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2009

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Jun

Amy Winehouse and Her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why Amy Winehouse always seduces me with her scabby pussy. She must know that rotting flesh, lepers and bacterial infections are all my fetishes. It’s like she meets all the requirements I have in a woman, from money, to instability and addiction, to emaciated disgusting bodies with tits, to Judaism, cuz there’s no way I want a non-Jew baby, just because Jews have it easy, you know since that whole Holocaust thing, and none of that matters because she’ll never be mine, but the pictures to jerk off to will, I’ll just have to ignore the chubby normal lookin chick and the underage island girls, cuz otherwise that’d be creepy…

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2009

08

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Some See Through Shit of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of mindfuck Samantha Ronson has played on Lindsay Lohan, but I can assume it’s some pretty fuckin potent. Not only did this nobody, rich kid, “DJ” take the hurting actress and turn her into a fuckin lesbian, but now she’s got her in a chase around the fuckin’ world.

Not only can Lindsay Lohan do better for herself with hotter pussy, but letting Ronson fuck off, will free up some time to focus on her career instead of obsessing over this manipulative bitch. Unless it is all lies for the media, which would probably make the most sense…you know to stay in the media and keep the paparazzi takin’ pics and who reall cares….

I’m just ready for a Lohan comeback because she’s not going to be 22 forever and here she is showing off some see thru bullshit that isn’t see thru over the weekend in the UK.

Here she is leaving her hotel showing some stomach…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2009

08

Jun

Elle Macpherson’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Elle Macpherson’s nipples are hard. That’s the story. Not much more to say about it. I could talk about jerkin’ off to her in 1989, but why bother, I’m trying to move on here, you know focus on the younger pussy, the fresher pussy, the pussy that isn’t mom pussy, or retired pussy, or my wife’s greasy pussy, so that’s all I want to say about that.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Hard Nipples

2009

08

Jun

Britney Spears Topless in her Video of the Day

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These pictures are doing the rounds, thanks to some horny fan who wanted to zoom into a pole dancing scene in one of her music videos, only to discover what he hoped he’d discover, like a fucking explorer finding America, or a treasure hunter finding the fuckin’ gold, like his life work of being a creepy pervert weirdo finally fuckin’ paid off, because Britney’s not wearing pasties, she’s wearing temporary tattoos, but her nipple is stickin’ through, in some kind of easy access to feed babies and me between shots, and I’m posting the pictures making me as lame as the dude who went out and got these screenshots..

Posted in:Britney Spears|Topless

2009

08

Jun

Geri Halliwell in Her Bikini on Vacation of the Day

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I am in the school of thought that a real hot body only comes on an 18 year old girl and when I look at anything older that 25, I usually get turned the fuck off. From the haggard crows feet, to the fat uterus from baby making, to the desperate attempts to keep things sexy, like wearing wedge heels to give the illusion of longer and leaner legs, and I realize that I am pushing 300 pounds and my wife is even fatter than me, so I really don’t have a authority to shit on Geri Halliwell, but I wouldn’t mind if I did, because I may be against scat, but when it involves an ex-Spice Girl, I’ll bring the shit.

Either way, she’s on vacation with some sun burnt dude and these are the pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Geri Halliwell

2009

08

Jun

Brett Michaels Gettin’ Dropped at the Tony Awards of the DAy

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Nothing says Rock and Roll legend like getting beat the fuck up by the stage at the gayest fucking award show of the year. Seriously, I heard one of the many producers ran to his rescue and tried to give him cocktails and disco drugs before trying to give him mouth to mouth to his penis. It’s one of those get the straight guy when he’s down situations and it is all karma for his rock of love show.

Either way, this made me laugh.

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2009

08

Jun

Jessica Alba is Still Alive of the Day

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In case you are wondering, Jessica Alba is still alive. She hasn’t killed herself yet, she’s just killed her career. It’s one of those let your emotional neediness dictate what’s best for you situations, and instead of just letting that Cash Warren asshole take his herpes elsewhere, she had to go and sabotage his life but taking his cum rag and and wringing it out into her womb. At least society will have its revenge on her as she slowly gets more and more obsolete, like this computer I am trying to post with, only with floppier mom tits and here is her bra strap holdin’ them shits up.

Posted in:Alive|Jessica Alba

2009

08

Jun

Megan Fox is at the Airport of the Day

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Megan Fox was spotted at the airport going on some international flight, possibly to save Aids babies, or maybe to protest with the Sri Lankans, you know, use her celebrity to make a fucking difference, but I’m pretty sure its for some self-righteous bullshit, like work, and that’s okay, because just being Megan Fox is like a community service to so many virgins and dudes who can’t get laid, that she might as well be awarded the Nobel Prize for some bullshit, and I just like how her greasy, slicked face looks like she just got fucked proper, and at the airport too, I mean what can’t this whore do?

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2009

08

Jun

Diddy Leaving Miley Cyrus’ House of the Day

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I am not fucking joking, these are pictures of Diddy leaving Miley Cyrus’ house, because the only thing gangster about this motherfucker is that he had Biggie killed to advance his pussy, candy-coated Hollywood career. I mean seriously, when rappers are seen hanging with Miley Cyrus or leaving her house, and they aren’t R. Kelly pissing on her face, it confuses me. Sure, I hate Diddy to begin with, he blocked me and all his artists on Twitter, because dude’s got a fuckin’ vagina, but I find this kind of behavior just proves he just got his period for the first time last week.

Here’s Miley Performing at Some Free Concert This Weekend for the Perverts with No Taste…

Posted in:Diddy|Miley Cyrus

2009

08

Jun

Kate Walsh and her Divorcee Tits of the Day

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Like all recently single whores, here’s Kate Walsh showing off some tit for some male attention.See, I don’t know who this bitch is, but I can tell her pussy is dripping, sure it could have to do with the fact that she’s ovulating, and hungry for sperm, but I like my recently divorced angle, cuz it just makes sense to me. Every girl I know who gets out of a relationship, turns into the town whore fucking as many cocks as possibl for a solid few months, before getting locked down again, because one of those cocks has enough money to stick with, it’s just a vagina thing and it all starts with the lowcut shirts…and ends with the herpes scabs..

Posted in:cleavage|Kate Walsh