I used to want to fuck Tea Leoni, now…not so much. I dont know what it was that I liked about her at the time, it was awhile ago, but I know that it’s got less to do with her arms being jacked like she’s got a fuckin’ dick and more to do with knowing that she can’t keep her man sexually satsified, forcing him to develop a sex and porn addiction and publicly embarrassing him by sharing that with the world as some kind of punishment for how badly he’s hurt her when she found out, while the real punishment started by being married to a cunt who was too busy doing pushups to fuck proper. Here she is in a bikini.
2009
23
Jun
Miley Cryrus in Some Inappropriate Pictures of the Day
As my extensive research has proven time and time again…all men are perverts.
So even when you get a respectable, seemingly harmless dude alone in a room with a girl, he’s going to be thinking about fuckin’ her, even if that girl is underage, even if she’s fat, even if she’s a fuckin’ lesbian, even if she’s his daughter, because we have penises and that’s what penises make us do.
Even gay dudes, who don’t like vagina, grab and rub up on their female friends when they are alone with them so I am not all that surprised that Miley’s director, a dude named Adam Shankman took these “Innocent” pictures of Miley and since all girls are whores who like attention and feeling desirable, I’m sure he didn’t even have to say “Give me your sexy look”, because she was the one who was probably trying to mount his dick like she is mouting this chair…
She’s horny, young and an out of control church girl, and really bouncing on her boss’ dick is all she knows, thanks to the execs at Disney.
I’m sure this shit is totally harmless, but figure you can probably still rub one out to it, cuz you like useless rich sluts with fucked up faces who like male attention even if you don’t have a fuckin’ chance….
Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Slut
2009
23
Jun
RIP Motherfucker Ed McMahon Edition of the Day
I want a full fuckin’ investigation on this shit, Ed McMahon’s been murdered and I’m not talking by God. He’s only 86 and 86 is the new “old as shit”, but I think it was done by a motherfucker who still resents him from that Publisher’s Clearance house “You just won 10 million dollars” mail-in scam…that tricked idiots into buying books in exchange for a dream McMahon would show up on their doorstep, or maybe he was killed by Britney Spears, because she blames him for her whole crazy shit cuz he touched her in the dressing room or something,
Or Justin Timberlake who still resents him for losing…..
RIP Motherfucker.
Posted in:Ed McMahon|RIP Motherfucker
2009
23
Jun
Kristen Bell and her Cellulite Ridden Legs
The media puts so much focus on being perfect, not having cellulite, being fit and it makes girls crazy, insecure and a lot easier to fuck, so it can’t be a bad thing.
The only thing bad about it is when you date/become friends (try to fuck) one of these girls and she becomes comforable enough to only talk about that, because it’s really all that’s on her fuckin’ mind until it drives you fuckin insane, because hearing her ask if she’s fat, or talk about how she threw up dinner and did speed to stay awake, is desperate and annoying to put up with, especially when all you’re lookin’ for is pussypretty much every chick has cellulite.
Just yesterday, a 15 year old 5 foot 11 model lookin’ chick walked by me and I noticed her legs had dimples on the shit, and I guess that goes to show us that it’s just something that women get, whether skinny or not, it’s normal to fuckin’ have, and to hate it, makes us faggot.
That said, Kristen Bell is a sloppy fuckin’ bitch and if her legs are this wrecked, I’d hate to see the condition of her pussy.
Now, we can all understand why she’s dating a cunt like Dax, and that’s because she’s a second rate, low grade, garbage quality pig.
Posted in:Kristen Bell|Legs
2009
23
Jun
Katie Price Shopping in Mesh of the Day
Katie Price was still in Ibiza this past weekend and she decided to go shopping in what seems to be the most useless dress in the history of fuckin’ dresses, I mean as far as dresses for functionality go, because I am sure you could find a whole lot of uses for this shit, whether, putting it on yourself and dancing in front of the mirror with nothing but a boner poking thru the shit, or if you’re lookin’ for easier access on girl you rape, but I just see there being no point to this shit, other than to tell the world that you’re like a tacky trashy pair of panties, with lacy frills on the side and herpes streak marks on the inside, only the real life human version.
Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Shopping
2009
23
Jun
Audrina and Her Carl Jr’s Ad in her Bikini of the Day
I can’t stand Audrina, not that I know anything about her, but hearing her tell me how she keeps a “hot” bikini body, reminds me that she’s one of those no substance, superficial twats, who not only ignores people like me, unless they know I can get them ahead, or if I am with a hotter girl than them, not that I shouldn’t be ignored, but I’m just saying, it’s this disgusting attitude that makes me want to hate fuck these cunts and do the dirty shit to them and take a fuckin’ picture to email to them once a week as a reminder than they are nothing but a worthless whore, in this case, I’d like to jump into this video and feed that burger to her fuckin’ pussy with my fist. Not that I have anger issues, I’m just down with testing the limits of sexuality, with a dumb bitch who can’t run and tell on me, kinda the same reason I like to hook up with severly retarded women.
Here’s her burger ad.
2009
23
Jun
Jewel in her Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day
Here’s some Jewel showing off her doughy body and floppy tits, a lot of people like this look, especially gay cowboys who have spent their lives riding bulls and lookin for something familiar to ride into the sunset on.
It turns out that even normal dudes to, I guess it’s cuz chubby chicks reek of estrogen and we are genetically coded to hunt and seek out the fertile ones….or some shit.
2009
23
Jun
Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pictures of the Day
Here’s the preview of what looks like a Leighton Meester snuff film, but unfortunately isn’t.
Someone told me Leighton Meester was born in prison. I told them that that has nothing to do with her being a whore, because a lot of girls who weren’t born in prison are whores too. A lot of girls who weren’t molested, who didn’t have daddy issues, who have good families, non-broken homes, money, good jobs, an education, really no matter who they are, are just whores too.
I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s insecurity lookin’ for love and attention and acceptance, maybe it’s a self-destructive “who gives a fuck” attitude, or maybe it just feels good to be “bad”.
I’m not a fuckin’ doctor, and I don’t really care, because I am a firm believer that you should fuck on camera, and that you should fuck in public, and that you should just fuck and let me watch, because fucking is probably the most interesting thing in life and it shouldn’t be frowned upon when your shit gets leaked to the world, it should be celebrated, even if you’re a useless cunt from a useless show teenage girls look up to, I mean especially if you’re a usesless cunt from a useless show teenage girls look up to, because copycat sluts who idolize this girl and want to be her are better than the real fuckin’ thing.
I know I am late on these pics, but I didn’t do the whole computer thing yesterday.
Posted in:Leighton Meester|Sex Tape
2009
22
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
Being out of town means being unable to post as much. That’s why I sucked today. I mean I normally work with a hangover, but after getting the interview on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, I figured I don’t need to fuckin’ update, so I went to celebrate instead.
You may not know this, but doing what I do, no matter how good I am at talkin’ shit, gets me no where because I don’t censor myself, post nudity and say inappropriate shit. I get called a porn site all the time, I like to believe it’s the worse porn site every made, because if you can jerk off to this, you’re clearly fucked up. But people are scared of sign off on me, they think it’ll get them fired, so getting that kind of mainstream coverage, no matter how much I know I deserve it, is like a reminder that I still got my swagger.
So while hating myself as I always do, I took some time for myself and went to a rub and tug as a way to pat myself on the back, or have an asian pat me on the back before licking my ass and jerking me off, and now I reminded to keep doing what I am doing and what I have been doing for over 5 years with little or no success, because I can still make the weirdest shit happen, and make what I set out to do in starting the site eventually pull thru….
So thanks for being decent and comin by the site and laughing at me while I laugh at myself, I’m not turning gay here, despite Seacrest’s ability to make any man weak in the knees, so here are my stepLINKS for the day.
She’s Got What You Need!
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No Jail Time For Chris Brown
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The PC Dude is Roasting Obama and It’s Kind of AWesome
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Hottest Model Of The Day: Emanuela De Paula
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Ladies Of Wrestling
GO
A Jewel Bikini Shot is Pretty Nice to Look At
GO
Shanghai Scrubdown
GO
I Kind of Wanna Punch Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal in the Face Right Now
GO
Inner Monologue of a Guy Waiting Line for an Iphone Who Suddenly Has to Sh*t Really Bad
GO
Legs, Cleavage, Beer, & A Green Screen Studio
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Drew Barrymore, WTF Are You Wearing
GO
Striptease of the Day
GO
How the Fuck IS This Guy Married to Her?
GO
Lindsay Lohan is Begging
GO
Jodie Frost Upskirt
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The Slut Who is Having Mel Gibson’s Baby Also Has a Shitty Music Video
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Well Here’s a Surprise and By a Surprise I Mean Not a Surprise At All
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Get Ready for the Next Phase of Jessica Simpson Shitfest
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Ciara And Her Hot Blue Lamborghini
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Cayman Islang Bikini hos for SI
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Naked Yoga is Awsome
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Luna Shows Her Tits Off
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Megan Fox is Sorry
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Suzie CArina Gets Her Dildo On
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Lara Masterbates on the Stairs
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ATTACKE CARDIO WITH VINNIE JONES
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jordan is Disgusting
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Let’s Remember Halle Berry’s Giat Pregnancy Cleavage Together
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Babes Making Out Alays Brightens My Day
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Kelly Clarkson at the Much Music Video Awards Teams Up with Mcdonalds, I Guess
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Anna Touches Herself
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Tila Tequila is a Dirty Whore
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Robot Rock
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Midget Quits an Anal Scene
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Barbara Walters Hates Lindsay Lohan
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40 Flexible Yoga Babes
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A Girl With a Smoking Ass
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Sometimes We Regret The Things We Offer Our Loved Ones
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Posted in:stepLINKS