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2009

08

Apr

Anna Faris and Her Tits at Some Premiere of the Day

I saw some cheesy whore on a date with some meathead in Ed Hardy the other day. She’s the kind of girl you can tell goes on dates with many random men, many times a week, because I’ve seen her game before and I’ve seen her hustle, and I recognized the desperate weak conversation they were having about how often the dude goes to the gym, and how she kept telling him how amazing his muscles were, because I guess she doesn’t know better, and thinks that meathead guys are good husband material, or at least good fucks, or who fucking knows, what I do know is that she looked like a cheap whore, the kind of girl you want to wear a condom with, you know a pornstar without a porn contract, and her t-shirt was shredded apart like Anna Faris’ dress and this story really fucking sucks and I don’t know why I just told you it, because if someone told me this story, I’d laugh in their face and call them fuckin idiots for wasting my fucking time, so feel free to do that in the comments.

Posted in:Anna Faris|Premiere|Tits

2009

08

Apr

Jennifer Love and Other Tits at some Gen Art Event of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt was at some film premiere for some Gen Art collective shit that showcases all the best in independent film or some shit, but based on their attendees, it looks like they are more into showcasing slutty tit.

Speaking of tit, I didn’t get fucked on my birthday, I didn’t even make it out to the stripclub, I didn’t even get a lapdance, or date rape a bitch. I guess next year, we’ll try to make it out to this Gen Art brothel. Not that you care.

Posted in:Gen Art|Jennifer Love Hewitt|Sluts|Tits

2009

08

Apr

A Little Stallone To Make Your Day Better of the Day

Fuck today’s been hell. I just can’t manage to get anything done, so I’ve turned to Stallone to inspire me to get shit going. Dude’s jumping around like a nutcase and he’s in his fucking 60s, so if he can do that for millions of dollars, the least I can do is get out of my birthday depression and hangover and post some fuckin’ pictures of celebrities to hate on….

If you’re not into old men jumping off shit, maybe you’ll appreciate the shit this old man used to jump on in the 80s, when he was married to this monster Brigitte Nielsen.

Posted in:Action Star|Stallone

2009

08

Apr

Some Chris Brown Shit to Start the Day of the Day

I am not dead, I jut woke up and the first thing I came across after a night of hard fucking drinking for my birthday that ended at 6 am, with me passed out in a pool of urine on the side of the street, after having a fist fight with a chick, who I was trying to get to show me her tits, that I clearly lost.

So I figured it was appropriate to post this Chris Brown shit, where a girl gets a good beatdown from a dude and loses her wig, because that’s the new representation of gangster. Fuck sellin’ crack, rippin people off, shooting and being shot, it’s all about treating a cunt like the cunt she is. Respect.

Posted in:Black on Black|Chris Brown|Fight|Man on Woman

2009

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It is my birthday for a few more minutes, I have been drinking since noon. I am going to drink some more. But before I do I figured I’d post up my links as a gift to all you cocksuckers who I hate. If I don’t die tonight, I’ll be back tomorrow. Remember I love each and everyone one of you equally, I have no favorites, except for maybe that one chick who sent me nudes today. You know who you are….

Real Girls Who Want to Talk To You Naked
GO

Jessican Simpson and Her Sweet Tits Got Lots to Cry About Today
GO

A Water Jet Pack Couldn’t Get My Fat Ass Off the Ground
But I’m Sure You Will Like It
GO

Close Ups Of Tyra Banks’ Beautiful Tits
GO

Protest Prank Ruins the Cause but Makes For Good Laughs
GO

Find a Girl fo Tuck, Because Winter is Over and You Must Be Sick of Your Fat Girlfriend By NOw
GO

Fat kid Food Rap is Making Me Hungry
GO

There’s Something ABout Anna Faris. Maybe It’s Her Breasts?
GO

Hmmm, I Don’t Think Thats Stacy
GO

Home Simpson Vagina!! PICS!!111!1!1
GO

Martina Aitolehti Gallery
GO

Seth and Avi Get a ‘Massage’
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Kate Beckinsale’s Ass Crack is Lovely
GO

What Can I Say, Burger King + Sponge Bob + Sir Mix A Lot is Kind of Amazing
GO

The Entire Ronson Family Hates Lindsay Lohan
GO

Naomi Campbell Nipple Throwback
GO

Summer Glau is in Lingeries
GO

Beyonce is Looking Good As Always
GO

Audrey Tatou May Be my New Obsession
GO

Girls Wanna Be Bad
GO

Eva in White
GO

Evolution of the Female Weather Forcaster
GO

Madonna Needs to Put on a Pointy Bra and Let This Adoption Shit Go
GO

Don’t Tell You Think You Can Do This On Your Own
GO

Asian Kat Masterbates in Front of the Camera
GO

Alright!! Who is Gonna Buy Me a GM Plus Segway?
GO

Rio Carnaval is Full of Tits
GO

Bill Murray is a Pimp
GO

Sophie Howard is Topless
GO

Ass and Oil is Always Nice
GO

And MORE Kate Beckinsale Hottness
GO

Aria Giovanni in Stockings
GO

911 Emergency Comedy!!!
(listen for the last one)
GO

Cell Phone Sex Tape Clears Man of Rape Charges
GO

Michael Jordan is FINALLY in the Fucking Hall of Fame!
GO

And This One is Just Plain Fucked Up
GO

Make the Most of Your Evening
GO

Party Sluts…being Sluts….
GO

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

Apr

Eminem’s New Video for We Made You of the Day

Eminem is back and I am just as happy as his white suburban wrestling watching fans because I think dude’s a talent. This video is like that video he did about Fred Durst/Moby/Christina Aguilera shit, only he’s got a really fucking weird accent. He disses Kardashian, Jessican Simpson, Sam Ronson, Ellen, Britney Spears, I don’t dig the song, but it’s gonna be big, at least the album is going to be, even if seems more like a comedy album, maybe it’ll grow on me, I do dig his pink Alf Shirt though, that shit is gold.

Posted in:Eminem|Video Premiere|We Made You

2009

07

Apr

Lily Allen and Lohan Cover Womanizer of the Day

I haven’t been keeping track of pretty much anything the last couple of weeks, because I don’t really care. I read Lohan and Ronson are broken up, I read Ronson is getting a restraining order because Lohan is crazy and on drugs, and I did a google search to see if Lohan has died yet, because she hasn’t called to wish me a happy birthday and that’s so unlike her, you know since she’s never called to wish me a happy birhthay, or called me for anything for that matter.

I ended up coming across this video, that 300,000 people have seen, so I am not really quick on the shit, but apparently Lohan got on stage with Lily Allen at her concert and if you can stomach seeing this fat broken uterus in offensively tight shorts, you’ll see Lohan get on stage and sing along with Lily Allen awkwardly, probably because she knows that Lily Allen is good friends with Sam Ronson, and Lohan’s done gone nuts.

Why did I just write all this?! I really couldn’t tell you.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Lindsay Lohan|Womanizer

2009

07

Apr

Sienna Miller’s Showin’ Off Her Dirty Bare Feet of the Day

I don’t know what it about Sienna Miller, but I do know I want to fuck her. Unfortunately, I feel like a lot of people have beat me to it and by a lot of people, I mean A LOT of fucking people. I feel like she’s had more cock than Chick-fil-a. You know the kind of girl who smokes hard, drinks hard, rips coke hard, and jumps on dick hard and often, and I guess that’s almost disgusting.

See, I am the kind of guy who likes my vagina’s like a luxurious shoe still on the shelf at the shoe store, you know the kind you aren’t too sure how many times they’ve been tried on, or if they’ve ever been tried on, because they are firm, the leather is tight and they are in pretty mint condition, you know something you’d spend a couple hundred dollars on.

Now I’ve got a feeling Sienna Miller’s vagina is more like the kind of shoe you’d pick up at the second hand store for 50 cents, you know mismatched, discolored and slowly turning grey, loose and falling apart, worn by many people and fucking stinks because of some infection that was left behind, with a weird rough patch near the toe and a hole in the sole…..if you know what I mean….

And here is Sienna Miller not wearing any shoes going through Airport security, showing off her dirty hippie, free spirited, fun loving, slut feet that I know at least one guy has cum all over…..

Posted in:Bare Feet|Sienna Miller

2009

07

Apr

Iron Man’s Got Some Real Masculine High Heels of the Day

Cross-dressing is not really my thing, unless I am really fucking drunk, horny, desperate and running on a budget, in which case I can program my brain to believe whatever has my dick in its mouth, doesn’t have a dick of their own.

So I am not posting these pictures for you to jerk off to, I am just posting them because seeing Robert Downey in high heels makes me think that those showers in prison really changed a core part of him, but then I remembered that he’s Iron Man and playing some put together rich hero and I guess a hero can’t be 5 foot 6.

So I am posting these pictures to try to destroy your fantasy that Iron Man is the best fucking thing in the world who has nothing wrong with him, because I know you have a deep love for anything comic book oriented, I mean comics are your only true friend, I want to stop you from making a fool of yourself at your Iron Man fan club meetings in that Iron Man chat room, because the movie is lying to you.

See, I always look out for you and your virginity….

Posted in:High Heels|Iron Man 2|Robert Downey Jr

2009

07

Apr

Sam Ronson’s Wild Dog of the Day

You can’t make this shit up…This is the headline that came with this picture:

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Sunday April 5 2009. A wild dog is spotted outside Samantha Ronson’s Los Angeles home. Neither Samantha nor her on/off lover Lindsay Lohan were seen at the property at the time of the coyote’s visit.

I guess it was a nice change of pace for her neighbors that it was an actual wild dog and not just a rabid, manic, droolin, barking, yelping, screaming, raging, hormonal, insane, Lohan that needs to be takin’ out back and shot.

Posted in:Coyote|Sam Ronson|Wild Dog