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2022

31

May

Stella Hudgens Underboob of the Day

Stella Hudgens, the celebrity sister for all you celebrity sibling fetishists out there like me, who don’t really find the top dog of the family that appealing and prefer the insecurities of the tag along who may have hotter tits, but it don’t matter, she’s never going to be the Disney Queen the family sold to the evil empire, she’ll always just be a mooch mooching off the last name, even if it’s just as much her last name as her famous sisters, it just doesn’t workout like that in this celebrity obsessed world.

So while being fabulous, doing all the famous person shit, going to all the famous person places, knowing she’s just an ONLY FANS model trying to monetize her fans like the pervert she is, since everyone’s a pervert, going rogue or NSFW because girl just wants love, admiration, fans and money too….and that’s how it’s done these days.

Either way, the slutty sister for your famous and mooch sister fetish, are out in Europe and the Only Fans girl got a lot of her titty out, because of course she would, it’s not everyday her sister helps her get more views and relevance to drive sales to her onlyfans, something Vanessa Hudgens may not understand since she gives her nudes out for free…or has in the past….before nude market places existed.

All this to say, bikini tops are hot with the big tits.

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2022

31

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits ar Titties Too.

Obviously, we like the big titties, it’s in our nature, even straight girls like big titties because they are all programmed to latch onto them for food and survival and you don’t really outgrow that shit ever, you just repress it with all your other feelings of inadequacies, disappointments, failures, you know the fun stuff you bottle up.

However, I have a no fat chicks allowed format here, it’s part of our stylesheet, part of our content strategy, where I’ll only post less than 10 percent of content on the site around fat girls, only to prove how disgusting they are and how if you’re thinking of being a fat girl, stay fit….if you’re thinking of dating a fat girl, stay fit, I’m sure there’s a desperate malnourished meth addict in a parking lot somewhere waiting, if you’re with a fat girl, starve her out, if you were with a skinny girl who became a fat girl, wallpaper the house in pics of her when she was skinny…there’s all kinds of motivational tactics.

Skinny girls, for the most part have small tits, and small tits aren’t a bad thing, if anything they come with a solid body to compliment said tits, which make your dick look bigger, always a fun optical illusion that doesn’t come along everyday and can look as hot as a big tit….all while having a nipple to latch onto, which is really what it’s all about.

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2022

31

May

Courtney Stodden Pussy Print of the Day

Since I am a Canadian and I don’t celebrate Memorial Day, since our Army didn’t fight for our freedoms, at last not in recent memory over this covid shit, where unvaccinated people still can’t get on a plane, train, leave the country….which is fucking wild, and puts us up in the charts with the two other countries in the world who also have the same restrictions on the unvaccinated people….CHINA and NORTH KOREA….hilarious….but not….

I spend my memorial day remembering the glory days of the internet, some where’s Lindsay Lohan at? Where’s the next troll at? What’s Courtney Stodden the tabloid teen wife that the world embraced instead of calling the police on her captor….you know before she started doing low level sex taps like the goddess she is, with the clown tits that she’d really have to use for nudes because they’re so “gone big so go home an take some smutty pics for us”.

Well, the gift from the internet nude gods have gifted us with some Stodden, who I think is wonderful, rocking a good old fashion asshole behind thong nude, and if you read the site, you know how I feel about Asshole Behind thongs, if you don’t, start digging through the archives freak.

The point of the story is….She’s great.

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2022

31

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Unlike the bikini or swimsuit energy you get from social media, where every bitch an her mother and grandmother is in a bikini at all times, even when I watch weird “van life” girls or “off grid cabin life” girls use salacious bikini pics as their cover picture, only for me to click through and learn about them connecting water to their cabin from their drilled well, or some shit….

The bikini, is the number one marketing tool because sociey as a whole are a bunch of fucking bikini loving perverts….half naked is all we seem to give a fuck about, so in keeping up with the internet, here’s a round-up of bathing suit girls in bathing suits looking for attention, being used by me as clickbait, because without the bikini, the internet would be a terrible place, not that it isn’t a terrible place, it’s pretty fucking terrible with all its indoctrination, brain washing, spell they have everyon eunder…..but the bathing suit pics make it ALL worth it…especially for a Canadian hermit hiding behind his snow wall in July, not a bikini in sight, except maybe from off grid wilderness girls looking for their thumbnail for their youtube video.

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2022

31

May

Alexandra Stan Bikini Ass of the Day

While the world probably doesn’t give a fuck about one hit wonder “Mr Saxobeat” dance music superstar Alexandra Stan, who is now 32 but still worth looking at in her slutty, just not slutty enough selfies…

This Romanian born and raised in poverty babe could have ended up being a mail order bride or a cam girl who pees in some dungeon while the people who human traffic her make sure she dosn’t cry for help. You know, Eastern European sex worker shit…but instead, became that one hit wonder so she can be less desperate in her sex work…a win for her, but not for us.

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2022

31

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

The highlight of my days is typically when I come across the good kind of tight pants, because there are still vain bitches who want to be fit as fuck, so that when they wear their tight fitness pants and sports bra on a Sunday…..not all bicycle short or legging wearing are bitches too fat for standard pants, sure there are a lot of them, but I’m an optimist willing to seek out and get boners for the good ones.

Just 5 minutes ago, I saw a girl in bike shorts that were so low profile in terms of length of the leg, that when she bent over to get something out of her backseat I saw 50 percent of her pussy lip peeking through….in public….for strangers like me to see.

These tight pants are out of control, but in the best way possible..it’s like the flashing trench coat pervert pulling his dick out on the bus, only hot young chicks just being “on trend”….pulling their cunts out because they’re eating her shorts.

Here’s some tight pants.

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2022

31

May

Sheer Dress and Other Videos of the Day

Gril Makes a P out of her Ass

Spider Man

Shy Tits

Bikini Outfit Check

Gayer than Bicycle Shorts

Dancing For Goats

Library Girl

Yoga Girl

Gym Body

Two Bikini Girls

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2022

31

May

Mental Protestors of the Day

The above clip is a bunch of creepy fucking people who are either hired actors, because I can’t imagine anyone hating life as much as this, where they spend their weekend yelling about guns, like some unhinged, out of control, totally psychotic motherfucker they should lock up…..

They are mad at the N.R.A for lobbying for guns because according to them, guns kill babies….like abortion but different, cuz you know the week or two before, they were at the abortion protest doing their best job as extras…..and the week before that they were protesting Russia, before that Truckers and Covid Restrictions, before that BLM for Georgie….you know it takes a certain fucking freak…

The below clip is Quebec women, who I think are just there trolling, outside the US consulate in Quebec, over ABORTION rights of WOMEN in ANOTHER COUNTRY than them, since Canada hasn’t changed any ABORTION laws, but they should…

So a bunch of fat fucks, who don’t even read, or understand English are showing up to scream “their body their choice” topless, covered in blood, in some unhinged, out of control, totally psychotic way…..they can’t even keep a straight face, so why are they doing it? Who knows, but seems fake to me.

You know, instead of just living the good life, or protesting things that matter, like the tyranny that is going to end civilization as we know it thanks to other psychopaths at the top of the food chain totally not giving a fuck about any of us.

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2022

31

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not a gun person, I love guns, totally think people should have the right to own guns, but I don’t own guns…

I just saw that Canada passed a ban on Handguns, which is basically taking the right for gun enthusiasts, we’re talking ex military and police, who are trained and/or legally approved to own those guns…because it’s their hobby, sport, or whatever and they are in the system and follow the fucking rules around those guns….all because of a shooting in Texas.

You gotta wonder about a society that makes laws based on stories that happen in other countries and that are reported on in the American media. It’s a little weird.

Especially when any of the gun violence in Canada is with illegal handguns, not registered or licensed restricted gun owners.

And for whatever reason, no one seems to care that guns don’t kill people, people kill people, and when they are all mentally abused by anti-depressants that totally fuck their brains up at a young age, mental cases, growing up in a society that offers little hope of a bright future, celebrating dog shit humans like the Kardashians on the internet, doing the whole THEM vs US, as we stare at the “elites” or the “cool kids” like we’re fucking slave class losers instead of living our best life….because the human experience and the human spirit has been stifled by people who hate you….then there’s the lack of community, the fear of they neighbor, the woman’s fear of a man talking to them, because it must be toxic masculinity coming to mansplain, the indoctrination, the hormones in the foods, the hormones they are giving kids, the chemicals in the water, and now the air…..

GUNS are the least of your concern, if anything, all that should make you want to get a bunker and guns, to hide out, while this all blows over….because Humanity should win, even if 80 percent of humans have altered their DNA to no longer be human over a cold.

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2022

30

May

Milf Monday of the Day

MILFs are a celebration of women who were willing to sacrifice it all, assuming that “it all” is the tautness of their vaginas, but I guess the rest of their body too, since it hormonally changes them as they gain their 90 pounds from eating pizza for 9 months, thinking “eating for 2” is an excuse to eat everything you ever avoided eating because you didn’t want to gain 90s pounds….WHEN IN ROME…..then there’s the whole ruining their personal life, or ability to go out and bang out any night of the week, because you don’t have a life to care for, not that most people let that get in the way of their fun, but they probably should…

So MILFS are a celebration of all that, because MOM fetishes mean you think mom’s are hot, despite those sacrifices made to either reproduce for tradition, for perceived expectations, for money from the right cumshot, you know there’s different reasons for baby making, or bringing babies to fruition….in this shitty modern world that has basically destroyed the family structure….

And like all celebrations of women, by men, you can jerk off to it, I think that’s kinda the whole point of them taking pics like this….you know, mom shit like scrapbooking, but better, cuz nudity is involved.

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