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2009

07

Apr

Sienna Miller’s Showin’ Off Her Dirty Bare Feet of the Day

I don’t know what it about Sienna Miller, but I do know I want to fuck her. Unfortunately, I feel like a lot of people have beat me to it and by a lot of people, I mean A LOT of fucking people. I feel like she’s had more cock than Chick-fil-a. You know the kind of girl who smokes hard, drinks hard, rips coke hard, and jumps on dick hard and often, and I guess that’s almost disgusting.

See, I am the kind of guy who likes my vagina’s like a luxurious shoe still on the shelf at the shoe store, you know the kind you aren’t too sure how many times they’ve been tried on, or if they’ve ever been tried on, because they are firm, the leather is tight and they are in pretty mint condition, you know something you’d spend a couple hundred dollars on.

Now I’ve got a feeling Sienna Miller’s vagina is more like the kind of shoe you’d pick up at the second hand store for 50 cents, you know mismatched, discolored and slowly turning grey, loose and falling apart, worn by many people and fucking stinks because of some infection that was left behind, with a weird rough patch near the toe and a hole in the sole…..if you know what I mean….

And here is Sienna Miller not wearing any shoes going through Airport security, showing off her dirty hippie, free spirited, fun loving, slut feet that I know at least one guy has cum all over…..

Posted in:Bare Feet|Sienna Miller

2009

07

Apr

Iron Man’s Got Some Real Masculine High Heels of the Day

Cross-dressing is not really my thing, unless I am really fucking drunk, horny, desperate and running on a budget, in which case I can program my brain to believe whatever has my dick in its mouth, doesn’t have a dick of their own.

So I am not posting these pictures for you to jerk off to, I am just posting them because seeing Robert Downey in high heels makes me think that those showers in prison really changed a core part of him, but then I remembered that he’s Iron Man and playing some put together rich hero and I guess a hero can’t be 5 foot 6.

So I am posting these pictures to try to destroy your fantasy that Iron Man is the best fucking thing in the world who has nothing wrong with him, because I know you have a deep love for anything comic book oriented, I mean comics are your only true friend, I want to stop you from making a fool of yourself at your Iron Man fan club meetings in that Iron Man chat room, because the movie is lying to you.

See, I always look out for you and your virginity….

Posted in:High Heels|Iron Man 2|Robert Downey Jr

2009

07

Apr

Sam Ronson’s Wild Dog of the Day

You can’t make this shit up…This is the headline that came with this picture:

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Sunday April 5 2009. A wild dog is spotted outside Samantha Ronson’s Los Angeles home. Neither Samantha nor her on/off lover Lindsay Lohan were seen at the property at the time of the coyote’s visit.

I guess it was a nice change of pace for her neighbors that it was an actual wild dog and not just a rabid, manic, droolin, barking, yelping, screaming, raging, hormonal, insane, Lohan that needs to be takin’ out back and shot.

Posted in:Coyote|Sam Ronson|Wild Dog

2009

07

Apr

Gisele and Tom Brady Got Married in Costa Rica of the Day

Gisele and Tom Brady got married in Costa Rica and here they are on their way to the pharmacy to buy some topical creams and some prescription pills to stop the emotional pain the day after. Apparently when they went to consummate their relationship for the first time after the ceremony, because she’s a good little Catholic girl who would just use her mouth up until they marriage,Tom Brady freaked the fuck out when he discovered that she didn’t have a penis.

He hasn’t spent the last 15 years of his life hanging in showers, jerking off to dudes, to marry someone with a vagina. I guess based on her face, it’s one of those false advertising situations and he’s got every right to be pissed off….

Posted in:Costa Rica|Gisele|marriage|Tom Brady

2009

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It is my birthday and I am not doing anything. I am not at the strip club drinking my face off, I am not at the all you can eat for 200 dollar brothel down the street getting a blowjob, I am not at an Asian rub and tug, I am not even watching sex tapes that I’ve made with ex girlfriends while crying, remembering the good times…..I am sitting next to my wife who has a spoon full of peanut butter she was suckin on, resting on her disgusting cleavage, knowin’ I am not getting laid tonight, realizing that is the real gift from god. Happy Birthday to me….

Taylor Momsen Sluts It Up At Church
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If 90’s Pop Songs Had the Features of DVDs, These WOuld be the Deleted Scenes
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Audrina Patridge, Hoe Or Housewife Picss
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Idiot Broad Locks Herself in Her Car
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Lebron James is AMAZING!
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Kellie Pickler is Lookin’ Fine
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They Are Full Bodied, With Just a Hint of Yeast
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EPIC CHESS!!
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Ginnie is Downright Sexy
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The Nine Worst Roomates You Will Ever Have
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A Good Women Makes Wife Worth Living. Trust Me, I Hate My Wife and Want to Die
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Gary Coleman is One Upset Midget
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Striptease of the Day
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Paris Hilton is Going to Be Single in 3, 2, 1…
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Whitney Houstan Must Really Love Bobby Brown
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Stephanie Pratt Panty Upskirt
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Thandie Newton Almost Gives me a Boner
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Here’s Some More Lohan and Ronson Drama, and This Time Its Getting Juicy
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The Penis Festival of Japan Looks Kind of Amazing
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Billy Ray is Stepping Up the Pimp My Daughter Game
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Heidi Klum is a Pizza Girl
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Boobs Pop Out a Plenty
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Guy Barfs on a Stripper!! VIDEO!!
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Denisa and Her Pink Pussy
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A BMX Fail is Always Good For a Laugh
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sUse This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Bunch of Catwalk Nip Slips
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Victoria Silvstedt is Back
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Lindsay Strutt naked and British
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Shake that ASSSSS!!s
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Kendra Wilkinson is Half Retarded
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Melyssa Ford Will Make You Want Her
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Sandy Delivers More Than Pizza
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Kaye Moss’s Very Cokey Cooking
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Carrie Underwood, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Chewbacca Plays the Guitar!
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Now That’s Some Dirty Talking
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JOhn Mayer Wrote a Song About Jennifer Aniston
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The Hangover that Just Wont Go Away
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77 Sexy Farrah Fawcet Photos
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Are You As Confused As I Am?
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BONUS!

Worst Burglar EVER
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

06

Apr

Fat Kid Rapping About Food of the Day

I don’t know why but I am really not into writing about celebrities today, so I decided to go get lunch and pretty much waste away like it was a Sunday since I am into this 2 day hangover shit, now that my liver doesn’t metabolize alcohol anymore, so I figured I’d post a fat kid rapping about food, because I was a fat kid and I am still fat and I don’t have that same relationship with food, but my wife does, and if she could, she would have married herself some cured meat or some shit. Instead she’s got me and is in need of a cure, that was a bad STD joke. We like to keep them local. You know in the vagina. I don’t know man. Hard day today is all.

Posted in:Fat Kid|Food

2009

06

Apr

Shout Out to Mexico of the Day

Some of you know I am Mexican. Sure I barely lived there, none of the culture is part of my life, but It’s still something I embrace every time I hit up the local Mexican restaurant when I try to sort out a deal on my meal. Unfortunately, the place is about as Mexican and Jessica Alba and owned by white people, staffed by South American people, and don’t really care about serving those born in a country they are exploiting.

Some of you say I don’t cover enough Mexican content, so when I saw this life changing video of a Mexican cop, I had no choice but to deliver, because in this fall to poverty that was supposed to be a rise to the top, I can’t forget my roots.

Posted in:Mexican Content

2009

06

Apr

Keepin’ Shit Classy in the Ghetto of the Day

I hate when people say that shit in the ghetto isn’t classy. Just because people are poor and strugglin’ doesn’t mean they don’t know how to be examples to society. I think this video will prove all the haters wrong and remind us that the real hell is the suburbs.

Posted in:Ghetto

2009

06

Apr

Lauren Conrad Does a Bikini With Her Boyfriend of the Day

Phony actress Lauren Conrad brought her boyfriend out to the beach and shit changed my fucking life. Actually it didn’t. It just reminded me that someone so much more useless than pretty much anyone I know can be so much more successful and well-received by the general public, despite being average at best in looks and substance, but I guess that’s just the world we’re livin’ in, at least it’s going to end in 2012, at least that’s what I read, and that means I only have a couple more years before seeing all these fuckers die, because as you know, I will survive the apocalypse, because I’m a cockroach, I just don’t have much of a cock.

Posted in:Bikini|Lauren Conrad|Top

2009

06

Apr

Venus Williams Dressed like a Gorilla in a Bikini of the Day

I was going to say that it’s not Halloween and that Venus Williams can take off her Gorilla suit, especially when at the beach, where it’s hot and could lead to some kind of heat exhaustion or death, like what happened to an old crazy lady who lived in my building and always wore snow suits in the middle of summer, because she didn’t realize it was summer, and she just ended up roasting to death in her apartment a few years ago, but then I realized that shit is just her Hulk body and remembered some of you weirdo’s find her hot, especially when she lets other girls climb up on her like she’s some kind of amusement ride.

Posted in:Gorilla|Venus WIlliams