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2009

25

Mar

Girls Painted Green for DJ AM of the Day

I am not sure if you know this, but DJ AM is a geek, just a geek who has managed to make a career out of the shit he geek’s on. That’s not too shocking, because pretty much every single DJ I’ve met over the years has been a geek, you have to be to know all the songs to play, to sit at turntables hour after hour learning how to scratch or mix or whatever the fuck they do, all fueled by them being tired of being the loser in the back of the club, and wanting to be the star of the fucking show, because girls flock to the star of the show, whether it’s a local guy at a rockbar or one of these superstar motherfuckers, because girls are competitive and want to be the woman next to the man who all the other women want or at least the man who’s the center of attention, because they want to be the center of attention, even if the guy’s a fucking geek. It’s some crazy shit that makes no sense to me.

What does make sense to me though, is that DJ AM, would use his club as a place to promote the New Star Trek movie, not only because he’s a Jew who likes gettin’ paid, but because he has spent many lonely nights before he became a millionaire success story, jerking off to green skinned bitches, because Star Trek was his favorite show and these bitches put out.

That said, you are probably a Star Trek kinda guy, so I figured you’d like seeing this girls who moved to LA to be the next Tara Reid, trying to work their way/sleep their way to a real job, but forced to take these low level jobs to pay there rent. I hear they’ll be at Costco next week handing out toilet paper samples. Watch out for it

TO SEE MORE OF THESE HIPSTER PARTY PICS YOU GOTTA VISIT TheCobraSnake

Posted in:Girls|Green|Star Trek

2009

25

Mar

Lydia Hearst Half Naked for Perfect Magazine of the Day

Lydia Hearst is a supermodel who has been getting a ton of exposure lately, and here she is in some hot photoshoot for some magazine called “Perfect” from another country that you probably won’t see here and like all good fashion magazines they tip toe on the fine line of porn and high fashion/art. A line that I wish I new how to balance on so that people take me serious. Unfortunately, everytime I pitch this fashion magazines my concept for a shoot, they ignore my email, mainly because the concept is always the same, Supermodel wearing nothing but my mouth for a bikini bottom, so I can taste what she was up to last night.

Either way, I love Lydia Hearst, mainly because she makes her own money, despite having been from a family where she probably never had a to work a day in her fucking life and that says a lot, because all the whores I meet when I sneak into those chachi bars, are mooches lookin’ for a guy to pay for their shit in exchange for getting to see them naked, with hopes that their futures involve sleeping, shopping and doing nothing all day, spending some asshole’s money, until someone better comes along. It’s like the people who should be ambitious just waste space and someone like Lydia, who could have been a useless socialite, gets naked in fucking magazines and pays her own fuckin’ rent.

I think she’s my Jennifer Hudson. That was a Dream Girl reference that was a little too obscure, I’ve been up since 8 in the fucking morning thanks to a dog who sleeps all fucking day, except at 7:30 in the fucking morning when I want to sleep, because letting me fucking sleep off my hangover is too hard for his back alley retarded pug brain to understand…and here are those pics.

Posted in:Half Naked|Lydia Hearst|Perfect

2009

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I just went to the weirdest restaurant in some back alley, the windows were covered with shower curtains so that people inside could smoke cigarettes and weed and the chef and owner, who was obsessed with Cuba, drunker than me, and who could hardly formulate a sentence but was talking some shit about how we are all scared, life is supposed to be simple, Cuba is simple and the whores only cost 25 dollars, then he pulled out his photo albums, since he’s been going there 12 years, and I snapped off these pictures…badly….

Here are my links…

If I Can’t Afford the Tuesday Night Movie, You Probably Can’t Either
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Lohan’s Busted Bum….per
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It’s Possible to Love Teddy Bears To Much, You Should Knoe
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Close Ups Of Kourtney Kardashian’s Tits
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Vin Diesel Huffs Helium and It’s Pretty Awesome – VIDEO
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Nicole Richie Looks Bangable Most Def
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Abigail Clancy Opens Up and Says Ahhh
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More Fun With the Shamwow Meth Head – VIDEO
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Bob Ross is a Happy Little Painter, Just Don’t Piss Him Off
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Because the Internet is Only Good For One Thing
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Caitlin is the Kind of Red Head I Love
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My Son Has a Penis Problems
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Striptease of the Day
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Now That’s a Vending Machine I Am Down With
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Madonna is Too Much of a Whore to Adopt Another Black Baby
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Holly Madison is Posessed By the Devils
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Bond Babe Gemma Arterton Control Pants Upskirt
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Audrina Patridge is an Idiot, But Man She’s Got a Sweet Ass
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The Octocrazy Fired All Her Nannies
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Kimmy Strips Down
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How Else Are You Planning On DOing IT?
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Watch These Idiots Blow Up a House With a Cannon, Because They Are Morons
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Marry Me Jayme Langford
GO

Jesikah Maximus Has an Ass Like No Others
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I Do NOT Free Base Cocaine!
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Nothing Says Love Like Committing Yourself to a Life of Disease
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Christina Ricci Bikini Niceness
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Mariek Goes Nude in Public
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Avril Lavigne Got Pretty Shitfaceds
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Gisele Gets Her Versace On
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Armenia Loves the Great Outdoors
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Flashback: Elisha Cuthbert – Maxim Magazine Photoshoot
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Bryci Will Make You Feel Good About Life
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Fez is Most Probably Sticking His Peen in Rhianna
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That’s a Dildo NOT to Buy
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Some Hottie Needs a Hubby – Desperate.
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Here’s that crazy FedEx Plane Crash Video You’ve All Seen….

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Because I Spend Too Much Time on Twitter….


I need 100,000 followers and will cry / Suicide if I don ‘t get there…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

24

Mar

Holly Madison and Her Dancing With the Stars Dance of the Day

While at the strip club the titty shakes I see are usually a lot more coordinated than this shit, but I guess she’s out of practice now that she doesn’t have to work the pole every night of the week, and dance for dirty men to pay her rent, while going home and crying herself to sleep about objectifying herself and not getting anywhere, hoping to find that one meal ticket that turned out to be Playboy. I’m not judgin’, I’m just saying her fucking dance is bullshit and if I saw this go down on stage, I’d ask the bouncer for my cover charge back.

The highlight of the show, as always is that dude with autism who founded Apple doing the worm…

Posted in:Dancing|Holly Madison

2009

24

Mar

Ashton Kutcher Sings a Song of the Day

I asked Ashton Kutcher over twitter if he was a comedian or just a joke. He never answered me. I told him that he is shit like the smear on Bruce Willis’ dick after he fucks his tween man slit. I actually didn’t say that, but should of, because he’s fucking Demi, who fucked Bruce and who sticks close with the family, making me think on their spiritual escapades and a little too much wine, things can get a little wild….

These idiots are all into Kaballah and have spiritual leaders and shit, so I guess Ashton lacks guidance and is just an insecure little fucker, and that’s why he turned to a mom as a wife and religion to save his vapid soul.

I don’t hate Ashton Kutcher, I’m just saying…..

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Singing

2009

24

Mar

Some Ginger Spice Leg of the Day

Ginger Spice was out on a date, if you read other sites, you’ll see her tits were busting out and she looked like she was fertile, horny, or about to get her period and ready to take as much dick possible before being forced to take the week off, because it was actually reported that she was on 2 dates with 2 different men, one of them was Guy Ritchie, but that doesn’t matter. What matter is how she’s closing her legs and not showing us her vagina, you know pretending like we all forgot that her getting naked, is the reason she had a career in the first place. I figure stick to your fuckin’ roots whore and let me see how well you’ve aged the past decade.

Posted in:Ginger Spice|Leg

2009

24

Mar

Bridget Marquardt in some Staged Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day

Hefner’s ex girlfriend, like she was every his fucking girlfriend, or anything but a shitty publicity stunt that spunoff into a TV show and tons of media attraction, does some show that involves her being in a bikini, or variation of a bikini, traveling the world rating beaches and pulling stupid stunts on the beach to make the shit more interesting to watch, because this concept is played the fuck out and frustrating. It’s like while all of us assholes sit in our shitty homes, listening to our disgusting pig wives chew their fuckin’ potato chips, pretty much hearing her heart struggle for breathe as she suffocates it with grease, watching this shit, imgagining how great life would be if only we could pay off that credit card debt and grab a few tickets to travel the fucking world, she’s the one living in luxury, getting paid big money, filming this shit while dancing around in a bikini all day, and that is just unfair enough for me to hate it.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Bridget Marquardt

2009

24

Mar

Miley Cyrus Gets a Burger of the Day

So Miley Cyrus went to get a burger and the whole staff decided to make a big deal out of it, I guess their minimum wage life doing menial work all fucking day for them man, who doesn’t let them take sick days, and who gives them a hard time if they show up 3 minutes late, even thought they aren’t paid enough to show up on fucking time, only to get knee deep in fast food slop, hating your life and motivating yourself to get the fuck out of that line of work, maybe go back to school or do a technical program, maybe plumbing or electrician school, even cabinet making, anything but fucking working a burger shop, lacks excitement and celebrities make life a little less depressing, because now you have a story to tell your family and friends that doesn’t involve how shitty your fucking day was because Miley Cyrus came into your life and remembered you, even if that would make my shitty day even shittier, but that’s just cuz I am negative and a hater.

Posted in:Burger|Miley Cyrus

2009

24

Mar

Angel Lola Luv’s Hip Hop Model Photoshoot of the Day

I didn’t watch this video, not because I am racist, but because I am lazy, yes, too lazy to watch fucking videos of big booty hip hop models doing photoshoots for magazines/websites/god knows what the fuck this is, but since I am half asleep and uninterested, I figured it would give you something to watch while I gather my thoughts and decide if life is worth living.

I’ve never heard of this Angel Lola Luv chick, but her name is nice and stripper-like, but I am not really an expert on this hip hop model movement, so check it out if you’re down with brown.

Posted in:Angel Lola Luv|Booty|Tits

2009

24

Mar

Jordan Promoting Her Equestrian Line of Clothing of the Day

Jordan is pretty hysterical. It’s pretty hard to hate her for milkin’ those tits, more than her retard baby did. You know, she’s managed to do so much more shit with silicone than pretty much anyone out there, she’s launched product line after product line, has had sex tapes, makes massive amounts of money, and has the public watching her every move because I guess they find her important, but this tacky line of horse products has got to be one of the ultimate jokes she’s hustled.

I don’t know too much about horseback riding, but I know that not everyone who partakes in the sport is classy, or from old money and I guess there are sluts, prostitutes, trash and farmers that like to go nuts with horses, there are probably perverted parents who like to shock the other parents, by dressing their girls up like this for horseback riding activity day with the school, and even strippers who like to dress like slutty horseback riders for their stage shows or hot date on the merry-go-round cuz they are ironic, so somehow this makes sense, just not to me.

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price