I am not fucking joking, these are pictures of Diddy leaving Miley Cyrus’ house, because the only thing gangster about this motherfucker is that he had Biggie killed to advance his pussy, candy-coated Hollywood career. I mean seriously, when rappers are seen hanging with Miley Cyrus or leaving her house, and they aren’t R. Kelly pissing on her face, it confuses me. Sure, I hate Diddy to begin with, he blocked me and all his artists on Twitter, because dude’s got a fuckin’ vagina, but I find this kind of behavior just proves he just got his period for the first time last week.
Here’s Miley Performing at Some Free Concert This Weekend for the Perverts with No Taste…
Like all recently single whores, here’s Kate Walsh showing off some tit for some male attention.See, I don’t know who this bitch is, but I can tell her pussy is dripping, sure it could have to do with the fact that she’s ovulating, and hungry for sperm, but I like my recently divorced angle, cuz it just makes sense to me. Every girl I know who gets out of a relationship, turns into the town whore fucking as many cocks as possibl for a solid few months, before getting locked down again, because one of those cocks has enough money to stick with, it’s just a vagina thing and it all starts with the lowcut shirts…and ends with the herpes scabs..
Nothing is as unsettling as the reports of the Carradine death photo that was released by a Thai tabloid and showed the man hanging from a closet with his genitals bound, with a woman’s wig and panties on, in some really obscure auto-erotic/masturbation/asphyxiation shit, because motherfucker was in his fucking 70s, leading me to believe that the older we get, the weirder our sex lives get, reminding me of my fear of dying of a heart attack everytime I fuck my pocket pussy/random household objects that double as pocket pussies.
Either way, the picture has outraged his family, as they would probably outrage your family if you died of a masturbation accident, I mean if they even noticed you were dead, but I am sure they are out there somewhere, so if you’re an American teaching English in Thailand while fucking 12 year old Ladyboys on your time off, scan that shit and send it in.
I guess he wasn’t much of a real Kung Fu Master. What a disappointment.
There’s something pretty magical about watching Sophie Monk riding some weird Mexican donkey themed toy you’d see kids posing with, not because I am into watching kids ride things for sexual pleasure, but because I like Mexican themed shit being riden by hot, busty, hard nippled Australians who ever since moving to America to be with her lame fiance who left her for Paris Hilton’s vile vagina, despite his true feelings that his heart really belonged to his twin brother, are desperate for attention and letting paparazzi agencies do these kinds of low budget photoshoots with her, in hopes someone picks it up. We’re talking a few steps away from a porn career and motherfucker, I’m ready for it cuz I think this bitch has got it going on, despite the bad choices she’s made in choosing cock to put up inside her….
I am going on day two of a hangover even though I didn’t drink last night. I guess I did that good of a job on Thursday night, where I was drunk and molesting girls everywhere. They didn’t have to be hot, they just had to not be too resistent.
I am thinking about a lifestyle change that will involve changing the name of this site to the ex-drunken, now sober because drinking raped my soul stepfather. But I always hated people who didn’t drink, they made me feel uneasy, especially when they would try to do gay shit on me when I was too drunk to say no.
Dr Drew Thinks Lohan is Going to Lose a Limb Before She Gets Sober, Dr Stepfather Hopes that Limp is Actually Her Uterine Lining All Over My Dick During Period Sex Cuz We’re Crazy Like That….. GO
Some husband arranged to get his wife raped because it was his fantasy to see a man break into his house and have his wife sexually assaulted. That is some pretty sick shit. He put responded some shit out on Craigslist because it is a place where you can make anything happen, no how weird shit is and I had to post the video as a how to not go about it for those of you who want to see your wives raped….while I just want mine to die of natural causes and that’s not a sexual thing for me, just a matter of convenience…and freedom this hell I am living, this prison sentence that shows no sign of easing up, no matter how much bitch eats…
I linked a story the other day about Marilyn Manson dating pornstar Stoya, because pornstar pussy is the closest pussy gets to dead pussy, from the smells to the loose fit, to the cold dampness, to the diesease, bacteria and magots, I mean other than digging up a dead body or sneaking into the mortuary, you sick Goth fuck.
Anyway, they are already causing controversy because Marilyn Manson claims to have shaved a Swastika into her pubic hair, even though he’s a Jew, or at least looks so much like a Jew that there is no way he isn’t a Jew, cuz I guess he’s self-hating, trying to be shocking, or into fucking Nazi pussy and who the fuck really cares.
They only thing I’m getting out of this story is self hatred for not having dated a pornstar at least once in my life, because I have never had a girl let me shave her pussy, or shape her pussy hair specifically for me. I remember buying my wife a bikini wax kit and having her let me try it out on her, but that she ended in a bloody burnt pussy mess, I’m talking actual scaps and blood, making us never really venture down that road again, not to mention fat chicks don’t like maintaining their shit, mainly because no one fucks them, but also because they’ve given the fuck up on life and are too fucking lazy to try to reach around their stomachs to get to the shit.
Here’s the story if you care….
MARILYN MANSON CUSTOMISES HAIR
Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika, a symbol used by the Nazis, into his new porn star girlfriend Stoya’s pubic hair.
Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika into his new porn star girlfriend’s pubic hair.
The controversial rocker – who has been involved in an on/off relationship with ‘The Wrestler’ actress Evan Rachel Wood – is dating Serb-Scottish adult movie star Stoya, who allows him to customise her intimate body hair.
He said in an interview with Britain’s The Times newspaper: “I drew it on with blue eyeliner. I had to call the hotel, ‘Can I have a protractor, please?’ It was 6am. But you’ve got to line it up properly. You know?”
However, the ‘Beautiful People’ singer insists his relationship with the 22-year-old brunette is not serious.
He explained: “Do I have a girlfriend? Yes. No. But I’m single.
“I have a bruise. It goes from here to here. I don’t know where it came from. That means I had a good night. Loose women – I’m intoxicated with loose women.”
Here are some pictures of Stoya cuz she’s got that Alt model, Gothic, Sasha Grey, Young and Unconventional porn shit going on that is going to make her a big star in today’s porn world especially with all these lame gothic scandals
Kate Bosworth is one of those girls who I never really bothered noticing and I am really not sure why. Maybe she hasn’t been in enough movies I’ve seen. Maybe the paparazzi don’t follow her around enough, maybe she doesn’t really have enough scandlas, but she I am falling in love. This is exactly what a girl should look like, even though she’s not showing off anything, not flashing anything, not slipping anything, she looks clean and like the kind of girl you wouldn’t wish you used a dental dam on when you spend the day licking her pussy.
So if you don’t look like this, or your girl doesn’t look like this, you best print these pictures and bring it to your plastic surgeon, or post it on your fridge, cuz otherwise it’s just not worth living. Seriously. Kill yourself.
These GQ pictures remind me a some 1970’s erotic film kick only not very erotic at all.
A bunch of years ago I was working in construction with a friend of mine and we were doing demo on a house. We got the plaster off one wall and noticed a metal tin. We opened it up and found a handful of love letters than I guess were sent to this guy over the course of a decade from some girl and in those erotic love letters about missing each other, and classy sexual references because it was the 60s and they didn’t say shit like “Rape your gaping asshole while choking you out with a rubber cock as my friend pissed on your face”, you know like we do today when we are trying to express our love to our long lost mistresses, girlfriends, or whatever this “secret” love affair was.
The highlight of the tin was a series of topless photos of the chick and at least 4 or 5 tufts of her pubic hair in various letters, mainly because I had never seen pubic hair from the 60s, and it as nice to see how little it has changed over the years, but also because sniffing it made me cum pretty fast when jerking off to it, I just hope the pubic hair once belonged to a woman, cuz otherwise that’d make me gay, right?
The only reason I am posting this is because we’ve all watched her grow up and I know that whenever I catch myself checking out a girl I knew when she was 10, I feel nice and fucking creepy but not as creepy as you the first time you watched the Harry Potter movies and you thought about how hot she’s going to look after puberty hit or at least that’s what you told yourself to justify why you were jerking off to a 12 year old wizard to make things less fucking creepy, motherfucker
Well it turns out that she’s not all that hot and her see through fetish dresss isn’t even see through, but the post is done, I can’t turn back now.
