2009
30
Jun
Ex Vice President candidates in her spandex workout pants bending over for some running magazine, but suggestive enough to make me want to mount her from behind like she was some kind of Alaskan caribou head I wanted on my wall.
I am seriously fading.
Posted in:Runner|Sarah Palin|Spandex
2009
30
Jun
Solange Knowles, who has blocked me on Twitter, was in San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade, because being faggy every fuckin day isn’t enough of a fuckin’ celebration for these homos, that they need to be louder and more outrageous than they already are once a year.
I hear she got the gig cuz she looks like she may have a cock, or at least like she had a cokc at some point in her life, before using her sister’s money to Chastity Bono the shit….
I also hear she rocked the spandex outfit to remind the gays how lucky they are that they’ll never have kids cuz that shit rapes your body and ruins your life, but more importantly, that some women like Solange, who in all their glory are the reason they are fags to begin with. You know, vile to look at, probably disgusting to smell, with a vagina that looks like it’s from another planet, and not in an “Out of this world” way, but more of a “WTF Is that Dripping, Fleshy, purple thing pulsating in her motherfuckin’ pants”, you know enough reason to turn down pussy for life and choose to take a dick in the ass and AIDS lesions on your face.
Maybe I just can’t see anything sexy in her cuz I hate her, I mean other than that she’s a desperate single mother, and those are the easiest scraps to drag home at the end of the night…But I think it’s got nothing to do with me and everything to do with her.
Posted in:Catsuit|Solange Knowles|Spandex
2009
30
Jun
Who the fuck is Jessica Stroup? Why is she famous, or at least famous enough to be on the paparazzi sites, and why is she posing for pictures with some weird lookin’ girls who probably don’t deserve to be laughed at and who are probably still glowin’with excitement from being in the right place and right time allowing them to meet this whore, only to have a prick like me degrade them and their experience on the internet, fuckin’ with their self-esteem and raining on their parade…all in hopes that they turn into Craigslist whores, becaue Craigslist whores are the best deal on the internet.
Posted in:Bikini|Jessica Stroup
2009
30
Jun
Beyonce’s a cunt. There’s nothing really more I can say about her. It’s just that when I see the faces she’s making when she performs, with such intensity that reminds me of the drama kids I used to beat the fuck out of who thought what they were doin’ actually mattered, like it actually had purpose and was art and not some pile of shit waste of fuckin’ time that even their parents laughed at, I mean until they were able to leverage shit and take it to a bigger scale where they made millions doing it, givin’ them the last laugh, unfortunately without their pants on, because seriously no one wants to see this bitch with her pants off, no homo….except maybe her husband, but even he fucks other pussy to forget what he’s locked himself into, while she forces us to only blame ourselves and each other for buyin her records and creating this monster….
I need a nap badly…
2009
30
Jun
It feels like something has died inside of me. I am not sure if it is an animal that crawled up my ass and couldn’t find it’s way out, or it it is one of my vital organs pullin a Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett/Ed McMahon/The Infomercial dude who bumbed his head, and I think it because I found out that this bitch fucked Shia LeBeef, but probably has more to do with my severe alcoholism that leads me to drinkin in gutters with degenerates and ex circus performers….
Posted in:Hot|Isabel Lucas
2009
30
Jun
If reading this site is as boring as writing it, I feel bad for you for constanly coming back, hoping that maybe things will change, that I’ll get inspired and that I won’t be repetitive, even though pictures of celebrities get fucking borin, you know same people, doing the same thing, wearing different clothes, on fuckin’ repeat, like groundhog day without the funny or “Instant Classic” appeal or the groundhog, making me sit down and reflect on the fact that I should be wherever Rihanna is sticking my fingers inside her, and not sitting here writing about her lookin’ like a robot I wanna fuck, because robots don’t get fat, talk back or ruin my fuckin’ life on all fuckin’ fronts, whether it’s lecturing me about drinking too much, or lecturing me about fuckin’ other chicks, or lecturing me to get a fuckin’ job, unless the robots go crazy on some world takeover, like we livin’ in a Will Smith movie, but that shit’s too Sci-Fi for me to think about, I’ll leave that to you, because Sci-Fi is all you know…
2009
30
Jun
For those of you who really love dick but can’t admit it to yourself because of the implications it will have with your family, friends and even your co-workers because gay is still not something you’re willing to accept and prefer staying on the “Tranny Porn Fetish fence on, so you slowly satisfy your needs by dating ugly butch girls with facial hair, who you try to surprise with a sailor costume, or even a construction worker costume, or some other Village People shit, trying to play it off as being something fun and exciting to do and totally not sexual, until your plan goes to hell when you try to slip her into the strap-on dildo you’ve been holding onto for her to use on you for months, this one’s for you.
If you are wondering, it is Mariah Carey dressed on set of her new music video as a dude who had botox and a weak chin.
Here she is as a woman…..with some tits….
Posted in:Cross Dressing|Mariah Carey|Tranny
2009
30
Jun
This is the kind of slag who I’d love to see give up on life, you know maybe because of a bad break-up or a drug addiction or something that would lead to her not maintaining her look, you know where she’d finally let go and allow herself to be the obese pig she’s destined to be, where she stops getting her hair and nails done, and she stops getting her body waxed, leaving her lookin like the hairy little Armenian troll we all know she is.
All this plastic, make-up, effort she puts into herself everytime she leaves her fuckin’ house, is just smoke and mirrors and I know that under this put together whore, there’s a fuckin’ monster hiding and I hate the fuckin’ lie.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits
2009
30
Jun
Here is Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton, someone who I had never heard of before today, showing up at the BET Awards that happened on Sunday, with no pants. The thing I love about the BET awards is how mad they make white people, who feel like they deserve their own “White” awards, meanwhile 90 percent of the people watching their shit are white from the suburbs and the thing I like about this Thornton cunt is how easy it’d be to rape her in this outfit….you wouldn’t even have to pull up a skirt, or pull down a pant.
Guess who’s hungover and still smells like vodka while feeling like death…I’ll give you three guesses….
Posted in:Ass|Melody Thornton
2009
30
Jun
I was talking to a girl about what she does when she runs out of toilet paper. She said she’s used socks and old weekly newspapers, but hated the ink and that her favorite was when she used coffee filters….
I was disgusted.
Here are my links…
I Don’t Know Who the Dog in this Relationship Is…
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Hayden Panettiere’s Hottest Pictures….
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They Aren’t Sluts, They Are Just Friendly….
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BILLY MAYS IS DEAD!
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It’s a Website Story
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That’s How You Park a Car
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Jodie Marsh’s Breasts Charm Snakes
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Here Comes the Brown
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Ever Wanted to Fly?
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6 Products that Billy Mays Could Have Sold
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Transformers 2: Revenge of the Binks
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News of th World Really Wants to Capatilize Off This Whole Michael Jackson Thing
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Striptease of the Day
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Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Are Back Licking Ice Cream Cones
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Michawl Jackson’s Preliminary Autopsy Report Leaked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt
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Marion Cotillard Has the Best Mullet Ever
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Vanessa Minnillo and Topher Grace Are Most Probably Making Sex
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More Mischa Barton Meth Face
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Being Karl Lagerfeld – The Camel Toe Edition
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Bruno on the Tonight Show
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Lizzie is Amazing
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Girks Got Balls
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Golfing with a Big Stick
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Horny Girls Got Naked in the Party
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I’d Let Ginger Suck My Blood, Would You?
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Larry the Lawyer Knows How to Party
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Baby Swing Those Hips
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Courtney Love is Downright Scary
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Emma Griffiths Hard Nipples
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Babe Fingering Her Ass
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Eve is All That
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Cassie & Her Half-Shaved Head @ 2009 BET Awards
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Aria Giovanni Lingerie Montage
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Homemade Mario Kart is Amazing
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Once Upon a Time, Tom Cruise Was Awesome
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she Farted and Created the World!!
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Lo and Behold, It’s a Vaginal Vending Machine
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Ahnold Hates the Ozone Apparently
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WTF Were They Thinking- Tattoos
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Jailbait Make Out
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Bikini Ass of The Day
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Vega Brings Out the Whores in Bikinis…
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