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2009

20

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Mini Skirt of the Day

When Love Hewitt was in her last relationship she let herself go. She’d go out in public in period stained sweat pants. She’d eat and eat and fucking eat until those very same period stained sweat pants didn’t fit anymore and she was pretty much disgusting to look at, but like any good break-up bitch got her shit together, and any new budding love affair, bitch started fuckin’ again, and now she’s out in boots and a mini skirt like some kind of whore, because I guess he is one in the bedroom for that dude from the movie Scream.

So to all the girlfriends who would refuse to fuck me, here’s your proof that fuckin’ a loser can do some good for you.

Posted in:Fuck Me Boots|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2009

20

May

Lindsay Lohan and Her Underwear Brim of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is my seems like a sweet girl who is just misunderstood. People just like pickin’ on her because of rumors of her taking multiple men into the bathroom at clubs and parties, or because she’s rumored to be the washed up den mother who pounces at any new cock in the industry, only to get rejected, because she’s a liability and no one wants to touch her for various reasons. Like studios can’t get movies insured, actors don’t want to be associated with her crazy and she is rumored to be a paparazzi whore, who is always in the media because she tips the fuckers off to not be forgotten. But she’s still Lindsay fucking Lohan and here she is showing off her lesbian underwear waist-band that I’m not convinced is so lesbian but I am convinced would be pretty spicy to suck on and wrap around my flacid dick in some kind of panty fetish porn scene starring me.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Underwear

2009

20

May

Jessica Sutta’s Tits in Australia of the Day

Here’s a Pussycat Doll, her name is Jessica Sutta and she’s arriving in Sydney for whatever award show is going down there. You may want to google it, since Australia award shows are your fuckin’ passion, but I’m not going to bother because I am lazy and figure if the Pussycat Dolls are there, I don’t really want to be.

She’s wearing some kind of sticker bra/pasties shit which makes no sense because she’s got implants and implants are the 5000 dollar bra that will save you money on bras pretty much paying for themself in the long run, I guess the only explanation is that she’s a cockteasin’ cunt.

Posted in:Jessica Sutta|Tits

2009

20

May

Brooke Hogan’s Official Music Video of the Day

I know you’ve all be excited for the fat version of Paris Hilton to release the new video of her new single called Falling and it’s about falling for a guy, falling in love, and she rocks her flat ass and broad shoulders out in a bikini while some weird lookin’ black or white guy that I guess she found at some orphanage because he looks like the kind of guy who’s parents would leave him on the fuckin’ doorstep after seeing his crooked face raps over her shit.

Now I may not be a music producer, but I don’t know how anyone can listen this and think “Shit, that’s a wrap, we’ve got gold” because everything from the beat to the lyrics to the fuckin singing to the rapping to the fuckin video is a piece of fuckin’ shit and I can only assume it was her birthday gift from her dad, because otherwise I have no faith in America.

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Music Video

2009

20

May

Lady Gaga’s Uterus Mirror of the Day

I was trying to figure out why Lady Gaga was wearing a mirror on her uterus. At first I thought it was to let people watch themselves going down on her, so that they can be haunted by that low point for the rest of their fuckin’ lives, but then I realized it’s because bitch has a fucking gunt/muff gut like a 45 year old mother of 4, because she’s a fucking vile pig and rockin’ a mirror covering the shit makes some optical illusion that distracts people from her testicles, but I could be wrong, maybe it’s just an annoying fucking fashion statement, like not wearing pants on a flight around the fuckin’ world, like a fat slobby motherfucker who hasn’t left his couch for 5 days and all it does is make me wonder why it real girls don’t dress like this, because it seems like something I could appreciate on the right body, but instead we’re stuck with the ugly ones.

On a sidenote, I wrote this post while taking a vile shit, because it only seemed fitting. Thank god for laptops…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Mirror|Uterus

2009

20

May

Some More Hayden Panettiere Praciticing Her Bodybuildin’ Poses of the Day

I posted pics of Hayden Panettiere in this bikini yesterday, but my whole life feels a little repetitive, so I figure why the fuck not post the rest of the fucking pictures because there is no such thing as fresh in my life, especially when it comes to my wife’s vagina, plus the bitch is showing off her ripped body and doin’ her body building competition poses, so this is some exclusive look into her prepping for her dreams of being the shortest Mister Universe, now all she needs is to get out of that girl bathing suit, because Mr Universe don’t do bikini tops, just bikini bottoms.

On a sidenote, guess who’s hungover…I’ll give you three guesses. Winner gets nothing.

Posted in:Bodybuilder|Hayden Panettiere

2009

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was talking to an ex high class escort the other day, you know the kind who charges 5,000 dollars an hour, but who got busted and forced back to montreal and offered her 15 dollars for a blow job, I figure she’s gotta be cautious about her shit now that everyone is watching and 15 dollars can buy her a couple happy meals or one of her high class escort cocktails at the bar so that she can think about the glory days…. this is what she said.

i can only fuck for love. i’m partied out, sorry.

I just wanted a blow job, I don’t know where all this fucking got into the mix…so I asked her this ….

how much do you charge to let me jerk off to your facebook profile

Free. That’s how much and I got the rash on my dick to prove it.

You know what else is free, my stepLINKS and here they are.

Gwenyth Paltrow And Scarlet Johansson’s Giant Tits Are Gonna HAve a Massive Catfight
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Now This is a Food Fight I’m Glad I Didn’t Miss
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The Best Closeups Of Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits
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Now That’s a Rough Day At Work
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Jaime Pressly?s White Trash Bikini Liquor Run
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A Hard, Gay Tv Throwdown
This is From Japan, Go Figure
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Jesus is Not Happy With Mel Gibson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Your Graduation
Or Already Happened When You Did Graduate
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Termintor Will Give You More Happy Endings Then a Chinese Massuese
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Jessica Biel is Drunk or Delisional or Both
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All you need is Chicks
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One Wedding and a Funeral
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Striptease of the Day
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Hayden Pantyairs is Still Showing Off Her Ass in France
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Supermodel Daniela Urzi is a TOPLESS Argentinian patriot.
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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Here’s The Trailer For Sherlock Holmes
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Courtney Cox is Actually Starring in a Show Called COUGAR TOWN – VIDEO
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Well I Guess The Recession Isn’t Effecting Britney Spears
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A Nike Commercial With Puppets is the Only Kind of Nike Commercial I Wanna Watch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Man Kate Hudson is a Whore
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Alison Angel is Stripping By a Tree
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The Repo Man is Coming
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Wearing Panties to Work is Over Rated
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Kick the Shit Out of a Shamwow!!
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These Spider Pictures Will Probably Scare the SHit Out of You
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Haven’t Seen Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bit
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Gabrielle’s Got Some Big Fucking Tits!
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Ass, Pussy and Fingers. Nuff Said
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Olivia Wilde: GQ Magazine, June 2009
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Agnes Will Light Your Fire
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Lisa Rinna Comes Clean About Her Hemorrhoid…Lips
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Candice Cassidy is Playboy’s Miss June
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Denise Milani Will Make Your Afternoon Better
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Charles Barkley is The Worst Golfer Ever
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“Requiem For An STD”
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

19

May

Hayden Panettiere Getting Rubbed Down By a Bruised Ass in her Bikini of the Day

More Hayden bikini pics, I felt I had no choice but to post them, not because her little body is lookin’ pretty tight, but because of the bruised ass that’s rubbing her down. I assume that is a product of ill-planned lyposuction, you know a little too last minute to recover from because you couldn’t decide whether you were going to go Cannes or not and when you finally decided it was a “GO” and booked your ass fat suction appointment you knew you’d be bruised up but at least you’re old lady ass won’t be cellulite ridden, so thanks for that lady.

Posted in:Bikini|Hayden Panettiere

2009

19

May

Pam Anderson Scratching Her Hepatitis of the Day

Pam Anderson went to her son’s baseball game because he isn’t old enough to be a piece of trash alcoholic, drug addict, party addict, sex addict, stain on society like his mother and father, but it will come and so will stints with rehab, therapy, and becoming roomates with Sean Stewart and it’s not that big of a surprise, the two kids I grew up with who had a whore mother, like actual hooker who worked from home are now both male strippers in the gay stripclubs who turn tricks if the price is right, because that’s all they know.

I guess if you grow up watching your mom scratch her hepatitis pussy at your little league games, or catch your friend jerking off to your parents in a sex tape, or even seeing momma rip lines off the toilet seat to practice for an upcoming club appearance, shit scars you and is the start of your journey into a very bad place.

Posted in:Hepatits|Pamela Anderson

2009

19

May

Some Dude Named Jesse Spencer and His Girlfriend Louise Griffiths’ Bad Implants on the Beach of the Day

I have no idea who these people are, but I am not going to let that stop me from posting this shit. The reason I started this site wasn’t to post about shitty celebrities I don’t give a fuck about, I just did it cuz it was easier than going out on the street with a camera trying to convince random chicks to pull stunts in their underwear, so as the months turned into the years, I slowly became a celebrity site, and since I never had an interest in celebrity, I’ve never really been able to spot them, remember their names, or keep track of what they are in, so this motherfucker could be a fuckin’ star for all I know, and I’m only posting this post because of his girlfriend’s shitty fuckin’ implants.

Now I get why a skinny flat chested girl would get a set of tits. They were teased all their lives and they are tired of fuckin’ with their t-shirts on. They are tired of being insecure from not being able to accept being less of a woman. They tell their friends they wanted them cuz so clothes fit them better, but in reality, it’s cuz they are feel inadequate and think it will be the key to happiness, so they get the shit done on a budget, cuz that’s all they can afford and are desperate to end the pain that comes every nice summer day when they are too shy to get into a bikini, not knowing the aftermath will be two offensively round, hard bullshit tits that look about as real as my Gucci sunglasses that I got in China Town for 2 dollars and that say Gusshy on the shits….if you know what I mean….

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Jesse Spencer|Louise Griffiths