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2009

13

May

A Little Midge Tit for the Midget Lovers of the Day

I have a friend who is obsessed with midgets. He watches midget porn. He watches that Little People Big World TV show. He talks about midgets all the fucking time. It’s actually fucking uncomfortable how much he is drawn to midgets.

I thought he was joking at first, but as months turned into years, I realized that he’s for real and he’s even saved up money from collecting cans to get his ass to Orlando for the Little People convention this year, he’s supposed to get me video, so brace yourself for good midget content.

His logic is that fuckin’ them is like fucking a 5 year old, which to me isn’t a good thing, but to him, excites him since his dick looks porno sized, and he can flip them in ways a normal sized person can’t be flipped. He also figures they don’t take up too much room so they’d fit perfectly in his studio apartment, they probably don’t eat too much, making them affordable, and the whole thing works for his modest lifestyle.

So I am posting this Debbie Lee Carrington for him, because a successful Hollywood midget is better to get off to than the local midget in leg braces with bucked teeth who he terrorizes, but can’t manage to convince to fuck…so this midget in video is the cream of the midget crop for a midget lover. Good times.

Posted in:Debbie Lee Carrington|Midget|Tit

2009

13

May

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits for Pepsi of the Day

I don’t really understand the message that Pepsi is tring to send out to the kids. Not because they have her dressed in PVC with her tits hanging out of the shit, but because they sponsoring an amateur porn whore. Her major claim to fame was having a sex tape released starring her, her big tits, her fat ass and her bald pussy all getting ravaged by a black man.

That’s pretty much telling white girls everywhere that if they want a career, they just need to videotape themselves fucking a black man and next thing you know, they’ll be on TV, they’ll make lots of money, they’ll get corporate sponsors and it’s a hell of a lot easier than having actual talent.

I guess in their defense, it’s only fitting for a junk food company to sponsor and girl who has a junk food addiction and a body that has been affected in a good way from a junk food diet, instead of sponsoring my wife on her sleep apnea oxygen tank, with her insulin needle in arm, sweating while clumps of her hair constantly fall out as she struggles to the bathroom to take a disgusting shit I’ll be forced to clean off the fucking walls….

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

13

May

Khloe Kardashian is some Self-Released Topless Pics of the Day

I guess with the success of the leaked Cassie pics, you know with the increases in her twitter followers, itunes downloads and the whole becoming an overnight household name, Khloe Kardashian wanted in on that shit, so she leaked these pictures of herself on twitter, not that they are erotic in any fuckin’ way, but they are of her in a mermaid costume covering her little tits, and we all know that when you’re built like a fucking ox, little titties fuckin’ suck, they almost just reaffirm how much of a waste of space you are, not only to the guy sitting next to you on the plane, trying to squeeze the fuck in between you’re shoulders and those of window, but to the rest of the fuckin’ world. Maybe these topless pics of yourself should be used for good, like motivation to kill your family then yourself. Just a suggestion. You fucking beast.

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Topless

2009

13

May

K’Naan Video of Day

K’Naan is an African rapper who’s been living in Canada for a while and dude is amazing. I was up on his first album and got hooked on a song called “Strugglin'” that I’d turn on pretty much every shitty day of my bloggin’ life, when she was down, when the wife was annoying, when the site was getting sued and no readers but I put hours of wasted energy into it.

He dropped a new album a while ago and I checked my Twitter and Lindsay Lohan is up on his shit. Kanye is up on his shit. Everyone is up on his shit and this is his new song.

You need to check him out cuz he’s a fuckin’ talent. True story.

Posted in:K'Naan

2009

13

May

Hayden Panettiere’s Got A Little Nipple of the Day

I remember trying to convince a girl I was dating to get herself an IUD, or to get on the fuckin’ pill, because we don’t want to get her pregnant and I always cut holes in the comdoms so that they’d accidentally break, because she was the kind of girl who always insisted on using condoms, even after dating for 4 months monogamously, and I’d want that natural feeling. At first, I’d only do it on special occassions, like on my birthday, or on Saturday nights after drinking or getting high, knowing the sex would be awesome and she’d be in good enough spirits to no notice, but then I got hooked ont he skin on skin feeling, so was staging the broken condom shit every second day, until one day, I got sloppy and she walked in on my tampering with the fuckin’ goods, only to freak the fuck out for me “jeopardizing” her pussy, and she never spoke to me again, except for the time she called me threatening my life because she failed the papsmear and I’d given her HPV. The “these things happen” rationale didn’t really go over very well.

That story has nothing to do with Hayden Panettiere.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Nipple

2009

13

May

Fergie Nipple of the Day

I don’t know if this is Fergie’s nipple, but I guess it could be.

Lookin at this picture brings back horrible memories of high school, where on days we’d be forced to do Gym class outside on fall days, in my pair of short jogging shorts that I got at the second-hand store 3 years earlier and that were a good 3 sizes too small for me, where the girls in the class would rock out with their nipples out in their tight t-shirts, forcing my pubescent, embarrassing-sized, mini-cock to harden into an even more embarrassing sized erection, because I couldn’t lie that it’s just small when flacid, once I came myself, and shit dripped down my leg, only to get called out by the teacher, other times I’d just get laughed off the football field or sometimes, if I was lucky, sent to the principal’s office for being the inappropriate, horny immigrant, where my foster parents would be called in and I’d be lectured and sent to confess my sins, all because of one fuckin’ girl and her amazingly hard teen nipples.

Either way, here’s Fergie, showing what I assume is nipple, but may not be, but is good enough for me, because sometimes, nipple is all it takes….

Posted in:Fergie|Nipple

2009

13

May

The Slut in Fabulous’ Videoshoot of the Day

Some rapper named Fabulous had a video shoot and on his video shoot was some hot lookin’ bitch in handcuffs, the way I like my hot lookin’ bitches best, because it means I’ve done my job in fighting the law properly, by citizen arresting them with my cock, a punishment worth that life in prison and one that may be a death sentence, but I don’t know for a fact, cuz I am scared to get tested for AIDS, but sure as hell feel like I have it. Word. (keepin’ it black for the hip hop post, cuz that’s how we do)…

Posted in:Fabulous|Slut|Video

2009

13

May

Ghetto Brawl of the Day

Ghetto Brawl

I am a bad blogger – It is 1 pm and I am just posting my first post of the day. Perez Hilton gets up at 4 am everyday to hustle his site with his staff of people, meanwhile, at 4 am, I’m sucking back on one of my last drinks of the night, wondering why I wasn’t able to convince that teenage slut to invite me back to her apartment for an all night dance party on my face.

Here’s a video of a Ghetto Brawl inside some burger spot with a whole lot of ass flashin’ to start up my slow starting day…

Posted in:Ghetto Brawl of the Day

2009

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

You know what I hate about you? That you never buy me gifts. There was a time on the internet where all these little sluts used to have personal websites and on the side of the site was their fucking wishlists and perverts would buy them the shit they asked for, thinking they’d get in good with them and get some nude pics out of them. That’s never happened to me. Not once has someone hit me up and said, shit man, I like your site, here’s a watch, or here’s some booze, or here’s a gift certificate at American Apparel to buy yourself some fuckin’ leotards. Nothing. I get nothing from you. Yet, I give so much.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Halle Berry’s Amazing Tits
GO

CHICKS!!!
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Now Here’s a PSA That We All Need to Be Aware Of
GO

GO

Step TV Throwback of the Day
GO

Minka Kelly Works It
GO

What Else is a Girl To Do in An Office?
GO

Can’t Make My Mind Up About Jessica Biel
GO

Just One of the Gynos….
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Vanessa Hudgens Will Most Probably Get Naked Sooner Than Later
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Miss California Compared Perez Hilton To Satan.
She May be a Homophobe, But She Ain’t Far Off
GO

Sienna Miller Topless Throwback
GO

Sarah Michelle Gellar is Looking Good
GO

Yeah, I’m Sure If You Were Fucking Angelina Jolie You WOuld Be Drunk Dialing Aniston Too. Sure.
GO

Quentin Tarantino is Kind of Turning Me On
GO

Lindsay Lohan is Way to Skinny to Have a Baby She is About to Abort in Her Belly
GO

Katie Holmes When She Was Hot
GO

Ivy Black is In the Kitchen
GO

That’s What You Get For Driving a Scooter, Fag
GO

Blonde Goddess, Red Velvet
GO

Who Wants to Buy the Guido Kingdom?
GO

Walking Down the Street Naked Works For Me
GO

Meet Sammi and Lexi
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

I Wanna Find the Guy Who Egged PAris Hilton and Shake His Hand
GO

Saskia Howard-Clarke topless
GO

Micaela Looks Good on Green Velvet
GO

And MORe In the Keifer Sutherland/Brooke Sheilds Drama
GO

Britney is a School Girl
GO

Bai Ling Looking Wierd As Always
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Now THOSE Are Tits
GO

Carrie Prejean “Topless” Pictures
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Stella Videl Will Make Your Afternoon Better
GO

Ahhhhhhh Beyonce
GO

Hey There, Elf Tits!
GO

Hello LA Ass
GO

Bonus – Highschool Girl Fight

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

May

Eminem Peed on Mariah Carey of the Day

You can stop sending me this video. I have seen it. Eminem says he peed on Mariah Carey. His album drops in a few days. Statements about pissing on Mariah Carey tie in nicely with the album launch. I don’t really care either way, people like peeing on people and people like getting peed on, we shouldn’t make such a big deal about it, especially when it’s an obvious cry for attention, a “Look at Me Everyone” situation…like the time I told the local papers I Scatted out with Paris Hilton when she was in town, only no one listened to me, because I am not eminem….

Posted in:Eminem|Fetish|Golden Shower|Mariah Carey