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2009

27

Apr

Tila Tequila’s New Trashy Whore Song of the Day

Tila Tequila is beyond fucking lame. She’s is like a washed up cheesy club girl that has no talents, she just had the abillity to use a hack script on Myspace to send out 1000s of friend requests, and because she was half naked people accepted. She has no business being famous, she’s barely even cute, she has big fake tits and that’s about all she has going for her. Not to mention this whole act is just an act. Four people I know close to her say she’s been in a longterm relationship since before all this started, I’m talking 6 years with the same motherfucker, who doesn’t care that she makes out with random dudes when it means she gets fucking paid. I am tired of the bullshit.

That said, here is a video of her previewing her new garbage song, you guessed it, half naked, because that’s the only way people will listen to this garbage. The only line that stands out for me in this clever song “I fucked the DJ” was when she “raps” and I use that term very fucking loosely Raw with no protection”. Good message to all the 13 year old girls who think you’re relevant. More unwanted pregnancy and STDs is just what the world needs, especially when this cunt is exclusive to one fucking cock for close to a fucking decade, a monogamous preaching slut behavior. I hate these fucking lies.

Bonus here she is with her friends flashing the mirror at the club….

Posted in:I Fucked the Dj|New Song|Tila Tequila

2009

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am dying. I have the swine flu. I am convinced. A mexican pig didn’t sneeze on me, but I am a mexican pig. I deserve it.

Here are my links….

I’m Staying In Tonight, And Maybe You Should Too
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Sheyla Hershey’s Already Insane Tits Are About to Get Even More Insane
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Beyonce’s Hottest Pics Ever
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Jon Lajoie is Going to Murder You With His Rhymes. And a Hand Gun
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Punching Heidi Montag In the Fact Would Make My Day Better
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More Fun With Auto Tune
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13 Men and a Baby
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Watch This Guy Eat The World’s LARGEST Cheeto, It’s Amazing
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Leet Laura Lion
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Asami Konno Gallery
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Sasha is Oh So Dirty
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The Reviews Are In For BEyonce’s New Movie
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Seth and Avi Star in Milk
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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How About Some Gossip Girl Sluts?
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David Letterman Hates Spencer Pratt It’s Awesome
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FHM’S Sexiest Babes of 2009 List
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Edyta Sliwinska Panty Upskirt On Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Camilla Belle is Totally Bangable
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Jessica Simpson is a Squatter
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Farewell You Geocities Cunts, It’s Been Swell
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Elisha Cuthbert Gallery
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Valentina is a Real Beauty
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Watch This Slut Belly Flop Off a Bridge
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Taylor Vixen is All I Need
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Come On, Don’t Act Like You Haven’t Picked Your Nose Before…And Then Wiped It On a Bus Seat
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Naked Pregnant Teenagers
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Man I Am All About This Miss Universe Slut
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Danielle Lloyd and Friends Are Nude Because That’s Pretty Much All They Do
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Lets Laugh at Britney’s Hair Extension Getting Ripped Out Together
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Valley is a Girl Next Door Type
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Everybody Hates Heidi and Spencer
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Elisandra Tomacheski is a Blonde Slut in a Bikini
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Look Closer, Jackass
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Some Myspace Self Shot Sluts
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Let Krystal Be Your Fantasy
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Emily Rossum is Worth Taking a Closer Look At
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And MORE Proof Women Can’t Drive
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Welcome to the Donkey Show
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That Susan Boyle Troll Lady Got a Make Over
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Rub One Out? Why Not?!?
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Look at this fucking hipster
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Some Girls in Their Underwear….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

24

Apr

Mary Cary is Scary of the Day

I don’t understand why anyone would jerk off to Mary Cary just because she’s willing to get fucked on camera. I don’t understand why anyone would pay her to fuck on camera. I mean unless it is for fetish shit but if this monster is anyone’s fetish you have some therapy sessions you should be attending, weirdo..

That’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Mary Cary|Monster

2009

24

Apr

Jessica Biel’s Dancing Coach for Her Stripper Movie of the Day

Her name is Cati Jean, she coached Jessica Biel in stripping for that stripping movie she’s doing. I don’t think this bitch every strippers and is just a fake, because everyone knows that strippers die or burn out before hitting her age and never amount to legit careers coaching for movies. So she’s some professionally trained, educated faggot dancer perpetuating lies, making the public think stripping is this deeper fucking cause, when all it really is about is grabbing fucking tits and seeing fucking pussy. If anything I’d want Jessica Biel to be taught by some crackhead, weathered, professionally trained whore who is still stripping to pay for her addiction, or from some abusive boyfriend or pimp trying to exploit some desparate runaway pussy to ball hard…..at least that’d authentic.

Posted in:Cati Jean|Coach|Jessica Biel|Stripper

2009

24

Apr

Fran Culter and Her Tits of the Day

Her name is Fran Cutler. I have no idea who she is. I even checked google and nothing came up. I am pretty hungover. I went out last night. I didn’t hustle young girls. But I did encourage them to drive home drunk and tell the cops Drunkenstepfather made them do it hoping it’d make the news and get me some free publicity. Maybe I should just stick to serial date raping.

Posted in:Fran Cutler|Tits

2009

24

Apr

Amy Winehouse Bikini Pictures Get Me So Hot of the Day

Amy Winehouse brought her vagina she’s growing on her leg out to the beach again. She’s lookin’ more and more disgusting, but that hasn’t stopped some black dude with a kid to jump on the opportunity to K-Fed this bitch while she’s getting her shit back togther, you know get her when she’s down and out and secure your place in her rotting vagina/vagina she’s growing on her leg, so that when she pulls it together, you get to live the life of a king, much better than bouncing the local tourist club or renting out snorkeling equipment at some resort.

Either way seeing Winehouse with this black baby is funny and as always seeing her in a bikini is worth jerking off to….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

24

Apr

Lindsay Lohan cuz It’s Friday of the Day

You know since Lohan and I are connected at the soul, I have a feeling she chose this outfit for me, only she fucked it up, because in my telepathic conversation I had with her while sitting in the park scaring kids, I clearly said no fucking bra. I am really surprised by it too, because she came to me in a dream last night, where we were having a line-dancing battle, and where I was the mean girl, and she clearly told me that she wouldn’t be wearing a bra. I figure if you go to the trouble to come to me in a dream, you’d at least fucking do what you said you’d do. God Lohan. get it together. Fuck.

Bonus _ Lindsay is the Model for some Fornarina campaign in Europe and shit is so hot it makes me wanna by women jeans, not that it took Lindsay Lohan to get me into women jeans..I’ve always loved the shit…they just fit better and make my ass look amazing..yeah, I don’t know where I am going with this but I do like the nun protesting in front of the store….I didn’t realize nun’s still existed…but they still turn me on…knowing they fuck the real Jesus and shit….

Posted in:Friday|Lindsay Lohan

2009

24

Apr

Tila Tequila and Her New Girlfriend of the Day

Here’s a long fucking video with a really creepy intro from some dude with an accent who follows around irrelevant celebrities but the reason I am posting it because Tila Tequila is hanging with Pat Benatar’s daughter, cuz she’s trying to establish her singing career, she is not carrying enough cash to pay the valet and it is all done in a short skirt with her titties busting out and I guess that makes it worth watching.

Truth is that she posted it on twitter and I’m just being lazy.

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits|Valet

2009

24

Apr

Slow Friday Needs Some Dutty Fridaze Dance Party Makes it on TV of the Day

I love dancehall, I am just too scared to go to dancehall parties because I am not into getting stabbed. That’s not a racist comment, a racist comment would have been that I am too scared I’d have to eat fried chicken and I’m on a fuckin’ diet. The energy is fucking insane, it’s creative sex simulation and it’s made better when Screech and the kid from the Partridge family spit their 2 cents on the shit.

I guess when you’re party is so outrageous that it makes it on TV, it’s a party worth checking out. Dutty Fridaze in LA, put me on the list, I’ll be the guy dressed in full armor.

If that’s not enough for you to get this Friday party started, watch some psycho japanese beatboxer who proves asians are fucking robots….yes, I hate beat boxing, but this is pretty insane….

This post was brought to you by worldstarhiphop even though those fuckers don’t pay me or link back to me despite all the love I give…write them an email. Thanks.

Posted in:Dancehall|Dutty Fridaze|Sex Dance

2009

24

Apr

I love Kayden Kross of the Day

I was going to call this video Kayden Kross is a diabetic of the day…..she’s in this video talking about how she peed 10 times that day and I know that’s a sign of diabetes because everytime my wife takes a piss, I keep tabs hoping one day it’s an obscurly high amount so that I can run down the street celebrating that the end may be near. Sure, diabetes is a disease that can be managed, but for me, seeing her with any disease is a good fuckin’ start.

Kayden Kross is probably one of the hottest pornstars out there, sure I’m not a huge fan of fake tits, but they are better than mastectomy tit and floppy aimin’ to the ground tit, and I actually like Kayden Kross tit, so I guess I can be won over.

Either way, this video is her talking about how she uses babywipes everytime she uses the bathroom, which proves my theory that dispite having their vaginas aired out and abused by really cheesy lookin’ dudes and their big dicks, porn chicks are probably a lot cleaner and taste a lot better than the table scraps you bring home from the bar, who are into air drying their shit, sitting on public toilet seats, having random unprotected sex with strangers when drunk. I mean a porn pussy is a professional tool that needs to be maintained, for everyday civilian chicks, their pussy is what they piss and bleed out of and occassionaly put un-std-tested dick inside. True story.

Kayden, if you’re reading this, I am going to marry you.


Check Out Kayden Kross in some Photoshoot Totally Naked, If Naked girls are your thing…
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Posted in:Kayden Kross