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2009

20

Mar

Paris Hilton Defending Her Tits in a Blue Dress of the Day

At this point in Paris Hilton’s life, why the fuck does she bother wearing clothes. We’ve all seen her naked enough that you’d think she’d view the world the way my wife unfortunately views our aparment, and that is one wear she is always fucking naked no matter how many times I tell her she’s disgusting or spray her with Febreeze, or try to disinfect everything her disgusting bare ass and flappy fucking tits touch.

I guess it’s gotta do with her trying to be classy, you know denying that she’s a fucking whore, and the whole having lots of money to medicate buy buying herself everything her heart desires, and the whole fun getting ready process cuz it wastes some of the ton of free time she has doing nothing, but most importantly, because it would be a health hazard. That’s not to say I wouldn’t fucker, but I am a pig and it’d be real unfortunate seeing a little stickin’ his tongue on the phone receiver Paris just accidentally fucked because she was walking by it and her pussy suction took over.

Here she is fighting with her dress….

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Blue Dress|Paris Hilton|Tits

2009

20

Mar

Fergie and Her Shorts of the Day

Fergie got married and now she’s a whole new person. She’s got different color hair, she dresses pretty conservative like a mom and I am not just saying that because her uterus seems to be busting out of the front of her shorts.

To think that a girl who used to miss her period for months at a time because of all the hard drug use, partying, malnourishment and random sex with HPV when she fell from her Disney channel big break, could manage to salvage the broken pieces and put it all together.

Maybe there’s hope for all of us. Fergie is inspiring.

Posted in:Fergie|Legs|Married|Shorts

2009

20

Mar

Cameron Diaz Gettin’ Her Hair Done of the Day

Here’s Cameron Diaz getting the grey dyed out because you can be a sexy Hollywood Starlet who plays the love interest everyone wants to fuck, unless you look like you’re 18, something that may not be in Cameron Diaz’s cards anymore, but luckily of her, I met a couple guys the other night you were bragging about fucking 65 year old women because they are easy, like the attention, bake great cookies and don’t need condoms, now I’ve got no interest in saggy menopausal tits and gaping dessert storm dry vagina, but i figure it’s good to know some people do, otherwise you’d be forced to kill yourself like you were Jennifer Aniston.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Hair

2009

20

Mar

Molly Sims and Her Post Anal Rape Walk of the Day

If you’re wondering what’s happened to Molly Sims, I got this exclusive, that she’s been out getting prison raped by random large penised men, and now she can’t seem to manage to stand-up straight, cuz they got her good.

Yeah, I didn’t actually get that exclusive, but I do always wonder why gay men always have such good posture and pursed lips, you know all rigid and put together, when they take it up the ass, I know that my wife stuck her finger in my ass once and I walked with a limp for a week. Sure she’s got fat fingers and I resisted, but you get what I’m saying here, or you don’t.

I guess you’re no even reading this and onto the pictures. I’ve lost my edge. Let’s go skiing.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Anal|Molly Sims|Rape

2009

20

Mar

Tupac Lives of the Day

Sure, if you want to stage your own death and pretend you are dead, you don’t go out to LIl Wayne concerts dressed like it was 1993 and you were at the top of the game. I guess that would explain how he releases an album every couple of years and makes huge sales without the headache of touring because he’s some kind of legend, while really, he’s just kickin’ it on an Island somewhere with Natasha Richardson, or other celebrities who staged their own death to get out of the limelight….

I love these conspiracy theories about dead celebrities because people hate admitting a motherfucker who touched them through song, or after a concert, while his baby momma was at home breast feeding is dead, I thought this was worth posting, it probably isn’t, but I mean, what really is worth posting since everything pretty much sucks, except maybe for Ryan Seacrest. He’s fuckin’ dreamy.

Posted in:Alive|Tupac

2009

20

Mar

Weird Paparazzi Advice for Ashley Tisdale of the Day

This video is fucking amazing. Some paparazzi immigrant is asking ugly Ashley Tisdale her how fun she can be if she is hiding the happenings of life by not being herself.

I guess I should be easier on the paparazzi, sure they are cocksuckers who email me and bother me about how I owe them money for pictures they claim to take of people, without getting the consent of the people they are getting pictures of, but maybe I should just accept that they need to pay the rent and lack the skills needed to make that happen, since they haven’t quite figured out English.

Either way, this is some strange fucking rap of nonsense and it is fucking gold. Another thing that’s gold…Ashley Tisdale hiding her ugly fucking face from the world, because it means she’s insecure, and realizes she’s not hot, and that makes her easier to get naked. And ugly or not, I like naked…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Paparazzi

2009

20

Mar

Some Teenage Girl Cheerleading Audtion Tape of the Day

There weren’t cheerleaders in my school, I don’t really even remember school, but I always thought they were important, not because they bring up morale and get the party started, but because they are usually not the hot chicks in the class, just the slutty ones who want as much male attention as possible, and that works for me. If anything they are the equivalent of strippers who just show off a little panty, but who you know don’t charge to grab their tits, so when I got this video sent in, I figured I’d post it, it’s Friday, we should be fucking celebrating.

Posted in:Cheerleader|Teenage Girl

2009

20

Mar

Amy Winehouse Flashes Her Panties of the Day

I am kinda surprised to see Amy Winehouse wearing panties, I figured that her rotting vagina just kinda closed up on her and dried out meaning there wouldn’t really be a point. Maybe I just think like that because she’s pretty fucking busted looking and I like to pretend she doesn’t have female genitals because it helps keep me straight, but that’d be a lie, since I’d pay to fuck this bitch and bitches that look a hell of a lot worse than her, but I wouldn’t pay much.

That said, if you’re wondering why she went with black pair and not the white pair, it’s because before she put these on, they were white….bad joke, sure, but that doesn’t change the fact that I am really curious what shoving my face in her crotch would smell like, and what would happen if someone was to insert garden hose, PVC pipe, licorice or any tube into her, and I got the opportunity to take a hit of that pussy pipe.

I guess I’ll never know….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|flash|Panty

2009

20

Mar

Bar Refaeli in Some Hot Lingerie Ad of the Day

I lost my mind last night. I was sitting next to my wife and she was chewing. Now I started getting really disgusted with her shit many years ago, but never did I feel the rage I felt with every smack of her cow lips. It’s like I wanted to throw her out the fucking window, but I knew I’d pull out my fucking back, or she’d get stuck and we’d have to call the fire department to sort it out, making the whole thing a much bigger deal than just giving her the scare she needs to stop chewing like that. I guess this is a sign that the passion is over and at least I have Jew sluts like Bar Refaeli to remind me that I suck at life.


Source – Via All Things Israel – Iamil.com

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Lingerie|Tits

2009

20

Mar

Fat Upper Pussy Area the Video of the Day

I just woke up and someone emailed me this video. It’s about the F.U.P.A. I have no idea when F.U.P.A became a mainstream, pop word to use for a GUNT, but I’ve heard people say it a lot so I assume it is in a movie or some shit, since people don’t have an original thought in their body and are forced to use references from movies for jokes.

Anyway, the shit’s pretty lame, but the ass is hot, and there’s never anything wrong with chicks washing your car in bikinis, unless those chicks look like my wife….

Posted in:Stupid Video|Viral Video