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2009

26

Feb

Jonas Brother Dates a Monster of the Day

I understand why the Jonas brother’s are saving themselves for marriage. When you date things that look like this, jerking off to anything is better than any physical contact with them. Maybe it’s protective measures for them to not fall off the virgin wagon, but I always thought the Jonas brother’s were faggots, but now I am convinced that they are, not because of their contrived web of lies and innate ability to shake their bom-boms or sing really gay songs, but because only a gay dude would choose this pussy out of a lineup of pussy to be his cover-up pussy, since he chose her cuz she likes shopping and talking about boys and not because she’s something anyone would want to fuck.

Posted in:Jonas Brother|Ugly Chick

2009

26

Feb

Rihanna’s Recovery Bikini Pictures of the Day

I know a guy at The Insider, it’s some celebrity gossip TV show like Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight and I asked him to leak these Rihanna’s Bikini pictures. They are of her recovery trip to Mexico, where she got some sun, showed off her body, made me cum, because I guess Chris Brown didn’t beat her properly, which is probably the reason she won’t press charges, will go back to him, and this whole incident will be swept under the rug like it should be. I am a firm believer that if you beat your wife, keep that shit to yourself, and keep her scared enough to keep her mouth shut. Ya know what I mean…

Posted in:Bikini|Mexico|Rihanna

2009

26

Feb

Lady Gaga Forgets to Tuck of the Day

So I’ve been saying that everything about Lady Gaga reminds me of some kind of tranny. Her electro pop music that I hate, but is a hit in the gayest of dance clubs, her obsession with sex, the fact that she dresses like an idiot and without pants and her broken down weak chinned masculine face all scream “Man trying to be a cartoon version of a chick”.

So I’ve been waiting for the day that she got too drunk, danced too intense leading to a cock slip, or testicle slip or massive hacked off stump from a night on too much acid slip, or an oversized clit that comes with hormone therapy slip, or whatever the fuck she has going on in her genitals cuz we can’t tell her gender slip, you know to slowly sneak out of the leotard to put an end to all her fucking lies, since she pretty much started.

I was expecting this to happen after her shit started to falter, you know when the rest of the world realized she was full of shit and that she’s not worth listening to, you know as a hanging on to the glory kind of publicity stunt she was keeping in her back pocket for when it was needed down the road, and not at the height of her popularity, but I guess the glamorous fame she’s been dying for all her life has made her overlook some key details when she was trying to secure her mangina in its home tucked and taped between her thighs….

Sure it could be fabric bunching up, but where’s the fun in that? So I’m sticking with cock bulge.

Here’s some whore who showed up to hang with GAGA and Her Cock….

Posted in:Lady Gaga|No Pants

2009

26

Feb

DJ AM’s Ugly Girlfriend Plays it Up For the Paparazzi of the Day

I am over making fun of DJ AM, he does his thing, people like him, he makes lot lots money and I don’t really care anymore, and never really did, it was just an easy thing to make fun of but now I’m bored of it, so instead of focusing on him, calling him Gayer than Bicycle Shorts, calling him a Bar Mitzvah Dj and all the other shit I’ve done so many times before, I’d like take my focus onto his new girlfriend.

She is an American Apparel model, that means she is not a real model. For the most part the girls in American Apparel ads are just American Apparel store workers who crave attention and think they are hotter than they actually are and take the billboards and ads that get published to heart, giving them actual proof of how hot they already thought they are.

What they don’t know is the Dov Charney, the guy who takes the pictures of the girls in the ads and the founder of the company is just a pervert who likes all girls, especially when they are young and free, and willing to do whatever it takes to be in the next campaign.

Now, I’ve got nothing against any of that, girl wants attention, gets naked for her boss, he gives her the exposure her ego wants and everyone’s happy, but I do get annoyed when these kinds of girls think they are anything more than attention whores who can’t be real models.

So seeing this girl pretend to hate that the paparazzi are interrupting her life, that they are annoying and that they don’t deserve to see her face after a quiet night standing next to her celebrity DJ boyfriend as he worked, pisses me off, because it’s a lie.

She is dating AM because he is willing to date her. She is dating him because she wants the good life, the escape from being an American Apparel cashier and maybe, just maybe, people will notice her and give her work that feels as gratifying as the free photoshoot she did half naked for her boss last year. Whore.

Posted in:DJ AM|Paparazzi|Ugly Girlfriend

2009

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight was boring. My email was boring. Twitter wasn’t boring. I have no clean clothes and I am too lazy to do laundry, I try whore showering my underwear, but it just smells like fruity fucking asshole, I’ve sat on the couch all night trying to figure out if I have food allergies because my throat feels like it’s been prison raped. I don’t have a TV and didn’t drink because of the financial crisis. I didn’t get girls naked on webcam and I haven’t had a boner in days, maybe it’s got something to do with my fruity asshole smell. I thought of some jokes to use tomorrow, then I forgot them. I am hungry and my heat isn’t working. Welcome to my life. Here are my stepLINKS.

Sex Doesn’t Have to be a Solo Mission
GO

The Story That Will End All Masturbation Stories for the Rest of Time…
GO

Jessica Simpson is a Garbage Fail Kid
GO

You Will Adore Amber
GO

Keyboards Rock Out to Beat It, and It’s Pretty Sweet
GO

Finally a Great Use for a Shamwow
GO

And The Ugliest Girl Award Goes To…
GO

Bar Rafaeli is Sandwiched Between Two Douchbags
GO

An FHM Shoot is Usually Good For a Boner or Two
GO

If Sex Was Described Like A T.G.I. Fridays Menu
GO

Hey Buddy, I Think You Got Some Shit On Your Face
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Britains Next Top Model is Topless
GO

Meredith Vieira Upskirt Flash On The Ellen DeGeneres Show
GO

Sean Penn Is Pretty Much The Most Amazing Person On the Planet
GO

Elaine From Seinfeld is Bangable
GO

Lily Allen Wants You to Know She’s Not a Lesbian
GO

Paris Hilton Wants to Give the Homo From Twilight Herpes
GO

When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
GO

Red Underwear Will Always Make Life Better
GO

Nude Fashion Is Pretty Much the Only Fashion I Am Into
GO

Piss in the Street Like You Just Don’t Care
GO

Human Tossers
GO

Kayden Cross Gets Down to Business
GO

Cliff Diving Fail
GO

Do Yourself a Favor and Find a Girl to Fuck
GO

Some Random Shit to Pass The Time
GO

Young Madonna Deep Throat
GO

Any Job Worth Doing is Worth Doing Right
GO

This Rhianna Chris Brown Thing Just Keeps Getting Crazier
GO

Britains Boobiest Babes
GO

Lezzies Get Their Fuck On
GO

JEssica Simpson is Going to Retire and Take Up Pro Eating…
GO

I’m Guessing Penny Cruz Didn’t Just Sleep With That Oscar
GO

Get Sex the Only Way a Loser Like You Can
GO

Demi Lovato Will Get Your Ass Thrown in Jail
GO

Lina Tishnova is a Russian Godess
GO

Michael Jackson is Getting Rid of His Kids, Most Probably Because They Are To old For Him to Want to Molest Anymore
GO

When Hot Chicks Prank Back
GO

Kim Kardashian Talks About Some Shit Or Another
GO

MICHAEL CERA IS FINALLY DOING THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE
GO

I’m From Texas, Boy!
GO

Karina Flores Will Make Your Day
GO

How to Have a Clean Fresh Vagina
GO

Miss Connecticut Outstanding Teen Is a Very Very Bad Girl
GO

Fat Chicks Talking Like Skinny Chicks Who Think They Are Fat Chicks
GO

Some Weird Voiced Kid Hating On 50 Cent….
GO

Some Seriously Weird Products from Some Seriously Shitty Catalog
GO

44 Pornstars Who Tweet….
GO

The 10 Hottest Brazilian Models of All Time According To This Guy…
GO

You Need Another Word for Vagina – CLICK REFRESH
GO

Stiff Jobs is Some Homemade Movie About Fucking Bitches and Killing Shit and This is the Strange Fucking Trailer
GO

How To: Market The Most Fucked Up Porn Ever
GO

Nice Tan
GO

UPDATE

The 10 Hottest Women of Louisiana For Mardi Gras Wednesday
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

25

Feb

Darlene’s Still Got It Going On of the Day

For those of you who don’t know, the show Roseanne used to make me sick to the fucking stomach.

I’d watch the shit to feel better about myself and to motivate me not to eat junk food and for some reason was compelled to tune in every fucking week, probably to see if Roseanne or Dan would die of a massive heart attacks while filming, and not because listening to her struggle for a breath while badly delivering lines, never expecting to end up marrying someone that looked like her. Life is mean that way.

Speaking of life being mean, I never understood was how the fuck Darlene was allowed on TV, not to mention allowed out of the fucking house. I mean seriously, this is the kind of girl you leave in the fucking woods on the way home from the hospital after your wife gave birth to her. They must have thought that the show already had such disgusting and unfortunate cast, that they might as well throw another into the mix.

It has to be impossible for even the dirtiest of perverts to jerk off to her mutant face that only another woman could appreciate, hence the reason why she’s a lesbian, the kind of lesbian who has her own baby and plans on raising it with two mothers like a irresponsible person would do, because they need revenge on the world for being born lookin’ this way.

Either way, when starting this post I was going to leave it at “Oh Fuck”, but went off on this rant for the one guy out there who found her worth fucking, and this is her now.

I’m just joking, I’m sure she’s a beautiful and kind person, I’m just jealous I can’t be with her.

Posted in:Disgusting|Sara Gilbert

2009

25

Feb

Some London Fashion Week Weirdness of the Day

So all you fashionistas probably already know that it’s fashion week in London…or maybe that it was fashion week in london…that it is going to be fashion week in London and some weird Goth clothing company had this fashion show, that was topless, see thru and all around weird.

Now I’m the kind of guy who hates fucking vampires and obscure kids in black who hate the world and shoot up schools, but I do like tits, and in not wanting to perpetuate this men in platform shoes and make-up, industrial music bullshit, I tried to not post these pics, but the tits won this fight, again.

Posted in:Fashion Week|Freaks|Got|London|Nipples|Tits

2009

25

Feb

Kim Kardashian in Some Pedicure Porn of the Day

I’ve posted this Kim Kardashian pedicure porn a few times before. It’s pretty fucking repetitive. I mean following some fat chick on her mundane daily errands for vanity is something I won’t do with my wife, so I don’t see why I am doing it over the internet for this whore, but it looks like I’m in too deep. The truth is that Kardashian gets her nails done because her feet are the only thing on her body that fits into the same size as skinny chicks, so she has to take serious care of these fucking things, because if they were to get all jacked up and fungus from neglect, since she can’t see or reach her toes, she can’t wash them properly, gangrene could set in and she could need to get the shit amputated, leaving her with nothing that fits into the same size as a skinny chick. If she really was out on an errand for vanity, she’d probably be better off going to the liposuction doctor.

Either way, here are the pics and video because you food fetishists will like this.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pedicure|Porn

2009

25

Feb

A Day With Mary Kate Olsen of the Day

If you wonder what self-made Billionaire Mary Kate Olsen does in a given day, it’s pretty intense, at least it is for me, because I have a hard enough time getting off my couch, but she went from parking garage to car, back to parking garage back to car over and over again and looked like a magical gnome with a heroin addiction while doing it. I feel like if I ran into her on the street, I wouldn’t want to rape her, like I do with most girls I see, I’d be more into following her home in hopes of finding the way into a magical forest. I’m not one of those fantasy RPG virgin motherfuckers, it’s just that watching Mary Kate kinda makes me want to be one, because her mousey scurry creeps me the fuck out and makes me want to quit women, turn asexual and collect action figures and other comic related toys. She’s just that sexy.

Posted in:Mary-Kate Olsen|Scary

2009

25

Feb

Marisa Miller and Some Old Fitting Room Pictures of the Day

So it turns out that Marisa Miller was also over-rated in 2003, when she was just some freckled faced, fake titted, fit chick, who probably never deserved to get to the level of success she has reached, but who has managed to reach that level of success she has, so I assume some of you like her and that’s not the reason I am posting these pictures, because I know you like anything with a pussy, fit or fat, hot or not, born man or woman, shit just doesn’t matter to you. I am posting it because I want to. So fuck you.

Posted in:Bikini|Fitting Room|Lingerie|Marisa Miller|old|Tits