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2009

08

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Desperate Ex-BFF Speaks Out for Drunkenstepfather of the Day

I unfortunately met Paris Hilton’s BFF, Brittany Flickinger, when she was doing some cross Canada bootleg tour, where clubs would pay her next to nothing to show up, whether it be a couple hundred bucks, gas money or a hotel room, all on a quest to stay relevant.

I told her about the site, she had never heard of it, but was willing to do a video because she needed to get her side of her irrelevant story no one cares about out there. Apparently, she is being slandered in the media as Paris promotes her new BFF show, because the most common question asked is what happened to the last BFF, I mean isn’t a BFF Forever…it’s fucking name of the show you liars…

Paris doesn’t actually care about these people, she just cares about the money, I mean the concept of the show is so bad, you can’t have a soul to participate in it and dropping her fake BFF and needing a new BFF for season 2 just comes with being a vapid hooker….

Well the ex-BFF is upset about it. This is all too confusing for me. But more importantly…none of this actually matters…

But when it’s the only thing on your resume, I get why this twat went on about how Paris was all over her for 6 months, always wanting to hang out, always wanting to be seen together, and the BFF failed to realize it was all a fucking lie and part of the promotional machine that is Paris Hilton.

The second she did what needed to be done, she dropped this bitch like she should, because this bitch is just a latch on fame whore, obviously, who would compromise herself and her dignity to be on a show called Paris Hilton’s BFF to get into the limelight…a light that she got addicted to and is realizing now is a light that is fading fuckin’ fast, if not already burnt out…

So instead of going back to wherever she is from and shutting the fuck up about it and waiting for the world to forget this lapse in judgement, she’s doing an interview with me…and if that isn’t a sign of how sad and destroyed she is, it is a sign of how pathetic she is.

Upon telling her she is a worthless latch on piece of shit when she rejected to get naked on camera for us,she went from not being Paris’ BFF to not being my BFF. In fact, her manager threatened to have me killed, we didn’t get that on video.

BONUS – Here is Brittany Flickinger on a rant that makes pretty much no fuckin sense because she’s fucking crazy….I think this is her acting but I’m not sure….

Posted in:Brittany Flickinger|Paris BFF|stepINTERVIEW|stepTV

2009

08

Jul

Megan Hauserman and her Trashy Everything of the DaY

I don’t watch garbage TV shows like Rock of Love, but I do know tacky pieces of trash women when I see them. You know the cunts who live the fuckin fake tit, fake hair, fake tan, fake designer purses, ugly obnoxious dog cliche and there’s nothing hot about no money acting like a whore who married an old rich guy because they are lazy but don’t mind fucking a lot to get what they want and the whole thing is fuckin’ desperate, but I guess not as desperate as leaving your job as a cocktail waitress at a seedy stripclub to be on shitty reality shows that don’t deserve to be on TV but are on TV because there are so many fuckin’ channels and they need to fill the shit up somehow, but I guess when you have no shame and are a piece of trash, there is no thing as being desperate and instead you’re at the fuckin’ top of your game right now, right? I don’t get why guys find this kind of pudgy garbage worth lookin’ at, maybe I’m gay, but I think it’s got more to do with her not being worth stickin’ my dick in, regardless of me having no standards or not…

Posted in:megan hauserman|Tits|Trash

2009

08

Jul

Ginger Spice Tits in a Disney Shirt of the Day

Ginger Spice went out dressed like a bubbly 12 year old with tits in some Disney T-shirt, like she was on her way to Girl Guides or to go on a bike ride with friends to watch the boys in their class play basketball or some shit, unfortunately, her face wasn’t up for the lie.

Posted in:Geri Haliwell|Tits

2009

08

Jul

Megan Fox and Her Ass in a Skirt of the Day

I remember meeting a pornstar named Sasha Grey and she was dressed like a school teacher. I thought the irony was hot, not that I know what irony is, but every other pornstar, who was far less dirty than Sasha Grey was dressed in cheap sex store outfits, and despite hating her porn because it’s too dirty for me, and I prefer my whores to be everyday girls gone bad, and not weird goth girls who do what they do because they pretend its some artistic venture when in reality they just want attention and were molested by their dad’s or some shit, I thought it was interesting.

Seeing Megan Fox in a similar outfit is far less interesting because I know that behind this pencil skirt you’d want to see on a librarian who lets her hair down, you know she’s goin home to fuck David from 90210, because Megan Fox is sex on the surface, it’s all an act and attempt to be a sex icon, when in reality I can tell she doesn’t gag on cock or take it up the ass and I for one, am tired of the lies.

Posted in:Ass|Megan Fox|Skirt

2009

08

Jul

Hayden Panettiere Steals Babies of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere pullin a Michael Jackson and stealing a fuckin baby to do god knows what with. I’m thinking she’s taking the kid to join her carnival, you know get them in when they are young so they don’t remember the outside world, but maybe someone will walk in on her trying to shove it into her uterus due to mental issues that stem from having her heart broken by her one true love who she wanted to spend the rest of her life with and have a family with in a “Look what you made me do” kinda way.

Either way, I predict there is going to be some kind of out of court settlement, if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Baby|Hayden Panettiere|Theif

2009

08

Jul

Victoria’s Silvstedt from Behind of the Day

If a bitch is in a bikini, I might as well be staring at her ass, because I like a good ass better than good tits any day, especially when the bitch in the bikini is rockin’ fake tits, cuz anyone can have fake tits, they don’t impress me at all, they cost 5,000 dollars and I’m sure even I could find 5,000 dollars to get fake tits if I really wanted them, it’s nothing exclusive, if anything, it’s only desperate and pathetic, you know the girl all insecure, thinking tits will make her happy and take her out of the shitty life she’s living, because without fake tits they can’t fuck their boyfriends topless, they can’t wear bikinis or revealing clothes and they can’t make a solid 10 dollars a song at the strip club cuz there aren’t enough closet faggots there to pay to rub their little boy nipples, until one day cracking and deciding it’s time to put an end to the superficial suffering…..it is time to be respected for what they are meant to be respected for and that is not their mind or ideas…but the size of their bra…

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

08

Jul

Some Lindsay Lohan Legs in Shorts of the Day

Lindsay Lohan has a skinny useless ass and I am not just saying that because she doesn’t work, or because she blocked me on Twitter, or because I like booty, but I am saying it because her ass has essentially been sewn the fuck up as it has rejected penis and turned to bumpin up with vagina, leaving it with no real purpose for me or any other guy, other than being a place her anorexic, drug addicted ass secretes whatever the fuck kind of feces anorexia and addiction produce….shit that I assume wouldn’t make the cut and get cast in a scat porn, not because it came out of Lohan and her and everything about her can’t get work, but because it would lack the talent needed to be smeared on a whores face while getting fuck. If that makes sense. Which it probably doesn’t.

BONUS – Here’s Her Skinny Person Belly While Hiding Her Face….

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan

2009

08

Jul

Ashlee Simpson’s Mom Pussy of the Day

I always respect young mothers, not because raising kids at a young age is hard, especially when you have nannies and staff lined up to do all the work for your lazy spoiled brat ass, but because their bodies bounce back into pre-baby bodies a lot quicker than older poorer mothers, not that Ashlee Simpson was ever really known for having a body, but I am using her as bad example and really all I care about is before and after picture of her pussy to see if shit bounced back as well as the rest of her did.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Mom|Pussy

2009

08

Jul

Eva Mendes in Her Summer Dress of the Day

I haven’t been seeing all that many summer dresses this year. For some reason girls are more into high-waisted jean shorts that make their asses look flat and long, but luckily I was standing out in an unexpected rain shower the other day as I tend to do anytime I wake up and it is sunny out and I notice clouds rollin over cuz I know unexpected rain showers means unprepared people with no umbrellas and white clothing and some young tight bodied girl happened to be wearing a white dress that was soaked right thru and the only sad thing about the whole thing was that she was wearing underwear because I was curious about how she maintained her bush.

Not that that has anything to do with Eva Mendes, but really who the fuck is Eva Mendes anyway, do people care about her or what she does or what she is up to or pretty much anything about her life? I’m gonna go with no.

Posted in:Dress|Eva Mendes|Summer

2009

08

Jul

Emma Watson Panty Flash of the Day

I feel kinda bad posting these pictures of Emma Watson because I know that some motherfucker who has been on World of Warcraft the last 48 hours, drinking redbull and smoking cigarettes to stay awake because he’s on a fuckin’ roll is gonna click the link somewhere and have a fuckin’ heart attack, because his body is already straining and this Harry Potter shit is just too much for his virgin organs to take. You know seeing her flash her legal panties is like the day you realize that you can finally snap off creeper pictures of the neighbor you’ve been watching grow over the years, from training bra to c-cup, tanning on her porch, instead of jerking off to the memory of it, cuz no one likes Kiddie Porn lawsuits.

Posted in:Emma Watson|Panty