2009
22
Jun
Shauna Sand’s fake tits scare me, but not as much as her fake everything else. If this girl isn’t a robot built by some virgin who wasn’t too good at makin’ robots because his attention to detail was a little off, and because they don’t really teach you that shit, and there’s not even website you can go to learn that shit, but at least what he lacked in the finishing details like her face, he made up in big tits, I’d be forced to admit she
Posted in:Shauna Sand|Topless
2009
22
Jun
While Perez Hilton was getting “beat up”, which was more like dancing like a queen in a pair of Lindsay Lohan leggings, while some groupie gay dude, who was probably a Gaga back-up dancer, humped his face…I was creep grabbin’ this ass behind her security’s back. The ass was alright and I don’t think it was in these assless pants, but the rest was as disgusting as you’d imagine it to be.
I wish I had a camera because the fuckin’ Perez shit is blowin the fuck up right now.
2009
22
Jun
I saw Kim Kardashian in person in Toronto last night. She was wearing horizontal stripes and looked like her and Kelly Clarkson had just finished a week long vacation at an all you can eat buffet, but I guess compared to her monster sister, she looked dainty and that’s why she’s so sad about her recent move to Miami, bitch worked better than a fuckin’ diet and workout plan, and here she is in her dumpy body showing off her high waisted bikini bottoms you’d expect to see on a mom of 5 at her 60th bithday party at a resort in Dominican or some shit. If you’re under 30 and rockin’ the uterus spanx shit, you know you’re in trouble, not that the monster Kardashian didn’t already know she was in trouble, despite the mirrors in her house bein taken down, she still sometimes catches a reflection in a window….I’m a little more down with the other Kardashian, but let’s be real for a minute, I’d fuck them both.
Posted in:Bikinis|Kim Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian
2009
22
Jun
I was at an afterparty for the MMVA’s that Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton rolled into around 2 in the morning. I decided to try to get free booze out of them, but their security was too tight. At one point I got Perez Hilton’s attention for about 10 seconds when he wasn’t getting his face humped by some groupie dude who was hangin off the rafters, but he didn’t invite me up. Then Gaga made her way to the front where I was standing, I asked her for a drink and she looked at me like I was a dick for not trying to get her autograph or something, and didn’t let me up, so I reached around security and grabbed her ass hard, which isn’t even that bad of an ass, sure it’s fat and the legs are stalky, but next to that face of hers, shit’s heaven.
Around 10 minutes later, Will.I.Am rolled through, and I was pretty much right next to him, I think we may have been holding hands, cuz as he was holding Perez by the gay jacket with one hand, and Perez squirmed, I told him that if he wanted Perez hurt, I’d get it done for him, since he’s a big star and doesn’t need that kind of press, but I do need the publicity.
Within 2 minutes, Perez Hilton stormed out of the place and Will.I.Am followed. Unfortunately, my camera was stolen last night, but it was fuckin’ funny to see Perez eat his words and squirm, especially considering the motherfucker is as big as his head.
I hit his Twitter page and his she is all about how he is bleeding and called the cops, he’s just a pansy and definitely deserved it, making Will.I.Am the star of the fuckin day. I have no idea why or how i was holding hands with him, but I’m glad I was cuz this shit was soooo funny.
2009
20
Jun
Last night was a fuckin’ shit show. From seeing girls I’ve banged and being told I was their biggest regret making out with a chick, to dropping the Rudy Huxtible line on every black girl I met, to my friend singing a song about gay natives only to be overheard by a couple huge fuckin’ natives, like pure bred natives, who had some bever tooth/wolf tooth necklace on, try to beat him up, and ending up in the middle of a park in a fuckin’ mini with a drunk driver and homeless dude.
The whole thing made me forget to post my stepLINKS – but here they are
Get Off First, Then Worry About Gettin a Life
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Marcus T Bailey Has The Best Mugshot Ever
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It’s Just a Perm, Your Hair Will Grow Again
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Leighton Meester’s Hottest Pics
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Hooter’s Girl Dance Sexy
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Tricia Helfer is All That
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Japanese Sexy Cheerleaders
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More Fun With Bruno
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The 7 Stages of First-Time Sex with Someone
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Say Goodbye to the Pizza in the Hut
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Sexy Asian Girls Movie Talk: Adam Sandler Happy Gilmore – 2
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Striptease of the Day – 2 For 1
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Olivia Munn is in Playboy
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Linda Hamilton Used to Beat the Shit Out of Her Husbands
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Marisa Tomei Upskirt Throwback
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Rhianna is Such a Babe It’s Amazing
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Scarlett Johannson is Gonna Be the ‘Bride Of Frankenstein’
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Club Bosses Threaten To Ban Lohan and Celebrity Twitters
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Dina Lohan Rides Again
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Sexy Russian Grils Office Dance
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Martyna in the Shower
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Russian Gang Fight
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Girls LOL at Guy Who Can’t Get His Dick Hard
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Red Heads Are Always Nice to Look At
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Sophie Reade In Nuts June 09
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You’ll Have a Thing for Holly Too
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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If Lauren Conroad Actually Wrote Her Own Book, Then I Am Mickey Mouse
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Anderson Cooper + Richard Simmons is Kind of Amazing
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Sammie Pennington is Topless
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How About Some Natural Breasts?
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anal It Is!!
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Demi Scott Bares All
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Now That’s An Ass
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USA Versus Italy – Model Showdown
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Paris Takes Her Herpes Around the World
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Nerd FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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Of Course You Laugh At a 2 Inch Penis
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The Hills is Fake?! I Am Shocked. SHOCKED
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MMMmmmmm Bar Sex
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And Now, The Luther Burger
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Lesbians in Training
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
19
Jun
Kendra Wilkinson is getting married because she’s gone and got herself pregnant, and being a piece of trash she needs her a shotgun wedding, not that that is really a reason to get married today, it’s pretty much accepted if parents aren’t married and I’m sure it has no real ill-effect on the outcome of their annoying kid, it’s just some traditional values, that its a bad look for a whore, to be a stereotype by having a kid out of wedlock, but in reality, we already knew she was a whore to begin with and this only solidifies the fact that she’s a whore, because whore’s are all about the shotgun wedding because they feel obligated or some shit.
I was walking down the street the other day with my friend and his baby and we offered a couple who were getting married on a Tuesday, which we thought was weird, his baby for one of their pictures, and they said they had a baby of their own inside her, and that explained why they were getting married on a Tuesday, she didn’t appreciate my shotgun sound effect, but in her defense, it sounded more like I was chocking on mucus….
Here are the pics.
Bridget Marquardt was there, which is only fitting, since they were in a relationship with the same man/had the same employer who they pretended they dated, up until recently….
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Posted in:Bachelorette Party|Kendra Wilkinson|Tits
2009
19
Jun
I guess Che Guevara’s daughter has the itch because her dad was some kind of revolutionary and she feels it is in her blood to make some sort of impact of her own, unfortunately for her, she decided to take the getting naked for PETA route and I hear she’s protesting him killin’ that fly the other night, because I guess flies are the staple food in communist Cuba for when you’ve used up all your rationed food quota.
I don’t know the whole Che Guevara story, but I do know that I find whatever this is pretty fucking weak…
Posted in:Che Guevara|Granddaughter
2009
19
Jun
I used to love Kate Moss because she was such a fuckin’ mess. With all the drinking and cocaine while her kid was at home. The dating rockstars with crack and heroin addictions and all the other shit she was involved in during her retirement, a retirement far more interesting than your dads, and I just figured she’d be crazy in bed, like this party girl I met the other day, who was wasted and lookin’ a lot like a model, maybe cuz I was drunk, or maybe because she was tall, but the point is we got to talking and in her drunken stupod she slapped me across the face pretty hard, when I asked why, she said cuz it turns her on and she did it again. Next thing you know I’m grabbin’ her ass and she’s asking me if I’ve ever been choked out when I cum and then she asks me to slap her back. I wasn’t down with doin it in public, cuz people don’t appreciate dude who beat chicks, but did it anyway, because I don’t appreciate people who judge people who beat chicks, especially when it was clearly a sexual beating…
Either way, here’s Kate Moss’ nipple in her see through shirt….
Posted in:Kate Moss|See Through
2009
19
Jun
The big news to housewives and single middle aged women today is that Grey’s Anatomy star just quit the show and they’ve been forced to retire their vibrators on whatever nigth it is on, to do something else with their time, like emotionally eat the loss away.
The big news to me is that he married a black girl 15 years ago and they have 5 kids together. That’s on some next level shit cuz I can’t even get black girls to talk to me when in line at KFC together and I make awkward conversation about how good a deal this crazy tuesday 2 dollar chicken is….
Posted in:Beach|Grey's Anatomy|Justin Chambers|wife
2009
19
Jun
Katie Price has been working really hard the last couple of days. I guess now that she’s getting divorced it’s time to pick up the fuckin’ pace, or make some money to pay off the leech who gets half of everything. I’ve posted a lot of pictures of her at the job and it’s been really exhausting, but probably not as exhausting as spending days laying around a beach in a bikini, half naked, in the sun, in luxury, while people snap off pics while carrying a fat set of tits around all day. Sure she’s useless and has a weird fuckin’ body, but I guess I do too.
Here are the pics….I am uninspired with her….pretty much exhausted her this week….
Posted in:Bikini|Ibiza|Katie Price|Photoshoot
