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2009

27

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Buys More Pantyhose of the Day

I guess Lohan didn’t prepare for her rushed, random trip to the UK by bringing enough pantyhose, who knows maybe she has a place there that has the best fucking pantyhose in the fucking world and was the whole reason for her trip to the UK, you know since that’s pretty much all this whore wears, but the reason for this is medical and not for fashion, because if she doesn’t wear them, her pussy will fall out. It’s just that rotten.

On a side note, she still hasn’t died, so the death watch goes on another day, but here are her crew having a Smokin’ Party and I wish I was invited…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Pantyhose|Shopping

2009

27

Feb

Carmen Electra and Lenny from Motorhead Together of the Day

I met a make-up artist on Twitter since it’s my new hang out . I pretty much use it to respond to random famous people and make stupid comments about the shit they write and the whole thing is pretty funny to me, but like everywhere else in my life, I get ignored and I can’t get as many followers as even the most useless pornstar, but I guess none of that matters.

What does matter is that this make-up artist told me that Carmen Electra is a natural beauty and by lookin’ at her tits, I think it’s safe to say the only natural there is the fact that I want to cum all over them. She’s older and has seen more and more cock as the years go on, but she still looks good to me and by me I mean Lenny from Motorhead, but let’s face it, his sexual catalog of pussy he’s fucked, is trashy old strippers from small towns with shitty tit jobs and a deep love for the song “Ace of Spades” because it has been a huge part of their livelihood and life all these years and just having the opportunity to meet him will let them die happy if for whatever reason they go home with a bad john, take bad drugs, or hang themselves from the shower curtains because their lives fucking suck.

That said, here’s some Carmen.

Here’s some Lenny from Motorhead singing Ace of Spades for the whores out there…

***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE****UPDATE***

I didn’t check my email today – because I am lazy – but my good internet friend over at Antiquiet sent it these pictures that he took at the Chelsea Girls show all this went down at…..

Posted in:Carmen Electra|cleavage|Tits

2009

27

Feb

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart was something I used to do back in the day, where’ I’d link to really fucking disgusting looking girls, usually fat, old and naked, sometimes just ugly and I haven’t really kept it up because I don’t bother surfing the internet for disgusting porn anymore, mainly because I jerk off to scenes from Top Gun now. I blame being desensitized, but not being desensitized to ugly chicks and from day one, all I have said about this girl was that she was skinny, I always said she had a wonky monkey like face and I’m sticking to that, but she’s doing a good job backing up my theory, and that’s why Annalynne is a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Lookin'Good Sweetheart

2009

27

Feb

Bianca Gascoigne Takes Her Tits on her Irish Tour of the Day

I mean I guess she has no choice but to bring her tits on her Irish tour with her, since they are part of her, but she does have a choice to not have them busting out all over the motherfuckin’ place, but with a face like that, I guess the choice was made for her when she was born, you know, since she’s ugly.

I am sure she fits in nicely in Ireland though. I go to Irish pubs out here and the kind of crowd those places attract are pretty fucking ugly. I’ve gone out once for St Patrick’s day, and the girls that shit attracts are pretty fucking ugly. It’s like hot girls with style no to stay the fuck away and leave it for the farting, beer guzzling, big mac eating, beer bellied, big headed chick with a four leaf clover tattooed on her hip to match her the tattoo of every lyric to every bad song for her to scream along to on her brain. If you know what I mean…

Here are her tits….and I have no idea who she is….

Bonus – Look Guinness, You’re Famous..

Posted in:Bianca Gascoigne|Ireland|Tits

2009

27

Feb

Tara Lipinski Gets Hugged By a Random of the Day

I am being fucking lazy today, it happens, especially when your day is spent sitting at a computer writing random shit about people you don’t care about, kinda hard to get yourself out of bed, but I still have a few things lined up even though it’s the end of the day, but in the meantime, I am going to throw up this video of Olympic skater, Tara Lipinski, who isn’t hot, but worth jerking off to when you only have one channel and figure skating happens to be on, because you get to see their figure skating panty asses and they show off their flexibility, and that’s enough for me to work with. Anyway, she got hugged from behind out in Hollywood by some random guy and it made me laugh.

Posted in:Hugged|Stranger|Tara Lipinski

2009

27

Feb

Lady Gaga in Video of the Day

Since I slept in today, I figure I’ll punish you with this Lady Gaga video. I couldn’t watch the whole thing, because I can’t stomach her in live-action, but I’m going to post it anyway, because I know she’s probably annoying, pretentious and ugly, but I could be wrong…that’s just how daring I am…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Video

2009

27

Feb

Megan Fox is a Slut of the Day

I am really not into Megan Fox, which may sound insane to the world of people who sit at home fantasizing over her useless, tacky (see her arm tattoo), glorified stripper, bullshit. I know the people who made her think she is better than she is, are very passionate about how she is the fucking hottest. I know that their constant sucking her dick about how hot she is, has given her a fucking ego and that part of her thinks she’s the hottest girl in hollywood but she obviously doesn’t have any real confidence in herself, because otherwise she would have never been engaged to an original 90210 cast member. But they’re broken up now, so I’ll give her credit where credit is due, and these pictures of her are pretty good, but then again I just woke up, so I may be blinded by her cleavage.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Sexy|Slut

2009

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m finally getting the pussy I deserve, I can smell the days where I won’t have to fuck a bowl of warm, wet, past noodles. Check out this email….

I’m a 19 year old girl and I love your website. You crack me up and I don’t even mind the misogyny, not really being much of a feminist myself. Your posts on Lindsay Lohan and Heidi Montag/every other pseudo celebrity makes my day. I wish there were more bloggers like you.
Love and appreciation

19 dude…do you know what a 19 year old Vagina looks like? I don’t, because all this almost 18 pornstars are usually 25, or at least look it, but I’m assuming shit’s amazing.

Again, I’ve opted out of partying with a bunch of rich girls who asked me to join them because they think I am funny and creepy and make them uncomfortable buy laugh because I decided to sit at home a watch people update their twitter. The real reason is that a bunch of rich girls didn’t ask me to join them out partying, and I spent all my money earlier tonight on a 40. Economic crisis may suck for you, but this has always been my life and these are my stepLINKS….

You Say Whores, I Say Good Times!
GO

Holly Madison’s Overused and Tattered Vagina is Up For Grabs
GO

Some Cereal Ads That Will Make You Think You’re On Drugs
GO

Get Your Cash for OLD Now!
GO

stop Crying, You Little Pussy
GO

Katy Perry Gets More Disgusting Each Day
GO

What If Your Best Friend Lived in Your Pants?
GO

Vincent Talks to Animals, and Probably Fucks Them Off Camera Too
GO

Street Racers Get Busted
GO

The Hottest Women Of Melrose Place
GO

Diary of a Sperm
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

If That’s How a Man Wants to Relax, Than That’s How a Man Should Relax, You Know?
GO

Porn, What Is It Good For?
GO

Aubrey O’Day Takes Her Tits Out For a Night on the Town
GO

Elle MacPherson is Topless!
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Megan Fox Can Do No Wrong
GO

Kendra Wilkinson Hangs Out
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Not Bad for a Bitter Old Aged Hag
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Charlize Theron Hotness
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Can You Hear This Shit?
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Gina Wants To Show You Her Bedroom
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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School in Venezuela Looks Like The Most Amazing Thing Ever
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A Kid Eating in on a Tricycle Is Pure Awesome
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Sophie Anderton Topless Action
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There’s Nothing Like Some Good Fat Food
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Kid Completely Destroys Himself For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Keeley Hazell Does the Only Thing She Knows How
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India’s Baby Drop Ritual Looks Like Hours of Fun
GO

Freida Pinto Looks Sexy No Matter What
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Brianna Banks Brings the Boners On
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Seriously, What The Fuck is Wrong With Amy Winehouse?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Paz Vega Makes the Most Mundane Tasks Look Good
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Harumi Nemoto Says Konichiwa
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Dawn King Flaunts Her Good in King Magazine
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Super Jesus Bowl Sunday!
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Sometimes Questions Answer Themselves
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Danneel Harris is Pro Masterbation!
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Sharon Stone is Getting Downright Terrifying
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The Best TV Shows of the 2000’s
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Thanks for this No Smoking Message Fabio you Asshole
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Some Young Girls Having a Good Time All Up ON Each Other Good Times…
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The Best Street Card Trick of All Time….
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And I Thought My Cock Was Small…
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WORTH READING

50 Cent Interview….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

26

Feb

Hilary Duff and Her Lesbian Crackwhore of the Day

I am not gonna judge Hilary Duff’s sexual preferences. I know how she’s feeling, we’ve all been there, you know desperate and alone with nothing but a 20 to our name and a boner in our pants. You know looking to get off all over her dirty crack addicted face after violating her gaping, dry, dying vagina, because she is all you really afford, only to feel humiliated once you’re done, leading to you hitting the pipe with the whore you just got with because you realize how she’s the best thing you’ve had in the last 5 years and you don’t want it to end, despite how much you hate yourself for doing it.

You know until you realize there’s a cop across the street about to crack the fuck down on you, forcing you to pretend you’ve never seen that girl before, you know make him think he’s insane for implying such a thing like someone like me paying for sex from someone like that, playing it all off as a joke and going on my merry way….with a boner in my pocket and realizing that the cunt stole my 20 out of my pocket when we were discussing prices, before the pigs cockblocked us…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Homeless|Lesbian

2009

26

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t inspire me. Facebook does. So this is what I wrote to some girl I don’t know who has her status set to “Spring Break is Amazing, Home Sunday”

i miss you

come home

i miss our late night chats

our movie nights where we cuddle on the couch….

but more importantly – i miss the anal.

She didn’t answer me, just like I’m not going to answer these Vanessa Hudgens pictures, something I am sure she’s used to, you know dating a faggot, where anything she does gets little to no reaction. She can come out with a vibrator and the hottest lingerie and homeboy will ask her to get out of the way of the TV because he’s watching Gossip Girl and she knows not to bother him while Gossip Girl is on….if you know what I mean…and even when shit’s over he only really give her attention when she turns the dildo onto him

BONUS – ASHLEY TISDALE UGLY WATCH….

Yep…she’s still ugly….just making sure….

Posted in:Legs|Shorts|Vanessa Hudgens