I posted these pictures of the devil shamelessly promoting her new shitty songs by getting her fake boyfriend to pretend to videotape her, while she mouthed the words to her song and asked people to go out and download it on itunes. If you were one of the people who listened, I hope you fucking die, because buying shit she’s peddling like the desperate out of work alcoholic kid’s birthday clown I saw on the street corner handing out free baloon animals to little kids, hoping to get a gig at a birthday party like the good old days, before he sold his soul to the fuckin bottle, and all motherfucker got was arrested for being a pervert who got too close to fuckin’ kids, like he deserved.
That said, give Heidi Montag what she deserves…failure.
I just saw this video today, apparently it’s been doing the rounds. It’s about some costume store owner who is getting charged for cyberstalker, whatever teh fuck that is and bitch is rockin’ some fuckin’ crazy costumes and putting up an amazing show for the news reporter. I think it keeps shit in the Easter Spirit. It’s a week old, but it’s amazing.
Here’s a video of some really disgusting big of a woman talking about how she’s a freak with her daughter. She’s going on about how she wants to fuck 7 dudes at the same time and tries to get her daughter to figure out where the 7 dick would go. The daughter’s not as experimental as her mom, because she can only think of hands, ass, pussy, mouth and doesn’t realize her big ol’ mom can double vaginal/anal and that’s fucking gross.
Hearing her talk about how much she likes getting fucked up the ass, throws me the fuck off, I don’t really get why this is going down, but call me old fashioned, but this makes me sick to my fucking stomach and I’m pretty open minded, but I guess the disgusting factor’s gotta do with the way this bitch looks, give me a hot mom and daughter talking about tasting their own pussies and I’m gonna jerk the fuck off, throw this shit at me and I got no choice but to run the fuck away, but before I do, I gotta share it with you.
Another drug addicted retired/weathered pornstar dies in her mobile home….
SANTA CLARITA, Calif. Marilyn Chambers, star of such golden age classics as Behind the Green Door and Insatiable, was found dead Sunday in the mobile home where she had been living for the past several months. She was 57. Chambers was found by her daughter, McKenna. No cause of death is yet known, and an autopsy will be performed. ?
I am not going to lie, I had no idea who Marilyn Chambers was earlier today. But after lookin her up, the real surprise is that she didn’t die sooner than this, you know 70s pornstars who hung with John Holmes were all drug addicted HIV positive runaways.
Here are some quick facts on her:
One of her claim to fame was that she was one of the few actresses that could fully deepthroat John Holmes’ penis.
She was one of the first female stars to shave her bush.
She was noted for her enthusiastic performances of deep throat, anal, lesbian, interracial, extreme bukkake, and double or triple penetration scenes.
She was also the Ivory Snow model before Ivory Snow found out she did some legendary porn called Behind the Green Door that I’ve never seen.
She was also a Disco recording artist like she was in Boogie Nights…and here’s her song Benihana that I’d like to dedicate to Steve Aoki and suggest he Remix since his dad was Benihana.
RIP Motherfucker….you had a good run….you made many men cum…and now you will make many guys who get off to dead chicks cum…your legacy lives on….
BONUS – You can download Behind the Green Door if you Follow This Link – But Be Warned – The Links May Be Dead – I Didn’t Test Them Out…. GO
This guy is probably one of you. Happy Easter. Welcome back Jesus, that’s me talking to myself because I was fucking sick all weekend, in bed, dying and hating my life. Unlike this guy who’s got it goin’ on. All the single ladies, find him and hit him up, I think he’s a fuckin’ catch.
I am sick as fuck. I am a week into this shit and there is no end in sight. The girl at the dog park I went to, hoping to get some single, lonely, 30 something with a big dog to replace the need to have a man in her life, unfortunately, the closest I got was some bull dyke with a pit bull who called me a pussy for having a gay dog. I need a nap. Here are my links, fuckers.
If You’re Gonna Waste The Weekend, You May As Well Do It Right With Some Hot Half Naked Girls GO
Stevie Nicks is Crushing Lindsay Lohan’s Dreams GO
Hot Iron + Choco Bunny = Happy Easter, Mother Fuckers GO
Annalynne McCord’s got a couple latch ons and they are her sisters. I guess she got the gig on 90210 and everyone in the family celebrated because it meant riding her new found fame and success as hard as they all can to get into parties and clubs and feel like they are famous too, while doing it in a shitty see through dress.
I don’t know her name, but it doesn’t really matter, I already hate her and hope the end is near for all those motherfuckers and I don’t mean death, I just mean that they get sent back to the suburb they came from, not that we should even care that much, I am just feeling sensitive.
This souless cunt was out self-promoting and the paparazzi fed into her shit by taking pictures. She pulled up in a luxury car and danced around lip syncing her bullshit song while Spencer Pratt videotaped it, trying to promote her shit and get some buzz, despite it being kitchen fucking garbage, like her boobjob.
The lies are starting to get to me, I mean all I can think about is hate fucking her until she stops resisting under me. Maybe that sounds violent, but not as violent as how she rapes me everyfucking day with her bullshit.
There’s gotta be a video about this somewhere, google it.
Mischa Barton was in Montreal. I went on a hunt for her because she wouldn’t answer my twitters and no one I knew could help me get in touch with her, so this is my post to say she’s a fucking cunt, she thinks she’s better than me because she was on some TV show, she was in some movies, she has a lot of money and guys want to fuck her sloppy asshole, giving her this ego, well we could have had something real special but she just threw it all away. Bitch.
Miranda Kerr is in her lingerie for some ad because she’s a bikini model. I am not in lingerie for some ad because I am not a bikini/lingerie model, I just wear the shit because it makes me feel pretty. Fuck you.
