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2009

05

Jun

Eva Longoria in some Bikini Bullshit Part 2 of the Day

I feel like I’ve already done this post, mainly because I have. I just figured you’d want to see the rest of the pictures of Eva Longoria in her bikini, because you haven’t missed an episode of desperate housewives since shit started, either because you’re a pussy and your wife makes you do it, or because you have a pussy or wish you had a pussy and you’re just trying to relate to what pussy finds relevant and entertaining, or cuz you like lookin at this dirty Mexican’s hot little body.

Posted in:Bikini|Eva Longoria

2009

05

Jun

Tila Tequila Being Sexy on Webcam of the Day

Keeping with her roots of a glorified cam girl, who managed to limit her cam shows to her rich myspace friends who would send her money to Paypal on her quest to be famous, Tila’s decided to give us a look at what people used to pay to see and she’s in lingerie and dancing like a stripper, humping the camera, shoving her tits in ther camera and it’s pretty fuckin’ hot, despite the constant hate I send the bitch on twitter, more girls need to know their place like Tila do.

Posted in:Hot Video|Tila Tequila

2009

05

Jun

Audrina for Carl’s Jr of the Day

We don’t have Carl’s Jr here, but I used to have a friend who worked somewhere that got press packages from Carl’s Jr and everytime they’d release a burger they’d send him a cardboard cut out of it, and byt the looks of some of their burgers, you’d think just holding the cardboard cut out made you fuckin’ fatter. I used to get him to give me those cutouts so that I could torment my wife.

I’d put shit all over the house the days she announced she was going on a diet. I’d just bust it out randomly, because for her a burger was what pussy was for me, or what little boy ass is to a pedo.

I remember when we’d fuck, she’d make me put one of the burgers over my face and bitch would rock my cock better than normal, unfortunately, it’d make her hungry and she’d run out for a late night burger when I’d pass out and that was all part of her 150 pound weight gain.

It was all very fuckin’ fat, but not as fat as when she planned a solo trip to the states to experience the burger first hand and took pictures like she met the fuckin’ President or some shit.

Either way, they got Audrina to do the add, because despite having fat tits, her body’s rockin’ and a rockin’ body is a lot more appealing to market a burger than seeing some stretch-marked sloppy piece of shit of fat chick…

Yes, these are the same people that brought you Paris Hilton car wash.

Here’s their Alba commercial…

Here’s there Hot CHick on a Mechanical Bull commercial…

Here’s that Padma chick’s commercial….

And the Paris Hilton commercial….

Posted in:Ad|Audrina|Carl's Jr

2009

05

Jun

A Little Haylie Duff Walking Her Dog of the Day

It must suck being in her younger sister’s shadow. Not as pretty, not ass successful, not as well put together, forcing her to spend a life trying to prove herself to her family, and in this case, the world. So she goes out and gets a shitty nose job, thinking that’ll be the remedy to why she has never had work other than being on Hilary Duff’s payroll cuz she’s family, and I almost feel sorry for her, so sorry that I’d finger bang her ugly ass on the dancefloor while her dog watched. Not that that makes sense but I’m just waking up and hurting.

What does make sense is that the dog should be walking her. Or maybe that doesn’t make sense either. At this point nothing makes sense.

Posted in:Dog|Haylie Duff|Shorts

2009

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate going to bed at 6 in the morning. It is too late. I haven’t touched coke in months and this is hurting.

Here are my links….

Find. Sluts. Here.
GO

Here Comes The Bride…And Her BIG Ass
GO

Anything With Lego Makes ME Happy
GO

How About a Chuck Norris Paintball Mural
GO

Some Pics of the Sluts From Girls Aloud
GO

My How Children’s Television Has Changed
GO

Emmea Watson Kind of Looks Like a Little Boy
And The Obly Thing Worse Than That Is That It Kind of Turns Me On
GO

Why Hello Susana Alves
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Based on This Video, I’m Willing to Put Money That One or Both of
Britney’s Kids Are Going to Homos
GO

Pig Flu and BBQ!!
GO

Striptease of the Day – A Collection
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Okay SEriously, Beth Ditto Needs to Lose Some Fucking Weight OR She is Going to Die
GO

Sacha Baron Cohen is Getting Sued Again
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I Don’t Know Who Kirsty Gallacher is But Bitch is REALLY See Through
GO

Here’s Some of the Last Pictures of David Carradine
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Holy Shit Kelly Clarkson Just Keeps Getting Bigger!
GO

Alicia Silverstone is Still Alive!
GO

Kendra Works The Pole
GO

JACKOS KIDS ARE UNMASKED!!!
GO

Shawna in the Backyard!
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And That’s Why You Don’t Pull a Knife on the Cops
GO

A Group of MILFs….
GO

Teen Sybian Roller Coaster Ride
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

More Megan Fox
GO

A Collection of Big Ol’ Tits
GO

Anderson Cooper’s Big Gay Birthday
GO

Bar Rafaeli Spandex Ass
GO

Leah Francis Topless Snaps
GO

Zuzana is Busty
GO

Well, Dani Made Me Smile Today
GO

WTF is Bai Long Doing at The World Humanitarian Awards Gala
GO

Gabriela Monteiro and Her Tits Are Heaven
GO

Okay Jokes Aside, This Warmed My Ice Cold Heart
GO

Resevoir Frogs
GO

She Shits Bigger Than John Candy
GO

More David Carradine Tribute
GO

A Big Titted Teeen Eating Ice Cream is Always Nice
GO

I’d Do Anything For Spencer and Heidi to DIE!!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

04

Jun

Some Jessica Biel Outside the Letterman Show of the Day

I downloaded these pictures thinking her nipples were hard, or that she had a boner, or that something interesting was going on. You know a little tranny scandal to get the party started the only way I like parties started, but I was wrong, so instead I just had pictures of some bitch in a silky top showing off the body part she’s most proud of, like the faggot rich kids I was forced to sit next to a couple weeks ago who were so impressed with their gym work outs that they felt the need to check who had the biggest tricep over a bottle of Goose, in their Ed Hardy shirts, before I peaced the fuck out because it was fight of flight motherfuckers, and by fight I mean with myself for subjecting myself to that bullshit.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Shoulders

2009

04

Jun

Kristin Cavallari Legs of the Day

I remember being at a restaurant and some girl looked at me, uncrossed her legs and pulled the Sharon Stone. Sure, maybe she was doing it to mock me. Maybe she didn’t even notice me and did it unitentional, because girls tend to not notice me, but it was pretty fuckingamazing.

It really only happened to me once in my life, even when I tried getting girls I was dating to pull their panties aside in public, I always got resistance, and it was never quite as hype as when it was an attractive enough stranger, so I’ve been looking it everytime I sit down and see a girl sitting at a nearby table with a skirt on. I believe one day, it will happen again, and that kind of hope is what keeps me going.

Here are some Kristin Cavallari pullin’ the tease, because she’s a good candidate, she just kinda failed at pulling through….


Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Legs

2009

04

Jun

Rachel Hunter Was a Bikini Model of the Day

I never understood the Rachel Hunter appeal when she was big in the 80s, I always just assumed it was a glitch in the modeling agency process, like she squeezed in because at the time plus sized models didn’t exist, but SI needed someone with tits and she was eager or some shit, you know a right time, right place situation, but then Rod Stewart swept her up, because one day when he was feeling hetero he picked up the issue of SI and said get me the biggest blonde in here to reaffirm to the public that I am all fuckin’ man, and chose her because she was the one who looked most like his first love he met in a gay bath house named “Roger” but pronounced “RawJay”, like he was french, but really nothing but a poof.

Either way, she’s still around, she looks like hell, and if you jerked off to her 20 years ago, here’s the aftermath.

Posted in:Bikini|Haggard|Model|Rachel Hunter

2009

04

Jun

Beefcake Mel B and Her Bitch of the Day

Mel B’s boyfriend is either really comfortable with his sexuality, or gay. Not only is Mel B really manly lookin’ these days, despite her big ol’ tits, but dude’s also rockin’ a pink shirt. It’s like sure, Pink shirts are socially accepted right now, but not when your girlfriend’s got more testosterone than you, that’s when you step up you fuckin game, gain 50 pounds and dress like a fuckin’ biker or cowboy, not because dressing like a biker or cowboy is all that straight, but because being fat is. Gay dudes are like chicks and starve themselves for the ass fuck. Truth.

Posted in:Mel B|Muscles|Scary Spice

2009

04

Jun

Kelly Clarkson and Her One True Love of the Day

All of Kelly Clarkson’s love songs are about food. I think these pictures make that pretty clear. So next time she comes up on the radio, remember that she is singing about a Big Mac, or even a Double Big Mac and not about a guy. Not because there is no guy sick enough to get with her, she’s famous and has a lot of money, a lot of guys would swallow their pride to get with her, unfortunately she’s too busy swallowing two all beef pattties, special sauce, lettuce cheese all fucking day to give their cock’s a chance.

Posted in:Kelly Clarkson|Pig