This is amazing but I don’t really believe it. They say that this is her performing on the TODAY show and that this audio feed is actually what is being fed through the mic before going through some board that adjusts her pitch or some shit. I mean I’m not a record producer and it seems like it’d be possible. I am an asshole though and think this is hysterical. I watched it four times, it’s like someone clowning on singing, you know so bad you’d expect it to be coming out of a crazy person who just drank daino and is roaming the streets beeping at random people…it is so bad that it is fucking amazing…AMAZING.
- SFW
- NSFW(18+)
2009
22
Apr
Lindsay Lohan is Still the Star in my Eyes of the Day
I love this security guard in this video, maybe it’s because I hate the paparazzi, but it’s probably because the dude is cool. He’s telling the scummy paparazzi to fuck off and when they tell him he’s taking his job too seriously, he keeps telling them to fuck off.
There’s no way you or anyone can really respect the asshole paparazzi with their cameras, sure I use their pictures all the time, but that doesn’t mean I think they are good at taking pictures or that I think shit is an honorable career, they are fucking theifs who try to rip everyone off with their shitty pictures and insane prices and they even killed Princess Diana.
Either way, I was walking my dog and he made friends with this emo kid. I’m talking skinny jeans, funny mohawk, artist t-shirt, who was probably in his early 20s. I was thinking to myself that shit is way too androngynous nowadays, like that dude really looks like a girl and when I asked his name and he told me it was Melanie, I still didn’t catch on to the fact that I was talking to a fuckin’ girl. I only realized while walking away what I just experienced and I am still confused about the whole thing.
Here are some pictures of a sexy Lohan sunglass shopping. People say she’s too skinny, but let me remind you, there is no such thing as too skinny, there is however such thing as too fat and unfortunately, I’m sitting next to her right now….
BONUS – Don’t pay any attention to Ali Lohan’s tight little shorts cameltoe, girl’s only 15 dude….I’m in Canada…14 is Legal…Not that I’d ever do a 14 year old…I’m just saying, we may not get Hulu, but we do get prime teen pussy….right….
Posted in:Ali Lohan|Cameltoe|Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Skinny
2009
22
Apr
Brittny Gastineau and Her Boring Cleavage of the Day
Brittny Gastineau is a bitch I rip into sometimes. She’s best friends with the Kardashian, probably because they let her on their show, not that I watch their show, or know whether she’s on it, but assume she is, because she seems like she would be, you know since the Kardashians and her have same lifestyle, you know doing absolutely nothing all the fucking time, you know contributing nothing to society and my proof that I am write about this lazy rich kid tag along is that she’s responded to me on twitter. As a poor, desperate, low self-esteemed fat dude in canada, I wouldn’t even answer me on twitter. I guess the good life’s also the boring life.
Here are her fat tits.
Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|cleavage
2009
22
Apr
Beer Bong Pussy of the Day
I hate fratboy jocks. I am pretty sure you all know why and it’s not like they really like me either. Everytime I’ve come across one, it’s always ended in a fight or argument because fuckin’ with morons is funny to me but morons only know how to argue by gang raping you in the bathroom, but don’t worry it’s not gay if they do it together and if it’s meant to teach a lesson.
Either way, I love how his asshole friend, if you watch the video you’ll hear:”
“No, No, He’s Okay”
…..famous last words from the idiot who let you die. I guess next time you Beer Bong, god knows why you’d want to, but if you’re an idiot and do, you know for Spring Break or to impress dumb college chicks with used up Sorority pussy, make sure the asshole you’re doing with is not this guy.
Personally, if I wanna get fucked up, I’d rather drink a lot the traditional way or do recreational drugs, we don’t need to make a mockery of my lifestyle choices by inventing stupid college party tricks. Assholes.
2009
22
Apr
Amy Winehouse’s Hot Bikini Picture of the Day
I know these pictures came out a couple days ago, but I couldn’t bring myself to post them, because everytime I opened them, I would start masturbating, but I’ve finally got over the hotness of Amy Winhouse and the replacement vagina she is growing on her leg long enough to get it up, but I better end this post now or it’ll be over for me.
Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Leg
2009
22
Apr
Imogen Thomas For NUTS Video of the Day
I don’t know who this is, but I think it’s safe to say she’s a whore. Not necessarily one who will sleep with you for money, but one who will sleep with you if you have money. I am just posting this video of her in NUTS because it was emailed to me and I wanted to get this party started, one day I’ll do video shoots with hot models for the site too, sure I don’t have access to these bitches, but who says they have to know about the shoot. That’s right, it’s a feature I call from “Applying for a job as the Doorman in your building, Gaining Your Trust, Then Visiting You With a Camera and Boner When You Least Expect It” or maybe just put some spycams in their toilets, either way, it’ll be better than this fucking garbage.
Yes, I am an idiot. What does that say about you? You’re the one visiting my site. Weirdo.
Posted in:Imogen Thomas|Nuts
2009
21
Apr
stepLINKS of the DAy
I spent the day trying to get a girl to send me naked pictures because I don’t like small talk and have a lot of time on my hands. It ended with her calling me a disrespectful for asking for close up bald pussy shots and suggesting I send her the molded dildo I made of my dick so she feels me inside her, so not only did I not get naked pictures, but now her husband’s calling me up angry and ready to kill be, which proves that you should never exchange numbers with your landlords wife, nothing good will come from it, and if something good does come from it and find out, they have the key to your house. I may be killed tonight. But before I go…here are my links….
On a sidenote the picture of the girl on top is from a reader who claims she’s a tranny in his building. Hope you liked it.
Because no Tuesday Night Movie Will Make You As Happy AS This
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Girls Gone Wild India
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Adrianne Manning Made My Rainy Day Better
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Back That Ass Up Over Here
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My Filthy Little Pony
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The Sexy Big Breasts of Ray J’s Reality Show
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And Now, The Worst Boxer EVER!!!
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Leg Lifts and Thigh Clamps. Yowza!
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Muppets 11 is Way More Amazing Than Ocean’s 11
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Because EVeryone Needs a Guiding Light in the Their Lives
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Striptease of the Day
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5 Super Powers You Can Get Like NOW!
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Anita Pearl = Boners
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The 8 Stages of Alcohol Consumption
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WTF Is Wrong With Amy Winehouse’s Leg?!
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God Damn Halle Berry is SLAMMIN’
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Drew Barrymore Channels Her Inner Jackie O
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Some Topless Movie Sluts
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Lindsay Price Looks Bangable
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And MORE Drew Barrymore Hotness
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Rachel Mc Adams Gallery
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Hey Lady, You Got Something GROWING OUT OF YOUR FACE
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Driving Miss Heather Summers
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HOly Fuck, and I Thought I Ate a Lot
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Hot Blonde Kitty Says Meoooowww!
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Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie
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Don’t Tell Me You Think You Can Get Laid On Your Own
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Robo Kamasutra
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Michelle Rodriguez is a Butch Lesbian and I Love Her
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Amanda Righetti is Definitely a Chick I Wanna Bone
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Jennifer Ellison’s Big Old Tits
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Heather Vandeven is Stripping
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Mischa Barton is Looking Mth Face Gorgeous
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Christina Ricci is Lookin’ Hot
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Aria Giovanni Will Make You Hot For Teacher
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Missy Tarrington is a Playboy Babe
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So They Found the Craigslist Killer
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Zoe Saldana Is My New Obsession
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Now That’s One Sweet Ass!
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Traci Lords in a 1990 Workout Video Amazing….
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Some Kim Kardashian Lookin’ Whores in Their Bikinis
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
21
Apr
Lisa Rinna Shows Off Her Tight Body in a Bikini of the Day
Lisa Rinna is old, doctored, and pretty fucking fit. She’s in this month’s playboy, I haven’t seen it yet, but with that vagina on her face, I guess there’s really no point in seeing her actual pussy, it’ll just be some deflated mess in her panties that will just let me down and my life is filled with enough of that, so I don’t want to deal with it right now. You know keep the dream of a collagen pussy alive.
I think these pics are from the weekend and hit yesterday, I’m slow. Deal with it.
Hey Fat Chicks, if you’re wondering how she stays fit, watch this video….
Posted in:Bikini|Body|Hot|Lisa Rinna|Tight
2009
21
Apr
Stupid Fucking Story about a Christian Virgin of the Day
Here’s a stupid fucking story about a Christian virgin and strippers…
Devout Christian Dave Dragas has landed a job at a lap-dance club – despite never having bed a woman. The 26-year-old, who doesn’t believe in sex before marriage, is propositioned by naked beauties every night. He even keeps a bible in his desk at the club where he works managing lap-dancers. But he must have the willpower of a saint because he’s never once been tempted. The virgin admitted that it took him six months to break the news to his dad, who refuses to accept his job. But he said his £35,000 a year job at Secrets club in Euston, London, will give him enough cash to provide for a family one day.
Maybe he isn’t fucking them because they are fucking ugly and as manager, dude’s first task should be getting new girls, just as soon as he’s done showing off to his his bosses who pay him 70k a year, how much of an asset he is to them through the publcity they are gettinf for this shit story.
The truth is, I am sure you have a lot more interesting stories about your virginity and strippers but here are the pictures to go with the story anyway….
2009
21
Apr
Amy Winehouse Almost Kills a Kid on Britain’s Got Talent of the Day
So here’s some kid who is the next Susan Boyle. Millions have already seen his video because people care about British Talent because we’re all shocked that British people and their grey skin are capable of anything other than hard drinking and chimney sweeping….
I guess and I am just posting it to prove to you that Amy Winehouse can ruin little boys, while Michael Jackson can save them, take them out of their single mother shitty life, and make them stars, all they have to do is grip onto that microphone in his pants gently and sing into it with a lot of tongue…
I guess this is all just proof Simon knows what he’s doing and doesn’t need Seacrest and his jealous bitch behavior to bring him down……or some shit…I don’t fucking know…I am still trying to pronounce this kids name…Sahenn Jafargholi….WTF is that.
Posted in:Saheen Jafargholi
