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2009

17

Jun

Katy Perry Does the Gaga of the Day

You know what fucks up your self esteem, when you launch a shitty pop career and are all the rage for a week or two, then an even uglier bitch moves in on your fuckin’ glory and your ugly ass falls into second place. I can’t imagine the emotional trauma falling second to Lady Gaga would do to a motherfucker’s soul, but I’m thinkin’ it along the lines of being molested as a child by someone you trust, the only thing left for you is to turn lesbian and eat away the pain.

I guess if you can’t beat them, get your hair cut like them, put on stupid glasses like them, and pretty much imitate them, hoping to hold onto that mark you made….while the rest of the world hopes you cunt end up being on the same plane that happens to fuckin’ crash into the Ocean like they were flying out of Brazil or some shit…..I hate them.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lady Gaga|Ugly Pig

2009

17

Jun

Some More Katie Price Bikini Pictures of the Day

Since seeing these pictures of Katie Price in a bikini in Ibiza, I’ve decided that I want to move in on her and be her new husband who doesn’t fuck her, not because I wouldn’t want to fuck her dirty AIDS pussy, you know I’m talkin’ straight from an African village pussy, but I figure she won’t want to fuck me, you know, since I’m disgusting, even though I’m quite charming in the way I write on the internet, I know this will be the kind of push I need to get the media coverage I really deserve and need to pump into my site. That’s why, I’ve spent the last 24 hours, dancing on my table while throwing napkins and poppin’/pumpin bottles over my head in a bootleg Ed Hardy shirt while listening to David Guetta, whoever the fuck that is, so be warned Jordan, soon I’ll be the nude guy in the pictures with you only I’ll be coming for you in them and not talking on my mobile phone while showin of my gay ankle tatoo.

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

17

Jun

Some Elisha Cuthbert Pictures for Old Time’s of the Day

Remember when Elisha Cuthbert was this hot thing everyone wanted a piece of, I mean maybe because I live in her hometown, I heard a lot more buzz about her than the rest of the world, but she was definitely all over the fuckin’ place, dudes were jerking off to her in that Girl Next Door movie, and she had some Maxim covers, and now she’s pretty much a dumpy lookin’ nobody. The only thing upsetting in these pictures is that she hasn’t come back home so that when I get drunk in the same bar as her I can do my best to destroy the little self esteem she has, you know make her feel like she really sucks at life for not being a big star, and making her want to prove herself to me by sitting on my face. See, I don’t care that she’s got fatter and looks like the kind of girl who doesn’t shower always, doesn’t keep her bush maintained and who may or may not have a 3 week old tampon lodged in her pussy, just because it was too much work to take it out, I’m talking Toxic Shock Syndrom pussy motherfuckers.

Here she is doin’ nothing, something she’s pretty fucking good at lately.

Posted in:Dumpy|Elisha Cuthbert|Lazy|Sloppy

2009

17

Jun

Obama is a Murderer of the Day

This video just goes to show you that Obama is either some Karate Kid motherfucker, who can kill flies with chopsticks, or that dude’s just not black, he’s also a murderer, you know keeping things gangster to get street cred, so that he can come up in this rap game with other people’s respect. I guess the truth is that he doesn’t respect anything that didn’t vote for him, that means he’s comin’ for you cowboy.

I don’t know why I am posting this, I just have a feeling other people are going to, so fuck it, let’s jump on the follow train.

Posted in:Barrack Obama|Murderer|Politics

2009

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I love meeting girls with fake tits cuz it makes for a good conversation starter. I get to ask about where the incision was made and what shit looks like and before you know it, they’ve got their tits in your hand for you to inspect. I just hate fake tits.

I love going to the park because I’m broke and it is the only form of entertainment I can afford and discovering that it a “Porno Park” where couples are intensely cudding, half naked, and rubbing each other up and down. I saw one guy shove his fingers in a girl he was just fingering’s face for her to smell, they were probably 15 years old. The whole thing was amazing.

I never dated girls who were into that kind of PDA, mainly because they were ashamed to be dating me and getting with me, even one on one was bad enough, I mean if they weren’t seriously medicated and one step away from being clincally dead.

Here are my stepLINKS…

You Say Slut, I Say Service Provider
GO

More Sacha Baron Cohen/Bruno Amazingness
And It May Even Make You Horny, Cause I Know You’re a Homo
GO

Are You A Father Lover
GO

Heather Graham’s Tits!
GO

1-2-3 SEXXX
GO

Christina Milian is in Maxim Magazine
GO

Fake Game Shows Are The BEst Type of Game Shows
GO

Britney Takes the White Trash Parade to Britain
GO

I Wanna Be All Over Malia Jones
GO

Slut Talks ABout Horror Movies – VIDEO
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Anderson Cooper is Smoking The Good Shit
GO

Honestly, I Feel Sorry for Robert Pattison
GO

Chris Browns Girlfriend Looks a Tad Too Much Like Rhianna
GO

Penny Cruz Nipslip Throwback
GO

Rhianna Look’s Hot No Matter What She is Wearing
GO

Kelis is Out for Blood, And By Blood, I Meant Every Last Cent That Nas Has
GO

I’m Kind of Feeling Kristen Stewart’s Joan Jett Mullet Look
GO

Sienna Miller Gallery
GO

It’s a NUDIE CONTEST
GO

What Kinf of Fucking Asshole Robs an 83 Year Old Grandma
GO

Lesbians Kidnap Another Girl to Be Their Sex Slave
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

I Can’t Decide if the Slut in This Gallery is Hot OR Not So Why Don’t You Help Me?
GO

A Lesbo Scene Always Makes My Day Better
GO

When Tattoos Go Wrong
GO

Now That’s a Sharp Fucking Knife
GO

I Would Definitely Slip My Penis Up Maria Menounos’s Rainbow Dress and Into Her Vagina
GO

Maria Sharapova French Open Tennis Skirt Fun
GO

Hot Babe Masterbates on Her Couch
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Today’s Lesbian Fantasy
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Jessica Kramer is a Bedroom Lover
GO

Blue Man Group – Before hey Were Famous
GO

I Kind Of Wish Heidi Montag Died in the Jungle
GO

Surprise!!! Test Audiences Are Saying The GI Joe Movie is The Biggest Piece of Shit Ever Made
GO

David Bowie Gets to Stick His Penis in Iman Everyday and I Am So Jealous
GO

It’s More Tits Than You’ll See All Day
GO

Some Chicks in their Bikinis Because it’s Summer Motherfuckers
GO

Check out this 15 year old model in her bikini….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Jun

Katie Price Does Ibiza of the Day

If there is anywhere in the world Katie Price belongs, or anywhere that she should call home, its Ibiza, because cheesy piece of shit women in tacky Ed Hardy type shit, with fake tits, tans, hair and bikinis with high heels on, who love annoying euro dance music, djs and doin’ designer drugs while partying all fuckin’ day and night and here are the pictures of the queen party slut….that’s all I have to say about that because I am hung the fuck over.

Posted in:Ibiza|Katie Price

2009

16

Jun

Reese Witherspoon’s Got Herself a Black Slave of the Day

I guess it’s coded into her genetics that she as a Southern girl she needs herself a negro to do her dirty work for her, it’s just the way it’s been year after year. This looks like some moderate slave work, you know she makes the bitch run against her and lose on purpose, because you all know a fat white chick can’t really win a speed race with a black girl of any level of fitness, and this whole victory walk looks lke some best friend shit on the surface, but trust me, behind closed doors, one of these bitches is getting whipped into compliance and it’s not the blonde Academy Award winner. Trust me on that one.

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon|Running

2009

16

Jun

Some Rihanna Legs of the Day

By the look on Rihanna’s face it looks like Chris Brown just sent her a text message on how to treat a lady. I used to think she was hot that was before finding out she could take a fuckin’ beating. If this isn’t the perfect woman, I don’t know who is, but I do know that my wife definitely isn’t her. She’s too fuckin’ white and can’t take the passion that comes with latin love, you know like the occassional hog tying her while slapping and spitting in her fat whore face, Rihanna on the other hand, pretty much made that shit mainstream. I love her.

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna

2009

16

Jun

More Coleen Rooney Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

The only good thing about pregnant chicks is when you know for a fact the baby isn’t yours. That way when you fuck the bitch you know that you don’t need to use a rubber, you can cum up inside her, you can be pretty confident you won’t get an STD cuz bitch has been to the gyno repeatedly the last few months, and most importantly, knowing she’s cheating on her baby daddy with you, is inspiring, but not as inspiring as knowing shit’s growing inside her. I don’t find pregnant chicks all that repulsive, you know the whole full tits, round belly is natural and beautiful, but not as beautiful as not having to worry about paying child support.

Here are some pics of that Coleen Rooney chick in her bikini – round 2 when the pain really should have ended in the first 10 seconds of the first round….if you know what I mean…if you don’t, you’re a fuckin’ idiot, it means she shouldn’t be wearing a fuckin’ bikini and yesterday’s punishment was bad enough…

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney|Pregnant

2009

16

Jun

Naomi Campbell Legs on the Beach of the Day

I have no fucking idea why I am posting the Naomi Campbell beach pictures, there’s absolutely nothing interesting about this shit, except maybe the social challenges they face being an interracial couple, you know the pressure of their peers and the obvious looks they get when they are seen kissing in public, but even that topic is played the fuck out, so I’d like to think that people are only lookin cuz her boyfriend is clearly a homosexual.

Posted in:Legs|Naomi Campbell