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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

28

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Spends Another Day in a Bikini of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is going to be in Montreal on Saturday. I just saw the facebook event. Let’s hope she walks around my shit hole of an apartment Sunday morning wearing the same thing. You know, making me and my wife breakfast. I figure the mold, the soiled mattress, my wife’s obesity, the fact we haven’t cleaned in years, the dog piss and shit smell, the rotting food, the no TV, the milkcrate furniture and everything ghetto and poor about my life, like my neighbor’s who ask me the weirdest shit like where to find Tranny’s for gangbangs, or overdosing in the hallways, or knocking on my door bitching me out asking for condoms to fuck some hooker who came empty handed will do her some good, keep her motivated and inspired to never become a real life drug addict/alcoholic and keep shit hollywood.

The truth is I have other plans on Saturday that don’t involve going to sketchy clubs, so our paths won’t be crossing, but just knowing she’s in the same city as me brings hope of a better tomorrow.

Yeah, I don’t know what I am saying, but check out these pics of her in a bikini, they are fuckin’ bangin’.

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan

2009

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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So some girl was petting my dog and her tit fell out of her dress. She screamed and laughed about it with her friends and I missed the whole fucking thing. I have spent the last 5 years writing about nipple slips and tit slips because I am just that guy, and when it happens to me in my everyday life I miss it, because I suck at life.

Here are my stepLINKS.

This May Just Keep You From Killing Yourself Today
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Britney’s Tampon Got the Best of Her
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The SNL Dream Team
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Is Salma Hayek A Hoe Or Housewife? Pics.
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Daichi the Human Beatboxer
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Jodie Marsh is Pretty Much Disgusting
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Nickleback is for Complete and Other Homos and Here is Proof
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The Doomsday Machine
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Mya and Her Big Ol’ Tits
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The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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When Playing With a Man’s Ball, You Must…
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Striptease of the Day
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Bikini Royales
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WTF Is Up With Sharon Stone These Days
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Even I Wouldn’t Fuck Coco
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Britain’s Got Talent Tit Job
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Bring That Ass Over Here Megan Fox
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Daisy de le Hoya Thinks Shes the 1999 X-Tina
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I Want Jolene to Wear a Bit Less Clothing
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Jennifer Max is Oh So Naked
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Look The Fuck Out!!
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I’d Like to Motorboat Salma Hayek For Her Wedding Present
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Hayden Porter in the Buff
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Diora Baird FHM Spread
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Flo Aerobics Fun
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Nicole Scherzinger Put Some Weight Back On and is Looking Good
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Heidi Klum is Pretty Close to Naked
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Drunk Chicks Rule – VIDEO
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British Airways Hates Joel Madden
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Fuck You Oprah
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Bikini Pools in Vegas…*sigh*
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Sophie is Au Natural
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Trashing Hotel Rooms, Getting Tasered and Being Suicidal
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How About Some Vaginal Slime?
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That’s a Good Look For Heidi Montag
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10 Porn Stars Who Gave Their Bods to God
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Sex Offender Sings Pretty Women – VIDEO
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55 of the Most Scandalous Barie Photos Ever –
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Amazing Race/Workout’s Rebecca Cardon dancing in a living room in a G String.
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Reader Submitted Weird Fucking Video of the Day

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2009

27

Apr

Mel B and her Hard Bikini Body of the Day

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Mel B was in a bikini. She has a pretty fit body. A washboard stomach all the boys are envious of. One that if you want to cum all over after fucking her mom pussy, may determine that you may be better off in San Francisco. I know that I fucked a girl with a abnormal muscle tone. I am talking biceps, triceps, abs and pecs and she definitely had a vagina, but everytime I’d be sucking on her tits, or she was grinding her pelvic bone into mine, bruising me up pretty good, I’d look at her 6-pack and would struggle to keep my boner alive. I’d be like “bitch, he’s dying, he needs mouth to mouth” before giving her a fuckin’ t-shirt so that I can finish off, because I’ve learned that you never waste a vagina that’s willing to let you inside, even if she makes you feel gay. True story.

Posted in:Bikini|Mel B

2009

27

Apr

Paris Hilton’s BFF in Some Staged Bikini Bullshit of the Day

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Why would anyone give a fuck about this girl being in a bikini, I guess because she is a girl and is half naked, but that’s about it. It’s not because she’s famous or worth anything, she’sj just a famewhore who happened to win some stupid Paris Hilton produced show.

I guess she’s staging these shots, trying to take the celebrity stayin in the media approach, only she doesn’t realize no one really gives a fuck about her and that her 15 minutes are up. If she wants attention, she may want to stage a sex tape with an actual celebrity, like Verne Troyer or something, cuz that Jew bitch is more famous that this useless BFF piece of shit.

To make shit worse, she has a shitty fucking body and is better off posing on the beach in a snuggie like she was Katy Perry.

Posted in:BFF|Famewhore|Paris Hilton

2009

27

Apr

Creeper and His Camera Phone Get a Shot of Lisa Rinna’s Ass of the Day

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A friend of mine who lives in LA sent me this picture he took on his camera phone of Lisa Rinna’s ass in a coffee shop a good 3 months ago. Now, I guess he’s not really a good friend of mine, otherwise he would have followed her home and made sure he got some pics of his dick in her full lipped mouth, or deflated lipped pussy, but now that we’ve got Playboy, we don’t need anymore of that.

Yes, this could be of anyone, but that’s all part of the fun of creeper pics. If you have any creeper pics of anything funny of unsuspecting girls, even if they aren’t as “famous” as Rinna, which isn’t very famous, email them to me to masturbate to. Thanks in advance.

Posted in:Ass|Creeper|Lisa Rinna

2009

27

Apr

Virgin of the Day

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If you read this site you know that I have a thing for virgins, at least in theory. I like the fact that they are clean and have never had a dick in them, there’s something hot about that, but I’ve never actually been with a virgin, I have never wanted to be a girls first, and from everyone I talk to, it is a miserable fucking experience.

Whenever I drop virgin jokes, people give me dirty looks, like I want to go fuck their 12 year old daughter type looks, but that’s not true. Virgins come in all shapes and sizes and here’s the hottest virgins right now, she has one of the top Youtube videos, her name is Susan Boyle….with nipples like that I don’t believe that she’s never been kissed…I’d like to change that…with my dick…

Posted in:Susan Boyle|Virgin

2009

27

Apr

Another Webcam Booty Dancin’ on Cam For Her Baby of the Day

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Here’s a funny video of a naked woman doing a booty dance on camera with her kid in the room. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal, but my mother was also a Mexican whore, so when I was this kids age, I saw a hell of a lot worse, you know streams of endless men fucking the shit out of her, but I didn’t mind, a lot of the times they’d give me toys, it only got weird when they asked for me to be in the room. That was a long time ago, she is dead now, she was a good woman, she was just trying to survive and provide for use. I am not sure what this woman is doing, but its not like she’s masturbating or like this is hot, so I guess just seein how her ass bounces. Enjoy.

Posted in:Mom|parent|Webcam Booty Dancing

2009

27

Apr

Audrina and her Bikini in Into the Blue 2 of the Day

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Wow. That’s all I have to say about Audrina trying to act. Wow…and not a good Wow…like a look at that body so I don’t have to listen and her horrible rehearsed lines that are worse that the third grade at the Christmas Pageant at the elementary school I go to every year, not because I have kids in it, or know kids in it, but because sometimes you need to divert from the stripclub for a minute and experience other stage performances, and I don’t mean that in a pedophile way, I mean in a single, lonely, desperate mothers during the holiday season being easy to fuck kind of way.

How the fuck does someone like this get work, when so many talented, better looking people are out there are struggling to make it. It just proves that life isn’t fair and fake tits, a fit body, rich parents and connections really do a lot better for you than actual skill. Ridiculous. At least it’s pretyt fucking hysterical…

Posted in:Audrina|Bikini|Into the Blue 2

2009

27

Apr

Kim Kardashian is Turning Black of the Day

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Someone give this bitch a bucket of fried chicken and a watermelon. We get it bitch. You are into black dudes. They love your fat ass. You love their dicks. It doesn’t mean you have to turn yourself into Beyonce. You’re an annoying Christian half white half arab rich girl, you don’t need to take things to the fuckin’ project, just because you’re marrying a black guy. You can’t fool us you fucking try hard. I was at a black club this weekend and seeing all these white girls who are dating black dudes try to shake their asses like a real black girl was a fucking joke. Seeing them thunder-clap and throw their fists up like they were in the black panthers listenting to some Soca song was a bigger fucking joke.

Know your place and just keep showing off them big tits.

Posted in:Black|Kim Kardashian

2009

27

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is in Hawaii a week after Samantha Ronson was in Hawaii. This is some Forgetting Sarah Silverman shit only without the whole exes staying at the same resort, so I guess it is nothing at all like that movie, because if this was Forgetting Sarah Silverman, the movie wouldn’t have really been much of a movie, but you get what I am saying…at least I hope you do, because I have no idea what I am saying…and it’s all because I am distracted by how good Lohan looks in her bikini.

For any of you who say this is too skinny, you are fucking insane. She’s got a hot little ass, nice tits, flat stomach, thin legs, and is good to fucking go. More girls need to get on this program because it’s what a girl is supposed to look like.

Not to mention spending the last year being a lesbian, something that I don’t really exists, has given her vagina time to bounce back to the way it was before Wilmer made her the naughty girl she has the reputation of being, not that I really know anything about her or her sex life, or about gynecology, but I do know that when girls I know stop having sex for a few months, their shit tightens up proper. True story.

On a sidenote – I dig that Lohan is reading a book on “Trust” because I guess she’s working on being more trusting. There was a time she had people I sent to see Samantha Ronson DJ out of the club because they dropped the website name and within 4 minutes they were escorted out by 4 bodyguards all while Lohan wasn’t even in Canada.

I guess when your father is a fucking cocksucker, milking you as hard as he can, cheating on the family, because he’s a fucking sociopath self-destructive piece of shit who I hate, it is not easy to really to trust anyone.

Let’s drink to self-improvement…..

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan