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2009

07

Jul

Lindsay Lohan in her Bikini at Some Malibu Photobooth of the Day

I have come to terms with the fact that my internet love affair with Lohan has finally come to an end, it was an internet fling that lasted a couple of weeks when her and Ronson were broken up, and now that everything is back in order at the lesbian factory in either of their pants, neither have time to answer my emails, or to follow me/respond to me on twitter. Maybe I am annoying and update too many retarded things too consistently, but I like to think it’s got more to do with them being no sense of humor, uptight, take themselves too seriously, cunts.

I wasn’t really all that broken up about it, I was trying to get Lohan jumping on a trampoline in a bikini on video, figuring she could use the exposure and it could be a role of her lifetime, but instead I just have these pictures of her partying at a Malibu beach house gettin’ her photo taken with her friends, like they fuckin’ matter.

It’s on some just because there’s a camera there, I need to get in front of it, cuz I am Lindsay Lohan and I’ll make everyone love me kick, well maybe next time she should do it jumping on a trampoline, in video, for me. I mean if she ever decides to rekindle our internet love like I was Sam Ronson and she was obsessed with my vagina-shaped cock.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan|Photobooth

2009

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Some hot girl was sitting at a bar with the person I hate most in the world, he’s this little weasel cunt who tried to get with my wife before she was fat and disgusting, who I wish she left me for now, because I’m stuck with her and she’s disgusting, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that he would talk shit about me to get to her.

So I decided to order his girl a drink and him a Shirley Temple. I’m sure I got that stunt from a movie or somewhere because I’m just not that creative, but it was fuckin funny.

On a sidenote both Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have stopped following me on twitter. I assume that means it is an end of an era or some shit and I’m really not all that sad about it because if my life was validated by useless dykes reading my bullshit, I would have started a feminist site.

Follow My Fat Ass on Twitter – Even If I’m Not Updating Consistently and My Updates are Dull…
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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS

RIHANNA NIPPLE PASTIES I CAN”T POST CUZ I DON”T WANNA GET SUED….OF THE DAY
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A Tale of the Titty Squirrel
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Cheryl Cole Panty Upskirt
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Some Cunt Showing Off Her Tits Dressed Like Some Partridge Family Prostitute
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Some Groupie Who Banged Screech Kisses and Tells – Warning – Disturbing….
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Your Monday Slut
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American History Explained By an 8 Year Old
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Pics Of A Hot Model Of The Day: Doutzen Kroes
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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Accidentally Became The Grill Master at the 4th of July BBQ
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Glad to See Chris Brown is Out Enjoying Himself
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Who Doesn’t Love a Shaved Body, Really?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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After a Hard Day of Celebrating It’s Independace, America Just Wanted to Stare At Some Tits
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And Heres the WTF of the Day
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Asjley Tisdale Bikini Ass
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Lohan Can Be a Real Little Cunt Shit Disturber When She Wants to Be
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Cameron Diz and Her Acne Face Actually Look Alright When Super Photoshopped
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Hot Mexican I Wouldn’t Mind Sticking My Dick Into of the Day
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Arielle Kebbel Photoshoot
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More Lady Gaga Disgustingness
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Girl Strips Down on TV Show
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When Play Fighting Goes
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Looking For a Ganb Bang
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The Ghost of Michael Jackson
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Jenni is Gregg
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Weather Girl Audition Goes Wrong
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Hello Krista Blue
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The Daily Bikini: Estelle Cruijff
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Natasha Mealey Topless Photoshoot
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Cell Phone Hottie
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Meet Bryci
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Cassie & Her Half-Shaved Head @ Diddy’s White Party
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Sesame Street Does Slayer
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Some Football Dude Was Killed in a Murder Suicide
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Blue Thousand and One a Space Oddessy
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Tranny With a Horse Cock
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Kelly Osbourne Hates Lady Gaga Too. Hooray!
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A Fly on the Wall?
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How To: Have Casual Sex
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14 Painfully Funny Fireworks FAIL Videos
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This Baby Wants Boobs….
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Whores in Bikini Tops
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Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds:

Some Girl and Her Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

06

Jul

Lady Gaga Goes Topless of the Day

I hate this sloppy bitch, I didn’t mind slapping and grabbin at her fishnet covered ass, but I still hate everything else about her, from her face, to her music, to her image to her mocking the homosexual culture by acting like she’s fabulous and just one of them, despite it being a lie, and she’s just some NYC rich kid with a dream to get revenge on everyone who made fun of her, but I don’t mind that she’s gone topless, because tits, although uneventful, especially while floppy on Lady Gaga, are still fuckin’ tits and throw in an arm covering her weak chin, she’s almost good to go.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Topless

2009

06

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt and Her Bikini on the Beach of the Day

This cunt tried to sue me years because there was a time when pictures were fuckin scandalous and not played out, repetitive and boring, where you’d get leaked pussy pictures, or tit pictures and you’d be excited to share them with the rest of the internet, because let’s face it, some of us don’t have much going on in our lives, but now, it’s all been seen, it’s all been done, and no one sends me lawyer’s letters anymore, because there are too many sites out there spewing the same shit and these d-listers don’t get all sensitive anymore, but instead appreciate being talked about. There’s no fun when you’re just a tool in their toolbox of fame, I did this to slander these people and not help them, and on that note, I’m going to go show teen girls my dick to remind myself that I’ve still got creep in my pants….

Posted in:Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

06

Jul

Kylie Minogue Performs in Madrid of the Day

Kylie Minogue had breast cancer and now she’s not wearing pants. It’s on some Madonna and Lady Gaga kick that’s far less disgusting, because unlike Madonna and Lady Gaga, Kylie Minogue is worth fucking, even now, years after her peak and years after her breast cancer, that may or may not have left her breastless, not that mastectomy tits are really a roadblock, because as long as there’s vagina, I’m good to go.

Either way, here she is performing like she never had a brush with death and disappeared to appreciate life or whatever it is people do when they see the end and are convinced they were given a second chance and feel the need to preach to everyone they meet about how their priorities have shifted trying to shove it down our throats like we give a fuck…

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|Performs

2009

06

Jul

James Blunt with a Slut at Some Beach Party of the Day

James Blunt is a genius, sure his songs are something you can not get down to if you have a cock, unlesss that cock likes rubbin up against other cock, because there was a serious science put behind his work and that was to write the most sensitive sappy shit imanginable about fantasies all women have and that make all their panties wet, like love at first sight on the subway and other cliche love related shit all sung with a hurting voice, like he really was affected by the shit, making every pussy in the world shed a tear for the motherfucker.

Now he’s living in Ibiza, the sleaziest party spot in the world, where pussy is plentiful and every single one of them dreams the next hit Blunt single will be about them and how they broke his heart….

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Posted in:Beach Party|Groupie|James Blunt

2009

06

Jul

Megan Fox and Some Topless Scene in a Movie of the Day

Megan Fox is in a movie where she plays a vampire cheerleader, or something equally retarded, you know, a concept that a group of idiots who don’t get laid, sitting around talking about the hottest fictitious fantasy possible came up with and went home to jerk off to, before writing the shitty script. I hear Werewolf Nurse was runner-up but they figured that a hairy bitch wasn’t as hot as a sex addicted bitch.

I just IMDBed the shit, and realized that it is written by Diablo Cody, which pretty much explains everything to me, because I hate Diablo Cody I don’t really know why she got so much hype and won an Oscar, or really how she used to be a stripper, based on the fact that there’s nothing mildly attractive about her and it was probably a whole scam to broaden her phony artistic vision, something the Hollywood Execs bought into, because they are plastic pieces of shit who just want to make more money than God.

Fuck it, she gets topless and topless Megan Fox is worth pretty much everyone’s time.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Topless

2009

06

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Slutting Out in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashley Tisdale teachin the kids about pre-marital sex because we all know going on romantic getaways to Hawaii with your homeboy that you’re making out with on the beach always leads to going back to the room and having some hardcore fuck session that involves Tisdale on all fours with a dick in her pussy and a champagne bottle in her ass, because her putting out dirty is the only thing that would explain why a motherfucker would be with her, you know lookin at her all day wondering why the fuck he’s with this bitch, how he got with her and remembering that it’s cuz she’s always donw to fuck, which I guess is really the life philosophy of all ugly chicks, cuz as long as you give a dude constant sex, dude will come back for more…and make you feel more loved than you actually are…because he’ll never marry your ugly face, but he will cum on it. Truth.

BONUS – CLOSE UP OF HER SHITTY FACE….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Bikini

2009

06

Jul

Cuba Gooding Jr and Some Bitch in a Red Dress of the Day

Don’t ask me why I am posting these pictures of Cuba Gooding Jr, because I don’t have an answer, I’ve actually always found him to be one of the most annoying celebrities out there, I don’t really know why, but it has to do with his dickhead face, the real reason I am putting these up is not to show off how he shaves his chest like the poofter you’d imagine him to be, but because I thought the chick he was with, or who was suckin’ up to him because she’s a chick and he’s been in movies, had her dress jacked up her asshole, and the only thing better than panty flashes is when you see a girl stand up in her summer dress and half the fuckin thing is inside her ass like it was cancer and shit was Farrah Fawcett. Doubt that joke worked, which doesn’t matter because I am on a multi-day drinking binge and I feel like death but not as dead as Farrah Fawcett. I could probably go on all day, but will stop now.

Posted in:Cuba Gooding Jr|Red Dress

2009

06

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Hiding Pictures of the Day

Here are some of the hottest pictures of Lindsay Lohan that I’ve seen in a while, maybe it’s because I like girls who cover their faces up in shame, because girls who are proud of their slut behavior makes me nervous, but I like to think it’s got more to do with me knowing that she’s probably covering her face, trying to hide something, like from being totally wasted and wasted usually means she won’t be alert enough to realize she’s got some strangers dick inside her, but in Lohan’s case, that’s usually got more to do with having a numb pussy and not really anything to do with her level of sobriety.

BONUS – Here she is in Malibu lookin’ a little less fuckable, you know since passed out drunk chicks are way easier to stick your dick inside of than young starlets shopping during the day, at least that’s what I’ve always thought…

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Posted in:Drunk|Hiding|Lindsay Lohan