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Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day

Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day

Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2022

Jun

Alexandra Stan Topless of the Day

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I post about Alexandra Stan more than I’ve ever listened to her “Mr Saxobeat” song, not because I don’t rock out to dance music like a drunken piece of shit when at the strip club, but I prefer silence, knowing that they send us messages through all their popular music, I saw Josie and the Pussycat and when realizing that I knew every lyric to both Lady Gaga and Katy Perry without every actively listening to any of their songs, I thought “what else are they doing to me”…..like turning me gay like the chemicals in our water and food, ALL THAT BIRTH CONTROL PILL PISS HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE, why not back into the system to turn us all into a bunch of bitches….or maybe to make me hate my life because I am not the popstar that I was destined to be….because feelings of inadequacies is all part of their agenda.. YOU ARE WORTHLESS, THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT, LISTEN TO THEIR EVERY WORD….

But yeah, Alexandra Stan a one hit wonder, which is really all any of us could ask to be, is still in action, posting some topless pics, that could be filtered and fake since she’s older now, but it’s the internet, it’s all fake a gay, so we’ll just appreciate it cuz she’s fucking hot.

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2022

Jun

Ashleigh Tribble’s Wine and Body of the Day

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I haven’t done one of these hipster photoshoots in a long time, even though I love them. I am too lazy to try to recruit photographers and models to collaborate with me, plus the general perception of the site, being called DrunkenStepfather and all, is that it’s nothing anyone wants to affiliate with, even when the site was big, with a lot more traffic, people would not touch it, advertisers wouldn’t touch it, and that’s unfortunate because I’m not all that bad, we coulda done big things together girl, just cuz I call celebs whores, doesn’t mean I shit on girls who do nude shoots to help themselves become the celebs I’ll eventually end up hating. It’s a process!

Anyway, if I had my way, all I would post on is the no name, low level model who hasn’t broke through the clutter, like a king maker, not someone trying to kick celebs while they are up.

So seeing this Diamondhead, Mississippi based photographer and model collab on their updated an improved basic white girl of instagram activity, drinking wine, because they put the hot body in lingerie outdoors and that warms my soul…

The photographer is Heath Lander – a lawyer by day….hipster photographer by night!

The model is Ashleigh Tribble and she’s fucking amazing, roundest ass I’ve seen today, not that I’ve seen any asses yet, but you get what I’m saying and if you don’t, it’s that I’d watch her drink wine all the time….Pulled from NAKID

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2022

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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This is my bathing suit song and by song I mean post that I wish was a song because that way I could make actual money off it, you know because if you were to listen to any of the top songs out there, the lyrics pretty basic, you know so that they an penetrate the mind of the half retards and get them in a trance, maybe while doing a tiktok dance, allowing the people behind the song to basically herd the sheep in the direction they need theme to be….

Blog posts on blog sites no one reads don’t have the same monetization or impact…but I would argue that bitches in bikinis do…it’s the foundation of social media, the bathing suit pics gets people excited, gets views and followers, even old bitches with no social media footprint benefit from stripping down for their actual family and friends.

Hence the need for a bathing suit song and a silly dance to bring together two things that keep us hypnotized and distracted….

As a hermit loner weirdo who has never had any real friends, I’ve managed to be deprived of real life bathing suit experiences basically all my life but luckily the internet saved me, thanks to exhibitionism…

So let’s get that bathing suit song workshopped, brainstormed and let these samples of bathing suit girls be our mood board.

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2022

Jun

Bench Press Improvement and Other Videos of the Day

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A Couple Girls Doing a Slutty Dance

Two Girls Getting It

Basketball Bitch

Solid Stripper Routine

Cow Girl!

Showing Off the Outfit

Squats

Military Babe

Putting the Boobies Up

Big Titty Seducing the Camera

Solid Dances

Painting with her Tits

@nataliereynoldsx it’s my favorite hobby ? #fyp #fakebody ? Originalton – kathi

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2022

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The craziest thing is that people think they are helping the kids, not abusing the kids, when they push them into gender swapping, or encourage them into gender swapping, at a formidable age when they don’t know better and can be tricked into basically anything…

Kids are dumb as shit, so when the people around them manipulate them so hard because they are so committed to the cause, and think they are saving lives by pushing it on the kids, it’s easy to brainwash so many people into believing anything….kids don’t stand a fucking chance…

All while forgetting that cutting off your dick or tits from social pressure, which is way worse than getting a shitty haircut or looking back on being goth for a few years or some bad tattoo because you can’t grow the dick back or laugh it off after you’ve destroyed your body over some concept pushed on you.

The good thing about all this pushing of transgenderism is that they’ve evolved the technology or procedure to make the pussy out of the dick, so the trans pussy was once connected to the colon, but now it it is no longer linked to the colon, so the trans pussy no longer smells like shit or drips out shit, unless shit has got into it the old fashioned way, from fucking a shit dildo made in your freezer….

Here are some morning stepLINKS..

Doja Cat Bikinis
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Odell Beckham Jr Crashed Sean McVay’s Wedding
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Kylie Jenner’s Titty Bikini Weirdness
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Johnny Depp is on TIkTok because of Course he Is
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American Woman Wins The Cheese Chasing Competition!
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NFL fans react to news of Broncos star Jerry Jeudy leaving field early due to injury
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Funny Movie Theatre Prank
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Deebo Samuel is Expected to Attend 49ers Mandatory Minicamp
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Drivers Driving Horribly
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IG Model Olivia Mogan is Back in a Bikini
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2009 Drone Footage of a Destroyed Road
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Rams Make Aaron Donald the First Non-QB to Make $30 Million a Year
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2022

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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We’re obviously living in two or three timelines, where one timeline is fucking nuts and on a totally different planet than me, making no fucking sense in anything they say, usually about woke shit, inclusivity, gender, guns….with their crazy fucking eyes…..they’re obviously all medicated, miserable and watch too much TV to have such deep outrage…

Then there’s the timeline where everything makes clear sense, because it is based on logic and not emotion, so you can still joke around and have fun with other people who are also on your timelines, since they’re not outraged, just confused at how the other timeline is portrayed as the normal ones and not the crazy ones in the media and on the news…..

Then there’s a third timeline, one that I assume most TikTok celebrity influencer onlyfans types are on…which is the I don’t pay attention to any damn timeline, I just worry about my damn self and the money I make and spend on dumb shit and that end of the world, society collapsing, economy collapsing doesn’t phase me….I’m at the top of my game….I’m too busy staring at myself in the mirror…

Then the last timeline, the one you may want to consider joining is the bunker dweller with no acccess to the outside world because they now what’s coming….and they know that messages are being sent over Cellphone, internet and TV, so they avoid all of that…while growing their own food to wait out the storm….

Unfortunately, the only timeline I’m interested in is wherever the titties are at…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Torrie Wilson is Still Accepting Challenges at 46
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Alexis Ren’s Lingerie Selfie
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Paige Spiranac Answers Whether or Not She Would Sell Her Farts in a Jar
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Madison Beer in a Tight Top
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Georgia Fowler in a See Through Top at Cannes
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The Red Beaches of Iran
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Young Americans Show Off their Smarts
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Best Knockouts in MMA and Boxing
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Biden to Appear on Kimmel
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Why You Hitting Yourself?
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New Yeah Yeah Yeahs
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First Look at the New Wednsday Addams
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Dua Lipa’s Booty Shorts
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Tyler Herro’s Baby Momma Katya Elise Henry Posts Message About Being Cheated On
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Man Pranks Woman with American Psycho Prank
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Stalled PickUp Truck Gets Hit
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Crocodile VS Cheetah in this Nature Video
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Founding Bon Jovi Bassist has Died
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Bike Stunt Fail
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J.Lo Takes Home a MTV Movie Award
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TikTok Star Isabella Fonte Looking Hot
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Rams Head Coach Sean McVay and His Fiancee Veronika Khomyn Have Tied the Knot
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How to Send Email in 1984
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Performing All the Tricks of Vector in Real Life
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The Scrubs Revival is Happening
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Hide and Seek with a Bear
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Vanessa Hudgens is the Hostess with the Mostest
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IG Model Olivia Mogan is Back in a Bikini Top
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Foxes Visit a Woman’s Window
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Man Tests Bodybuilders for Steroids
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Heart Attack Time
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Kylie Jenner Drops a Thirst Trap
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Artsy Nude Shoot on the Farm in Romania
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Tom Brady’s Wife Gisele Bundchen Takes an Awkward Video of the Bucs QB in His Underwear
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African Trip Try Pizza
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Mormon TikTok Influencer’s Marriage is Over After Revealing They Were Swingers!
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Gracie Hunt Cooling Off in the South of the Border Heat
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High Voltage Cable Malfunction Underwater
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Pets React to Lion King
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In Case YoU Missed It – Things You Don’t Want Showing Up on a Public Wishlist!
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Fans Trash Madden 23 Graphics After Teaser Video Dropped
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Everything MTV Movie Awards
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Megan Fox in a Slutty Top
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Madison Ber in a Tight Outfit
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Kourtney Kardashian’s in a Sheer Top
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Phoebe Dynevor Posing in a Dress
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Tate McRae in a Bra Top Performing
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Nicoltte Sheridan Brings it to Dinner
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Bella Hadid Legs
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Danielle Armstrong and Ferne McCann in Swimwear
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Sofia Richie in Black
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Olivia Rodrigo in White Pants
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Maddie Petsch Walker
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Jennifer Lawrence Legs
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Alison Brie in Jeans
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Krysten Ritter in a Black Dress being Skinny Goth
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Kaia Gerber Tight Shirt
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Katherine McNamara Red Carpets
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Drink Up Lemonade
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Shit T-Girls Say
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Thick Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Naked Redheads
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Extreme Bachelor Party
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24 People Having a Shit Day
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Hot Nude Big Titty Model in Black and White
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TikTok Tits
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Butt Plugged
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The Human Dildo
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Babes in Leggings
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Big Boob Reveals
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My Kind of Banjo
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Hot Alxeis Gts Naked in Public
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Lost Keys
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6 WTF was that Moments
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Larg Areola
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Big Wetness
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Nude Model Claire Under the Tree
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A Bunch of Booty
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Getting Knotty
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Misfit Memes
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Stacy Cruz Nude Shoot
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Creampie Dripping
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Cosplay Porno
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Pillow Fucker
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Mental Mondays
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Jiggle Pussy
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Titty Licks
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Clear Dildo Riders
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Amateur Couple Fucks
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Spread Cunt
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Gym Fuck
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Toy Sitting
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2022

Jun

Sydney Sweeney Short Skirt of the Day

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Sydney Sweeny’s offically part of the culture….because there was a time when she had less than 500k followers on her social media, even after doing Euphoria, but all of a sudden she’s got 13 million followers, because BIG TITS GET HITS and she’s been showing those tits since she had those 500k followers pretty consistently…

Now, I may hate the show Euphoria and find it a depressing, negative, demoralizing, dehumanizing pile of shit…..where all the high school kids have it so bad, with their modern day issues, with gender, sex, mental healthy…..but I do like seeing Sydney Sweeney fake fuck on camera, so I get her celebrity, the tits are massive….

If you look past the tits, which seem to have landed multiple MTV movie awards, because obviously she would, the system is rigged as she came up through the system and not through social media…..she’s really not that impressive….but they need that person to cast in hopes of getting people to tune into the shows when everyone’s too self involved to bother…

So she’s not the hottest face, when she speaks she sounds retarded, her acting is dog shit, even in well written roles, but have you seen the tits?

She’s just sort of a dopey medicated set of tits, so that’s why you don’t look past the tits. That shit is her hook and that makes her dramatically better than if she didn’t have them….at least to a titty loving pervert like me.

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2022

Jun

Irina Shayk Ass of the Day

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from…..celebrate moms because dudes fucking suck, and the alternative are a bunch of miserable blue haired polyamorous freaks on TikTok discussing their identity issues, or whatever else it is they do….or the other alternative is a bunch of miserable 40 year old women who chose career over family, pay the tax man and give your loyalty to your CEO so that you can complain about the patriarchy as the reason for you not being CEO, or maybe you’ll become CEO now that companies need to pretend to be woke and inclusive….only they’d never admit the chick CEO is for optics…

So despite years of thinking moms were damaged goods, the bottom of the barrel, because that’s how they present themselves to the world, I’ve come to appreciate the god given purpose of a woman, which is to make babies….but mainly if they look like Elsa Hosk who I just posted as my favorite model, who happens to be a mom, or this Russian goddess tainted by Brad Cooper’s cum, but her ass doesn’t seem to negatively impacted by her now ridiculous monthly child support checks she gets.

Irina Shayk, not kicked out of America for being Russian, in a world of Ukrainian supporters, something I don’t subscribe to because I don’t have opinions on things I don’t know anything about, but even if she was some racist, tyrant, dictator trying to take over the world, I’d be all for it, assuming we’d see more of her ass.

Looking good Irina…

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2022

Jun

Elsa Hosk Pussy Print of the Day

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Monday is my big day for MILFS, It’s my take on the “rebirth” of the week, start fresh like a freshly shat out baby, only every week basically ends up the same, it’s nice to go into it with aspirations and dreams…

So along with MILKY TITS MONDAY and MILF MONDAY….because amateur MILFS producing low level smut on the internet are still MILFs…I posted Liz Hurley who is likely granny aged at this point, her son a transgender, so maybe he’ll be breast feeding in one of her posts in the near future if the hormones are done right….but he’s not the MILF I’m here for….

Now we’ve got what I’d call my favorite of the VS models, Elsa the basketball starlet in a skimpy bikini showing you that not all mom pussies are fat, or bulging out of bikini bottoms as you’d expect them to.

She also brings a very important message to those overeating fatty moms that some moms, if they haven’t given up in their middle of the road marriages, value being hot and fancy and looking good….sometimes their careers depend one it….which is good motivation, but not all girls show up….

Hosk, with her athleticism, competitive spirit, does show up and clearly wants to fucking win.

Mom pussy, deflated mom tits, or not, she’s a fucking win. Top notch….like when you find a chewed up gum that still has flavor…a win for all except maybe your immune system now fighting off the AIDS.

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2022

Jun

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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The only funny thing about these Bella Hadid holding her titty pics is that she looks terrifying to me. All hard edged face, skinny, with titty, but but necessarily in a great way….

So despite being a high budget production that likely includes a bunch of industry leaders in hair and make-up, art direction, styling, photography, post production, video, since Balla Hadid is an expensive person to hire, they don’t cheap out…..this is the absolute best she will EVER look because you just don’t have that kind of support in her day to day life, this is work mode, clean up nice mode, not wake up from a 14 hour jet lag nap mode…and it’s still not that hot…

So the top Avon Lady to the stars or for the fashion brands, not some suburban shite like Avon, just the same concept….

They have decided she’s luxury and fashion and style and not just some low hanging fruit influencer who pushes products because in order for the lie to work, they all need to be in on it….

They want sales, she wants credibility as bing more than just a rich kid, her fanbase wants to buy shit because they have disposable income from onlyfans, cam girling, being rich kids too…..

So let’s pretend she’s a model in order to drive those dollars, but it’d be nicer if she was hotter.

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