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2009

24

Feb

Slumdog Millionaire’s Freida Pinto Slutty for Complex Magazine of the Day

Leave it up to America to take a wholesome, naturally beautiful, Indian girl and get her to take off her clothes to show our culture what she’s been hiding in her colorful silk dress, to get it into their heads that she’s worth masturbating to or some shit that really doesn’t matter, because she’s done it, it’s too late for her, she’s tainted and I guess I should be lovin’ it because I am lovin’ her right now, but kinda feel like I did when I found out my high school sweetheart wasn’t a virgin last year when I first got with her.

That said, I saw Slumdog Millionaire last night because I felt obligated to. I wasn’t surprised to see a girl he’s been chasing all his fucking life come out of the woodwork when he was slated to win 20,000,000 rupees. All bitches seem to be nothin’ but gold diggers. Good thing I don’t have to worry about any of that shit, you know….since I am poor. At least I know who my real friends are…I mean…if I had real friends…


To See the Rest of the Pictures and Read the Interview You Gotta Follow This Link….
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Posted in:Complex|Freida Pinto|Slumdog Millionaire|Slutty

2009

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been getting a lot of hate mail lately. Apparently the site isn’t as good as it used to be. Apparently I’ve lost my touch. I was thinking about going into my archives to see what all 3 of these people were trying to say, but then I remembered that my site was never good and I never had any sort of touch that didn’t get me in trouble, but I do have links and here they are, and in future keep your criticism to yourself, you just get me down.

Mondays Don’t Have to Be All Bad When You Can Get Help Jerking Off….
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Nicky Hilton Has Her Head So Far Up Her Ass It’s Astonishing
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Which Celebrity Drunk Are You?
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Point of View While Deep Inside a Hot Girl
Because I Know You Have Never Been Inside a Hot Girl
Or Any Girl for that Matter
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30 Movies in 2 Minutes
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Because Finding What Suits Your Fetish Isn’t Always Easy
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Wanna See Jordan’s Disgusting Implant Scars?
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Wall Street Fight Makes a Wall Street Even I Enjoy
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Attached at the Crotch Seems Like Good Times I Think
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Wife Versus The Desert Eagle
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The REAL Uses for Things You Pack On a Trip to Vegas
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Sophia Loren is Still Totally Bangable
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Striptease of the Day
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AnnaLynne McCord REALLY Likes that Vibrator
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Sharon Stone Does a Grandma See Through, That Isn’t Hot, But It’s Something
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Gisele Bundchen Parties at Carnival
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Rose McGowen is Pretty Disgusting Even With a Mask On
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WTF Did Alicia Keys Do to Her Hair?
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Because You Couldn’t Find a Girlfriend Even If the Slut Was Sitting On Your Face
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Some Hilary Duff Because I Know You Like Horses and Are Into Beastiality
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Paris Hilton Tops the Razzies
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Some Mardi Gras Insanity
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Slut Can Flex It Out
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Homeless Bike Jump Goes Very Wrong
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Tessa West Gets Her Masterbate On
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Dogs Hates Fireworks, and Also Hates Ass
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Pee and Pleasure?
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Kids Handbook For Sex is Pretty Amazing
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Sex Doesn’t Have to Be a Solo Expedition
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Nicole Richie is Ready to Ruin Her Vagina Yet Again
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Driving on Salvia Will Probably Kill You
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Myleene Klass is Pretty Much Topless
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Beatrice is Bountiful
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Lindsay Lohan is Starting a Spray Tan and Diamond Line Because Her Career is Pretty Much Over
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Jose Canseco is Still Alive and He Has Some Smoking Bitches With Him. Literally
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Playing Chess With Shay Laren
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Ryan Seacrest Interviews the Kids From Slumdog Millionaire and Fails Epic Proportions
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Kim Kardashian Has Cleveage
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Chris Cornell Looks Almost as Bad as I Do
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I Can’t Accurately Explain This, So Just Watch And Laugh, Okay?
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Mystery Meat – You Guess
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Wanda Sykes is the Kind of Butchy Lesbian You Can’t Help But Like
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Drug Induced Television Let’s Us None Drug Users Live the Life Vicariously
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Mickey Rourke’s Acceptance Speech to End All Acceptance Speeches
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1 Guy, 2 Spoons
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Paris Hilton’s Dog Shits on a Couple Former Amazing Race Contestants
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Lance Armstrong Gets Chased By a Nutter
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Drunken Cunts Worth Fucking
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Feb

Lindsay Lohan in Some Topless and Hungry Pics of the Day

The photographer’s name is Hedi Slimane, I didn’t check out her site for her other work and I’m not too well versed in fashion photographer so I am not too sure if this she’s into doing concentration camp themed photoshoots or if taking pictures of dying patients in palliative care with Cancer or Aids, or even spending time on the streets with drug addicted heroin addicts sucking dick for their next fix, is her artistic vision, but I do know that Lohan, despite being topless looks like fucking shit. She’s the kind of skinny I don’t like and I am pretty understanding and accepting when it comes to skinny. I mean I’ve always been a fan of eating disorders and drug addiction, but something about Lohan just looks fucking wrong.

I understand why she’s crazy, why she’s delusional, why she’s gone out of her way to start beef with me, why she tells people I stalk her. It’s all because she’s not eating much more than Ronson’s pussy and a pile of heroin because I think this is much deeper an issue than just cocaine. She is going to die soon. I can tell.

It’s all part of her Heath Ledger strategy to get recognized as an actress, because she’s fucking crazy and hopes to be remembered because the world already forgets her and her great performances in movies like Herbie Fully Loaded. Let’s face it, she’s a fucking joke and if you were her, you’d be on drugs too.

Here are those pics.

That said, nice nipple.

On a side note – I love Twitter and sent this link, along with this message to Mike Lohan….


FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER

Posted in:Drug Addicted|Lindsay Lohan

2009

23

Feb

George Hamilton’s Man Purse Doesn’t Distract Me From His Wife’s Nipples of the Day

Supertan George Hamilton, someone who I am not entirely sure what he does beyond tanning, was seen out with his man purse and the paparazzi thought that was a great story, what they forgot to mention was his braless wife and her floppy fucking tits with her hard nipples, because shit may not be as hot as a jacked up tanning bed in your bedroom, or even as hot as skin cancer, but it’s pretty fucking close to me.

Posted in:George Hamilton|Man Purse|Nipples

2009

23

Feb

Three Irrelevant Sluts of the Day

I had these three posts lined up and when looking at the pictures I realized I had nothing interesting to say about these sluts, because they are all pretty fucking irrelevant. One is some Chinese rich kid who has been in Playboy and has managed to have nipple slips at every single event she’s attended and I never really understood why she was even attending the events in the first place.

The other is a washed up child star who is pretending to be a lesbian while addicted to coke, delusional and looking more and more like she’s about to die as the days go on, but her tits manage to stay the same size because I guess they were right all along and she’s got implants, because it really is the only explanation. She’s been in two movies the last 3 years, her career is almost over and I guess she got a sympathy invite to some Oscar party because she’s still got celebrity, despite really only deserving AIDS.

The last is some Aussie with great tits, who has hard nipples, but who can’t be acknowledged as someone I want to fuck because she was engaged to a Good Charlotte brother because I guess in Australia, they were stars and she was a groupie even he didn’t respect enough to not cheat on. Meaning that she wasn’t even good enough for him and lets face it, he’s not really good enough for any vagina, not even fat chick vagina, that said, I’d still fuck her, but I would never respect her and I guess either will Hollywood because I haven’t seen her in anything worth seeing recently, may be a good time to head back to the Outback…but she did have a date with Russell Simmons this past weekend, so who knows…maybe I am wrong about this one…

And here are their pictures, because I am lazy and not gonna let good cropping and uploading go to fucking waste. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk….

Lindsay Lohan….

Posted in:Bai Ling|Irrelevant Sluts|Lindsay Lohan|Sophie Monk

2009

23

Feb

Frieda Pinto Wears Her Oscar Pass of the Day

I love how this Slumdog Millionaire Indian chick is walking around with her Oscar all access pass or whatever the fuck that laminate is.

It’s like she knows that no one in Hollywood really has any idea who she is, despite being in the Picture of the Year and being pretty hot, because Hollywood is racist and assume if you’re brown you’re either part of the cleaning crew, there to set up, deliver food, sell beer at their convenience store or offer outsourced tech support for all major American brands and don’t really belong in front of the camera or on the red carpet.

Posted in:Frieda Pinto|Oscars

2009

23

Feb

John Legend’s Girlfriend is Worth Fucking of the Day

I want to fuck John Legend’s girlfriend. I don’t know who she is. She looks Asian, but she may be some kind of mix breed, because she’s more brown than yellow, but none of that matters, I’ll let her pick my rice any day, and by pick my rice I do mean jerk me off, because my dick’s about that big…..It’s sad, but I’ve come to terms with it.

Either way, someone ID this bitch.

Posted in:Girlfriend|John Legend

2009

23

Feb

Fun With Cancer Of the Day

Who says cancer can’t be fun. This tanned Jane Goody girl has terminal cancer with weeks to live. She still manages to have a good time with friends as she gets ready to marry one of her UK reality show costar boyfriend who is currently in jail because of beating someone down. What he doesn’t know is that her cancer is a trap to lock him in, because the last time I saw someone with weeks to live, they looked like a skeleton and not someone who’s forehead I want to climax all over. That said. I hope Jane Goody survives she looks too fun to die.

Posted in:Cancer|Jane Goody

2009

23

Feb

Megan Fox Picture of the Day

I was watching some reruns of 90210 as I do every weekend to try to reconnect with my past and tap into some new creative energy that only comes from it’s inspirational scripts and acting.

I couldn’t help but wonder, while I watched Brandon help a homeless dessert storm vet on the beach by offering him some work, despite Andrea’s advising him not to, and Brenda was out cheating on Dylan in Paris while pretending to be a native french girl, which was okay because he was kissing up with Kelly and David and his flipped hair were trying to launch his music career by working out a management deal with Steve, how this garbage ever made it on TV and how someone who was on it gets to fuck this girl.

If you’re wondering why I was watching this, I was at a friends house and it was a big part of the reason I ended up getting so drunk that I don’t remember what happened,

Posted in:Megan Fox|Picture

2009

23

Feb

Amanda Bynes Doesn’t Own Pants of the Day

If you look at Amanda Bynes from the front she is cute, but they you see her from the side, she looks fucking retarded.

Don’t get me wrong, retarded can be cute, I mean pretty much every single girl I’ve ever fucked has been at least semi-retarded, which in my defense was because I worked at a retard home, and they were pretty easy, especially when they were sleeping medicated and unable to speak more than a few grunts and screams, but this isn’t about that.

It’s about Amanda Bynes and her chipmunk face, is she on steroid treatment for some disorder? Was she beat the fuck up like she was Rihanna? I just don’t really get it, but at least she never wears pants because I guess someone told her she had good legs and she went home and fucking burnt every pair pants she owned because it felt good to be complimented and now she only feels comfortable wearing short fucking skirts in public to show them legs off and distract us from that face. Here she is in white.

I was wrong…She Does Own Pants…And She Looks a Hell of A Lot More Retarded in the Face When She Does Cuz I Don’t Have Upper Thighs to Distract Myself With….

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Legs|Retarded