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2009

21

Apr

Lady Gaga Does Coldplay of the Day

I am continuing my Gaga hate watch and this time it is her in concert on her piano doing the Coldplay Viva La Vida song. I used to give her some credit about her singing, I used to say the face of an accident victim and a voice of an angel, but her voice isn’t even as good as I originally expected. She may have the same level of sex appeal as Susan Boyle, but she doesn’t have her talent.

Either way scroll through to 3:30 and listen to her drag queen swag that pisses me the fuck off everytime I hear it. Speak like a normal person you fucking piece of shit clown.

Now I’ll get to posting bitches you wanna fuck, just give me a minute.

Lady Gaga, Coldplay
Lady Gaga Does Coldplay of the Day

I am continuing my Gaga hate watch and this time it is her in concert on her piano doing the Coldplay Viva La Vida song. I used to give her some credit about her singing, I used to say the face of an accident victim and a voice of an angel, but her voice isn’t even as good as I originally expected. She may have the same level of sex appeal as Susan Boyle, but she doesn’t have her talent.

Either way scroll through to 3:30 and listen to her drag queen swag that pisses me the fuck off everytime I hear it. Speak like a normal person you fucking piece of shit clown.

Now I’ll get to posting bitches you wanna fuck, just give me a minute.

Here’s Gaga being fucking lame in the UK….Check Out the Fatty in the See THrough Shirt….Not the Fatty in the Umbrella-ella-ella-eh shirt….Why is she doin the whole hanging with fat chick thing…or right…cuz she’s fat and they are fatter…that makes her feel skinny…I get it…she’s so obvious….

Posted in:Coldplay|Lady Gaga

2009

21

Apr

Chester French Album Drops Today of the Day

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I started following one of the members of Chester French a month ago not knowing who they were, but all these rappers kept responding to them and figured they must do something interesting, because you know rappers are always knee deep in interesting shit, like drugs, money and women.

Eventually, I figured out they were in a band on tour with Gaga. That’s when I started buggin’ out on them over the internet, trying to get access to Gaga in hopes of grabbing her crotch to see if there was what I expected there to be, if you know what I mean.

They never answered, so I ended up sneaking into the show, and after the show, after getting totally fucking wasted, I was out on the street paying a bum 2 dollars to show me his cock and these two guys walked by me laughing. We got to talking, they were in Chester French, I told them I was bugging them on twitter, we hugged it out and it was the start of a long lasting friendship that I expect will get me invited to their rockstar weddings and mansion parties, maybe get invited on tour or at least get some sloppy groupies no one wants, and if they don’t want me on tour with them, maybe a couple topless /nude pics of their whore rich girl fans. Even though they seem too decent for that.

They launched their album today. I predict it’ll be huge, they are getting tons of love and doing things right and I wish them all the success they deserve and hope you click through and get yourself a copy, since what they are offering is pretty fucking reasonible you bootleg pirate motherfucker.

Get Their Fucking Album, It is Going to Be Huge….
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BONUS – Here’s their Video

Posted in:Album|Chester French|Drop

2009

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Fuck – I forgot to do my links. My friend got the ALF season 1 DVDs and I’ve been pretty absorbed in the shit becuase it is amazing. I now know found something worth living for. We are 14 episodes in, 10 more to go, blame 420, even though I hate 420 talk and it’s not ever 420 anymore, so maybe you should just blame me liking being fucked up.

Follow Me On Twiiter Cuz It Is Fun
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Here are my links…hope I’m not too late sweethearts…

Spend Your Time Wisely
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Brooke Hogan Hides HEr Dick For a Minute
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Welcome to Jones BBQ and Foot Massage
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Is This Asian Scam-Artist Sexy Enough To Fuck?
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How About Some Hooter Cash Wash Girls?
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Twitter This, You Fucking Twat
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Border Patrol!!
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Sneezing in Slow Motion is Kind of Disgusting
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The TV Edit Of Snakes On A Plane Is Better Than The Original
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Some Leaked Footage From the New Halloween Movie
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Striptease of the Day
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Don’t Worry, Watching This Won’t Make You a Homo
You All Ready Are a Homo
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WTF Happened to Rupert Everett’s Face?!
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Lauren Pope Panty Upskirt
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Teri Hatcher Kind of Freaks Me the Fuck Out
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Jessica Alba Mom Jeans
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Alright I Admit It, Those Assholes at Macs Have Amused Me
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alona is Awesome
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Death Wish Defined Here
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Adie Rides a Big Toy
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Bikini Belly Flop HaHa HA
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Bikini Aerobics Good Times
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Kate Hudson Bikini Shots Do Wonders
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All Aboard the UK Babe Boat
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Adrienne is One Hot Babe
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Fuck You Dita Von Tease
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Day at the Beach With Sandee Summers
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Lindsay Lohan So Wants the Peen Again
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It’s 2:30 AM. Do You Know Where Your Mother Is?
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Cheerleaders in Slow Motion
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Sexual Predator on the Bus, No Biggie
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Everybody Hates Miss California
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All Your Fave TV Shows Are Being Cancelled
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Dancers of the 2009 NBA Playoffs
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Twincest Anyone?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

20

Apr

Reese Witherspoon Does Some Softball Training of the Day

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This one is for the dudes who don’t want to admit they like dudes. You know the kind of guy who spends their weekends watching baseball, telling concerned family and friends, that this obsession is because it is America’s national sport and represents everything American’s stand for (being lazy), when in reality they are watching the shit for the tight pants.

You know this way you can watch Reese Witherspoon pull all your favorites moves and jerk off to it like you want to jerk off the MLB, but can’t because it’ll mean you’re gay, but doing it to Reese Witherspoon just means you have no fucking taste.

I am also posting it because I like the way she looks like she’s catching her mom-tit while getting dirt kicked up in her face like she wasn’t practicing for a part in a movie like she was Rosie O’Donnell, but was practicing to be treated like the worthless whore she is. Amazing.

Posted in:Athlete|Reese Witherspoon|Softball

2009

20

Apr

Who the Fuck is Jessica Cirio and Why Do I Love Her Dance of the Day

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I don’t know why this video just landed in my inbox, it was posted on youtube a long time ago, but I clicked the shit and saw some girl on TV in Europe or South America or wherever the fuck they are dressed like a school girl, doing some hot dance and getting fuckin’ stripped the fuck down to her thong and topless on fucking TV. Her name is Jessica Cirio and she’s from Buenos Aires and she should be invited to America to do this little number on The View, I am sure Whoopi would get hard for this shit.

Posted in:Buenos Aires|Jessica Cirio|Schoolgirl Dance

2009

20

Apr

Elle Macpherson and Some Shorts on Vacation of the Day

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I uploaded a ton of Elle Macpherson pics last week, I have no idea why, but I do know that I didn’t post them. I guess I was giving a little love back to the girl who introduced the SI Swimsuit edition to my masturbation, not that I get down like that anymore, but it was the 80s and porn access was limited, espectially when you live with psycho Christians who would strip search you everytime you came home, because they thought you were up to no good, and molesters for the sake of Jesus, not that it matters, I don’t need to air out my dirty laundry with you, even though I have a lot of it, but that’s just because my wife is a lazy cunt who doesn’t know how to be a fucking wife, but she does know how to eat a hot dog and not in the good kind of way, but in the obese all you can eat buffet kind of way.

HERE SHE IS RIDING A BIKE…..

BONUS – SOME PICTURES OF HER IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS THAT ISN”T SEE THROUGH AT ALL

Here’s that 1989 SI Shoot – I Fell in Love With…In Hindsight, She’s Got Shoulders Only a Gay Guy Could Love….But I was an immigrant, had lower standards, was hornier and 19.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|See Through|Shorts|Vacation

2009

20

Apr

Are any of these dudes you….of the Day

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I guess Craigslist really does come in handy. I’ve used to it to look for concert tickets and new apartments whenever I plan on leaving my wife, but I guess I wasn’t tapping into it’s full potential, not that I’d want to get with a 14 year old boy, but I figured where’s there’s 14 year old male prostitutes hustlin, 18 year old female prostitutes aren’t too far behind…but the problem with 18 year old prostitutes is that you don’t get your name and picture on TV and the Internet makin’ you famous and everyone wants to be famous…watch this sick story.

Posted in:Craigslist|Pedophiles|Sex

2009

20

Apr

Jessica Biel Naked in Her Movie of the Day

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Jessica Biel gets topless for her new movie where she plays a stripper, that is usually a move an actor takes when they are peaking and by peaking I mean on drugs because their careers have nose-dived and they are trying to hold on for their lives. You know a desperate.

Sure, everyone hates on her for being manly and hard bodied, but call me easy, she’s topless and I’m sold, penis in those sheer full back panties or in Justin Timberlakes ass or not. I don’t care, I’m just pissed that she’s rockin’those panties, because nothing pisses me off than going to a stripclub and the bitch on stage doesn’t get fully naked until the last 20 seconds of her second show because she thinks she’s better than stripping even though it pays her and her deadbeat boyfriend’s bills. Cunt.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Movie|Naked

2009

20

Apr

Audrina in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Audrina is useless, she can’t even get a see through shirt moment right. What the fuck is this whore good for other than being a vapid little cunt who is making more money than most people for doing absolutely nothing, proving that maybe she’s a fucking genius and I’m the fucking vapid cunt and who really cares, I know I don’t, I am just trying to rush through the day because I’m ready for it to be the weekend again, or in my case, everyday, making that whole statement pretty much mean absolutely nothing.

BONUS – Here is the Into the Blue 2 Premiere of the Day because one Into the Blue Just wasn’t enough garbage to put on film and spend millions of dollars on….Spoiler Alert- Here’s The Plot……

Plot: A pair of professional divers are hired to find Columbus’ hidden treasure

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bra|See Through

2009

20

Apr

Mallika Sherawat is Some Bollywood Star Over Dressed Making Milkshakes of the Day

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With the success of Slumdog Millionaire, I guess the Bollywood stars of India have decided to jump on the fucking bandwagon and make their way to LA, the Land of Opportunity, to bring their Bollywood know-how to America and get paid serious money for it. You know, let the little Slummy kids break the market for them, on a bigger scale than the weirdos and native Indians who were their American audience to date.

I guess the takeover quest hasn’t been too lucrative for her, breaking into the Hollywood scene was harder than expected, even for an already established star in India, because otherwise I’d doubt she’d hit up an Ice Cream shop dressed like this, screaming fr attention and holding bananas, unless the guy who runs this Ice Cream shop tricked her into letting him show her the way to break into the scene and I gues sit wasn’t horrible advice because I just posted it and my site make stars and by stars I mean will do absolutely nothing for her.

BONUS – Slumdog Millionaire Kid Gets Sold of the Day

One of the stars of Slumdog who is actually from the slums of Mumbai was up on the auctionning block when her adoption papers and the starting bid was around 400,000 dollars, because you know she did contribute to the movie winning an Oscar and you know that movie did make motherfuckers in the slums want to get the fuck out of the slums, I don’t really see the big deal, if you make the kid you should do what you want with them and people should just be happy he hasn’t thrown her into the sex trade.

Posted in:Bollywood|Malika Sherawat|Tits