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2009

24

Apr

Lindsay Lohan cuz It’s Friday of the Day

You know since Lohan and I are connected at the soul, I have a feeling she chose this outfit for me, only she fucked it up, because in my telepathic conversation I had with her while sitting in the park scaring kids, I clearly said no fucking bra. I am really surprised by it too, because she came to me in a dream last night, where we were having a line-dancing battle, and where I was the mean girl, and she clearly told me that she wouldn’t be wearing a bra. I figure if you go to the trouble to come to me in a dream, you’d at least fucking do what you said you’d do. God Lohan. get it together. Fuck.

Bonus _ Lindsay is the Model for some Fornarina campaign in Europe and shit is so hot it makes me wanna by women jeans, not that it took Lindsay Lohan to get me into women jeans..I’ve always loved the shit…they just fit better and make my ass look amazing..yeah, I don’t know where I am going with this but I do like the nun protesting in front of the store….I didn’t realize nun’s still existed…but they still turn me on…knowing they fuck the real Jesus and shit….

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2009

24

Apr

Tila Tequila and Her New Girlfriend of the Day

Here’s a long fucking video with a really creepy intro from some dude with an accent who follows around irrelevant celebrities but the reason I am posting it because Tila Tequila is hanging with Pat Benatar’s daughter, cuz she’s trying to establish her singing career, she is not carrying enough cash to pay the valet and it is all done in a short skirt with her titties busting out and I guess that makes it worth watching.

Truth is that she posted it on twitter and I’m just being lazy.

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits|Valet

2009

24

Apr

Slow Friday Needs Some Dutty Fridaze Dance Party Makes it on TV of the Day

I love dancehall, I am just too scared to go to dancehall parties because I am not into getting stabbed. That’s not a racist comment, a racist comment would have been that I am too scared I’d have to eat fried chicken and I’m on a fuckin’ diet. The energy is fucking insane, it’s creative sex simulation and it’s made better when Screech and the kid from the Partridge family spit their 2 cents on the shit.

I guess when you’re party is so outrageous that it makes it on TV, it’s a party worth checking out. Dutty Fridaze in LA, put me on the list, I’ll be the guy dressed in full armor.

If that’s not enough for you to get this Friday party started, watch some psycho japanese beatboxer who proves asians are fucking robots….yes, I hate beat boxing, but this is pretty insane….

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Posted in:Dancehall|Dutty Fridaze|Sex Dance

2009

24

Apr

I love Kayden Kross of the Day

I was going to call this video Kayden Kross is a diabetic of the day…..she’s in this video talking about how she peed 10 times that day and I know that’s a sign of diabetes because everytime my wife takes a piss, I keep tabs hoping one day it’s an obscurly high amount so that I can run down the street celebrating that the end may be near. Sure, diabetes is a disease that can be managed, but for me, seeing her with any disease is a good fuckin’ start.

Kayden Kross is probably one of the hottest pornstars out there, sure I’m not a huge fan of fake tits, but they are better than mastectomy tit and floppy aimin’ to the ground tit, and I actually like Kayden Kross tit, so I guess I can be won over.

Either way, this video is her talking about how she uses babywipes everytime she uses the bathroom, which proves my theory that dispite having their vaginas aired out and abused by really cheesy lookin’ dudes and their big dicks, porn chicks are probably a lot cleaner and taste a lot better than the table scraps you bring home from the bar, who are into air drying their shit, sitting on public toilet seats, having random unprotected sex with strangers when drunk. I mean a porn pussy is a professional tool that needs to be maintained, for everyday civilian chicks, their pussy is what they piss and bleed out of and occassionaly put un-std-tested dick inside. True story.

Kayden, if you’re reading this, I am going to marry you.


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2009

24

Apr

I Fuckin’ Hate Lady Gaga of the Day

Here’s Lady Gaga and her busted up face walking around a UK TV show with her teacup, because she’s fucking obnoxious cunt who thinks she’s is an artist, interesting, of substance.

To prove she’s is a fake, she talks with her stupid fabricated voice about her weird gay club shows where she wore an Indian head dress, a bikini while lighting hairspray on fire and she calls it performing art, I call it fucking garbage that is pretending to be art, when I do stupid stunts for attention, it doesn’t really constitute as art, just because I say it is art. It remains stupid shit.

Art is when a homeless guy runs down the street after covering her face in “war paint” with his feces.

I love that she says that she is not inspired by anyone and that she is inspired to herself, that’s a fucking lie. That’s what try hards say so that we don’t catch on to their bullshit. So in a lot of ways, that’s her telling the world she’s fucking fake piece of shit.

Here is her disaster performance – I hope the end is fucking near for her – seriously – this is garbage….

Posted in:Jonathan Ross|Lady Gaga|UK

2009

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided I am going to leave my wife for a pornstar. I figure that marrying one means I don’t have to worry about them cheating on me, because their job is about them getting fucked. Some of them are relatively attractively, at least compared to the girls I know who get paid to fuck on camera, and more attractive than my really disgusting wife who I can’t stomach lookin at, they are relatively open minded when it comes to sex and seem to give pretty intense blowjobs and they won’t mind that I have AIDS because they have it to, or at least the quality porn star I’ll land will. Not that I have AIDS but it is something I may have dabbled with back when I was sharing needles and fucking men…..

Time to get drunk….

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Rhianna’s Bikini Ass is Pure Heaven
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Fuck Katy Perry Has No Business Being in a Bikini…Stay Inside or Wear a Snuggie You Pig
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Naked Wizard Gets Tazed at Coachella Video Amazing
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Who Wants to Go Down Under on Miss Universe
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The News Just Got Auto-Tuned, Mother Fucker!
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The Hottest Secretaries Of All Time
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Danny MacAskill Can Ride Bikes Better Than You Can
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Finger Sex. Not Finger Bang, Finger SEX!
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The Cajun Movie Critic Knows Best
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I’d Really Love to Get to Know Vickie
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Errrrrrm…Obsessed Much?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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John Mayer Is Putting His Peen Elsewhere These Days
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Latina in a Towel Talks One Night Stands
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Striptease of the Day
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Bask in All That is Beyonce
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Tara Reid is Disgusting
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Gavin Rossdale Used to Be Hot for the Peen
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Italian Television Streaker!!
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Dita Von Teese Celebrates Earth Day By Looking Completely Ridiculous As Always
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Michael Jackson WTF?
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Who Doesn’t Love a Little F Bomb With Their Morning News
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Victoria Silvstedt Made a Music Video?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Prom Night Cat Fight!!
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Peach is Very Peachy
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Michah Moore is a Tasty Teen
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Abigail Clancy’s Tit Popped Out!
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Anyone Care to Explain WTF is Going On Here?
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Eliza Dushku Lingerie Shots
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That’s Right, Take That Black Bikini Off
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God Damn Madonna is Getting Old
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Stripper Impostor Makes High-School Reunion Bearable
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Obama is Gonna Unmask All This Guantanamo Torture Shit. Heads Are Gonna Roll
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Will You BE Here Tomorrow?
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Let’s Get Shitfaced!
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Nina Needs a Shower
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Kay Valentine is Like a Porno Cartoon Character
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The Rescession Obviously Isn’t Effecting the Hiltons
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Because It’s the Only Type of Long Weekend I Can Offer
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I always forget how amazing a Concept Girls Gone Wild Was
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Some UK Glamor Model Named Cassie Sumner Showing Off Her Natural Tits
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Cassie Sumner and Her Ugly Face Get Caught in Her Bra
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Some Funny Top Gun Remake…
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2009

23

Apr

Lisa Rinna Playboy Pictures of the Day

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Lisa Rinna did Playboy. These are the pictures. In the event you wanted to see how she maintained her pubic hair. Even if unsure whether anything in this picture is real, it’s still better than jerking off to the Real Doll website using your rubber vagina, because the rumor is that Rinna’s rubber vagina is actually self-lubricating…

I didn’t host the pics because Playboy isn’t a fan of people doin’ that, but if they hate people posting their content, they should probably keep a closer watch on their shit. Maybe not let their employees have access to email. It’s not like I hacked into their computer to find these, or that I ever would, in fact, I think casting Rinna to do Playboy is a huge fucking mistake, she’s totally irrelevant, sure, I’m down with seeing EVERYONE naked, but if I was a big company, I’d try to go for up and coming stars or people that we actually want to see naked.

That said if I get sued over Lisa Rinna, even though I just embedded some images, that would probably be the biggest proof that I am low fucking grade.

Either way look at the pics and thanks to my good friends at Totallycrap.com for posting these 5 days ago and not bothering sending me an email to let me know about it.

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2009

23

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Clears Up Some Rumors on Ellen of the Day

Looks like there was a lesbian party on Ellen, at least more of a lesbian party than usual, I mean Ellen is so much of a lesbian that I feel like I turn more and more into a lesbian every time I watch the shit. I mean I’ve never sat through a full show, but if I did, I’d probably run into the kitchen and chop off my dick and put on a bra and go out to get my newly cut pussy licked, before bleeding to death and dying.

Either way, Lohan is clearing up the rumors about her break-up, I think it’d be nice for you to listen to her represent herself instead of listening to the rumors, while I imagine getting my pussy fucked by Ellen with a strap-on.

Posted in:Ellen|Lesbian Party|Lindsay Lohan

2009

23

Apr

Lingerie Bowl Tryouts of the Day

They have tryouts for the lingerie bowl. These are the pictures. I find that to be a bigger joke than anything I could write to go along with this.

I can just imagine when the idiots came up with the concept of girls playing football in their lingerie, I guess they went to some marketing school that taught them that girls doing anything in their lingerie will get other idiot dudes excited and buying tickets, because idiot dudes are really fucking basic and all they need is conventionally “hot” girls with “cleavage” and “fake tits” to get them excited about life and add some spice back into their marriages.

I wish I was that easy and that a set of big tits on a tacky bitch got me excited and screaming like a frat boy jock, and not as jaded as I am not, because I don’t fall for these novelties. The only thing that gets me screaming is when I come across vaginal puppeteering. You know, when bitches make their pussies talk in public, but that’s just because I like vagina and puppets and the combination of both is just too nutty for me to contain myself. I am sure we’ve gone over this already.

Posted in:Lingerie Bowl|Tryouts

2009

23

Apr

Pornstar Stoya’s After Sex Glow of the Day

I have been spending a lot of time at a McDonald’s with a drug addict who has uneven legs, a sunken face and one platform show, like motherfucker’s still in the 70s and into disco. I also hang with a couple really old ladies, one who orders two coffees, one for her and one for her dead husband who she always says is on his way, he’s just parking the car, but doesn’t show up for the 3 hours she sits there. Then there’s a schizophrenic dude who talks craziness and always brings one or two new personalities with him, so the daytime McDonald’s scene is pretty intense. I only go because they have TVs and wifi.

Today, I was watching Canada’s answer to Access Hollywood and half their stories were screenshots of shit celebrities posted on twitter. They’ve become lazy and now instead of digging, they just have to post garbage these celebs or their staff post, because I guess that’s what fuels a site as useless as that.

So I decided to do my own twitter digging and all I came up with was this picture of pornstar Stoya that she took when she just finished a scene. You can see the after-whore glow, and some nipple, knowing she just got fucked hard and dirty in exchange for money. I figured you’d want to see it, even though I’ve never heard of her….even though she’s AVN’s 2009 best startlet because I don’t give a fuck about porn, pornstars and prefer local sluts….

Posted in:Porn|Pornstar|Stoya