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2009

01

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Got Her Hair Done for her Birthday of the Day

Lindsay Lohan got a haircut and that disappoints me. Everyone says she’s a drug addict, but real drug addicts don’t care about their appearance, they are too busy trying to get drugs to maintain their shit, you know they are the kind of people who only shave their pussies or shower for the sake of getting money to buy more drugs…

Either way, I’m still waiting for my Lohan birthday invitation. I assume she’s too busy getting her hair done to return my calls. Maybe I’ll just have to stalk call her night and fuckin’ day.

Here’s everyone’s favorite lesbian Lohan doin’ her thing…we just haven’t figured out what that thing is…but we have figured out we want to see her naked all the time….

Posted in:Haircut|Lindsay Lohan

2009

01

Jul

Jordan Katie Price Riding a Horse of the Day

If you’re wondering why Jordan’s riding her horse, it’s because now that she’s single, and not with a gay dude, she likes to hang around things that can fill her weathered pussy. You know to get to this level of whore, you have to do many fuckin thing, a lot of those leading to your vagina turning into something with garbage bag elasticity….

Posted in:Horse|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

01

Jul

Last Chance to Jerk Off the Farrah Fawcett of the Day

This may be the last chance to get off to Farrah Fawcett because she’s gonna be burried by the end of the day and that whole digging up corpses shit is frowned upon…

This post is not my proudest moment, I just thought the joke was too good to pass up. I guess that makes me a sick motherfucker, but not as sick as Farrah Fawcett was, because I haven’t died from it yet and she has.

If you don’t like this post, you can blame Farrah Fawcett for dying on us, because that’s really the only reason she’s havin a funeral, or you can blame the other celebs for not getting naked, in a bikini or flashin’ pussy, forcing me to write death erotica….

Posted in:Farrah Fawcett|Funeral

2009

01

Jul

Beyonce Gets Wet Like The Fat Chick She Is of the Day

Nothing says “I’m a fat chick who hates my body” like going to the waterpark in a pair of shorts and a T-Shirt. I don’t really know what the fuck Beyonce is doin’ in the water with all her clothes on, but I know the story didn’t end the way I wanted it to and she didn’t get eaten by a shark, I guess she wasn’t on her period.

I am hungover again. Not sure why I do this to myself, but I always seem to manage to.


Posted in:Beyonce|Fat|Wet

2009

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Canadian 4th of July tomorrow and it is probably a lot less interesting than eating tons of junk food and shooting your guns, but I am going to get drunk anyway. That’s all I have to say about that…

I am pretty angry right now, we’ll talk about it later….Remember I love you….

Get Yourself Fucked, Figuratively Speaking
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Orit Fux is Isreal’s Biggest Whore
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Lego Arcade!!
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TEXT
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Paris, Nicole and the Olsens…And a Whole Bunch of PUKE
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I’d Bang Autumn Reeser, No Doubt
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This Twilight With Cheeseburgers Thing is Hilarious, So Here Is It In Case You Missed It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mariah CArey is Kinda Gross
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Joanna Taylor Looks Like She Wants my Penis In Her
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Cute Sexy Girl Gets A Haircut! Pt. 13 – Celebrity Talk!
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Striptease of the Day
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Jo Jackson is Really Upset About His Son’s Death
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This Michael Jackson Thing is Going to Be the Paternity Test to End All Paternity Tests
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Bai Ling’s Nipples Take the Day Off
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Seriously, Jodie Marsh Makes Me Want to Puke
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Check Out These Awesome Photoshopped Pics of Madonna
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I Don’t Care How Rhianna Looks, I’d Still Bang Her
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How To Suck A Lollipop By Kim Kardashian At The Sugar Factory
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There’s a Camel Toe in the Middle of the Rainbow
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Bikini Race! Yaooow!!
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They Call That Instant Karma
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Shyla’s Big Old Tits
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alison Makes Cars Look Sexy
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I Don’t Know Who is Sexier, Lego Wino or Her Hot Creator
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Jana And Georgia…
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Who is Kate Upton and Why Isn’t My Penis In Her?
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Natasha Mealey Lingerie
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30DDs holy fuck!!
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Shower Time
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Cheryle Cole Takes Her Sexy Legs For a Walk
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Brianna Frost is a Bas Bunny
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How to: Drop Your Husband and Almost Kill Him
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The Shannon Twins are Playmates
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No One Ever Suspects the Nigerian Scammers Will Use Puppies
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Obama Had the Tranny’s Over for Supper
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Dinner Time
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Some Big French Tits…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Jun

Sarah Palin in Some Spandex of the Day

Ex Vice President candidates in her spandex workout pants bending over for some running magazine, but suggestive enough to make me want to mount her from behind like she was some kind of Alaskan caribou head I wanted on my wall.

I am seriously fading.

Posted in:Runner|Sarah Palin|Spandex

2009

30

Jun

Solange Knowles in Spandex for the Gays of the Day

Solange Knowles, who has blocked me on Twitter, was in San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade, because being faggy every fuckin day isn’t enough of a fuckin’ celebration for these homos, that they need to be louder and more outrageous than they already are once a year.

I hear she got the gig cuz she looks like she may have a cock, or at least like she had a cokc at some point in her life, before using her sister’s money to Chastity Bono the shit….

I also hear she rocked the spandex outfit to remind the gays how lucky they are that they’ll never have kids cuz that shit rapes your body and ruins your life, but more importantly, that some women like Solange, who in all their glory are the reason they are fags to begin with. You know, vile to look at, probably disgusting to smell, with a vagina that looks like it’s from another planet, and not in an “Out of this world” way, but more of a “WTF Is that Dripping, Fleshy, purple thing pulsating in her motherfuckin’ pants”, you know enough reason to turn down pussy for life and choose to take a dick in the ass and AIDS lesions on your face.

Maybe I just can’t see anything sexy in her cuz I hate her, I mean other than that she’s a desperate single mother, and those are the easiest scraps to drag home at the end of the night…But I think it’s got nothing to do with me and everything to do with her.

Posted in:Catsuit|Solange Knowles|Spandex

2009

30

Jun

Jessica Stroup Legs with Some Ugly Bikini Girls of the Day

Who the fuck is Jessica Stroup? Why is she famous, or at least famous enough to be on the paparazzi sites, and why is she posing for pictures with some weird lookin’ girls who probably don’t deserve to be laughed at and who are probably still glowin’with excitement from being in the right place and right time allowing them to meet this whore, only to have a prick like me degrade them and their experience on the internet, fuckin’ with their self-esteem and raining on their parade…all in hopes that they turn into Craigslist whores, becaue Craigslist whores are the best deal on the internet.

Posted in:Bikini|Jessica Stroup

2009

30

Jun

Beyonce’s Wonky Tits in a Pantsless Performance of the Day

Beyonce’s a cunt. There’s nothing really more I can say about her. It’s just that when I see the faces she’s making when she performs, with such intensity that reminds me of the drama kids I used to beat the fuck out of who thought what they were doin’ actually mattered, like it actually had purpose and was art and not some pile of shit waste of fuckin’ time that even their parents laughed at, I mean until they were able to leverage shit and take it to a bigger scale where they made millions doing it, givin’ them the last laugh, unfortunately without their pants on, because seriously no one wants to see this bitch with her pants off, no homo….except maybe her husband, but even he fucks other pussy to forget what he’s locked himself into, while she forces us to only blame ourselves and each other for buyin her records and creating this monster….

I need a nap badly…

Posted in:Beyonce|cleavage|Tits

2009

30

Jun

Isabel Lucas Cuz We All Need Outback Pussy Sometimes…of the Day

It feels like something has died inside of me. I am not sure if it is an animal that crawled up my ass and couldn’t find it’s way out, or it it is one of my vital organs pullin a Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett/Ed McMahon/The Infomercial dude who bumbed his head, and I think it because I found out that this bitch fucked Shia LeBeef, but probably has more to do with my severe alcoholism that leads me to drinkin in gutters with degenerates and ex circus performers….

Posted in:Hot|Isabel Lucas