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2009

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

This Mischa Barton date hasn’t worked out too well. Seems like she’s a bit of a snob. I guess I didn’t really try to stalk her hard enough, I mean that would require leaving my shitty house and I don’t think I’m down for that, but if anyone of you are her Publicist, let her know we can film a sex tape or something, a really bad bad sex tape, oh right…her publicist dropped her…oh well…at least I’ll always have my stepLINKS…..and here they are….


You’re As Big An Animal As I Am
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Holy Shit!! Little Alfie is NOT the Father!
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Why is British Television so Amazing
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The Top Ten Toys From the 80’s
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Jaime Hammer Looks Good in Stripes
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A World Without an Asshole Gordan Ramsey Is Not a World I Want to Live In
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It’s So Good, You’ll Forget They Are in Bikinis!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tera Has Tits to Die Fors
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Rebecca Simonsson is the Swedish Girl We All Fantasize About.
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Striptease of the Day
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Diddy Only Likes Light Skinned Broads Cause He is Racist
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Natalie Portman May Well Be Fucking Spicoli
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German Maxim Loves the Old Britney Spears
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And THERE’S a Catherine Zeta Jones Panty Flash
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Call Me Crazy, But For Once Audrina Patridge Isn’t Making Me Want to Puke
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For Fuck Sakes Pam Anderson, Put a Bag Over Your Fucking Head
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Scarlett Johansson is Getting SKinnier By the Day
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I Love You Allessandra Ambrosio
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Lap Dance on a Dating Show – VIDEO
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And That’s What Happens When You Get Caught Cheating
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Madonna is Buying Another Baby
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Bree Lynn in the Great Outdoors
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Vicky Blows is in Loadeds
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I Wanna Be All Over Zeina Heart
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Being High Grant is Pretty Amazing
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Rachel Stevens Gallery
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Brianna Frost Pierced
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Something Smells Fishy in Jersey
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Who is Christina Stefanidi?
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I Wanna Grab Nina Roxannes Pig Tails
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Ray J Sure Does Love Him a Cougar
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No Shit, It’s a Fucking CLOAKING DEVICE
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Maybe Being a Cop Isn’t All Bad
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Heather Plays With Herself
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Katrina Darell is Just Plain Slutty
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Maybe Jaime Lynn Spears Sin’t Completely Retarded
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Ang Lee (Yes THAT Ang Lee) is Directing a Comedy, and Apparently its Hilarious
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Some Hot Interview With Superstar Pornstar Sasha Grey
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Hottest Student Bodies 2009: The 50 Best Colleges Ranked By Looks
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Some Dirty Orgnaic Food Viral….
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Amputee Hooker – Nice….
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BONUS VIDEO – 101 Sex Positions from Some FHM Sluts….

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Even Though It’s Not Workin Out So Well for Me…But Nothing Ever Really Does…


Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

26

Mar

Padma from Top Chef Erotic Burger Ad of the Day

I don’t watch TV, so I don’t know what this Top Chef shit is, but I wish I did, because the girl who hosts it is pretty fucking hot. Her name is Padma Lakshmi, nice and ethnic, the kind of ethnic who is happy to bang people like me all because of dreams of citizenship.

Unfortunately, we’re a little too late on this one, but there are millions more out there, because Padma’s no longer the little girl in the small village that has no running water but she has made it. But I guess that romantic relationship she had with the Hamburger because it represented freedom and the American Dream to her hasn’t died out, it is still part of her core, and here she is in a pretty erotic ad for Hardee’s Western Bacon Thickburger, giving it back to what inspired her to get here and I’ll tell you that it’s much hotter than when my wife downs a burger or three….

Posted in:Padma Lakshmi|Sex|Top Chef

2009

26

Mar

Anna Kournikova Beer Pong With Fallon of the Day

I hate Jimmy Fallon’s show, I like QuestLove from the Roots, but I find Jimmy Fallon a total piece of fucking shit. He isn’t funny. His jokes are bullshit and motherfucker’s trying too fucking hard and needs to get himself a real writing staff, because motherfucker just laughs at himself, can’t tell a fucking joke and pisses me off.

So, I can’t stomach his show, and I did watch it the first week, but that was just to hate on him via twitter, hoping to crack his concentration and get him off the air. I failed, but still waiting for him to acknowledge I exist.

That said, he had Anna Kournikova on and she looked amazing in her black dress, she’s a hot Russian I would have loved to mail order, if she didn’t use sports to escape the communist rule.

They played Beer Pong, cuz he’s and idiot and tries to play games with the people he interviews and I guess he’s also trying to connect to the college kids, something I can relate to, because I always want to connect my dick at the very least with college kids, while giving his advertisers constant shout outs because he’s trying to survive, something I can’t relate to.

This is the video, I didn’t watch it, even though she looks amazing, but I did get to the point where she says Bananus and I liked it….

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Beer Pong|Jimmy Fallon

2009

26

Mar

Lesbian Boat Ride of the Day

I always thought that when lesbians got together they fucked each other with non-penis shaped objects, like dolphin dildos, you know because they hate cock. I also thought they’d do the scissor pussy rub, eat each other out, maybe talk about bullshit, stage a protest about gay marriage, tie themselves to a tree for the environment, shop for lesbian sandals, maybe hate on men for violating them, or objectifying them by punching their penis pillow, maybe they shave their heads, or grow out their armpit hair, I mean I just don’t fuckin’ know, because I don’t know real life lesbians, the only girl on girl action I’ve experienced has been college girls experimenting for a lot of male attention, so actual lesbians are like mythical creatures to me, but thanks to Rosie, I know that lesbians go on boat rides.

Posted in:Boat|Lesbian

2009

26

Mar

Natalie Portman and her Tight Ass Pants of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on with Natalie Portman’s Jew Ass, but those pants seem tight, but not as tight as the fullback underwear she’s has on underneath, that are squeezing her in ways that make her ass look like some kind of bread product you’d get at the Jewish deli down the street on sale during passover because jews are apparently bread haters and apparently are tight panty wearers, and I am ready to end it all by producing garbage like this, because I don’t know what to say about Natalie Portman, I was never a fan and never understood her appeal, but I do understand why she was the “it” girl for Jewish guys and that is because she doesn’t look like a rat like all the other Jewish girls in their lives….true story…

Posted in:Ass|Natalie Portman|Tights

2009

26

Mar

Some Girl Lets Us Know What Rocket Science is…of the Day

I don’t like Judge Judy because the way she talks annoys me, I didn’t realize she was still on TV and had assumed she just died off in the 90s, but I guess I am wrong.

I do like stupid girls, because they are easier to get naked and sucking on my dick.

I don’t understand how this made its way on TV.

Posted in:Dumb Slut|Rocket Science

2009

26

Mar

Fergie’s Legs Go on a Fitness Hike of the Day

Fergie’s not the rock hard body she used to be. I call this the marriage workout. She can finally kick back and take it easy and tell her husband that she was out exercising, meanwhile she’s just planning on gaining enough weight for her husband to regret ever marrying her.

Maybe this low intensity working out, is because her heart is so wrecked from her meth addiction, but I have a feeling that whole meth addiction was bullshit, because I know meth addicts and the last thing I expect out of them is a successful music career and happy, rich, full life, I just expect the scabs and premature death. Maybe Fergie knew someone who did meth and she smoked a hit once but didn’t inhale, but no meth addicts succeed, no matter how many days they stay up jacked and ready to work….because their idea of work is painting their one room apartment black and similar insanity.

Either way, she doesn’t look hot, but she’s hotter than my wife, so I’ll post it.

Posted in:Fergie|Hike|Legs|Workout

2009

26

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Brings the Positive Moment of the Day

So I am tried of being seen as this negative energy and as I cleanse my life from negative people, I feel I should bring some positive vibes to the site…that said, here’s my positive message inspired by Jennifer Love Hewitt by the pool…

Hey Jennifer love, you don’t look offensively fat, maybe it’s gotta to do with the decency and respect you have shown by covering the fuck up, or maybe it’s because you have taken some time to work on your body to get back on track. Good Job.

I tried. Not very hard, but I tried none the less.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Vacation

2009

26

Mar

Bob Sinclair and His Wife in a Bikini of the Day

There’s some electronic music I like and a lot that I hate. Bob Sinclair is the cheesy dance music I fucking hate. It’s not so much him or the success he’s seen. But more the people he leads.

He is the leader of the Ed Hardy movement and in Montreal at least, the king of the chachi motherfuckers. Whenever his songs about feeling the love, or worlds going on, these lame motherfuckers start screaming and dumping their bottles of vodka on hot stupid girls, who don’t know better, because the media tells them this kind of behavior is ok to imitate, all while rocking 200 dollar T-shirts they buy with their parent’s credit card.

Here’s Bob Sinclair’s wife in a bikini, because I can only assume she’s some Euro trash coke slut he met in Ibiza while she was DJ Whoring her way to the fuckin’ top. Sure he’s got a great lifestyle, partying all night, traveling the world for free, fucking hot partysluts, but that doesn’t mean he’s good or cool according to me and I’m sure that really upsets him…Enjoy.

Posted in:Bikini|Bob Sinclair|wife

2009

26

Mar

Shenae Grimes Brings the Death Wish of the Day

I hate when ugly girls get ahead in life and are wrongfully labeled hot because the media or people who live in small towns filled with fat girls mistake her for being hot just because she isn’t fat. You know who act like they are the fucking ultimate because of receiving too much positive reinforcement throughout their lives. Die. You over-rated Canadian piece of shit.

Posted in:Death Wish|Shenae Grimes