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2009

06

Jul

Charlize Theron and her Legs of the Day

Everyone loves Charlize Theron, mainly because she’s hot, but I like to think it’s because she’s a white chick from Africa, you know something seemingly rare to an ignorant fuck like me who thinks all of Africa is a series of huts and villages filled with black people and AIDS babies, making Charlize seemingly exciting to fuck because the possibility of her African HIV pussy, without actually getting HIV because white people don’t get AIDS, at least that’s what I tell myself everytime the condom breaks when I used to fuck dirty French Canadian street whores.

Posted in:Charlize Theron|Legs

2009

06

Jul

Janice Dickinson’s Crotch Shots of the Day



Janice Dickinson doesn’t need a bullshit reason to party like July Fourth, this bitch looks like she’s always half in the bag, at least that’s the vibe I get every time I look at pictures of her, which is as often as possible, because crazy ex-models with fake tits and a coke addiction are kind of my fetish, I like the uncertainty of whether you’re going to walk in up them getting gangbanged by 12 black men, or them crying while banging their head into a lamp post on the street corner, but I may just be reading into things a little too much, you know, since I know nothing about her and don’t really care to get to know about her, I’d rather imagine her vagina that’s been explored by many before me, and probably smells like a girl with an eating disorder’s stomach breath.

Posted in:Crotch|Janice Dickinson

2009

06

Jul

Sexy Madonna Picture of the Day

No, I’m not gay, although when whores finger my asshole and play with my nipples you’d think that I was, so I don’t actually find this picture of Madonna sexy, but I’m guessing she does, because otherwise, she’d do what other insecure cunts do and put some fuckin’ pants on. The thought of her vagina sneaking it’s way out of those panties is some serious shit, I’m talking what nightmares are made of, I mean provided she still has a vagina, because based on science the level of testosterone pumpin thru her veins could grow her a set of balls.

Posted in:Madonna|Picture

2009

06

Jul

Nicky Hilton in See Thru Shirt on the Beach of the Day

It’s funny that one daughter from a family can turn out to be pretty low profile and off the radar, who stays out of the media spotlight and who uses her priviledged life to set up businesses that she likes, while the other one turns into a heavy cumslut attention craving piece of shit whore with a sex tape and no fuckin’ shame or dignity, just an eye on the dollars and camera flashes, willing to do and say anything to get noticed because her dad didn’t hug her enough as a kid. It doesn’t really make sense to me, because after watching Paris all these years you’d expect her younger sister to be the kind of girl willing to suck off Paris on the dancefloor at some club, because of constant sisterly competitiveness in one-uppin’ each other, just in hopes of getting people to talk about her, but instead she just walks the beach covered up with her boyfriend who is wearing some annoying “rich person humor” hoodie. Assholes.

Posted in:Beach|Nicky Hilton|See Thru

2009

06

Jul

Beatrice Borromeo in her Bikini of the Day

This is Prince Pierre Casiraghi, he is an actual Prince and not one of Michael Jackson’s weird sex toys he called his kids, and his girlfriend some Italian Arsitocrat named Beatrice Borromeo and they are sitting by the pool, living the good life because they were born into it, while I am sitting here in the shithole I call home next to a pool of my wife’s piss because the fatter she gets the harder she finds bladder control and the less she bothers getting up to walking to the bathroom, it is just too much work for her heart and it’s just easier for her to piss herself, which has nothing to do with my love for bikinis, even if I’d be bangin hotter pussy if I was a Prince, maybe she’s a nice person.

Posted in:Beatrice Borromeo|Royalty

2009

06

Jul

Girl Grinds a Midget at Some Jamaica Reggae Party of the Day

I have a serious love for Reggae, Dancehall and Jamiaica. I think it’s gotta do with the simulated sex dances that are more pornographic than the white boy clubs, there’s more soul and they don’t discrimiate because a few minutes in you’ll see a Midget in a wheelchair getting a grind. The whole thing is amazing.

Posted in:Dancehall|Midget|Reggae

2009

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My site used to be way cooler, I mean more stimulating. I feel like I’ve become like all the other reptitive gossip shit and on this Independence Day, I’ve go no choice but to plot the next step of the site, I expect it to involve prostitutes, drug use and me dead in the gutter, maybe it’ll be all on video, but I’m too lazy for that shit.

Speaking of lazy, some piece of shit Paris Hilton New BFF is in Montreal trying to get as much exposure as possible because Paris has dropped her as part of her plan to justify a new season and her brush with fame is dying fast, so she’s appearing at a clubs around Canada. I hear last night’s appearance was a party that was so exclusive she was the only one there and they paid her and her manager 50 dollars of gas money and a hotel room.

I thought about fuckin’ with her, you know seeing how desperate she was for exposure, but decided even that is below me and I’d rather spend my time with real hookers, not these latch on nothings who were the biggest joke of a show in television history….

Here are my stepLINKS and God Bless America….

I’m Sorry But Amber Rose is Fucking Ugly
GO

Is George Washington the New Chuck Norris?
GO

Michael Jackson’s Sexiest Co-Stars
GO

I Wish I had Known It Was Fuck the Earth Day
GO

Cheryl Tweedy’s Cleavage Sparkles
GO

How About Some Bugs Bunny Kitchen Safety?
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

This Old After School Special With BEn Affleck In It Is Amazing
GO

Gary Coleman Got Knocked The Fuck Out By His Wife or Some Shit
GO

Tila Tequila Cleacage, Even Though She is Disgusting
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Alexandra Burke Panty Upskirt
GO

Sarah Palin Resigne As Alaskan Governer. Maybe She Is Entering the Miss Amerca Pageant?
GO

I Wish Vanessa Hudgens Would Cool It With This Acting Thing and Just Get Naked Already
GO

Rhianna is Taking Tattoo Lessons
GO

How About Strip Monopoly?
GO

Emma is NUDE!
GO

Strip or Get Beat Down
GO

Bitches Get Violated Before They Get Fucked
GO

I LoVe Sluts Fresh Out of the Shower
GO

Debie Rowe Kind of Reminds Me of a Thinner, Prettier Version of my Wife
GO

Bar Rafaeli is Nude
GO

A Quiet Day at the Office
GO

Jo Jackson is a Money Grubbing Asshole
GO

Sophie Reade is Topless
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Strawberry Blonde, Will You Marry Me
GO

AHHHHH AMY REEEEEEIIIDDDD
GO

Yup, Shakira is Still Full Bangable
GO

Bikini Fashion Show Throwback
GO

Rachel Aziani Gets Naked Outside
GO

Go Down Baby, Way Down
GO

RED WHITE AND BOOB
GO

Jana and Yvette Take a Bath
GO

Seren Gibson & Danni Wells – Topless – Loaded – Aug 2009
GO

Best Couch Prank Ever
GO

Bite Siza Vagina?
GO

What Does Politially Correct Mean in the UK?
GO

John Gosselin is on Match.com
GO

Big Right Tit for the 4th of July Motherfuckers….
GO

Watch a Stranger Fuck
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

03

Jul

Drake’s New Video’s Got Some Big Tits in it of the Day

I am slow on this shit because I haven’t been reading my emails the last week, I’m on strike, but he’s the most anticipated dude in hip hop and I find the whole thing kinda funny because he is a half-jewish Canadian who was on some TV show and there’s nothing hood about that, but who needs fuckin’ hood when you get all the bitches, and here they are with their tits.

Posted in:Drake|Video

2009

03

Jul

Fat Pig and Her Beef of the Day

Happy fourth of July you cocksuckers.

Be sure to take your fat ass outside in your bathing suit and get your meat on your fuckin’ grill, because that’s what Kim Kardashian wants you to do. She wants tyou to not feel insecure about your fat ass or sloppy stomach from being a lazy piece of shit with a workout DVD and she just wants you to enjoy all the food you’ll soon be eating…. I am going thru alochol withdrawal and it hurts me both physically and emotionally so try to walk it out with me…unless you’re too lazy to walk…in which case just wait for me to come back…..eventually…

Posted in:BBQ|Burgers|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Pig

2009

03

Jul

Rihanna and Her Cleavage of the Day

I am still a fan of Rihanna, not because I put on her music and I can’t help but ask myself to politely not stop it, because it speaks to me. It’s not because I think she’s talented, or because I think she offers the world pretty much anything, it’s not because I find her the hottest girl in the world, but I am a fan because she knows how to get beat the fuck up by her man like a good girl.

Here she is showing off some cleavage…I just fell asleep typing. That is the weirdest feeling to date. Thanks drinking..

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna