2009
23
Mar
Based on Katy Perry’s body type, I figure she likes licking ice cream more than she likes shoving her tongue down other girl’s throats, because she’s fat.
Despite popular belief, that’s got nothing to do with her being ugly, it just adds a little more reason to hate her and her success…
Posted in:Ice Cream|Katy Perry|Lick
2009
23
Mar
If you’re in the mood for some useless, rich breasts that are dressed like a disco ball, becaue when you’re useless and rich, your entire life is a fuckin’ party, and you like advertising that to the fucking world, while busting out of her dress. Then here you go.
I went to a stripclub this past weekend, because I was in the mood to see some useless, poor, struggling breasts that were dressed like they belong on the shelf in a ghetto sex shop, it wasn’t much of a party, because the fucking whores kept filing through to the creepy rapist motherfucker drinking perrier, who hadn’t showerd in a while, but clearly masturbated a lot, I could tell by his haircut.
So being rejected to the goodlookin’ guy, or the rich guy, or the friendly outgoing guy makes sense to me, and doesn’t fuck my self esteem, but when the strippers choose the rapist over you, you know it may be time to get out of those sweatpants…..
Posted in:Brittany Gastineau|Discoball|Tits
2009
23
Mar
So in case you didn’t know, a lot of people got herpes this past week, because it was spring break, and we all know what that shit’s all about. I didn’t go to any of these parties, I was a little under the weather and being that old guy at the party begging girls to let me do shots out of their trim little boxes is only going to be fun if I ever make myself famous, because that way they’ll actually let it happen, instead of reporting me to security.
Anyway, I saw this Lil Wayne clip and there’s a sea of fucking bikini clad pussy going insane for him, he can pretty much fuck every single one of these whores, and that’s gotta be a pretty good feeling, something I know you’ve never experienced.
That said, you should make yourself famous….
Posted in:Lil Wayne|Spring Break
2009
23
Mar
Tara Reid seems to be bringing back the good. You know she was a time when the only thing wrong with her was that she was fucking Carson Daly, then that ended and she just spiraled into some permanent spring break party, lookin’ haggard, depressing and pathetic, unable to hold down a job, then turning to shitty plastic surgery that I assume she got while jacked on pills in Thailand, cuz it was all she could afford at the time, resulting in her being publicly humilated when her numb tit fell out of her dress, and her battered lipo stomach that looked like she lost a fight with farm equipment, and throughout that time, I always wanted to fuck her, even when drunk, during a herpes outbreak, with some random frat boy’s sperm dripping out of her mangled pussy. She is pretty fucking hot.
2009
23
Mar
So Christian Milian is out in Hawaii with her boyfriend, who is some rapper named The-Dream. I can just see how this is going to end, she’ll find out he cheats on her every chance he can get, and doesn’t appreciate just being the “number one shorty”, cuz she has an ego, and thinks she deserves to be a queen and that her rapper boyfriend should be exclusive to her, without realizing that when he tours pussy is thrown at him and a lot of the time it’s not even hotter pussy than hers, but just different pussy, and that keeps things fresh and allows him to put up with her whiney bullshit, because the second a woman tries to limit a man from fucking other girls, is the minute that man hates her.
So she’ll probably act up, he’ll probably Chris Brown her, and that’s just the hip hop world way….
Posted in:Bikini|Christina Milian
2009
23
Mar
This is some Big Brother in the UK, 40 year old, piece of trash named Lisa Appleton, and as you’d expect, she’s keeping it classy while getting a wedgie from some guy, who may or may not be her boyfriend, who was also on Big Brother with her.
I found this little blurb on her that I felt the need to share…
she believes in reincarnation, life after death, clairvoyants, ghosts, spirit guides, and universal dynamics. Lisa met Mario three years ago when she bought a crystal ball from him on ebay and met up with him to collect it. She says the most significant event in her life was when Mario pawned his Rolex to buy her a boob job.
So keep selling your garbage on ebay motherfuckers, it turns out you can find love on the shit and even take that love to reality TV stardom, if you play your cards right.
On a side note, UK reality star Jade Goody died and the lesson we can learn from her exploiting herself and selling her life to the media, is that if you are a girl, get screened for HPV and use condoms, because people out there are fucking pigs, they live in this life of excess, self destructiong, filth and transmit their dirty little secrets to unsuspecting young girls who think they are in love, or that this guy is different because they are too insecure, drunk, stupid, caught up in the moment, self destructive, and unable to really grasp the consequences of their actions to stay safe, and next thing you know, they’re dead at 27. It’s sad, unnecessary, so be fuckin’ smart with your pussies, unless of course it is with me, in which case we cross our fingers and hope for the best, cuz condoms are for pussies, but with everyone else, buckle the fuck up.
Posted in:Lisa Appleton|Wedgie
2009
23
Mar
Ashton and Demi were in the Bahamas or some shit similar for Bruce Willis’ wedding to some 22 year old model, because I guess when you area famous, and have a lot of money, can offer the celebrity lifestyle and are fun to be around because you’re not stressed about pretty much anything, since you’ve fucked life up the ass and won, marrying 22 year old models isn’t all that crazy. There is always a slut out there willing, especially for promises of the good life.
Ashton and his mom-wife Demi are weird, Bruce and his Daughter-Wife probably are too, but combined weirdness aint got shit on the weirdness that is Rumer Willis’ face.
Everyone crticizes them for being so close, ex-wives and their boy toys are supposed to hate the ex-husband and their new young pussy, but the fact that they are tight doesn’t bother me, it just makes me think they are all probably fucking each other, I’m talking Ashton in Bruce’s mouth while Demi combs out her bush and the 22 year old model learns how to insert a tampon properly because she just got her period for the first time, or some other weirdness, because I follow this asshole on Twitter, and I can tell something’s a little off with him and his life, but selling out your wife’s ass to get Twitter followers is pretty commendable behavior…
Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Ass|Bikini|Demi Moore
2009
21
Mar
I just woke up and don’t know where the fuck I am….I just know it is 3 pm and I am not at home. I don’t know how I got here or where I spent my night. I hope it comes to me because I hate when this happens….
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I got recognition from Steve Buscemi on Twitter. Now I hate a lot of things. Steve Buscemi is not one of those things. He is someone who I have liked in every movie he’s done, from the Adam Sandler bullshit to the more obscure shit, so if that’s the real deal Buscemi, it means a lot to me to get that internet love and told I have a cool blog. It is more rewarding than being blocked by Demi Moore and Diddy, ignored by Ashton Kutcher and every other celebrity on twitter, and even better than checking my mail and finding Ryan Seacrest’s dirty panties I ordered off some dirty panty site.
Anyway, enough of that here are my links….
Lohan Does a Commercial For Zellers That Really Isn’t Zellers
But May As Well Be Cause Its a Complete Piece of Shit – VIDEO
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They Are My Kind of Women, and By My Kind of Women, I Mean They Have Vaginas
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Is It Wrong to Have Lesbian Sex Fantasies about Penelope and Monica Cruz?
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Hottest College Girl ’09
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Sluts in Bikinis Can Pretty Much Sell Anything
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Getting Laid Has Never Been Easier
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I’d Like to Pump Vanessa Hudgens
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Human Toilet is Scary as Shit
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Courtney Cox Really is a Cougar
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The Sham Wow Meth Head Goe Fucking Insane
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Ariel Brings Out My Adoration for Red Heads
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The World’s Worst Comedian Is Funny For All The Wrong Reasons
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Striptease of the Day
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Because You Can’t Be Mommy’s Special Little Guy Forever
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Hayden Pantyairs is About to Deep Throat
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Michelle Obama Better Move Over, Cause The First Lady of Cameroon Is As Bangable As She Is
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Everyone is Mad Cause Obama Made Fun of Retards, but Personally I Think It’s Pretty Funny
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How About Lady Gaga’s Nipple?
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Madonna Broke Things Off with Jesus, I’m Guessing Cause Of His Age
Maybe She Will Start Dating Adopted Child, Woody Allen Style
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There Was a Bunch of Free Money on the Highway in San Diego Today
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It’s Going to Be Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
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Anetta Keys Enjoys Come Coffee And Cream
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Bikini Clad Security Guard
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A Drunk Chick Falling is a Good Precursor to All Things Friday Night
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Meggan Mallone Plays Coy
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Every Guy Needs a Good Wingman
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Beach Butts Make Me Smile
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Bob Barker Should Have Been a Porn Star
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Cai Ling Topless Photoshoot
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SKinny Blone Does a Show
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If Ed Westwick is Tired of the Gay Rumors, Then Maybe He Should Stop Being Gay
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A Bunch of Sluts From Zoo Magazine
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Pretty Much the Best For Sale Ad Ever
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49 Sexy Sluts in Stockings
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Jaime Graham is a Playboy Babe
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Train Passenger Goes Apeshit – Video
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When Fisting Goes Wrong
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Dance With Your Pants Off
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Pauly Shore is Not Dead
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Patience is a Virtue
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The Original Sex Doll
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360 Pound Guy Raped By an Old Woman With Big Tits
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Top 10 Kidnapper Vans
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Some Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders….
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….
I need 100,000 followers and will cry if I don ‘t get there…
Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
20
Mar
Nikki Cox is just one of those girls that is goodlooking, gets male attention, but never really feels comfortable in her skin, or that she’s really valued, so she spends her life insecure and jacking her face up with plastic surgery, ending up looking like a fucking clown that she things represents her true self, but more obvious proof of her self-hatred is that she dated Bobcat Goldthwait….
I guess she gives a good blowjob and here she is at some basketball game.
Posted in:Nikki Cox|Plastic Surgery|Tits
2009
20
Mar
Here is Lindsay Lohan leaving a club, she’s gotta be sober, I mean otherwise she wouldn’t look like she was taking a nap, you know cuz when I get wasted, I always look alert and ready to drive the fuckin’ schoolbus. I quit doing the Lohan Death Watch, but I figure I might as well do the Lohan is Sleepy watch because it’s Friday and I need to got Britney Spears hunting.
Here’s the video….
Posted in:Addict|Lindsay Lohan|Slut|Sober
