rainbow-Colored Dildo that Shot Fireworks Sticking Out of His Ass and That’d Be Less Gay than Picking Kristen Stewart Over Megan Fox.
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Alyssa Milano Gallery
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OMG IT’S ZACH MORRIS!!!
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Amateurs Are Something We Could All Use More Of
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There’s Never Enough Black and White Nude Galleries
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I’d Let Sophie Monk Ride Me All Day Long
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Audrina Patridge Does Las Vegas
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Gordon Ramsay Is Not Sorry for Calling Out a Stupid Lesbian Pig When He Sees One
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John Voight Hates Barack Obama
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See Chicago The Only Way Way It Was Meant to Be Seen
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Get Some Kicks and Put a Girl Through College in the Process!
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The Hottest Models NYC Has To Offer
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Brutally Honest and Immature Reviews
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Some Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
09
Jun
Here’s some viral video campaign that I thought was promoting Binge Drinking, but realized it was actually saying it is bad, even though I’ve been a career binge drinking the last 2 decades and it’s worked alright for me, I mean sure I’m fat, unhealthy, unmotivated, unsuccessful, poor, pathetic and all that, but I’ve had some pretty fucking funny times. They’ve managed to leave out the most important product of binge drinking and that’s fingerbanging the fat chick on the dancefloor, or even worse, bringing her home for a fuck. I thought it was a good effort, but maybe that’s just because I like the guy’s accent.
Posted in:Ad|Binge Drinking
2009
09
Jun
I saw The Hangover last night and Heather Graham still has it going on. I was surprised that I’ve ever hated on her for getting older and dumpy. Sure, maybe I am just seduced by the breast feeding scene where she busts out her near perfect tit, reminding me of jerking off to Boogie Night scenes, but I think there’s more to it than that. Here she is at the premiere in Ireland in a shredded dress that reminds me of the condition of the dresses of most girls I get with after I am through with them, not because I am an animal in the bedroom, but because dragging them up the stairs to my apartment usually does some damage.
Posted in:Dress|Heather Graham
