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2022

09

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

They must be trolling us with this trans shit, you know like they are trolling us with the gas price shit, you know that they could make gas free for everyone, but why would they ever do that, just like you know that any dude who thinks he’s not a dude, is just playing with you….

The funny thing is that the non binary trans folk out there are the ones who are creating the binary gender roles, because they’ve decided they either hate themselves and it is their gender’s fault, or they love themselves so much that they must be above gender, when binary gender of penis and vagina just doesn’t apply to them….

That’s not seen as crazy, that’s seen as normal…What is seen as crazy is believing in God….

So the gender roles they are trying to defy, is their own weird fantasy or delusions, because dudes can wear women’s panties if they are weird enough, like girls can grow out their beards if they are weird enough, men can get breast implants if they are weird enough, but to say that a man isn’t a man because he takes pills to make him womanly, is just some Halloween level troll…

You’re still a dude…..

I’m of the school of thought that you can cut whatever body part off you want, take whatever drugs you want, but when you start lying about it, I get annoyed, and when you get the support of the media on board pushing the insanity, I want no part of it.

That’s not a hateful thing to not cater to or buy into nonsense, a dude who thinks he’s a girl, dresses like a girl, lives as a girl is still a dude, and I am sure he knows it better than all the people pandering to him…

It is irresponsible to play along with his crazy.. Your gender is what you are born with…stop the nonsense…how you live isn’t your gender….so when you see pyscho teachers mad that people dont’ want them teaching and confusing kids with that shit, you know they are crazy too…..

The best thing about it is that the world is so fucking nuts on every level, that the pronoun troll isn’t even the biggest issue, unless you’re the one who just ate a tranny’s pussy not realizing it was a dick as it came down your throat because you’re just trying to be inclusive, modern, and not some toxic male….or maybe you’re a closet case, either way, enjoy the Monkeypox.

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Amber Rose Partners up with Playboy
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2022

08

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Times may be changing, like sand in an hour glass, or retards kicking a soccer ball at each other in the park, actual retards not dumb people..I don’t know where I’m going with this, I just saw a handicapped dude kicking a ball like his life depended on it while he had no fucking fitness to support his passion and excitement, all huffing and puffing like he’s about to have SUDDEN ADULT DEATH SYNDROME…..sads….as he runs across the field all clunky like to get the ball…..the kind of passion we all need.

But yeah, times may be changing, but one thing is fucking constant, and that is that Boy Scouts, which is apparently now COED are the same weird, awkward, overly skinny, or overly fat, socially awkward, mask wearing NERDS….and that’s probably why they get molested by the creepy adults it attracts to chaperone and lead that shit…

I just saw nerdy Boy Scouts…..while on my quest to find tits…because I guess we’re all boy scouts and retards just out here trying to survive…or see park tits!!

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Kevin Hart’s Wife’s Ass in a THong
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Girl Pranks Vs Boy Pranks – How Sexist
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‘War Hero’ Gets Accused Of Buying Medals Online
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Pour One Out for Former Cyclist Lucia Javorcekova’s Boobs, She’s Going to Have Breast Reduction Surgery
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Who Wore it Better? Megan Fox or Kara Del Toro
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Kylie Minogue on Fighting Kylie Jenner over her Name
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What it is like to Date a Model
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7 Worst Thing ABout Nice Guys
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Gymnasts are Suing the FBI for 1 Billion Dollars
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Aaron Rodgers Has a New Woman
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Man Saves Baby from Window
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2022

08

Jun

Naked Candice Swanepoel of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, that this isn’t a nude unless you see her gaping, leathery, mom pussy flapping in the wind…even a little anus, with the scar where the pussy ripped into the anus while giving birth, or some of those mom hemorrhoids because making babies inside you like some kind of pervert, is rough on the fucking body….

Or maybe, you don’t give a fuck about seeing the meat and potatoes of damage from childbirth, and are perfectly happy romanticizing Candice Swanepoel as the babe we all loved in her Victoria’s Secret heyday…and knowing she’s naked is better than seeing the goods….even though she has bounced back pretty amazingly for a mom and I’d expect her pussy and asshole to follow the lead of the rest of her….

So I’m going to agree, it’s not a nude without some labia, but I’ll still look at it, especially when it’s a model in her 30s who has had kids, proving to all the other mom’s out there that they don’t need to be sloppy and fat.

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2022

08

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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This is a post designed to celebrate and eroticize the whole being fit thing, so that some of these lazy bitches out there realize that fitness is hotter than fatness and if they’re going to get naked on the internet like all the other girls, they should do it as fit chicks and not fat chicks, it’s not very complex of a concept really, fitness is better always, even when there’s a little too much fitness and her clit turns into a mini-dick that you’ll be forced to jerk off like it was your dads….with your mouth…..I know you want those memories behind you…..but I just keep bringing them up…

Anyway, stop normalizing fatties, start making fitness part of everyone’s life, so going to walmart looks and smells better..

It’s the responsible thing to do people….

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2022

08

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini Sway of the Day

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Here’s your daily dose of Britney Spears, or the actress they’ve hired to play Britney Spears, dancing around half naked in what appears to be her rich person dungeon, back in the early 2000s, at last that’s what the quality of this weirdness feels like, and like every other Britney Spears, or as I like to call this new version of her, Briterny Spears, creeps me the fuck out.

I don’t believe that she’s free, or that she had miscarriages, or that she even handles her acccount, it’s possible, but I would expect her to creative direct something better, even being as out of touch as she would be being in captivity slaving away all these years she has a budget and team and no real excuse for this horror movie level shit.

That said, her tits look pretty good for someone who just shat out a miscarriage, allegedly…..

I figure if they want to distract people….they have to tap into old celebs that people still care about, while no one cares about new celebs, they have to dig up old stories….but if anyone buys that this is a Free Britney, you’re the fucking problem, but at least she’s half naked.

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2022

08

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I am a firm believer that we need to bring back the 90s ideals for beauty back, because I may be old and out of touch, an I may not hang with enough fat chicks to realize that their tits are so fucking big, they cancel out laziness, overeating and overall sloppiness..but I have a no fat chick policy for a reason.

I don’t care that fat girls celebrate being fat doing the same whore shit that skinny girls do without being ashamed of themselves, I know there are a lot of incel dudes who pay to see random sluts nude, instead of hustling real life random sluts to get them nude, the way nature intended who celebrate the fatty and that’s fine.

I am not saying KILL all fat chicks, I just think they should maintain their underground fetish and keep it to themselves as to not taint other girls from having eating disorders to look hot, the way unrealistic body images was meant to do.

But since this is my FAT POWER post, you know for INCLUSIVITY, so people can’t tell me I’m not WOKE….I figure if you have a vagina, no matter how huge it may be thanks to fast food, you should be showing it to the internet, it’s the whole point of being born chick…the act may be hot but the output itself doesn’t have to be….

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2022

08

Jun

Katie Holmes Panties of the Day

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Katie Holmes is a soulless cunt who I’ve come face to face on a dog walk when she was filming something here and bitch didn’t even smile at the pug I was walking, despite him being an angel sent from heaven, which I’ve come to realize is precisely why these monsters wouldn’t smile at a gift from god, you know because they have another god that they sold their fucking pussy to.

In Katie’s case it’s Tom Cruise and that whole cult that I know nothing about, something she broke out of, but is likely not because she found GOD or JESUS, but rather the devil himself…

I have this theory that she’s a robot, but she may just be programmed like a robot, her parts would be outdated by now an her stepford wife dreams would end up in the dump somewhere….unless she got an upgrade on her firmware….what do I know.

She’s in her panties and fuck me boots, which would be hotter if she hasn’t looked mid 40s for the last 15 years..but I figure if a bitch is whoring on the gram to get followers when already rich and famous, we’re in a terrible place as a people, but a great place for voyeurism….

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2022

08

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I think I may have the most comprehensive list of Weed Girls Smoking Weed while being slutty, ON THE INTERNET, not that anyone notices or that it’s a good thing. I mean smoking was obviously made to look Glamorous in all that Old Hollywood, Cowboy movie, shit, but getting high while being lazy at home is a whole other type of smoking…that I don’t believe any man really has a fetish over, if anything their chick smoking weed probably just makes her a little more laid back and willing to sit on a couch gaming, maybe a little more willing to not leave the house, but to stay in an suck dick instead, but to seek out random girls smoking weed, is obviously a niche.

This is today’s gallery or round up of weed girls, some who look like they smoke way too much weed due to the munchies, none looking like activists pushing for a GREENER tomorrow like a bunch of fake climate change activists, only this GREEN is actually beneficial and not some lie that makes corporations billions….YOU FUCKING HIPPIE.

I believe that weed is one of those destroy a bunch of industries with its multiple uses, from pharma fighting anti-depressants, or cancer treatments, to hemp…it’s like the cars that run off water, never invent one of those because you may end up suicided…..too much money and power out there trying to suppress the ENLIGHTENMENT….

So whether you like weed or not, these girls have the right attitude, being racy on the internet, giving boners to the people…THOSE FUCKING HIPPIES….

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2022

08

Jun

Stefania Ferrario Spread of the Day

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Stefania Ferrario is some nude model who has postured herself as a plus sized or body positive model and has probably made some money doing that, but from where I’m sitting she’s hardly fat enough to be credited as being some plus sized model, or some daring and edgy, confident and bold, body positivity activist, because she’s pretty average sized…..

That’s not to say she’s not chubby, or that she couldn’t benefit from walking her 10,000 steps a day, maybe laying off the donuts or carbs for a few months….it’s just to say she’s not offensively fat, so her getting naked isn’t really brave or ground breaking, or disgusting.

She’s rocking a on trend bush, something I’m happy to see as a bush ambassador for the last 20 years of this site, you can cross reference the archives if you think it’s some new fetish, it’s not, I’ve been loving pillows of the panties for as long as I remember and hating on bald pussy for it’s unnatural, stubbly, ingrown hair, chicken skin looking pussy behavior.

She’s hardly the fat girl drunk and horny getting naked at the bar because she needs something inside her so bad….which I doubt happens anymore, but it used to, but she is naked, and that’s what we’re here for…..a barely fat fat model with a body showing it off like some kind of bimbo….I’m into the creative vision….I’m just glad she’s not fatter.

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2022

08

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The most fascinating thing about the pussy, at least as far as I’m concerned, is not the whole shitting out life, which is pretty remarkable, albeit creepy as shit because the idea that a woman is a 3D printer may be amazing, the fact that life grows inside them like some kind of outer worldly event, making me question our entire existence and the meaning of life, because that’s fucking crazy..in one of those “parlor trick” situations….where all parlor tricks don’t even come close to that magical shit…making me wonder why anyone would mistreat a woman, or how we could ever not be a matriarchy society, because that shit is something you bow down to and worship like it was a plane crash in a remote tribal island, where they just assume that shit came from heaven, because that’s the only explanation that makes sense.

But yeah, the most fascinating thing about the pussy, is how much you can fit into one….and the frontal wedgie, the pussy wedgie, the cameltoe that shows us all the pussy of mainly strangers on the street, like they’re not walking around pussy first, is the gateway to that abyss…it’s like every pussy wedgie is a new cave for a cavern hunting caver to explore…just how much volume can that pussy take…something they probably should have used to teach high school physics because even with a shitty teacher, I’d remember that formula….

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