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2009

27

Apr

Another Webcam Booty Dancin’ on Cam For Her Baby of the Day

Here’s a funny video of a naked woman doing a booty dance on camera with her kid in the room. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal, but my mother was also a Mexican whore, so when I was this kids age, I saw a hell of a lot worse, you know streams of endless men fucking the shit out of her, but I didn’t mind, a lot of the times they’d give me toys, it only got weird when they asked for me to be in the room. That was a long time ago, she is dead now, she was a good woman, she was just trying to survive and provide for use. I am not sure what this woman is doing, but its not like she’s masturbating or like this is hot, so I guess just seein how her ass bounces. Enjoy.

Posted in:Mom|parent|Webcam Booty Dancing

2009

27

Apr

Audrina and her Bikini in Into the Blue 2 of the Day

Wow. That’s all I have to say about Audrina trying to act. Wow…and not a good Wow…like a look at that body so I don’t have to listen and her horrible rehearsed lines that are worse that the third grade at the Christmas Pageant at the elementary school I go to every year, not because I have kids in it, or know kids in it, but because sometimes you need to divert from the stripclub for a minute and experience other stage performances, and I don’t mean that in a pedophile way, I mean in a single, lonely, desperate mothers during the holiday season being easy to fuck kind of way.

How the fuck does someone like this get work, when so many talented, better looking people are out there are struggling to make it. It just proves that life isn’t fair and fake tits, a fit body, rich parents and connections really do a lot better for you than actual skill. Ridiculous. At least it’s pretyt fucking hysterical…

Posted in:Audrina|Bikini|Into the Blue 2

2009

27

Apr

Kim Kardashian is Turning Black of the Day

Someone give this bitch a bucket of fried chicken and a watermelon. We get it bitch. You are into black dudes. They love your fat ass. You love their dicks. It doesn’t mean you have to turn yourself into Beyonce. You’re an annoying Christian half white half arab rich girl, you don’t need to take things to the fuckin’ project, just because you’re marrying a black guy. You can’t fool us you fucking try hard. I was at a black club this weekend and seeing all these white girls who are dating black dudes try to shake their asses like a real black girl was a fucking joke. Seeing them thunder-clap and throw their fists up like they were in the black panthers listenting to some Soca song was a bigger fucking joke.

Know your place and just keep showing off them big tits.

Posted in:Black|Kim Kardashian

2009

27

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is in Hawaii a week after Samantha Ronson was in Hawaii. This is some Forgetting Sarah Silverman shit only without the whole exes staying at the same resort, so I guess it is nothing at all like that movie, because if this was Forgetting Sarah Silverman, the movie wouldn’t have really been much of a movie, but you get what I am saying…at least I hope you do, because I have no idea what I am saying…and it’s all because I am distracted by how good Lohan looks in her bikini.

For any of you who say this is too skinny, you are fucking insane. She’s got a hot little ass, nice tits, flat stomach, thin legs, and is good to fucking go. More girls need to get on this program because it’s what a girl is supposed to look like.

Not to mention spending the last year being a lesbian, something that I don’t really exists, has given her vagina time to bounce back to the way it was before Wilmer made her the naughty girl she has the reputation of being, not that I really know anything about her or her sex life, or about gynecology, but I do know that when girls I know stop having sex for a few months, their shit tightens up proper. True story.

On a sidenote – I dig that Lohan is reading a book on “Trust” because I guess she’s working on being more trusting. There was a time she had people I sent to see Samantha Ronson DJ out of the club because they dropped the website name and within 4 minutes they were escorted out by 4 bodyguards all while Lohan wasn’t even in Canada.

I guess when your father is a fucking cocksucker, milking you as hard as he can, cheating on the family, because he’s a fucking sociopath self-destructive piece of shit who I hate, it is not easy to really to trust anyone.

Let’s drink to self-improvement…..

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan

2009

27

Apr

Tila Tequila’s New Trashy Whore Song of the Day

Tila Tequila is beyond fucking lame. She’s is like a washed up cheesy club girl that has no talents, she just had the abillity to use a hack script on Myspace to send out 1000s of friend requests, and because she was half naked people accepted. She has no business being famous, she’s barely even cute, she has big fake tits and that’s about all she has going for her. Not to mention this whole act is just an act. Four people I know close to her say she’s been in a longterm relationship since before all this started, I’m talking 6 years with the same motherfucker, who doesn’t care that she makes out with random dudes when it means she gets fucking paid. I am tired of the bullshit.

That said, here is a video of her previewing her new garbage song, you guessed it, half naked, because that’s the only way people will listen to this garbage. The only line that stands out for me in this clever song “I fucked the DJ” was when she “raps” and I use that term very fucking loosely Raw with no protection”. Good message to all the 13 year old girls who think you’re relevant. More unwanted pregnancy and STDs is just what the world needs, especially when this cunt is exclusive to one fucking cock for close to a fucking decade, a monogamous preaching slut behavior. I hate these fucking lies.

Bonus here she is with her friends flashing the mirror at the club….

Posted in:I Fucked the Dj|New Song|Tila Tequila

2009

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am dying. I have the swine flu. I am convinced. A mexican pig didn’t sneeze on me, but I am a mexican pig. I deserve it.

Here are my links….

I’m Staying In Tonight, And Maybe You Should Too
GO

Sheyla Hershey’s Already Insane Tits Are About to Get Even More Insane
GO

Beyonce’s Hottest Pics Ever
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Jon Lajoie is Going to Murder You With His Rhymes. And a Hand Gun
GO

Punching Heidi Montag In the Fact Would Make My Day Better
GO

More Fun With Auto Tune
GO

13 Men and a Baby
GO

Watch This Guy Eat The World’s LARGEST Cheeto, It’s Amazing
GO

Leet Laura Lion
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Asami Konno Gallery
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Sasha is Oh So Dirty
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The Reviews Are In For BEyonce’s New Movie
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Seth and Avi Star in Milk
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Striptease of the Day
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How About Some Gossip Girl Sluts?
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David Letterman Hates Spencer Pratt It’s Awesome
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FHM’S Sexiest Babes of 2009 List
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Edyta Sliwinska Panty Upskirt On Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Camilla Belle is Totally Bangable
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Jessica Simpson is a Squatter
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Farewell You Geocities Cunts, It’s Been Swell
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Elisha Cuthbert Gallery
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Valentina is a Real Beauty
GO

Watch This Slut Belly Flop Off a Bridge
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Taylor Vixen is All I Need
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Come On, Don’t Act Like You Haven’t Picked Your Nose Before…And Then Wiped It On a Bus Seat
GO

Naked Pregnant Teenagers
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Man I Am All About This Miss Universe Slut
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Danielle Lloyd and Friends Are Nude Because That’s Pretty Much All They Do
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Lets Laugh at Britney’s Hair Extension Getting Ripped Out Together
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Valley is a Girl Next Door Type
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Everybody Hates Heidi and Spencer
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Elisandra Tomacheski is a Blonde Slut in a Bikini
GO

Look Closer, Jackass
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Some Myspace Self Shot Sluts
GO

Let Krystal Be Your Fantasy
GO

Emily Rossum is Worth Taking a Closer Look At
GO

And MORE Proof Women Can’t Drive
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Welcome to the Donkey Show
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That Susan Boyle Troll Lady Got a Make Over
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Rub One Out? Why Not?!?
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Look at this fucking hipster
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Some Girls in Their Underwear….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

24

Apr

Mary Cary is Scary of the Day

I don’t understand why anyone would jerk off to Mary Cary just because she’s willing to get fucked on camera. I don’t understand why anyone would pay her to fuck on camera. I mean unless it is for fetish shit but if this monster is anyone’s fetish you have some therapy sessions you should be attending, weirdo..

That’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Mary Cary|Monster

2009

24

Apr

Jessica Biel’s Dancing Coach for Her Stripper Movie of the Day

Her name is Cati Jean, she coached Jessica Biel in stripping for that stripping movie she’s doing. I don’t think this bitch every strippers and is just a fake, because everyone knows that strippers die or burn out before hitting her age and never amount to legit careers coaching for movies. So she’s some professionally trained, educated faggot dancer perpetuating lies, making the public think stripping is this deeper fucking cause, when all it really is about is grabbing fucking tits and seeing fucking pussy. If anything I’d want Jessica Biel to be taught by some crackhead, weathered, professionally trained whore who is still stripping to pay for her addiction, or from some abusive boyfriend or pimp trying to exploit some desparate runaway pussy to ball hard…..at least that’d authentic.

Posted in:Cati Jean|Coach|Jessica Biel|Stripper

2009

24

Apr

Fran Culter and Her Tits of the Day

Her name is Fran Cutler. I have no idea who she is. I even checked google and nothing came up. I am pretty hungover. I went out last night. I didn’t hustle young girls. But I did encourage them to drive home drunk and tell the cops Drunkenstepfather made them do it hoping it’d make the news and get me some free publicity. Maybe I should just stick to serial date raping.

Posted in:Fran Cutler|Tits

2009

24

Apr

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures Get Me So Hot of the Day

Amy Winehouse brought her vagina she’s growing on her leg out to the beach again. She’s lookin’ more and more disgusting, but that hasn’t stopped some black dude with a kid to jump on the opportunity to K-Fed this bitch while she’s getting her shit back togther, you know get her when she’s down and out and secure your place in her rotting vagina/vagina she’s growing on her leg, so that when she pulls it together, you get to live the life of a king, much better than bouncing the local tourist club or renting out snorkeling equipment at some resort.

Either way seeing Winehouse with this black baby is funny and as always seeing her in a bikini is worth jerking off to….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini